if joe keery doesn’t get to sob and cry and scream and break down in s5 then what’s the point

gregory oil caricature!! i want to jam a lit stick of dynamite betwixt his ajar lips (in a homoerotic way)

WEI WUXIAN, who is afraid of childbirth and pregnancy, and wants to have adopted puppies sooner than ever give birth to them, because he knows a lot of stories about painful childbirth and death during them, and the very thought of pregnancy makes him feel terrible —

♡

alpha!reader who makes a lot of nests and brings clothes so that your omega can hide in them, but at the same time you completely lack any desire to have biological puppies, even if your parental instinct is very active and even aggressive in manifestation — but you completely spend it on your husband, who remains an eternal puppy.

Alan screams Gentle dom energy to me and no one can change my mind about that.😌

Wranduin oneshot where Anduin grew up taking old stories of beheaded kings to heart and being deathly afraid of anyone or anything touching his neck. He hides his neck with clothes, bandages, and accessories, and flinches anytime anyone gets too close. At this point his neck is more sacred to him then any other part of his body, and is the one place Wrathion would never dare dream of being allowed to touch.

That is till one night Anduin gently and carefully takes Wrathion's bare hands into his own hands, and guides them to his own bare neck, and lets him.

WHY

DO MY SMPS

INSIST ON FUCKING

NUKING THEMSELVES

HOW DID THIS HAPPEN AGAINNNNN

i continue to love silver being the type of guy that punches people who touch him without warning and instantly regrets it. totally not projecting i prommy

there's not enough breaking bad and better call saul edits with emo/hyperpop/anime/nightcore music

junsung god this boy is so whipped HE IS SO FAR GONE for sungho I CANNOT DO THIS.

Good God I think I need a woman's tongue shoved into my mouth

MK1 Johnny's PHAT ass

That's all I have to say.

ugh!!! how's the weather‼️

okay this is a callout post towards some of my homies from my swtor guild but it is also a motivational post for my homie Six BECAUSE if these white ass american motherfuckers who last had person born and raised with actual german tradition in their blood line when the first settlers moved over still get to proudly call themselves "germans" and claim the heritage even though they don‘t know shit about germany besides the stereotypes then YOU, my good friend, abso-fucking-lutely get to get claim your native heritage and get back in touch with it after a gap of like what? one generation? two?

i might need to start getting into the Romantics. a small voice inside my head is spinning in circles saying Lord Byron's name over and over again

Can't sleep.

I need a Michael or Trevor anon in my Tumblr asks simpin over me

I contribute absolutely nothing to radblr, i just come on here occasionally to complain that other women aren’t attracted to me