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I don't understand...
Guys....
I get that you're several centuries old and things were A LOT different back in your day, but seriously...
How do you not know how chairs work????
#jjba#jojo's bizarre adventure#jojo no kimyou na bouken#jojos bizarre adventure#pillar men#jojo part 2#battle tendency#jojo#pillarmen#kars#esidesi#whammu#JUST SIT IN THE CHAIR!!!!#eyes of heaven#jojo eyes of heaven#jojo's bizarre adventure: eyes of heaven#Esidisi just straight up scoots the chair to the side and cops a squat like a gorilla taking a shit wtf
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The unicorn strikes again.
#wammu#sanviento#santana jjba#whammu#jjba#pillar men#jojos bizarre adventure#battle tendency#jjba memes#my art#digital art
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Master list
Pillarmen
All of them together (1)
All of them together(2)
All of them together(3)
All of them together (4)
All of the together (5)
Kars
Esidisi
Wamuu
Santana
Extras
Hobie Brown
Thomas Hewitt
Jabberwock
Muhammad Ali.Jr
#hobie brown x reader#hobie brown#thomas hewitt#slashers#thomas hewitt x reader#jjba#jjba part two#jjba pillar men#jjba kars#jjba santana#esidisi jjba#jjba wham#jjba x chubby reader#jjba x reader#jjba+x+black+reader#santana jjba#yandere jjba#jjba wamuu#jojo#jjba esidsi#kars#esidisi#whammu#santana#knb jabberwock#knb jason silver#nash gold jr
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how have i never seen the blinged-out pillarmen SAS.....
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The pillarmen need more smut and angst fics🤕Santana by himself is also a need, he’s so overlooked in fics and sometimes not even included.
Trust me I’ve scrapped the bottom of every tag including them all just to wring it all out…then read everything I found again
#pillarmen x reader#pillarmen smut#Kars#kars jojo#Kars smut#kars x reader#Esidisi#esidisi x reader#Esidisi smut#wammu#wammu x reader#whammu#Santana smut#santana jjba#santana x reader#Santana my bb🥹🥹 i need some good throb worthy smut for him it’s INSANE
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Lmao It would look ridiculous if the reader, sleeping peacefully but not knowing what lies on the body of one of the pillarmen, drooled on their breasts, elbowed their faces, or crumpled their tits as if were fluffing pillows without waking up. Perhaps men regret their choice to sleep with a human, but that doesn't stop them anyway
They surely know how to handle that!
Let's face it you'd be their little sweet kitten, no matter what you do you are cute, and also protecting you is a must, and such protection involves them sleeping alongside you. It's nothing devious for sure, it's just like having some quality time with them, and I've mentioned that nothing can stop at spending this "quality time" with you.
Like a naughty kitten you may bite and hiss but in the end you'd find yourself on top of the bed where they'd be laying next to you, poor whammu would suffer the most, his instant reflections making him incapable of sleeping soundly whenever you are moving around too much, just a small kick and he'd be up for the rest of the night, staring at the ceiling with a bord look, if it wasn't for your peaceful face he'd reconsider sleeping next to you long time ago.
On the other hand Santna would unintentionally pay you back, he's a cat in the inside so he'd be a messy sleeper, his limbs opened wide as he rolls around and even munches on stuff, good thing he doesn't use his teeth or you'd have already lost your toes, yeah, he likes to sleep at the very edge of the bed, but since you are like him in sleeping he wouldn't mind, he'd be too lost in his sleep to do so.
Esidici, oh our sweet old volcano, he'd tie you up. Nothing too tight or extreme, he just ties one of the new sheets to your hips to your side of the bed and makes you stay there and kick as much as you want, you can't roll to his side anyway so he can enjoy his moments of peace without worrying about you too much.
Kars though, he'd be the hardest to deal with, he doesn't mind your actions at all, oh no, he actually likes them! Like just a single kick, squishing his limbs, or even drooling over him amuses the old man, he'd play along, making you roll over all the place and in the end land on his chest, speak while sleeping and he'd tease you about it later, drool over him and he'd shame you with his witty remarks for the rest of the week, if you refuse to play with him he'd play with you during that time, you can't escape him.
They all in general don't mind it, As I said it's like spending the night with a kitten!
#blue answers#jojo#yandere pillarmen#yandere jojo#pillarman x reader#pillarmen#yandere Kars#yandere Esidici#yandere ACDC#Yandere Whammu#yandere Santana#Kars#kars#whammu#esidisi#acdc#Santana
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Rapunzel AU
Mother knows best between Lisa Lisa and one of her students who is in love with Kars/Wammu. who could just be using them to get to the red stone of Aja.
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Pillarmen headcanons are now officially real
#pillar men#kars#wammu#esidisi#santana#whammu#wham#san viento#battle tendency#headcanons#esikars#im only tagging this as esikars for reach im sorry….#also sorry that wammus eyes look weird he was hard to edit😭
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So uhhhh, the new golden kamuy opening might have me frothing but what has me frothing more is the portion at the end and the potential insinuation of these being anywhere comparable
#jjba pillar men#jjba#wham#cars#acdc#esidisi#whammu#kars#botarou#kikuta mokutarou#ariko rikimatsu#oosawa fusatarou#golden kamuy#satoru noda#gk#season 4
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adding to the JJBA/MLP content, my take on Pillarmen as funny horses
I see a lot of the MLP AUs making them centaurs, which is great in its own right but I dont often see them as actual ponies, soooooo
boom, my take in my very mediocre artstyle.
Kars 'dawnbreaker'. starts out as a unicorn, becomes an alicorn through use of a magic artefact and dark magic. kinda a no-brainer to make him an alicorn because... yaknow, ultimate being. his mark is supposed to resemble 'consuming the sun'
Esidesi 'heartstopper'. ground pony through and through, who somehow found a way to control flames while working alongside kars. his mark was a bit harder, so i settled on a burning heart to symbolize his boiling blood ability.
Santanna 'desserter'. the hardest one for me to make, as there isnt too much to work off of, but his name is supposed to match with his distance to the others and his mark is... very abstract. made him a pegasus for the vibes and to balance the group out.
Wamuu "stormbearer' unicorn, because... yes. his mark was a but tough, so I settled on a sword and his facial mark and i made his hooves blue for extra pop.
I had a lot of fun making these but I dunno if il do any more in the future, so... enjoy!
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when my masters are awakening aka when the ava is loning psst for my followers unfamiliar with jojo no i am not being horny he literally just looks like that. does the same pose too
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Jjba villain pred headcannons?
Ofc! They all make pretty good preds!
Why not start with Dio?
I feel like he'd most likely down someone for malicious reasons, or simply because he thinks its entertaining when people are terrified and at his mercy.
He would absolutely be the type to taunt and terrorize his prey, especially if they are an enemy.
Part 1 dio would bite people
In the scenario where he is downing someone he gives a damn about, he would actually probably be really nervous. He's not used to downing people he wants to protect because very few people are that valuable to him, and even fewer of them that he actually cares about.
if his heart still beats, you can hear it racing. But he absolutely refuses to let anyone know he can feel anything beyond perfect composure and anger. But there is only so much you can hide from someone tucked away.
Part 1 dio? very noisy tum. But part 3? much more modest. But while being tucked away he'll gradually drain your energy rather then your blood/life force. So he feels a bit better, and you're tired enough for a good nap.
Part 1 Dio will not dare move. He doesnt want to wake you. he will put an end to anyone that makes a loud noise in the same room. Part 3 dio is much more relaxed than part 1 dio. He is more experienced. He might do some mundane activities.
Part 1 Dio would fold his arms over his chest and pretend like nothing is going on in front of others. but give him tummy rubs and he's an empty headed pile of mush. Regardless of other people. Part 3 dio will lounge around and enjoy the affection like the dramatic attention hog he is
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The pillar men are all pretty nonchalant about it, but each has a differing oppinion on it. All very noisy tums since their bodies are described as one big digestive system. They are used to people throwing themselves at their feet to gain favor, so these are all somewhat willing prey scenarios
santana is the most curious. Usually they would just absorb people. But the strange new custom of others tucking eachother away has him more than a little curious.
First he tries it and just flat out absorbs them through the wall. The next time, he gets the hang of it, and just explores. He'll squeeze you out of curiosity. He'll also prod at you a lot. Asks questions out of curiosity rather than concern.
If you give him tummy rubs however he might just decide to keep you. He'll kind of think of you as a pet, but not really? he'll tuck you away so he can get tummy rubs and absorb your energy rather than absorbing you. Its not ideal but at least you arent dead. Eventually he might get a little attatched.
Whammu wouldnt bother with giving it a second thought at first. Doesnt really care if prey gets hurt, absorbed, starts crying, etc.
Would have to be tricked into it. 'Bet you cant do it' 'even a human can do that!'
eventually tries it. Since pillar men can just absorb people, he hasnt really attempted to eat anyone like that.
He thinks its wierd and uncomfortable.
Once someone is tucked away he still kinda thinks its wierd but he kind of understands why other people would do it now.
Surprisingly pretty gentle with prey, might push at them a little out of curiosity. Would think them pushing back or giving tummy rubs is kind of wierdly endearing, but dont expect a big reaction.
Esidisi would probably be the most gentle. At first he believes its a human form of punishment but after seeing it a few times realizes it is safe?? kind of confused but he's trying.
W A R M T U M
Might try to use it on opponents at first, and just melt them into a people smoothie. but when someone is so kindly offering, why not?
absolutely adores tummy rubs, loves willing prey and is always very gentle with them. Also enjoys multiple prey. A full tum is a happy tum.
Kars is more than a little interested. he loves the idea of keeping someone entrapped within his body.
He can and will use this as a way to entertain himself, enjoying the frightened screams and desparate cries and begging. Would most likely absorb a lot of people, but maybe take a liking to particularly shy prey.
Thinks its really cute when he makes them cry. But he's actually got a genuine soft spot for them. Will eat them without killing them to savor them longer but geuninely get attatched to them.
Gets very protective over his favorite little cry baby. is genuinely surprised when he recieves tummy rubs. Doesnt know how to react but definitely enjoys it.
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We kinda already covered dio so here's some predcannons for some neato minor antagonists!
Hol Horse is a teasing pred, will bother you if he's hungry, as if he'll actually let you walk away. If he genuinely scares you he'll half heartedly try to calm you down. well, unless he's dealing with a lady of course. He is a known ladies man after all. Not super noisy, but if he's got someone tucked away, he'll get embarassed if he is noisy. It'll soothe with some nice tummy rubs. If you get into trouble he'd tuck you away to keep you safe. He's clearly not heartless.
Vanilla ice is solely devoted to dio. It would be kinda tough to get him to even think of anyone else. That being said he would be more than happy to offer up his body for dio. If he wants to hide from the sun, or simply take a nap, he'd be more than happy to tuck him away.
N'doul would actually be quite gentle. He'd likely only do it for someone dio paired him with. Since he is a patient man that uses his ears to keep track of people he'll know if you get hurt, and use his stand to bring you back to safety untill he can get to you. Then tuck you away so you can rest.
D'arby (the older one) would probably use his prey in gambling. Or get prey through gambling. If he wins, he'll tuck away any prey in the pot. He'll tease, but he isnt really affectionate. He just likes to rub it in the face of other preds.
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Kira would either do it for one of two reasons. Either you know/saw something you shouldnt, or your hands are beautiful. But lets say he just likes your pretty little hands.
He'd bring you home and essentially treat you the way he treats the hands he steals. He'll spoil you like a lover as long as you comply. Just hold his face in your little hands and tell him everything will turn out fine.
He loves the feeling of your little hands pressing at the walls. Sometimes tummy rubs can even surpress his urge to kill if it gets really bad. It soothes him.
after the whole disguise thing he'll keep you around of course, because you helped him a lot. He's convinced he needs you now. He'll get obsessed with you.
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Diavolo is absolutely a malicious pred. He'll terrorize and even hurt his prey. If he kills them, however, it certainly wont be by eating them.
He will rarely tuck anyone away unless they have seen him. He'll down them and save them for later so he can kill them without suspicion. Or just have doppio do it.
Speaking of doppio, he is actually a very sweet, nervous pred. He gets absolutely baffled when he finds people he doesnt remember eating tucked away. He'll soothe them if they are freaking out and gently press at them to let them know they havent been forgotten.
He'll be a little nervous if he's the one downing someone. If its not an enemy, its because he doesnt want to hurt anyone without orders, and if its an enemy, because he gets stomach aches really easy. He's fairly small, so is his tum. Its a tight fit. So if you're making a fuss it'll probably hurt him.
If he's got someone tucked away that he's supposed to be hiding or protecting, such as if he was assigned to get someone from A to B as descretely as he could, while in public, on a mission, or both, he will be fiercely overprotective of his middle.
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Father pucci would do it, but he would be really indifferent about it. no toying with prey, doesnt react much to tummy rubs. But he does chat with people he tucks away. Unless he's manipulating them.
The only other reason he would do it would be to manipulate someone. He'll tuck them away and while they are entrapped use his role as a priest, or make up a justified reaason to get people to believe they owe him so they do his bidding. Like ff.
#jjba#jjba headcanons#jjba part 1#jjba part 2#jjba part 3#jjba part 4#soft vore#jojo vore#enrico pucci#dio brando#hol horse#pillar men#kars jjba#esidisi#santana jjba#whammu#kira yoshikage#diavolo jjba#vinegar doppio
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Ok I got to asked do you have a version of female pillerman like you do with the monkey Queen and plum princess I am curious.
“Do I have a genderbent version of Pillarmen”? Who do you think I am? Of course I have a version of the Pillar women! Unfortunately, since my original piece of them is not currently with me I had to do an update.
I hope y'all enjoy the muscle mommies<3
#buff women are my weakness#pillarwoman#pillar men#kars#esidisi#wammu#whammu#jjba#jojos bizarre adventure#my art#digital art#genderbend
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The Pillar Men really would think of Joseph and Caesar as literal children wow
#kars is like 10000?#joseph is 19#joseph joestar#caesar zeppeli#kars#whammu#esidisi#shitpost#jjba#pillar men#i wish people could include that more in fanfics#these gods are picking fights with infants
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Big cute ol’ nervous boi
#Wamuu#jjba wamuu#jjba#JJBA Part 2#jojo bizarre adventure#Jojo no Kimyou na Bouken#Battle Tendency#jojo battle tendency#pillar men#pillarmen#wham#whammu
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#the pillarmen#Jjba Poll#Jjba#battle tendency#kars jjba#wammu jjba#esidisi#santana jjba#I Keep Almost Spelling Wammu As Whammu Btw#Idk Where The H Is Coming From???#But If I Spell It Wrong#Y'all Know Who I'm Talking About 🤷♂️#Also Hold Your Shocked Disbleif That This Isn't A Fairy Tail Post
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