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buukkin · 6 months

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How long must they languish as a rarepair

#izzy hands #our flag means death #ofmd fanart #ofmd izzy #ofmd #fanart #wee john feeney #wee john ofmd #wee Jizzy #wizzy #wizzy John #we need to decide

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thesweetpianowritingdownmylife · 6 months

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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Our Flag Means Death (TV) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Wee John Feeney/Israel Hands, Wee John Feeney & Israel Hands Characters: Wee John Feeney, Israel Hands Additional Tags: Makeup, Flirting, Teasing, Missing Scene, Not Beta Read, i am so normal about these two Summary:

Wee John does Izzy's makeup.

#THAT'S IT THAT'S THE FIC #wee john feeney #wee john ofmd #wee john #izzy hands #izzy hands ofmd #weezy #wizzy #wee hands #wee jizzy #our flag means death #Ofmd #ofmd s2 spoilers #avocado writes fanfiction

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cod-with-boobs · 6 months

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I’m so sorry everyone but Wee John and Izzy’s ship name would in fact be jizzy

#jizzy shippers rise up #our flag means death #izzy hands #wee john feeney #wee john ofmd #ofmd season 2 #ofmd

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casmick-consequences · 6 months

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izzy wrapping himself in wee john's arm when he sings "when you press me to your heart",,,,,, okayyyyyyyy

HELLO???????????

#I AM A PROUD WEE JIZZY SHIPPER NOW #ofmd #our flag means death #they came a long way from 'be a dear and make me one of those' 'no shut up'#wee john feeney #izzy hands

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tampire · 2 years

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A fun Ouizzy moment

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izzyspussy · 2 years

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Ok final ask from me tonight: who in the crew would be the funniest for Izzy to fake date? I think angstiest would definitely go to Ed but funniest? Idk ~ blackhannet anon

Ed

Funniest (and angstiest) if Ed has no earthly clue that this is torture for Izzy. Also very funny that his only point of reference is Stede. Ed, in his mind: so which of us is the wealthy landowner and which of us is the bloodthirsty pirate? He puts himself into the Stede role and treats Izzy real chivalrous and gentlemanly and whatnot, but.... very badly kaslfkjls. He doesn't actually know how to do it.

Stede

Stede, in his mind: so which of us is the wealthy landowner and which of us is the bloodthirsty pirate? Can I be the pirate? I wanna be the pirate. I'm going to be the pirate. And Izzy has to figure out how to play along with that or they fail the fucking mission and get killed or whatever.

Jim

The extent of what they do to convince their mark is hold hands, poorly. Like Stede and Mary on their wedding day. ...At First. Izzy has been saying what a terrible idea this is since it was suggested, and as soon as it seems like he was right he's gloating even though it means he's failed. And then it's a challenge to Jim, a way to win and also wipe that smirk off of Izzy's face. They start hitting him really hard in the mouth with their mouth for no god damn reason except that the mark is, like, there.

Oluwande

Olu treats Izzy with chivalry, but like, real genuine working class chivalry. Every time Izzy looks into the middle distance, Jim is there, threatening him with great bodily harm. No one else ever sees them.

Lucius

The plan was not to fake date, but the mark made assumptions and they had to go with it. Lucius has an absolute blast. Izzy's internal rage/sexual tension is pulled so tight it's a miracle he doesn't snap right in half. Lucius is fully aware of this, and the knowledge is 80% of the fun he's having.

Black Pete

Izzy has never been called so many pet names in his life. He's never heard of so many pet names in his life. He attempts to return the favor and sounds like he is trying to speak a language he does not know. The mark falls for the ruse because Pete is very cute despite all obstacles, but they do take Pete aside after their business is done and ask if Izzy has something fundamentally wrong with him.

Frenchie

Somehow this is the most competent combination. Frenchie is adaptable and personable and can manage to fit with Izzy pretty well, even if he wouldn't actually choose to for real. They fall into simple, non-PDA demonstrations of intimacy like walking in sync or anticipating each other's movements. The only fuck up is that Frenchie does accidentally reprise "Jizzy" in front of the mark, and in the name of their cover Izzy has to answer to it.

Buttons

Izzy thinks this is the least objectionable combination. Buttons doesn't like him, but he's a competent sailor and he hasn't yet caused Izzy any real trouble. Of course, throughout the grift, Izzy is confronted with all the ways Buttons is an absolutely bonkers person who cannot be handled, understood, or even described. Buttons has an alright time, though. He tells the crew after it's done that Izzy is "a fine lad" but not his type. Izzy has no comment, as he has not yet recovered from his experiences.

Roach

Roach seems to genuinely think he Needs to know about Izzy's kinks and fetishes to make them believable as a couple. He tells Izzy his without shame or prompting. Izzy cancels the mission.

Wee John

Wee John insists he has to be a woman for this. He's fully aware that couples do not solely consist of one man and one woman. But he insists he has to be a woman for this.

The Swede

The Swede, out loud: so which of us is the wealthy landowner and which of us is the bloodthirsty pirate?

#jack facts #jack chats #ofmd #izzy hands #fake dating #hc #is that everybody?? there are so many characters omf #sorry i couldn't think of anything funny for ivan & fang

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darkfire359 · 1 year

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My personal ranking of Izzy ships, based entirely on how much I like them:

1. Blackhands: My beloved toxic dumpster fire! Izzy just has so many feelings here, it’s hard to not want to focus on it. Probably a personal favorite just because of all the interesting power dynamics here (which I love). Hard to ever have a happy ending with this ship, but that’s okay.

2. Steddyhands: I feel like all my favorite fics are this. A good way to get the fun of Blackhands without everyone involved being miserable forever. I love it when the dynamic is “experienced vet helping new intern with world’s meanest cat.” I love it when the dynamic is “divorced couple get a marriage counselor, repair their marriage, also marry the marriage counselor.” And I love it when it’s just straight-up Ed and Stede conspiring together to seduce their grumpy first mate. So many fun takes on this!

3. Lusrael: I ship it more every time I see Nathan and Con do anything together. I think it’s the single most likely ship to happen in canon (not counting the Blackhands failmarriage). I think I’m personally just a little less excited by the dynamic in fics.

4. Gentlehands: Hard for this to not just be Steddyhands, but I do appreciate it on its own. Probably my favorite angle is “bitter rivals must team up to win back their ex, have hatesex, spend the whole time imagining their rival is actually their ex, accidentally fall in love.”

5. Calicohands: This ship made me actually like Jack as a character, sometimes. I think Jack’s style of affection of affection is something Izzy could actually accept (tackle-hugs, nuggies, friendly shoulder punch, etc) and while it’s not optimal, our poor baby might be touch-starved enough to like it anyway. I also like Jack having unrequited feelings and the resulting angst (in case you couldn’t tell from my #1 ship).

6. Jackie/Izzy: They’re actually friends, maybe! And Jackie would be the type of dom Izzy would love. Izzy does seem more gay than bi to me though, unfortunately.

7. Izzy/OC: Obviously highly variable. I’ve certainly enjoyed Izzy/Bryce from HoHW quite a lot, as well some other one-off portrayals of Sam. But #7 is probably appropriate in terms of how likely I am to actively seek out such fics.

8. Ivan/Fang/Izzy: I think I saw some art of this like once and it was good art. Also I see David and Con taking newlywed pics together and it makes me like Fang/Izzy more. IDK. They’re there, they know each other, it could happen.

9. Izzy/Roach: They both like sharp weapons. Roach at least tried to give Izzy a sandwich once, which was nice. But they don’t have much actual or implied interaction in the show.

10. Jim/Izzy: I’m very excited about them together platonically. Maybe it could work romantically? But unlike Lucius and Pete, Jim/Olu don’t come off as quite so poly.

11. Izzy/Pete: They could bond over being Blackbeard fans. They could get together by both dating Lucius. Possibilities exist.

11. Izzy/Frenchie: I’ve enjoyed some fics of this, but overall, I admittedly don’t see the appeal. Frenchie taunted Izzy with “In your face, Jizzy!” after he lost the duel. Izzy held Frenchie at gunpoint in a scary (rather than a sexual tension-y) way. It feels like this ship is just happening because Frenchie and Izzy are stuck on the same ship together post-e10.

12. Izzy/Buttons: Butthands is a terrible name. I think Buttons is in a monogamous relationship with the sea. Good art though.

13. Izzy/Wee John: John is big and could lift Izzy in a princess carry. I can’t think of anything else to say here.

14. Izzy/Olu: I feel like this would be a healthy relationship for Izzy, because Olu is the type of person who has healthy relationships. Therefore, Izzy would never go for him.

15. Izzy/Swede: I feel like Izzy would actually hate this. The Swede is probably the least competent member of the Revenge crew. This relationship would be a disaster and not in the fun way like Blackhands is.

16. Izzy/Mary: I really really like them platonically. So much. But I feel like a romance would make negative sense.

17. Izzy/Chauncey: This actually skeeves me out, no.

#izzy hands #Izzy/everyone #blackhands #steddyhands #lusrael #gentlehands #calicohands

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wearfinethingsalltoowell · 1 year

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frenchie!!!

favorite thing about them: He just says things and I love him for it. Also scams rich assholes

least favorite thing about them: Not enough screen time.

favorite line: Everything out of his mouth is a banger but I'll go with "Whatever the FUCK he wants, babe" with an honorable mention to "Go Frenchie!" and "In your face, Jizzy!"

brOTP: Jim! Also Olu after that party they should be besties! Also hear me out Frenchie/Fang besties era. And of course--Frenchie and Ed!!! Frenchie can comfort him!

OTP: I guess Wee John but I'm not super invested. I love whatever they have going on whether romantic or not.

nOTP: Anyone who does not treasure him

random headcanon: He can read hieroglyphics

unpopular opinion: Not sure if it's unpopular but--he's the second smartest crew member (after Olu).

song i associate with them: Any 2000s party anthem

favorite picture of them:

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cottoncandiescupcakes · 1 year

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Izzy: Good morning-

Stede: Get FUCKED SLUT

Ed: Yeah man just jump overboard

Lucius: You’re, like, hot but I hope you die

Roach: Why don’t you throw up again bitch

Frenchie: Go fuck yourself Jizzy

The Swede: /waves/ HALLO MISTER IZZY :)

Wee John: No we hate that little fucker, insult him

The Swede: I hope you become allergic to potato Mister Izzy :(

Izzy: I AM allergic to potatoes you asshole!

Stede: ....that’s so weak no wonder Ed won’t fuck you. can’t even eat any fancy potato dishes

Ed: Can’t believe that guy was ever my first mate. gross

Izzy: ???

#our flag means death #ofmd crack #ofmd #izzy #izzy hands #edward teach #stede bonnet #roach #lucius spriggs #lucius #wee john #the swede #frenchie

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sweet-little-goldfish-stede · 6 months

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Is the wee john/izzy ship name wee jizzy

#is this anything #ofmd

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thesweetpianowritingdownmylife · 6 months

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#wee john #wee john feeney #wee john ofmd #izzy hands #israel hands #izzy hands ofmd #our flag means death #ofmd

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our-flag-means-death-ao3feed · 1 year

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Don't Leave Me

by killerweasel

Izzy is seriously injured in a raid. Jack is a mess.

Words: 1084, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Series: Part 30 of Getting Jizzy With It

Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)

Rating: Explicit

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Graphic Depictions Of Violence

Categories: M/M

Characters: Wee John Feeney, Stede Bonnet, "Calico" Jack Rackham, Israel Hands

Relationships: Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet, Israel Hands/"Calico" Jack Rackham, Wee John Feeney/Frenchie

Additional Tags: Angst and Hurt/Comfort, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Hurt/Comfort

source https://archiveofourown.org/works/43638549

#Our flag means death #ofmd

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pharaoh105 · 2 years

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Knockout! Aleksander Emelianenko KO’d in 13 seconds by Viacheslav Datsik

Although there was no UFC event this weekend, there were various other combat sports events to keep a fight fan entertained. Boxing fans had Joe Joyce knocks out Joseph Parker and Floyd Mayweather in another ridiculous exhibition fight in Japan. His bodyguard “Jizzy” also had a fight, so that was fun. All of this was followed in the wee hours of the morning with RIZIN 38, which featured some high…

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dysphorie · 3 years

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#dj jizzy jim #jim root #james root #demon child #justin morrow #babybat #chris cerulli #only a wee bit tho #slipknot #motionless in white #miw

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cryptidkieren · 2 years

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okay so i love brown eyes so much theyre so warm and lovely and i just adore that almost everyone in ofmd has them 🥺🤎

super long gif heavy post beneath the cut

obviously ed (taika we need to talk about how you DO that it has to be witchcraft)

my babygirl stede <3

🧡 jim my beloved 🧡

and of course olu 💙

one of the most underrated characters: spanish jackie (pls let me be your 19th husband i am on my knees 🧎‍♀️)

the other most underrated character: mary bonnet aka the love of my life

roach, frenchie, and wee john my boys 🖤

and ig jizzy izzy can have SOME rights 🙄 (sorry if you see this mr. con o’neill i do love you)

heres a frenchie cleanser bc i love him so

anyways love is stored in the brown eyes that is all 🤎🤎🤎

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cottoncandiescupcakes · 2 years

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Some sad Izzy facts:

Izzy devoted his entire life to Ed but Ed actually thinks he sucks and will instantly swap his loyal first mate for any attractive guy that comes along. You know this happened with Calico and others too, not just Stede Bonnet.

Stede is scared of his own shadow but instantly treats Izzy like a minor annoyance.

Izzy has less bitches than Karl. Karl had a devoted wife what does Izzy have.

Fang and Ivan are supposedly Izzy’s right hand men but they hate him.

Everyone on the ship will get laid before Izzy does. Stede and Ed. Oluwande and Jim. Lucius, Pete and Fang. Frenchie and Wee John. The Swede is getting his back blown out by Roach before anyone touches Izzy.

Buttons is a far better first mate and navigator than Izzy. He was spotting ships while Izzy was being a bitch somewhere. Buttons can actually catch when there’s mutiny while Izzy gets yeeted overboard.

Spanish Jackie was into Izzy at first but he was too much of a whining Blackbeard simp for her to even consider it after like three seconds.

Signed up to work for the king but never even showed up LMAO. ??? Why? Afraid they’d shave your goatee?

Frenchie, who is scared of cats and women, just calls him ‘jizzy’ to his face.

Lucius, who is half Izzy’s age and constantly fainting when it gets scary, instantly starts bullying him after Izzy tried to bully Lucius once and after that, the entire crew non-stop calls Izzy names, Dizzy Izzy, Iggy, Izzy the Spewer etc.

ATE HIS TOE FOR ED. AND WAS HAPPY ABOUT IT. Man is walking with a limp and like, flat out delighted. He can’t even run anymore??? How is he going to pirate?

What is this man’s life?

#our flag means death #ofmd #ofmd thoughts #izzy hands #israel hands #izzy #ofmd crew

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