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If your OTPs tried to feed each other, depending on the OTP how much of a desaster would each pairing have?

That depends on 1) why they’re trying to feed each other, 2) who is doing the feeding, and 3) how much of a little shit the person eating is going to be (which, depending on the OTP, will vary between “gazing adoringly at the person feeding them” to “95% chance of getting stabbed with a spoon.”)

Let’s take a look at a couple of different options, shall we?

Option 1: Feeding each other because it’s “romantic”

Stiles and Derek: Definite disaster. This is because Derek’s version of “feeding each other” would involve him bringing small (or large) woodland creatures to Stiles in an effort to show he can provide, and Stiles would make him write “bunnies/squirrels/deer are friends, not food” on a piece of paper 100 times.

Conversely, Stiles would try to feed Derek spaghetti at a restaurant to show up some other couple he had a grudge with (IDK, Lydia and Cora are nearby and being sappy, and Stiles and Lydia have been arguing about who has the more romantic relationship) and end up either dropping it on Derek’s pristine white shirt or somehow flinging it across the room to hit a waiter in the face. (Lydia’s “I win, bitch” face is worse than getting kicked out of the restaurant.)

Shiro and Keith: Moderate disaster, but that’s because Shiro would drop whatever food he was trying to feed Keith repeatedly because he keeps getting distracted and nervous by how pretty Keith’s eyes are. Keith doesn’t even notice because he’s too busy internally hyperventilating about how close Shiro is to him and how handsome he is. Matt is drinking straight whiskey because he literally cannot take one more minute of how bad they are at this, Pidge and Hunk are filming it for posterity and YouTube views, and Lance isn’t even paying attention because he’s too busy trying to talk Allura into trying ice cream.

Barnaby and Kotetsu: Surprisingly mild disaster, considering who we’re talking about, but that’s only because they won’t stop arguing about who’s feeding who long enough to actually, you know, eat. The worst thing that happens is that Kotetsu drops a piece of chocolate cake into Barnaby’s after-dinner coffee when Barnaby refuses to open his mouth for it. (Agnes, who suggested this in the first place and is filming it for publicity reasons—you cannot tell me she wouldn’t jump all over the chance to use their relationship to drive ratings—is the one who is thirty seconds away from stabbing both of them with a spoon.)

Option 2: One has to feed the other because an injury/issue prevents them from using their arms

Stiles and Derek: No matter how badly he was hurt, Stiles would still insist on trying to feed himself, even if it means he has to faceplant right into whatever he’s trying to eat. Derek spends about 10 seconds watching him try to eat a sandwich this way (and sneaking at least one picture of how ridiculous he looks) before he’d grab the sandwich out of Stiles’s lap and hold it up so he can eat it properly. Stiles scowls and continues to insist he can do it himself until Derek shoves the sandwich into his mouth and orders him to take a damn bite. Stiles does eat, then, but mutinously.

Of course, then he realizes two things: 1) how much easier it is to eat when he isn’t trying to do it himself, and 2) how fun it is to make Derek feed him (because Derek looks so serious about it) and so Stiles starts asking Derek to feed him everything while he’s recovering. Soup. Sandwiches. Pancakes. Popsicles. And Derek does, because he actually cares about Stiles and wants him to get better, and no, Boyd, it doesn’t mean anything that he won’t let anyone else do it. (Boyd looks at him judgmentally and says “uh-huh” in the voice that says he knows Derek’s going to be eating his words at some point in the future.)

It’s even odds about whether Stiles is too much of a little shit about it and Derek deliberately spills an entire bowl of ice cream down his shirt. (Before feeling bad about it and helping Stiles change his clothes. Stiles is less of a little shit about Derek helping him after that, though.)

Shiro and Keith: So Shiro’s getting his arm fixed, which means he’s down one for his lunch date with Keith. He can eat just fine with one hand no matter what they’re eating, but when Keith offers to help…well. Shiro’s not going to say no. So he lets Keith feed him his macaroni and cheese and spends more time admiring how quietly determined Keith is about the entire process than he does actually eating.

Keith is also super concerned about making sure that he doesn’t drip cheese anywhere on Shiro’s uniform, so he’s outstandingly cautious and Shiro is so utterly smitten about the whole thing.

It’s disgusting to watch from an outside perspective. Other people at the Garrison are suddenly VERY interested in their phones and tablets, so that they don’t have to watch their commanding officer go moon-eyed over his boyfriend feeding him mac and cheese. And if Pidge is there for her lunch break, she makes unsubtle gagging noises every time Keith lifts a bite.

Barnaby and Kotetsu: Okay so not only is Barnaby unable to use his arms, but as he’s recovering, he also has to take this godawful medication that tastes terrible. After a pill gets stuck in his throat the second time, he straight-up refuses to take it again. So Kotetsu (who is taking care of him while he recovers, obviously) ends up putting it into different foods to mask the taste so Barnaby will take his goddamn medication when he is supposed to. This method is...not terrifically successful. Usually, an entire spoonful of food ends up halfway across the living room or on Kotetsu’s shirt. (Kotetsu will admit, putting the medicine in a spoonful of soup was not his brightest moment.)

It takes the better part of a week before he figures out that cherry jello is the only thing that 1) masks the taste and 2) Bunny will actually eat. Kotetsu stocks half his fridge with the jello and suddenly medication time is much less fraught.

After that, the only time Barnaby refuses to eat is when Kotetsu makes airplane noises with the spoon.

T&B 2

EP1: LETSSS GOOOOOOO! the return of my favorite pathetic middle aged man. I wonder if they'll address the stinger from season 1. He is Tomas... that's a good joke. because the white armor right after the dude with the black armor Mr. Black is introduced. they already did the arc where kotetsu hides that he's having problems with his powers so i hope they don't try that again. the last series by this production team was.... bad. excellent characters and individual moments disaster plot that could not hold itself together.

ep3: ahhh kotetsu still isn't over his habit of lying to try and protect the feelings of others and ending up causing a far bigger mess. aw barnaby is so trusting, i don't want to see him hurt.

ep4: he got a 2nd dog and named it johnjohn!!!! you thought this was a superhero show? ha. this was a workplace drama all along. sky high is PURE and must be protected. aww Nathan sounds like you too are having trouble relaxing around each other.

ep5: the houseplant saga continues. well im' glad he at least has 1 hobby now as compared to the 0 hobbies barnaby had before. live laught love. since when was bison bullet proof????????

ep6: huh looks like everyone is getting couples therapy. i miss my buddy cop show. aww pao lin is so excited to play sempai. huh so that's double the unknowing rivals. oof what a situation. Cat clearly doesn't have the experience and training for these high risk situations which she really shouldn't be handling alone. she's more pressured by her mom than she is a threat to her life.

ep7: who thought yuri doing pr was a good idea???? don't they have a pr team. he's a lawyer!

ep8: thomas probably should have reported that someone drugged him. 8 episodes... will t&b ever get that dinner date?

ep9: did yuri get demoted or something? why is he part of these non essential meetings, he doesn't need to be there please let the man do his job. kotetsu isn't as crafty as he thinks he is. what is he up to this time

ep10: they took barnaby out so someone else could get to be the smart one and by they i mean the writers. should have zapped mugen while he was monologueing

ep11: why did tiger and yuri just run in without like... equipment. and yuri is totally blowing his cover as a normal civil servant. blue rose is incredibly powerful but they were lucky to take out fire emblem and sky high since they are also highly competent. actually i seem to remember the writers doing this to sky high before, taking him out early because he was too plot breaking

ep12: the writers forgot about ben didn't they. also like?????? why is there a massive season 1 spoiler in the opening??? no where yet has the show revealed in season 2 that yuri is lunatic and yet that's just there in the opening??? so far the show has been pretty accessible for people that never watched season 1 so im very confused by this decision.

ah yes... assigning a critical role to the one that has repeatedly cracked under pressure. did no one think to bring a tazer... or like a wooden bat... or like chloroform... was really such a good idea to broadcast this? hmm tiger and barnaby haven't used their powers yet.

ep13: oh there it is. with 100 power probably should have attacked the teleporting one tho. knock him out faster than he can teleport. wow this is like 2? 3? bad christmases in a row sternbild cant catch a break. holy shit Cat killed a dude. they succeeded in making this a very uncomfortable episode. bruhhhhh removing that spike WILL kill you (unless the narrative saves you)

hmmm This has been decent so far. It wasn't as transcendental as the original series but the original series had an additional 12 episodes and i haven't seen the og in years so who knows if it would hold up now. The writing was a little clumsy at points but I'd say it still does better than the average anime, there were many good scenes. My main complaint would be that despite the show being called Tiger & Bunny 2 we didn't get as much koetetsu and barnaby as I'd hoped. their dynamic was the central pillar of season 1 and in the attempt to quickly endear the audience to all the new characters, the main duo felt out of focus for much of these 13 episodes. they were reoccurring side characters in the stories of others which dont get me wrong is a great way to structure a show, but i liked the story being focused on t&b in the original show so im disappointed the story these 12 episodes hasn't been about them. there are so few characters i really like.... so few of them... so its not greedy that i want more pathetic old man

I want to rewatch the original series now, I miss the new york flavor. and they finally added canon dates? an odd decision, hmmm im neutral. amd they got rid of agnes' subordinates!!

and and apparently kotetsu almost got called mr. busty by the writers. can you imagine. that would have been hilarious. busty and bunny. it sounds like a strip club!

yeah no original 13 episodes were cleaner, t&b2 by comparison so far is a little sloppier, it still clunks in some places. part of the original charm was bumbling middle aged man struggling with his career, they keep some of that grounded feeling with the first 6 eps being abut work place drama but its not quite as charming. i want more kotetsu being pathetic

with subaru and thomas they were definitely trying to recreate that tension that kotetsu and barnaby originally had where they hated working together, like thomas even has a fake backstory as an aloof rich kid which is what barnaby actually was.