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Chapter 7 and 8
Hi-! This batch is mostly comprised of theories. And it's a long one, so take as much time as you need!
A word of warning. Some of the theories are so out of context that it ACTUALLY makes sense. In a way.
1.) What is Mars', Jupiter', and Trocar's history post-LSOTP?
What happened to their mother in particular?
(I have a theory on Question 6.)
I have a feeling that perhaps Mars, Jupiter, and their father were victims of the Seige of Coronet.
A theory of mine. Though, perhaps there were other areas in Calcian Territory that were also victims of the 'enemy'.
Since you said that Old Sentry was the first that had fallen, I had assumed more would follow.
2.) He wanted to drive home the only reason he signed the contract was so Papyrus could finally live the life he deserved.
Where did they live before they were drafted?
Did the love interests live in a township together or are they spread out into various areas of Calcian Territory?
3.) Quick question.
Is Fonston and St. Calibri seperate townships or is Fonston simply a town in the Municipality of St. Calibri?
4.) ”And who and where is your wife?”
”Dusted quite some time ago. Her name was Lilith Marigold.”
Her eyes widened and her demeanor seemed to change.
”My apologies. Your wife was a hero amongst heroes.”
This was a scene in Chapter 6. One that's been nagging at the back of my mind during my absence.
With what Mrs. Courier just stated. It means that the Institute realized and acknowledged that Lilith was a part of the military, and is considered a hero amongst heroes.
Surely other hens might be inspired to do the same as what Lilith had done if Mrs. Courier acknowledges this.
Also, I have a feeling that THIS is connected to the Gasters and the favor Cobalt owed. The implications of this one interaction is uncanny.
To reveal a hen in the military comprised of multiple sires (what a scandal-!) And somehow not get as much backlash (aside from the thing with Goudy and him reporting Lilith to the Institute) from the Institute...
I can only theorize that the Gasters MIGHT have lessened the blow. Perhaps with their rank, they managed to influenced a decision that is less detrimental to Lilith.
Instead of having been killed or mated with a stranger, they instead gave chose to give her to Cobalt....?
Only you can confirm.
5.) Ayo. I feel bad for Bubblegum.
Talk about brainwashing. Also, what's with this supposed 'scorring'?
"I bet I could get a perfect score with a trial whelp!” - Bubblegum
6.) I swear, if I didn't know any better (and I don't aside from the canon statements where magic in LSOTP is shit), I'd say Madame is Jupiter' and Mars' mother and Trocar's late hen.
I have things to back this claim, I swear-!
7.) 👀 I have my eyes on Madame as the head of the Institute.
Judging by the way she acts and the way she brandishes whelps as her own...
I'd say she most likely went from Mrs. Adiline Courier's case worker to Head (or at least a Board Member) of the Institute.
8.) 'The Elevator' proves my hypothesis that yes, the Institute DOES strap hens onto a gurney to be repeated raped.
9.) Ethel and Adiline are lesbians.
Change my mind.
10.) 'DAUPHIN'
*New area acquired*
The residents of this third-world country are Calcians.... Riiiiiight....? 👀
11.) ”She isn’t shit to me! She’ll never replace her! She ain’t good enough-“ - Sans
Don't mind me. I'm just brain storming ideas as to who his late lover was.
Definitely not me trying to make some sort of plot. Nope.
Nope I'm good.
That's all for Chapter 7 and 8. I hope I didn't drain your brain juice with my incessant questioning.
Bye! Take care! (*˘︶˘*).｡*♡
A lot of this I actually can’t elaborate on. So I’ll go through what I can.
(3) St. Calibri is a big city. It’s about ~50 miles away from Fonston. In between the towns, farm fields stretch for miles. They’re the nearest towns to eachother.
(4) Lilith was registered as missing by her father which lead to a through investigation by the institute. It was found out a lot too late about the abuse the golden gals went through. The institute praised her for being smart enough to leave and still carrying out her hen duties while enlisted. (She got pregnant with Jett and that’s why they settled on base in Old Centry.) They used her image as a cover girl for how a good hen should be.
(5) Its exactly like a score on a test. They grade the girls based on how fast and efficient they are with those sort of tasks. (Though really if they aren’t perfect, it’s not good enough. ‘Perfect things do not have dust on them, ladies!’ So they use fear tactics to drill everything home.
(6) I do feel comfortable debunking this. This isn’t the case here.
(7) Madame is a powerful woman.
(8) The institute is a horrid place. Honestly death would be better than that place for men and women alike.
(9) They are. Yes. Adiline’s feelings for Ethel outshine and cast a dark shadow on anything she could feel for Mr. Courier. It’s her pent up emotions and anger that causes her to lash out and be cruel to him. It’s not right at all, but to say she hates him is an understatement. In her opinion the best thing he ever gave her was her children that she never got to keep.
(10) I can’t say on this one.
(11) His past hen is most certainly a sore spot for him. Though I can’t say anything more on that. We’ll get some context soon.
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Cassandra: “You honestly want me to answer that? Right now... in public?”
Akira: *quiet* “No. Not really. I’m sorry.”
Cassandra: “It’s fine. I’m sorry too. I didn’t know you felt so... ignored. I should have realized.”
Akira: “Yeah well I didn’t have to bite your head off about it.”
Cassandra: “No you didn’t. And just to be clear, I do care about you. I care about you a lot, but believe it or not my whole life I’ve been widely considered “the nerdy girl”; I’ve still got this crazy fear in my head that I’ll pour my heart out only to have you realize you want someone, idk, “cooler” than me...”
Akira: “Someone willing to “fawn all over me” I believe were your words.” *smiles cautiously*
Cassandra: "...”
Akira: *laughs* “Seriously, where on Earth did you get that idea? Wild.”
Cassandra: *straight faced* “Wait. Is that really a question?”
Akira: “Uh yeah?”
Cassandra: “Okay wow. This is awkward... but you know what, I’m not going there today.” *checks watch once more & sighs* “I’ve got to get going; I’ll see you this weekend, right?”
Akira: “Yeah, sounds good... And hold up, I’ll walk you to the station.”
Cassandra: “I thought you had to get ready for work?”
Akira: “I can spare 10 minutes for you.”
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#ts4#sims 4#ts4 story#cassandra goth#akira kibo#premaderx1#whelp at least they apologized to eachother...#premadesp1
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Spooky Scary Wedding
Summery: Virgil and Remus get paired for a project where they have to plan their wedding. Fluff, weirdness, bonding, and pining ensues.
Ships: Dukexiety
Warning: misunderstandings, innuendoes, extreme flirting
-let me know if I need to add more warnings-
(This was requested by @sanderssstuff, I hope it lives up to your expectations!)
*here is the SlideShow that Virgil and Remus made, as an apology for getting it out so late 😅 file:///C:/Users/megan/Downloads/Halloween%20Wedding%20(1).pdf *
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It was 8th period Human Development, and the class was eagerly awaiting instructions for the newest project.
“Alright everyone! Who is ready to start the next project?” Mr. Critic asked. Everyone let off various noises of confirmation, because while Mr. Critic was the hardest grading teacher, he also puts together THE BEST projects.
“For this project, I have grouped everyone up into pairs, and those pairs will decide on if they want to make a presentation and slideshow about their wedding, their first kid, or starting a business. Does everyone understand?”
Once everybody nodded, Mr. Critic started naming off teams.
“Remy and Emile.”
“Janus and Patton.”
“Virgil and Remus.”
After that point, both Virgil and Remus stopped listening and stared at eachother. They had been friend for forever, but both wanted to be more, and both was afraid that it would ruin their friendship.
“Alright everyone, get with your partner and pick what you want your project to be about.”
Remus walked over at sat beside Virgil. “Hey favorite emo, what are you thinking?”
Virgil looked at Remus and laughed. “Well, we are certainly not doing ‘first kid’. You would give it a knife and I would end up shooting you from all the anxiety.”
Remus grinned. “I don’t know about you, but I think starting a business could be fun. We could start a Crematorium!”
“Ok, so we aren’t doing business either.” Remus busted out laughing at Virgil’s words, then got a flirty look on his face.
“Looks like their is only one option left.” Remus got down on one knee, grabbed Virgil’s hand, and opened his mouth.
“Hey Remus, wanna marry me?”
Remus sputtered. “You stole my thunder!”
“Yes I did.” Virgil smirked. “So ya want to get hitched or not?”
The bell rang, and Virgil stood up, grabbed his bag, and looked at Remus expectantly.
Remus got up and made a show of looking Virgil up and down.
“Ehh, I guess so. Your hot enough for me to get stuck with.” Virgil blushed and punched Remus in the arm. Remus laughed, and just laughed harder after Virgil turned told Mr. Critic “I’m marrying that asshole.”
Virgil flipped Remus off and speed walked towards his locker. Remus ran up and caught up to him. Remus grabbed Virgil’s elbow when he reached for his lock.
“Come on babycakes, let me come over so we can work on our wedding, pwetty pwease!” Remus gave his biggest puppy eyes, and Virgil just sighed.
“I’m not allowing you to hang out with Patton anymore. Fine, but your driving.” Remus whopped, and grabbed Virgil’s notebooks out of his hands.
“Lets go hot stuff! The sooner we plan the wedding the sooner we go on the honeymoon!”
Remus dragged blustering Virgil to his car. Virgil huffed, and buckled up. “If I die from your crazy driving, I will haunt your ass.”
“Wow Virgil, you mention my ass a lot, I think you like it.”
Virgil punched Remus again, and Remus just smirked and revved his car engine.
Once they made it to Virgil’s house, they plopped onto the couch and Virgil fires up his computer while Remus makes lewd doodles on his notepad.
“Alright Remus, first things first, what do we want for the theme? Like, colors or day specifically.”
“Green! Ooo! It should be on Saint Patrick’s day!”
Virgil shook his head. “That sounds like an awful idea, and this is a school project, so I don’t think you can put booze in the ‘why’ category.”
Remus makes a pouty face that makes Virgil’s insides feel butterflies. “Aww, but Vergy, I wanted a green wedding!”
Virgil rolled his eyes, but looked at the computer screen thoughtfully. “What if we kept the green? I thing green would go well with purple, and it- WAIT!” Virgil screamed, and Remus fell off the couch.
“Damn it V! What?”
“Halloween! We could have a Halloween wedding! It would cover the day, the color scheme, and the theme.”
Remus grins and plops himself right behind Virgil. “That sounds awesome, my dark and brooding emo! It fits both of our aesthetics perfectly! Great job.”
Virgil beamed and leaned back against Remus’s legs. Remus played with Virgil’s hair while they worked out the finer details.
They decided that it would be a costume wedding, and that they would walk down the isle together to the tune of ‘Spooky Scary Skeleton’. Remus wanted it gory, but Virgil wanted it more traditional.
Luckily, they found a wondrous combination that suited both of them.
Once they got a good majority of the planning done, they called it a night and Remus headed home.
Once he got into his room, Remus called his best friend Janus and told him EVERYTHING!
“You’ll never guess it JanJan! V asked me to marry him! We are having a Halloween wedding and are walking down the isle to the song ‘Spooky Scary Skeletons’!”
“... The livingtrombstone Remix?”
“Of course! It’s a costume wedding and I want you to be my best man!”
Janus looked at his phone, and smirked. Virgil has been texting him for the last 15 minutes about the wedding project, and just basically gushing.
‘Whelp, time to play matchmaker.’
“Oh my Remus, I would simply *hate* to be in your wedding. Do you think Virgil would approve?”
“Of course! You are his favorite cousin, also, if you’ve liked him for as long as I have you know exactly how to get him to him to blush, which I would have no problem doing if he needed a bit of convincing. His blush is the cutest thing ever, and I would drop it if he truly didn’t want to.”
Janus smiled. “That sounds ‘dreadful!’ I can’t wait!”
-_-_-_-
Meanwhile, with Virgil, he was on the phone with Remy, and talking up a storm.
“But Rem, you don’t understand! He was flirting with me! Like, legit flirting! He even called me hot!”
Remy rolled his eyes and smirked.
“I know you can’t see me, but I’m rolling my eyes at you. Babes, of course he flirts with you and calls you hot! Have you looked in a mirror? He’d be dumb and blind not to.”
Virgil grins and shakes his head. “Remy, I do think your opinion is biased, you think anyone who has ever bought you Starbucks is drop dead gorgeous. Besides, Remus has been my friend for forever. I highly doubt that he would just now be interested in me.”
Remy has to take a moment and stare at his phone.
‘Wow. That oblivious dumbass. Whelp, guess I’m going to have to prove a point. Ooo! I can finally get revenge for Virgil setting Emile and I up, when he knew that I was about to ask him out! Eventually...’
“Alright, well sorry babes, but you’re gonna have to tell me more tomorrow. Emile is calling me.”
“Kay, by Rem.”
“By V!”
‘He doesn’t suspect a thing. This should be fun!’
-_-_-_-
The next day, the school bell had just rang for lunch, and Remy and Virgil were standing in front of Virgil’s locker.
“Gurl, why don’t you ever introduce me to your crushes? You’ve liked this guy for years! The least you could do is point him out.”
Virgil rolls his eyes and shuts his locker. “How about this. If he ever introduces himself without me pointing him out, you can say whatever you want to him!”
Remy smirks and shakes Virgil’s hand. Because unbeknownst to Virgil, Janus texted Remy a picture of Remus last night, and told Remus to go to Virgil’s locker at lunch time.
‘Well, speak of the devil!’
Remus walks towards Virgil, and Virgil turns around and instantly looks terrified. Remy smirks and looks at Remus.
“Hi babes, I’m Remy, Virgil best bitch. Who are you?”
“I’m Remus, Virgil’s soon to be husband.”
Virgil makes a choking noise and Remy does a dramatic gasp.
“Ooo, Remus? You can’t be the same Remus that Virgil said was his partner and hopeless crush. He has been talking my ear off about all that pining. But that has to be someone else, huh hun?”
At this point, Virgil is on number 7 of the intricately detailed murder plots for Remy that he has come up with in the three minute span that Remy has been talking. He is giving Remy his best death glare, and pointedly ignoring Remus’s gaze.
Remy notices Virgil’s stare, and goes, “Oop, there’s Emile, see you later Vergy.”with a wink.
Remy ran off, and then Virgil was forced to face Remus. Virgil stares in mute horror, and Remus has the biggest shit eating grin ever. He places a hand right next to Virgil’s head on the lockers, then leans in.
“What’s that supposed to be about, baby?”
Virgil.exe has stopped working.
Virgil is blushing so hard that he looks like a strawberry. Remus has not moved, so Virgil does the only thing that comes to his mind.
He shoves Remus and RUNS.
Instead of upsetting Virgil more, Remus runs to find Janus and tell him everything.
-_-_-_-
On the day of the presentation, Virgil ignored Remus all day. Once he made it into the classroom, he set up the slideshow on his computer and smiled at Remus’s outfit.
Part of their presentation was having to do at least one physical demonstration. They had decided to wear their wedding costumes, so Remus was dressed as Beetlejuice and Virgil dressed as Jack Skellington.
Once it was their turn, Virgil hooked up his computer and started the slide show. Everything was going fine until he reached the part that was supposed to be the proposal details.
Instead of showing the picture that they had taken, it was a black screen with the words ‘TURN AROUND’ written in what looked like blood. Virgil whirled around to yell at Remus for changing the slide show, but his voice died.
Remus is on one knee, holding a bouquet of dead black roses takes Virgil’s hand.
“Virgil Angst Skellington, will you do me the honor of being my boyfriend?”
Virgil is shocked. Unable to form words, Virgil starts crying.
Remus sees the tears and immediately thinks that they are tears of embarrassment. He sets the roses down and stands up, looking dejected.
“Shit! I’m sorry V, I should have asked beforehand. I didn’t mean to embarrass you, I just have liked you since you first hissed at our middle school math teacher when he told you that being gay was wrong. Over the years I have really grown a lot closer to you and have just fallen for you even more. And when Remy said that you liked me yesterday, I thought that I had a chance.”
Virgil puts a finger to Remus’s lips, and Remus looks up. Virgil, who has whipped his tears away, levels Remus a look.
“Remus, I mean this in the nicest way possible, please shut the fuck up.”
Remus looked like his heart shattered. Virgil smirks, pulls Remus closer by his tie, and kisses him in fount of the whole class.
“Yes you dumbass, I would love to be your boyfriend”
Remus smiled and spun Virgil around in burst of joy.
Remy shouts “Yas Bitch!”
The entire class cheers, even Mr. Critic was clapping.
Virgil hides his face in Remus’s neck and Remus just flips them all off while smiling.
They were able to get through the rest of the presentation and class without issue. After class they went and got ice cream with Virgil holding a bouquet of dead black roses and Remus holding Virgil’s hand.
They ended up making the highest grade on the project, and actually used a few of the ideas from their high school projects on their actual wedding.
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look my problem with the au megamind where Roxanne is the alien and megamind is the reporter is i cant stop thinking about what i want out of that and how its probably not what other people want out of that which should mean 'oh shit i gotta write it' but really means 'in the next couple of months im going to rewatch megamind and be extremely frustrated because idk how to write these people as is let alone in an au'
but here are some thoughts
Itd have to take place on megaminds home world so like. have to develop that culture and frame it as the usual and other things as oddities
metroman still shows up at the same time the baby human does
roxan richie and metromans rivalry is less of a game and more of a metroman one up'd her ome to many times so now shes gotta take him out
its fine not because shes incompetent- in fact her death rays and pointy sticks are ingenious and have 0% public property or civilian causalities - but because metroman is not only impossible to kill, he adapts to anything that gets close (anything that doesnt kill him makes him stronger literally)
i guess this means theres a good chunk of the story that is centered around human adaptability vs perfect hero dudes adaptability
Roxanne Ritchie is actually a noted scientist or something at the local research facility - i figure blue people planet is really advanced and everyones at least a little technosmart but while it doesnt come as easily or naturally to Roxanne her way of thinking is really unique n shiz and shes an asset to every team....
but if you see her in a mask with some project from the lab macguivered into a gun trying to kill metroman well, no ones getting hurt and humans need hobbies and everyone respects the mask desptie the fact shes the ONLY human on the planet so its not like its hard to figure out who she is
she does spend a lot of nights having to rebuild projects and apologizing and such but basically everyone plays the plausible deniability card and asks her questions abiut what went wrong and okay so the masked menace failed after you let them steal our project but lets pretend for a moment the goal was to fix crops how would you say this did? and grumply shed revamp the guns weird side effect into an alien pollinating crop duster or whatever
got carried away when REALLY all I WANTED to say was
Whille Roxanne Ritchie is adaptable ingenuity and gets away at the last minute NOT because no ones trying to catch her but shes just that CLEVER and thinks ahead and shiz....
Megamind is the guy trying to interview her in the middle of a fight like he thinks he's cute - i mean he is but shes chasing after metroman and skids to a stop because this jerk stepped in for a comment. or shes lining up the perfect shot but theres a close up of megaminds reporter bag in the way
the thing is that maybe... blue people arent violent. a natural disaster hit recently and theyre coming back from it and if the two adopted alien kids want to play extreme tag well no ones getting hurt and Roxanne Ritchie will grow out of her competitiveness no doubt caused by just how superior EVERYONE on the planet is by finding her own niche and metroman will grow up and stop bating her because maybe he IS still better than everyone else and thats met with "oh very nice we're proud" but it doesnt really validate him or make him feel special because its just treated as a special thing he can do by everyong but Roxanne Ritchie and once he's found something that makes him feel good regardless of the attention or lack of it he'll stop playing too
but megamind? megamind has an imagination that loves drama and blowing things out of proportion and thats part of why his reports are so popular? like yeah everyones treating this super hero showdown with indulgence but megamind is good at framing theatrics so that this news story is actually a compelling narrative? and also everyone can see the tension is going to have one of these three "kids" confessing live someday
and maybe he gets carried away. one of those 'aw well next time you could do x or y' or has some technological creation that accidentally actually makes Metroman flinch during an interview
and Roxanne Ritchie starts paying attentionto him for the first time.
and minion warns him but he doesnt listen. minion is lower class and is afraid of being replaced like a pet like some people do but Roxanne Ritchie Ritchie doesnt have a minion and even if she did theyre Best Friends not like those other blue people minion uperclass people.
and he carelessly says something unforgivable and Roxanne Richie uses his ideas and actually succeeds in killing metroman
so she goes to prison - a place they had to build just for her because this hasnt happened since stars knows when
and somebody else is doing the camera because minion left just is gone and megamind looks defeated but testifies against her and is quiet and subdued and stpps being a reporter for a bit
and.... idk. i feel like we'll have to resolve the whole class system so minon goes underground and finds other minons who are unhappy with the way of things and if theyre ALREADY rebuilding society after that huge natural disaster that DIDNT blow up their planet thanks TO a minion well ehy cant they fix this too?
so theres a rebellion going on and theyve got a secret weapon to make blue people listen and idk but i feel like it's Metroman
and... how do stories like this go ive forgotten
minion wouldnt tell megamind or he would
metroman would break Roxanne Ritchie out of prison during the first riot of the minion revolt?
they talk and compare why they hated eachother and slowly work together and are actually a great team?
and then they need a reporter to make themselves heard as something other than minions going crazy
and so of course they go to megamind for help getting the story out
something something megamind is minions sidekick for this adventure
"Roxanne Ritchie was raised by the planet and turned against it and instigated civil unrest and killed a person who was also the good child etc etc instead of just growing up to face your problems"
"actually im alive and i finally found my place? helping out the real heros?"
"i mean i did try to kill him, but he forgave me and we're kinda working together because planet of moms and dads that raised us? yall actually are the ones who need to grow up and let go of the traditions that dont serve etc etc"
and megamind does a huge public apology to minion
and... uhhhhhhhhh fuck i really dont know how these storyies go
the blue people start making amends
metroman basically becomes a social worker for minion childern because finding their original families is a bit hard and most of these kids are just going to end up being raised by super dad but at least the rebellion minion families are actually geting to be their own family units and in a couple gens thatll be normal
Roxanne Ritchie goes back to being the token human in the lab and hangs up her super suit and is generally dissatisfied with this
until one night a hero breaks into her apartment to make her answer for her crimes and so for a legit hot second theyre fighting and megamind says something and Roxanne apologizes and then fighting stops being an argument and goes into banter flirting
the worss "where theres evil good will rise up to fight it" peob comes up a lot in this fic in different iterations
anyways megamind isnjust basically like hey wanna do this like. for the rest of our lives dramatic battle showdowns like its entertainment but like no theyre doing this for real?
the answer is hell yeah
and its a polyship and sometimes Roxanne is helping with the kids and then Megamind bursts in to "save" the family from her evil clutches and 90% of the time everything is improve
megamind kidnaps Roxanne to make metromind save her and a good half of the conversation is that hes an idiot for coming shes tried to kill him three times this week and hes bitching because do you know how hard it is to find a sitter for 30 odd minion kids this short notice and they better make it up to him
Roxanne is not superdad but the 30 odd minion kids adore when she comes over because they mob the villain so hard until finally mega comes to save her because hes actually very good with the kids
of course this poly ship isnt complete without minion and at some point minion and mega realize theyve actually been married for years and Roxanne and metro tease them shamelessly for it
minion and his race need a real name obviously
when Roxanne was a... graduate her senior project theses thingy was essentially "im going to go back to planet earth itll be great ive figured out were im from and how to go there in a reasonable amout of time" and everyone had to sit her down and explain that unlike metroman they knew where she was from the planet was just destroyed.
they never figured out where metroman was from because his direction sharply changed to follow baby Roxannes course and mirrored her coding despite very obviously how he had originated from elsewhere
this is important because his race is basically coming to conquer the blue people planet soon - the group finds out - and will download all the survival upgrades metroman has gotten to become unkillable and then just come down to the surface and be unstoppable taking the place over and whiping out the planet like theyve done many many times
a good chunk of the time trying to figure out how to stop them when this planet is REALLY against murder war and violence for good reason and even if they WOULD do that its impossible over looks some alone time that leads to megamind and metroman figuring out how to like kill him so when the bad guys show up theyll go "whelp better not fuck with them" and leave but between roxanne and minion they manage to not only stabilize metroman (Roxanne blood transfusions maybe???) but they manage to scare the aliens so bad they tuck tail and leave speading rumors that these are the scariest mfs in space (go minion)
metroman never lets Roxanne live down saving his life
eventually space humans show up to check the place out
megamind loves everything human despite most of the planet thinking theyre primitive and showing it
roxanne is reluctant to meet them at first but then really relates to them?
for a good long while it REALLY seems like megamind and Roxanne are just going to go on space adventures with the humans leaving metroman and minion - who really doesnt like them and also they kinda rub him the wrong way because he's non bipedal and they kinda make fun of him in a 'we totally dont mean anything by it lighten up' sort of way.
they don't go of course but they may have stolen a lot of atar charts n shit and who hasnt wanted to take a road trip through space with 30 odd childern who will need names and personalities and may be chopped down to a slightly more reasonable number by this point?
metroman loves space karaoke and his natural abilites mean he learns languages fast but no he still cant carry a tune
megamind and Roxanne still duke it out on various alien cityscapes
minion usually breaks them out of jail if theyre not to be let out the next day because nothing was actually damaged that didnt belong to them.
one memorable occasion it was metoman in a fight with megamind and they wont say what its about but both look very put out and minion looks smug
it doesn't matter in the end because Roxanne teams up with the childern to propose to them first
apparantly i had a lot more ideas about this then i meant to? i mean its not well thoughout out and despite the drama a good half the fic is just going to be cute relationship building stuff between the four of them
#megamind#megamind au idea#story idea#fanfic idea#my writing#i hope tagging shit makes it findable but x doubt
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