The executive function is at -100 today...

Send help (or useful tips for such a day or kind words or idk).

Happy to announce I have already hit the 'can't be arsed' phase of my working week, despite having only worked yesterday and today so far...

hello there is snow and I was excited about the snow and I went into the snow and my phone fell out of my pocket into the snow while I was throwing a snowball and now it won’t turn on help

I AM SPEED

mom n i p much agreed 4 her 2 make the fucking sugar cookies 2mrw n i was like cool sure so i went n ate other snacks 2day then all of a sudden at fucking almost 7 pm she randomly decides 2 make them n shes like "so nana can try them!!" like! fucking idiot why r u trying 2 speedrun this shit! by the time its gonna b done itll b nighttime n why do they hav 2 b done right NOW anyway????? n shes like "why cant i! everythings abt u huh?!" NOBODY ASKED U 2 MAKE THEM N BC ITS NIGHTTIME THEY MIGHT NOT EVEN GET EATEN? DUMBASS???? n i planned ahead but u fucking disrupted it 4 no reason so whos selfish huh??

Edit: NANA DIDNT EVEN EAT ANY R U KIDDING ME

i cant draw but i would gift my firstborn to whoever draws childe with slightly crooked teeth

i read in a fic someone giving him that and i'm head over heels for him

In 10 words or less tell us about your favorite fanfiction

Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh this is kind of embarrassing

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh"

The first thing that springs to mind is the fanfiction I recently read called "The City and the City," by China Mieville. It is probably the only book I have ever read on audiobook with the word "fuck" in every single page, and it takes place in a world that looks suspiciously like the world of "Watchmen," with government agencies that seem to have powers beyond anything humans should or will ever have (they might be a cult, you see), a corrupt central leader who seems to have "won" an election by "electing" an opponent, a series of unexplained, ominous deaths, and various other things that would seem to be plot spoilers but in fact are plot threads which are never explained

Anyway, the book has a great premise (and some cool things about the way it's narrated) but the characters are boring and don't do anything, and some of the characters are annoying. The story itself was a slog to get through.

I also read some fanfiction about "Dune" when I was 12, which is where the comparison with "Watchmen" comes from

On the plus side, the fanfiction was really entertaining – it featured the author's headcanon that a character (I think they were Duke Leto?) was part of a really secret, powerful cult. (This is actually kind of similar to the way Mieville's world works, just with a different focus, and it was really cool that the author took it in a completely different direction!) It had gore, in the sense of the sort of blood and organ guts that only appear on certain kinds of books aimed at certain kinds of young people, where the "certain kinds of young people" were me, but it wasn't the kind of gore that would turn me off if I saw it on a bookshelf in my target audience's homes. I liked it, it was cool.

There was also a fanfiction of another book about a secret society that also had sex stuff, although the sex stuff was even more tame. This one was less well written, though. "I am going to have sex with a man. It's a good thing. He's my boyfriend, and we are good for each other." A certain amount of this kind of thing has kind of poisoned my ability to tell when the sex in a fanfiction is just the kind of sex that happens in any normal book written by some guy, because that isn't very sexy, and this is the kind of thing that isn't.

Anyhow that's the best 10 words I can come up with about the best fanfiction, and it might as well be 10,000.

Edit: oh, and it was on a site that was a huge fan site for Twilight when I read it, so it was pretty much an instant fanfiction.

uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh

UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH

uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh i dont even remember what this one started off as

UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH SCHOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH!!

I have been back at work for a few hours now and you know what? Nope, not for me, no thank you 😌

Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh….the sugar daddy/baby bots found the account….

Had to lead two others in rehearsal today for a job this weekend, and was really flustered and apologetic and ditzy about it, because when I meet new people I go into ‘rambling nervous clown’ mode, and now I’m really embarrassed that I made a fool of myself, and wasn’t as assertive as I was expected to be and 

tfw u save the sims like 3 times but then u go to play it and it takes u back like 3 days in sims time