Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you. by werepope | T | 1138 Too much punch at someone else's office party. Those are the kinds of decisions he's making tonight.

Maybe I Like This Rollercoaster by dessertmeltdown | G | 1638 Harry sets Nick up on a date for their office Christmas Party.

Sweeter Than Fiction by fairytalelights | T | 2790 With that, Louis channels every single Drama lesson he ever took in school, and starts walking towards Curly Angel, as his drunk brain has dubbed him in the past twenty seconds. It sounds at least a little less biblical than His Saviour. And then, in lieu of a great conversation opener, he does the only thing his drunk brain can come up with. He grabs Curly Angel, pulls him close and kisses him. or, the one where Louis has to attend the most boring work party and Harry might be his way out of there.

I Just Want You (For My Own) by BleedMeAMelody | nr | 6147 “I made it so that you’re Harry Styles’ secret santa!” Niall practically shouted, clearly excited by his handiwork. Louis blinked once, twice, three times. “I’m sorry, I must be hearing things because it sounded like you just said that you made me Harry Styles’ secret santa, which I know can’t possibly be true,” Louis said evenly with a shake of his head. “Oh, but it is! I did!” Niall exclaimed happily. Or, Niall is tired of listening to Louis pine over the cute, curly-haired boy who works on the fourth floor, so he rigs the company’s secret santa. Holiday antics ensue.

Blame It On Christmas by Kikiberoski16 | E | 7068 Life was good until a new coworker showed up. It’s a little insane but not even a little bit funny how much Harry instantly despised the new guy. He’s always late, but always shows up with the most charming smile so nobody can get mad. His desk is a mess and he doesn’t seem to have ever learned the words ‘thanks’ or ‘sorry.’ And as if a bad employee isn’t bad enough, this particular bad employee is none other than the CEO's nephew, Louis fucking Tomlinson. Or, Harry is the six-time winner of the yearly Christmas sweater competition, but it all changes when a new coworker shakes up his whole world.

You're Invited by QuickedWeen | M | 8581 Harry loves the Christmas season, but she does not love her office Christmas party. Every year it's the same old story, all of her male coworkers that she thought were nice, normal guys during the year turn on a dime and won't stop hitting on her. She backs herself into a corner when she accidentally blurts out that she can't attend the party with any of them because she's bringing her girlfriend. One problem: she doesn't have a girlfriend.

I Think I’m Addicted to Your Light by supernope | E | 9241 Louis is just zipping back up when the door swings open with a swell of noise and someone shuffles up next to him, shoes tapping loudly against the tile floor. Louis turns to see who’s walked in and just violated the code of the men’s toilet by taking the urinal next to him and is met with wide, green eyes and red lips stretched into a brilliant smile. “Happy new year,” the guy grins, shaking long, curly hair away from his face. “You look sharp. Sorry, do you mind holding this for a minute? I don’t really have any place to keep it and it’s kind of a hassle, getting out of these things. Don’t want it to fall in.” He indicates his legs with the hand clutching a pale pink phone, and Louis’ gaze drops. Speechless, Louis takes the phone, eyes locked on the guy’s legs. His gorgeous legs, clad only in a pair of black thigh-highs held up by a silky black garter belt.

The Christmas Lift by homosociallyyours | G | 13150 Louis lies about having a boyfriend to avoid being set up on a blind date by an overzealous co-worker, but now he's in desperate need of a fake boyfriend for his office holiday party. He’s complaining about it on the phone to Liam when Harry, his unknown but hot neighbor, overhears him in the lift and offers to help. It doesn't take long for Louis to realize he wishes things weren't quite so fake, but he's afraid it'll take a Christmas miracle to make anything happen.

Chestnuts Roasting... And All That by elsi_bee | M | 46760 Louis is apparently the only person at his new job who is single as can be. It’s not a big deal to just tell his new colleagues that he has a boyfriend, right? Until he has to make this imaginary boyfriend magically appear at the office holiday party. Cue fake relationship antics with a certain someone who is more than willing to play along.

Day in Fandom History: October 29…

Benson tries to spice up the park’s annual Halloween party by renting a wish making machine.

Mr. Boss Man: Benson purchases a doll from TV that he hopes will make Mordecai and Rigby work.

WerePops: Pops and the other park workers trial on a werewolf.

Going Up: Hi-Five Ghost gets stuck in an elevator while visiting Celia.

Chocolatude: Mordecai and Rigby are taken into an old hag’s house and uncover a big secret.

The fifth Halloween-themed episode of Regular Show, “Terror Tales of the Park V”, premiered on this day, 8 Years Ago.

Author: werepope (quiteparadise)

WC: 4107 | Rating: Mature | Status: Complete

Eddie is small but he’s not anything like delicate. Richie only needs occasional reminders.

Or “Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?”

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hey do you have reddie motel/reunion fic recs?

yeah, but not many! either there aren’t that many or i’ve just not bothered bookmarking half of the motel reunions i’ve read, idk. anyway here’s a short reclist, the bolds are my personal faves.

motel reunion ONLY:

A Night Like This by paramountie - G - 1.6k

Bury My Heart (Next To Yours) by Meduseld - M - 1.9k 

Fight Club by inoubliable - E - 5.4k

(still losers) after all this time by werepope - M - 3k

motel reunion but it’s not the focus of the fic:

softer than shadow and quicker than flies by winterfire - T - 9.7k

the rainbow in my mind: three times richie tozier forgot, and one he remembered by merrymelody - T - 4.5k 

Remember (It Kills Me To See You Without Me) by Kandakicksass - M - 23k (!!!)

not long hidden

read it on the AO3 at http://bit.ly/2OYYkpw

by werepope (quiteparadise)

Bea and Thomas love each other. It's anyone's guess what Phillip feels. Self-satisfaction, maybe.

Words: 1266, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: Star Wars Sequel Trilogy, This Is Where I Leave You (2014), Peter Rabbit (2018)

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: Multi

Characters: Bea (Peter Rabbit), Thomas McGregor, Phillip Altman

Relationships: Phillip Altman/Thomas McGregor, Bea/Thomas McGregor, Armitage Hux/Kylo Ren

Additional Tags: Polyamory

read it on the AO3 at http://bit.ly/2OYYkpw

(still losers) after all these years

werepope (ao3)

Wherein the losers club returns to Derry to slay an ancient evil, and there's a fine line between amnesia & willfully forgetting.

or More Importantly: Richie Tozier a life by Eddie Kaspbrak

the view from under glass

read it on the AO3 at http://ift.tt/2zaIH9Z

by werepope (quiteparadise)

Eddie is small but he's not anything like delicate. Richie only needs occasional reminders.

 Or "Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?"

Words: 4107, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: IT (2017)

Rating: Mature

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: M/M

Characters: Richie Tozier, Eddie Kaspbrak, Sonia Kaspbrak, The Losers Club - Character

Relationships: Eddie Kaspbrak/Richie Tozier

Additional Tags: Established Relationship, Sex & bad language, richie is a shit, but he tries

read it on the AO3 at http://ift.tt/2zaIH9Z

“Daisuke isn’t going to the same school as Ken, but that's never been the plan. There's no way he's getting within a hundred meters of the wait list for the University of Tokyo, and no way Ken will mess up so badly as to miss being within the top two percent nationally. So Daisuke aims for the vicinity instead, hit and miss all the schools in a few square kilometers. When he gets accepted to Komazawa, they sit down with a map and split the difference between the two.”

any intelligent fool | a daiken story | by werepope

Day in Fandom History: October 29…

Benson tries to spice up the park’s annual Halloween party by renting a wish making machine.

Mr. Boss Man: Benson purchases a doll from TV that he hopes will make Mordecai and Rigby work.

WerePops: Pops and the other park workers trial on a werewolf.

Going Up: Hi-Five Ghost gets stuck in an elevator while visiting Celia.

Chocolatude: Mordecai and Rigby are taken into an old hag’s house and uncover a big secret.

The fifth Halloween-themed episode of Regular Show, “Terror Tales of the Park V”, premiered on this day, 7 Years Ago.

Werewolf form Pops & the Werewolf is ready for Flight for London. #regularshow #werewolves #werewolvesoflondon #terrortalesofthepark #cartoonnetwork #werepops #pops #werewolf

@iprefersir @theonecoolblog @ashweebuggs-17 @noussommesseuls @satchelsthegoblin @zacsayrelax @lalaroxas @upfromtheashesandintothemind @mikedoewy @graffhunter94612 @magoominati @werepop @mazemind @dailyramblingsweirdlife-blo-blog @acorn-man @fargalex 

Ray-Ban Sunglasses

I fuckin love @werepop art so much and I'm sad she kinda disappeared

by werepope (quiteparadise)

Yibo was not eighteen when they met. Whether or not Xiao Zhan knew that at the time doesn't matter.

Words: 4410, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Series: Part 5 of in our hunger

Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV) RPF

Rating: Explicit

Warnings: Underage

Categories: M/M

Characters: Wang Yi Bo, Xiao Zhan

Relationships: Wang Yi Bo/Xiao Zhan

Additional Tags: Age Difference, teenage yibo, Some plot with porn, Not a meet cute, Implied/Referenced Underage Sex

the view from under glass

read it on the AO3 at http://ift.tt/2zaIH9Z

by werepope (quiteparadise)

Eddie is small but he's not anything like delicate. Richie only needs occasional reminders.

 Or "Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?"

Words: 4107, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: IT (2017)

Rating: Mature

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: M/M

Characters: Richie Tozier, Eddie Kaspbrak, Sonia Kaspbrak, The Losers Club - Character

Relationships: Eddie Kaspbrak/Richie Tozier

Additional Tags: Established Relationship, Sex & bad language, richie is a shit, but he tries

read it on the AO3 at http://ift.tt/2zaIH9Z

Day in Fandom History: October 29…

Benson tries to spice up the park’s annual Halloween party by renting a wish making machine.

Mr. Boss Man: Benson purchases a doll from TV that he hopes will make Mordecai and Rigby work.

WerePops: Pops and the other park workers trial on a werewolf.

Going Up: Hi-Five Ghost gets stuck in an elevator while visiting Celia.

Chocolatude: Mordecai and Rigby are taken into an old hag’s house and uncover a big secret.

The Fifth Halloween Themed Episode of Regular Show, “Terror Tales of the Park V”, premiered on this day, 6 Years Ago.

Day in Fandom History: October 29…

Benson tries to spice up the park’s annual Halloween party by renting a wish making machine.

Mr. Boss Man: Benson purchases a doll from TV that he hopes will make Mordecai and Rigby work.

WerePops: Pops and the other park workers trial on a werewolf.

Going Up: Hi-Five Ghost gets stuck in an elevator while visiting Celia.

Chocolatude: Mordecai and Rigby are taken into an old hag’s house and uncover a big secret.

The Fifth Halloween Themed Episode of Regular Show, “Terror Tales of the Park V”, premiered on this day, 5 Years Ago.