@crazybookcat HAPPY (LATE) HALLOWEEN!!!! I was your secret skeleton >:)

I am SO so sorry this is so late argH. i had a few mishaps and busy schedules along the way but alas here it is!! hope you like it

another version:

a silly because you have buff dcas listed down:

I��ve been following @martuzzio​ ‘s Space Outlaws au from the sidelines for a Hot while now and when I saw people making sonas/ocs of it I Had to jump in on the fun!

I’ve actually thought of a lot of lore for this dude so both a transcript of the image and the extra deets will be undercut :D

Image Transcript Hermitblr Federation nbiNev 6-03012019 Specialized medic and competent engineer because he has to care for his cybernetic parts. Thanks to said parts he can survive most inhospitable environments making him extremely hard to track down. Lacks self preservation, approach only when necessary and with caution. Reward: 15M

ok now on the the extra lore stuff >:D

So the most notable part of his design is that about half of his suit is actually Part of him as cybernetic implants, all the straight gray areas are these parts so his chest, upper right arm, left hand and his hips to his mid thigh. The story of Why he has these is not a well known one, even most of his close friends don’t know.

He isn’t the most social and tends to keep to himself unless he needs to speak to someone else or is spoken to

Since he doesn’t need to do Most things people need to do to survive his suit isn’t made to be easily taken off and is only really taken off for health things and Sometimes for formal events depending on How formal they have to be, normally he just wears a dress Over his suit (its an acquired taste what can I say)

Since impulse and etho are my two favorite hermits his suit is roughly based off of theirs along with being based off of my normal sonas cybernetics :D

He tends to stay on mostly inhospitable planets and tries to stay out of trouble but hes basically a pay for hire, if you need a medic for a decent price hes your guy

Despite being mostly asocial and pretty introverted hes generally easy going and agreeable, normally trying to not start fights unless hes Really against whatever is happening

He definitely has an extremely chaotic past to the point where if you knew him just five years earlier you would only recognize him from appearance 

His ID number is roughly the season and date I started watching hermitcraft since my birthday didnt seem right

I realize that most of you dont know how my normal sonas cybernetics work so lemme just put that here, Basically his chest and spine is completely replaced even his bones the only part thats still there is his heart and even that isnt fully intact if you want more details on how it specifically works just shoot me an ask :0

oh and finally he has quite a few pseudonyms most of which start with L such as Lee and Liam and at one point because someone kept annoying him he told only that person he went by Larry 

ok im done word dumping lore if u read this ily ur the best <3

“oh wow nine messages! what a nice surpr--oh”

i’m not responding to all of these because i have to go to work but definitely read my response to the TWD one because it’s p much confirmed canon #mvfacts (it’s response 4 under the cut)

MV Replies (pls for the love of god read reply 4 this is why i’m gonna be late to work)

1. im back and taz and gretta are actually the cutest i cant asdfghjkl

i love them so much and to my shame gretta was originally supposed to be just a throwaway side character but just them ugh they’re so cute

2. the fuckin blue domestic settled men is back i am D O N E

i still maintain that that is the best joke i’ve ever written

3. lmao what the fuck taz u dont have to talk about it like that my man not in front of ur kid

i have literally no idea what this is referring to but have you learned that taz has 0 tact

4. my favorite part of this whole thing is that the walking dead is clearly like the favorite show of the entire family throughout all the generations thats all that remains

i know i’ve rambled about this in the tags a lot but yeah this is my favorite thing too like i just imagine literally the entire family getting together (in taz’s tiny apartment with his giant-ass TV) every sunday and making a ton of food and drinks and like pregaming the new episode by bingeing all the others that have already aired that season and getting rowdy and then everyone getting v serious and quiet while they watch the new episode and then yelling about it a lot afterward

except it’s literally only the dekreshes that care and like all their spouses are there and tolerate it but it’s only like taz and everyone directly descended from him that are like FIRED UP up about it

and taz is sitting directly in the middle of everyone and telling everyone why his theories are right and everyone else’s are wrong, and then meanwhile gretta is rolling her eyes and starting to clean up the kitchen because she knows it will literally never get done and adia is baking another pan of brownies so they have something to eat during talking dead, and nick is like, trying to understand the obsession and cadence is patiently explaining things to him (not during the show though because nO TALKING DURING THE SHOW), and then buck is just like sitting there wanting to watch once upon a time instead (“you’ve already seen this one, the new one don’t start for another hour”) and complaining about the “stupid zombie show” the whole time, and then jacob is kind of vaguely into it at the beginning because of Sheriff Rick but isn’t a fan of the ricktatorship and then nat is trying to listen in to cadence’s explanation of things because ellie and jefferson are too busy arguing with each other about their theories (and ignoring taz’s) to pay any attention to him and dax is just trying to keep the peace and flan is helping gretta clean up the kitchen because no one in the rest of the family is paying any attention to her, and toccata and fugue are like acting out scenes during the commercial breaks (and toccata is always carl because he’s such a badass and she makes fugue be judith and fugue doesn’t really know what that means or what’s going on but he’s pretty sure he doesn’t like it and cries about it) and then nocturne is sitting on the couch cosplaying as negan and prelude is real salty and sulking about it (because he wanted to be negan) and basically i just love this family and their unironic love of TWD a lot

and basically these are the things that keep me awake at night and all of that is confirmed canon exactly what happens (or would happen if people weren’t, you know, dead)

5. im crigjng holky shit =haahahahhhahahahhahaha [post link] oh my god i sborted hahahahahhahaaaha

i love sona and buck a lot too

6. no no no nononononononononono i hate u ihate u so much im back at the party fuck no omgomg staph i cant

can’t stop won’t stop no regrets