#hes so uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh
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i cant draw but i would gift my firstborn to whoever draws childe with slightly crooked teeth
i read in a fic someone giving him that and i'm head over heels for him
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In 10 words or less tell us about your favorite fanfiction
Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh this is kind of embarrassing
"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh"
The first thing that springs to mind is the fanfiction I recently read called "The City and the City," by China Mieville. It is probably the only book I have ever read on audiobook with the word "fuck" in every single page, and it takes place in a world that looks suspiciously like the world of "Watchmen," with government agencies that seem to have powers beyond anything humans should or will ever have (they might be a cult, you see), a corrupt central leader who seems to have "won" an election by "electing" an opponent, a series of unexplained, ominous deaths, and various other things that would seem to be plot spoilers but in fact are plot threads which are never explained
Anyway, the book has a great premise (and some cool things about the way it's narrated) but the characters are boring and don't do anything, and some of the characters are annoying. The story itself was a slog to get through.
I also read some fanfiction about "Dune" when I was 12, which is where the comparison with "Watchmen" comes from
On the plus side, the fanfiction was really entertaining – it featured the author's headcanon that a character (I think they were Duke Leto?) was part of a really secret, powerful cult. (This is actually kind of similar to the way Mieville's world works, just with a different focus, and it was really cool that the author took it in a completely different direction!) It had gore, in the sense of the sort of blood and organ guts that only appear on certain kinds of books aimed at certain kinds of young people, where the "certain kinds of young people" were me, but it wasn't the kind of gore that would turn me off if I saw it on a bookshelf in my target audience's homes. I liked it, it was cool.
There was also a fanfiction of another book about a secret society that also had sex stuff, although the sex stuff was even more tame. This one was less well written, though. "I am going to have sex with a man. It's a good thing. He's my boyfriend, and we are good for each other." A certain amount of this kind of thing has kind of poisoned my ability to tell when the sex in a fanfiction is just the kind of sex that happens in any normal book written by some guy, because that isn't very sexy, and this is the kind of thing that isn't.
Anyhow that's the best 10 words I can come up with about the best fanfiction, and it might as well be 10,000.
Edit: oh, and it was on a site that was a huge fan site for Twilight when I read it, so it was pretty much an instant fanfiction.
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anon:
✘ Can you say one thing you like about your least favorite people? [ ten truths ; ACCEPTING ; 5/10 ]
“UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH!!!
FINE.
But I’m going to talk only about those I don’t like here in the Constant! I don’t want to compliment every single person I don’t like.
Ugh.
Let’s see.
Uhm.
...
Sheesh, this is hard.
Maxwell is... trying? I mean he’s still a jerk but at least he’s putting a little bit of effort into being, you know. Not the butt he used to be when he was King?
That Wagstaff guy is smart? I think. He knows a lot of things that not even Wilson knows, so I assume that’s a pretty high level of smart.
Marly-- no, wait, that’s not her name. Something with C.
Charlie? ...nah, doesn’t sound ri-- THE QUEEN. She made roses? Roses are pretty.
...wasn’t there a monkey around here, at some point?
...
...I mean he sure could run fast.”
She’s not even trying anymore.
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we had a 13 hour day today and then the weirdest, most useless passive aggressive argument about meals on set with our DP and I’m just so Tired he’s such a diva and he’s like, the one guy on set (woo predominantly-female crew) and I just
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH
#it's worse cause he's talented and a nice guy he just becomes such a DIVA#it's the worst#tbd#our scripty's also a dude but he's Super Chill and Lovely#so's our PD but he's never around
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Did you see the Fitzsimmons framework clip? Kinda made me cringe. All the other characters got seperate videos.
uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh.
This is THE WORST on so many different levels. For one thing: yeah, all the others got to be separate. Just like that stupid 50th episode video where everybody else was interviewed separately but nope, gotta put Iain and Liz together. It’s just confirmation of what we already knew, which is that while EVERYBODY ELSE is getting their own distinct arc in the framework, Jemma’s is gonna be alllllllllll about Fitz.
Second, they used that stupid “goodness of your heart~” speech which I hate to ITTY BITTY BITS. Ugh.
Third, Fitz is a bad person because they “stole” Jemma from his life? Really? That’s the best they could do? I don’t even---I can’t---like I literally can’t form words about how much this annoys me. Way to TOTALLY DENY Fitz’s agency and ALSO put an incredible burden on Jemma.
There are very few things I hate as much as the trope of a good guy’s light in the darkness~, where the hero doesn’t have any/enough lines so his love interest needs to be his conscience and his guide. It’s total bs (if he doesn’t have his OWN conscience why the hell am I supposed to buy him as a good guy? oh, he didn’t kill that guy because his girlfriend told him not to? am I supposed to be impressed by his self-control? if he’s the kind of hero who kills people, that’s cool, but he should at least OWN it. he doesn’t get to go around being held back only by the word of the woman he’s in love with and then criticize OTHER people for killing.)
whoops, sorry. Got on a little rant for a second there. Issues from another fandom, don’t mind me.
Anyway!
My point is, if Fitz is a good guy, he’s a good guy. If he’s not, he’s not. Don’t pin that shit on Jemma’s presence in his life.
We know (or at least can guess, based on promo pics) that Daisy’s Hydra in the framework. Are we saying she became that because someone was stolen~ from her life? May’s definitely Hydra; are we blaming that on Coulson never being SHIELD?
If Fitz is an ass in the framework, well, it’s the framework. People are different. The entire WORLD is different. We don’t need to boil it down to Jemma not being there with him.
Not to mention how insensitive that shit is to Jemma, who JUST had to KILL the Fitzbot. Like she’s not gonna be traumatized enough from that, we’re gonna pile on that if she’d just let him put her in the framework like he wanted, framework Fitz would be his usual kind and monkey-loving self? She really needs that?
It’s just another excuse for the writers to prop up their wish-fulfillment ship---and to use Daisy to do it, which is extra gross. God forbid she comfort Jemma in a way that doesn’t push fs, or else we might get the crazy idea that she cares about Jemma for Jemma’s sake and not the ship, and we can’t have that.
sorry still not over the fucking ‘you and fitz belong together’ being dropped in like a no-homo in the last ep
Anyway. To answer your question, yep, I saw it, and it’s infuriating. Sorry for the ranting, nonnie!
#amy communicates#my nonnies are the best nonnies#anonymous#antifitzsimmons#aos rant#aos spoilers#i'm sorry for this i'm just very angry these days#also sorry for any mistakes because i am NOT editing this#it's after midnight and i'm too tired
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aite let’s go new season!
captain andy is back in my life
wild bill is doing exciting shit with his hair
there’s a pink turd award
i have a way bigger crush on sean than i did last year lol
nick does... some things
my young faves on the same boat
Seismic Shift:
aite let’s go
i missed out on that evolution of danger thing whatever that wasn’t a Real Episode
[ there’s another one in front of this but i’ll watch it later whatever ]
hi andy
... why past tense for john
“when is enough enough?”
uh
what is this implying
....................... what is that implying
andy?
Deeper Water
YO LOVING THAT PONYTAIL, BILL!!!!!!!!!
WHAT A LOOK
hi sig
storm warning tonight!
i’m that seagull, coolin
tfw ur late
............ last season ..... damn
BABOOM
HI ANDY /ouch
BAND BACK TOGETHER
captain andy is back....... the year is Saved
BIG MONEY
this is laughable fishing hysteric laughter inducing fishing
DAMNIT HE’S STILL SMOKING
no stress lol
oh boy
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
WERE YOU ASLEEP AAAAGH
I PASSED OUT A BIT
gt edgar up there
SIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
damnit siggggggggggggggggggggggg
EDGAR HELP
EDGAR
EGAR GO
EDGAR GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
GO ANYWAY EDGAR
HE’S SLEEP TALKING,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ummmmmmmmmmmmm
ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm my mom used to do that
[ MUMBLING ]
ur talking gibberish right now
GET EDGAR NOW
EDGAR GO UP NOW
smething fr somebody somewhere that’s ocming on
EDGAR PLS EDGAR PLS EDGAR PLS EDGAR PLS
THANK YOU, EDGAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
tell him the truth mr. producer man
NO DOON’T GO
he is really tired
GET HIM TO SLEEP, JUNE
JUNE PLEASE
PLEASE JUNE
JUNE PLEASE
JUNE JUNE PLEASE
yas june
/ promise is empty
DID YOU CALL JUNE EDGAR LOL
/ dies on deck
we’re UP
/ growls
hi freddie
lol god bless america
coiler
uh oh......
I’M GOING TO MISS JOHNATHAN’S LAUGH SO MUCh
hey buddy
Midnight Rendezvous
DANCING PAYMENT LOL
DANCER HARDER
GUN TO YOUR HEAD lol
omg,,,,,,,, the fuckin tye die
LOL sign
#pink
i just happened to have the paint
lord,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
lorddddddddddddddddddddd,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
beep beep
New Boat, Old Bill, No Zack
welp,,,,,
................ yikes
OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT he almost went over
also he broke smething
damnnit
yes let’s Pause let’s Pause
time bandit: 0
1 crab
1 storm
1 season
10 fingers ay
hi eddie jr
welp,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
I don’t have the 3rd Episode but the fuckin summary for the 4th is terrifying um:
um
New Kid / My Kid on the boat
love hug
... ugh i missed it all
thx for the recap
i missed the jake episode too :/
nick : (((((((((((((((((((((
tfw no nick, tfw no zack
almost your son
Lied to For a Long Time? [what?]
Fix the Unfixable
Down in Flames, which i got online:
ok NOW HERE WE GO
WHY A FIRE
oh shit it’s bad
/vomits on camera
shit
ole c'mon...
lord......... they're legit cough-dying
this constant buffering is killin gme
FINE I’LL WATCH IT ON MY FUCKING DESKTOP THEN FUCKING CHRIST THIS IS UNWATCHABLE I CAN’T WATCH 10 SECS ON 20 SECS OFF L/ IKE THIS
still buffering ugh... but bigger screen at least
/ smoking captain’s chair... lord
lord........
are they sincerely shootingo n film now or something? why are the colors so Good end of last year / this year??????????/ or am i just bonkers
Welp Quota
hi sean
yeeeeeeeee $$$$$$$
#team
................................... call jake
oh sig
get it
Cod
uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh what - them
to Fish
YA KNOW WHERE THE DOCK IS
lol sean call the time bandit & bill lol
///////////////// coughing nick
tfw the surrogate son is ill
um
ummmmmmmmm
nick ...
The Talk
A FUCKIN MAN BUN NOW!!!!!!!!!!
.... sore throat.... sure
hi jake
.......................................................................... 0
CALL SEAN CALL SEAN CALL SEAN CALL SEAN LOL
aw damnit it’s Prof Sig
Gear Hey
nice
Thanks Dad
these shots are gorgeous... what did we change? cameras???? what?
....... illness
For Something............ ugh
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh no
Close Fucking Call
Nick Almost Kills a Man
um...
it’s takingn orever to watch this bc the commercial breaks... that i cna’t skip bc it’s on fucking line
ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Nervou
0Blatantly
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
I’m Jake with the Pseudo BPD
welp,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, here comes the Blow Up
That Went Well
“oh i feel like such a failure” - permanent mood
Without His Crew lol
throw it away over COD? ikr
Business is Business
HASH IT OUT HERE IT COMES HERE IT COMES
GO SEAN
i’m wet
WATER SWIG
what IS the main reason
YAS SEAN
oh no i’m rly thirsting on sean now
drastic...
you were in the hospital &......... you left
Cancerous
/ talks to you more than My Kid - yikes
NOW WE’RE BACK to Crushing Blows:
it took forever but we caught up
fashion statement pft
oh boy,,,,,,,,,,,
hmmm
GOOD GOD
that... noise
how lng does it take lol
smh roger
Pink Turd Award
... careful
OHGOD
NO
N OPE
#gently
................................................ oh mygod,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
OHMYGODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
that was bad
that was very bad
WHAT FUCKING NOW
... spew?
oh no,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
OHMYGOD????????? WHAT HAPPENED????
WHY???? IS NOTHING/??? WHY???? WHAT/???
WHAT?????
WHAT?????????????????????????????
... offload
/ smokes on the way to the lung doctor bc he wants to Savor it smh
no cancer, but..............
no heart lol
“wtf is my buddy up to”
who’s peeing........... what are you doiing....... what....
/ pisses on boat
Nick’s Cousin & Another Guy
who did you call?
UMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
BILL GOES TO BREAK UP THE PARTY
IT’S TIME TO KILL PEOPLE
nck... nick... oh boy.....
y’know Your Real Son wouldn’t have done this
HOLY SHIT HE LIED THE WHOLE TIME?????????????/
or is it sincere??????????????????????/
WHAT IS THE PLAY
oh shit.....................
Benefit of the Doubt
SPEW
KISS THAT CAPTAINSHIP GOODBYE
WHERE’S NICK
?????????????????????????????????????
WHAT
.... OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
OH MY GOD
dead loss,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
............. yikes
Processors is Family
pink turd
More Deserving Than Yourself
dead crab,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
1100 lbs ok
more chances than every other crew member combined YUP
Pseudo Dad
... damn .......... bought the boat for.... welp
w e l p
HI ZACK
HE’S ON THE B!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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