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thewhimsyturtle · 1 year

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Easter weekend means tiny baby chicks are everywhere! I didn’t knock this one over, Mom, it was like this when I found it!

#Easter chicks #wasn't me #I didn't do it #GRUMP #Kirby #tortoise #Russian tortoise #Easter #Easter 2023 #chick #not amused #cute #animals

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harlequinoccult · 2 months

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I think you have seen my thousands of Cold thirsts and made this

Who's to say? 😏

#maybe i have stuff like that being written for all the ro's #who said that #wasn't me #SLSQ:Cold #OAD #occultafterdark

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howlingdemon13 · 8 months

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God, I missed this sassy bastard so much!!!!!!!!!!!! O U G H!!!!!! Look at H I M !!!!! He's so fuckin' beautiful 'n shit, man.

#crying really hard #this felt so good #i'll never let another shithead ruin my love for this franchise #i'm back baby!!!!!#an angel #best belmont #fite me behind the denny's over it #trevor c belmont #castlevania #castlevania: curse of darkness #doodle #howie's art #i wanna kiss him on the mouth #i mean what?#huh?#who said that?#wasn't me

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anneimaginesundertale · 11 months

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Crush sits on character's lap, Lucky!

Things tended to get very crowded around the skeleton house. It was just what happened when you had over a dozen skeletons in the place at any given time. On movie night, it was usually at least twenty of them, plus their significant others, their friends, and you. You weren't sure exactly what you were to one particular skeleton. You and Lucky had been friends for a while but you'd also started doing things like holding hands (once, when he was helping you jump over a big puddle) and there had been one kiss on the cheek after a party...What did that make you?

You hoped that it would eventually make you datemates, but he hadn't brought it up and you hadn't thought it right to bring it up until he did and so...well, you were in a bit of a pickle. Because where did a "friend who wants to be more than friends" sit at a crowded movie night?

"'Scuse me, sorry!" someone said and bumped into you as you stood lost in thought. You stumbled, tripped over a blanket or a pillow or something, and found yourself in a bony lap.

A familiar bony lap.

"Sorry!" you said hastily, scrambling away from Lucky. The poor skeleton was blushing furiously.

"Quite all right," he said hastily, "as long as you're okay?"

"I'm fine," you said, feeling your own cheeks heating up. "Just...looking for a place to sit."

"There's a real good seat right there," someone said with a snicker. You heard the whumpf of a pillow hitting a skull and then the same someone said, "Well, there is!"

"He's right," Lucky said. "There is a perfectly good seat here, right next to me. I will just scoot over and you can sit, Y/N." He scooted as best he could. The space he made was not big, but it was big enough.

You plopped down gratefully. "Thanks," you said.

"Shh!" someone else said as the lights clicked off.

The movie started, but you didn't pay too much attention to it. You were distracted by the feeling of being squished right next to Lucky. You didn't protest when he lifted one arm and wrapped it around you. He didn't complain when you leaned against his shoulder. No one at all complained when the two of you fell asleep together. You almost suspected that this was somebody's evil plan all along.

#whose evil plan could that be?#wasn't me #nope not at all #totally didn't set that up #anne likes to play matchmaker #other skeletons like to help #'specially Red #don't tell on us

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vindictiae · 19 days

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Someone poked the bear Dinobot.

#wasn't me #this time #dash commentary

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sunraythroughtheclouds · 2 years

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Waiting for a day when I'll feel like a hozier song, Not today but soon.

#tumblr #dark academia #hozier #take me to church #please #academia #aesthetic #literature #light academia #songs #WASTE ME BABYYYY #aaaaaaaaaaaaa #fuck #I was possessed #wasn't me

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lewis-fosdork · 6 months

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why don't I have more than TMNT and creepypastas in my feed?

I don't know... :(

#asked myself #I mean #nuh uh!#that dude who looks like me asked that question #wasn't me

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ourladyofomega · 1 year

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A marker-board rendition of children's author Shel Silverstein.

📸: Jerry Yulsman

#Shel Silverstein #writers #authors #close enough!#wasn't me #omega #our lady omega #ugh

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moonboom14 · 6 months

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SOMEONE HELP MY BROTHER AND MUM ARE PLAYING THAT 'WASN'T ME' SONG OUT IN THE KITCHEN

#i actually dont mind #but she got me on the counter #wasn't me #saw me banging on the counter

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thatsneakymedic · 10 months

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" Oi! Kabuto! Wut's this I'm 'earing 'bout a poll, ey? An' the bullshite results bein' I 'afta 'take it easy on the lad'? Did you put that up? "

Oh dear, they saw that? While it was all for the fun of it, he should've known that they were going to find out about it. Least the votes do prove that he was being overworked... or perhaps it's a bias decision since Kabuto is so damn good at making himself to be a victim. Knowing Sasori, not even votes will change their mindset.

This time, he didn't bother with the bullshit stoic apologies and would actually look surprised by the accusation. "I know that you got after me for the time with Deidara, but this time. I had nothing to do with it. Polls these days can be made by almost anyone, and it would be hard to track down who made it in the first place since it was an anonymous poll."

"Besides, I wasn't even doing a poll nor I had the time for it. I was in the medical wing getting examined since I have assumed that you tested a non lethal poison on me without my knowledge again and I wanted to know why was I feeling off."

#reddawnmultimuse #he's like #nope #wasn't me #you see the among us reference there?#XD

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wuzzuwuzz · 1 year

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hmmm i am really not having a fun time with my school assignment

hmmmm i sure hope my teacher doesn't mysteriously go missing

hmmmmmmm i wonder why an unidentified body just washed up on the shore of the local lake

#wasn't me #too dark?

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manscaped · 1 year

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