@crazybookcat HAPPY (LATE) HALLOWEEN!!!! I was your secret skeleton >:)

I am SO so sorry this is so late argH. i had a few mishaps and busy schedules along the way but alas here it is!! hope you like it

another version:

a silly because you have buff dcas listed down:

The Archive

My friends and I have kept a record of our favorite quotes we've texted to our group chat since high school and I feel they must be shared so enjoy.

everything is wrong in the world but adam sandler makes it right when he dies there will be no god for he was the closest thing we had to one

we have full control over our youth

why the fuck r u on my wet wipes

in the end he has a lot of good qualities he just doesn't show them off/wear them well its like a guy with a bunch of fancy watches and stuff yeah those r nice things but why the fuck r u wearing 20 watches

except his shit hol is one shitty vacant manone beautiful shitty vacant man

how long was your child hair

I hope d.o is gay and his massive cock goes to waste cause all he does is take it up the ass

AND YOKO IS BY HIS SIDE WHILE HE SHIFTS REALITY

my theory that you dont really love someone until you catch a glimpse and see that they look exactly like a fucking foot

maybe it's just u small titted freaks that need to be trapped in a polyester prison

no I want to be spun the fuck around like a rotisserie chicken

now my throat is even tighter thanks putin

whisper me to sleep rap monster fuck you

you'd be shocked by the capabilities of a Farm Fresh Boy

THERE ARE RULES TO THIS DADDY SHIT AND THAT BITCH IS WALKING A FINE LINE

the thin layer of my sanity peeling away like cheap wallpaper

DO U WANNA SEE AN ONLINE TEMPER TANTRUM

sm is the constrictive cotton around their cocks not letting them erect their own dreams

my pussy did a backflip and participated in olympic swimming

who needs snail secretion cleansers when you can use the birth juices

I like how naruto wears bright fucking orange so everyone can know to get the fuck outta the way

gucci is a fucking mad man

on a lighter note i think asahi is addicted to crack

that is not a leg that is a 90 degree angle

OH YOU'RE SO GOD DAMN EDGY DOUBLE FUCKING DENIM

we've created the best things -

sliced bread

the wheel

the car

skeleton porn

negative asses have turned into bouncy houses

the stars were not ready nor could never foretell the likely-hood of this manslaughter this pure unadulterated mass suicide in the form of a venomous snake bite that latches to the soul of anyone unfortunate and pitiful enough to consume it and like the apple to eve it is that which corrupts the mind and snatches the body a dark empty thing that leaves nothing but putrid filth in its wake promising the sweetest of fruits only to deliver more and more misfortune

your dad is on the brink of destruction

socrates is a bitch, descartes is a bitch, plato is a bitch, aristotle..... a bitch. let me read facts, these men are an embarrassment. a scientist was like "atoms and stuff" and socrates was like "no. there are only 4 elements ;)" and people were like "source?" and he was like "i know everything" YOURE WRONG YOU ASS! socrates was useless. he shouldnt be studied.

ELMO ADVANCED

FUCK THE KETCHUP KIDS

KISS KISS FALL IN CUNT

S͊̍ͧ̕҉̧̟̰̲̰̥ͅU̞̥͈ͨ̎ͣ͋̚C͓̞̿ͩͬ̇ͪͫͨͫ͊Ķ̛̜͍̹̣̯̘̖͖͗̍ͥ̾̾͗͋̓̚L̞̥͖̹̙̲͓̯ͧ̆̾͆̈̏ͯ̔̀E̤̞͂ͣ̀̇̎ͮ̂͂̀̚͞ ̥͇̙͖͉̞͎ͥ͗ͣT̨͊͂ͦ͏̪͇Iͦ̿͋ͭ̽ͥͭ̊͏͏̤̻̮̬ͅM̲̭̲͇̟ͯͪ̽̄̽ͬ̍E̾̆͑͒̈ͫ́ͭ͜͏̲͎

why cant people milk their own babies

my god is so cute and he makes it look so good 😊

I need to find some teeth

Pre rubber boy stabbing himself under the eye ball hole

flavor boy at ur service

I finally used my natural essence on a whole pizza

I see chemistry between kookies jungle balls and my nile river delta

Twin dads

Gastric exorcism at 30,000 feet

Bungle up, squire

HOW CAN U WASH UR HAIR WITH INGREDIENTS MEANT FOR ASS

what if little baby naruto turns into a terrorist

THEYRE GROUPING GOOD LITERATURE AND SCAT IN THE SAME CATEGORY

FUCK ME UP MANTIE MAN

[joon voice] big tit exclusive

combined sweat sympathy

we made it. we're a feminist

ROAD RASSSSHHHHH

Scramble club: the moment everyone arrives everyone scrams away at full speed

not safe, freddie’s watching (freddie from icarly)

I HATE THIS SCAT MONSTER . THIS CASTRATION CATASTROPHE

is this what you want Patrick Star?

DONT FUCK OKAMI

my dad shits in the crystal clear florida ocean

imagine taeil growing a full bear

IM LOOKIN FOR YOU, HITLER.

B L E N D T H E

L U M B R I C O I D E S

MY LOAD IS GONNA TRIGGER THE NEXT BIG BANG

lobotio: lobotomy personified

YEETUS THAT FETUS

erectile poopage

wheel!!

of!!

foreskin!!

kanye columbus handing out yeezys with meezys to the ugandans

he took the last scoop of grammy’s mash potaties . kill him...

STICK SHIFT ON MY DICK TIP UH

Stroller was only 27 when he got suckled on by icejjfish. Feel Old Yet?

because there are always pregnant people, the average number of skeletons in the human body is higher than one

Allow Me Access To Your Groin,Gunt.

Itachi mariachi

THE MIX OF ANIME AND MOUSE IS FORBIDDEN IN THIS HOUSE

Little mik NEEDS sasuke's rod

the whistling quintuplets

garden trotting conundrum

Jazzercize at 1 am

hangin in the splash zone

festering jersey

hanging eric nam from the rafters

boney eats a whole tree

pein in the pet shop

the thrusting sailors

screamin' sicilian

deep whoy

completely vincent

drake josh cock pop

jay parp fucks a bistro

constant zenith

harlequin jazz

Jealous of my Father's Leg Hair

biological hazard

bobby marayo (baby mario)

PYLON PETE IN TERMINAL 5

rick suffers

Incomprehensible adhesive

mega wasp in the common room

Sculptures, but Worse.

Jay park fucks a moth

it ain’t about christ anymore it’s about SYNTHESIZERS

jesus vs. the synthesizer

HappyEvertale! Mermaid!Matea I guess Bird!Paint ? XD ONCE Upon a Time.... A princeess Named Matea, Lived in a kingdom far far away called The Phoixa Kingdom. She lived with her Father and Mother,Her father was the King of the Land, and her Mother was queen of the Sea. Matea's mother fell in loce with the King , and they got married. 2 years later The queen had a baby, as u know , Matea, she was the princess of land and Sea. She was special, from anyone in the world, She didn't knew that tho, Even the Her parent didn't know. She has many secret to discover. tho she could also be dangerous, She need to control it , when she finds out what it is , for the meantime. She could Live life. But one horrible night, The queen was assassinated to death, no one know who did it. The King was heart broke , the Kingdom was in shut down. Matea was only 4 when it happened , but She was the only one that knows the killer that assassinated her mother. She was scarred to life , The women had Red and Short pointy Hair. The women said," tell anyone and I'll kill your father and You NEXT!" And off she went. And of course Matea listen to her. She was just 4. A year later pasted, Matea wasn't like her self. Her father got married....A women that Matea knew that night of the Her mother's death. Her step mother, Aula She was a human. The queen Abused Matea every time, when She was just happy or just fooling, It was no reason it hurt her. but Aula did it anyways The King didn't know Matea was getting abused , he sometimes see bruises on her and ask her what happened, Matea always reply. "I feel down the stairs father, don't worry about me" and went off smiling every time. When Matea finally reached 18 years old, She was name Queen of The Sea. Of course the step-mother wasn't happy about it , Cuz Matea will soon Name Queen of The land if she gets married. The step-mother doesn't allow any boys in the place other than the Guards. She still wants to be queen and never let Matea be Queen, Aula try to kill her once but failed. Matea, was scared that her step-mother will kill her so she now spends more time in the sea to look out for her mermaids and Mermans. She only goes back to land for a month , then Goes back to the sea for 3 month. and then does it again, Going back to land. ~Now here's where the Story begins.~ It was the time that Matea had to go back to Land, Her 3 months in sea was over. She was escorted by the guards of the sea to land. She was greeted by the The King of the sky and Day , King Dream. And next to him was his brother Nightmare, The King of Night , King Nightmare. Also the kings Dream's son , Palette , tho the rare thing is that Prince Palette doesn't have Wings to fly , so he lived with his uncle (The King Nightmare). Matea finally made it to the Palace where she was greeted by her father and stepmother. "Father!" Matea hugged her Father. "and hello Step- Mother...." Aula just give the death slate at her and to prince palette. Princess /Queen Matea and prince Palette were just friends, And Palette was Gay. tho he still didn't understand what that means. He was way to innocent. "come on Matea, it time to have a party for ur arrival" "But Father You know you don't have to make a party for every time I come back to the place" " nonsense! Ur my daughter and spent 3 months in the sea without seeing us, Ur part of ur mother, we both know we miss Her, I can't lose u too" "Yes Father, I miss her so much" Matea made her way to her room to go change for the Party. *knock knock* "Who is it?" " It's me ur mother Aula" "Your not my mother , and I'm changing, please don't c-" Aula didn't listen and opened the door. She was mad of the behavior that Matea replied. " how dare you give me the attitude!" She grabs Matea by her hair and Starts to throw her to the wall. Matea was just covering her self and crying "I-im sorry...! D-don't hurt m-me plz" She starts to move to the corner. "Hurry up and get ready!" the queen then left and she closed the down shut. Matea was just Sobbing while getting up. A few minutes later she clams down and Changed to her Pink and blue dress and puts on makeup. Then she talks to herself "*sighs* ok Matea, calm down and forget what happened and don't tell anyone, Just make sure u have a smile." She walks out her room and Went to the Big Ball room and sees everyone there already. She smiles to everyone she walks by. "Greetings Matea!" "Oh! hello Prince Palette" she curtsies and he bows. They both start to laugh quietly. "I hate when we have to do that. But it's good to see u again." "Good to see u too palette. It's been so tiring over the sea, Tho it's fun at the same time." "I wish I was you, I've been in the same room the whole day learning about the past and so on. My uncle Been bossy and wont let me Draw anymore." " Well want to go to the Art room so u can draw? Ur style of Art is Amazing, u should have time to do it." "Really!??!right now??? I can't wait to draw again!" "come on follow me *smiles*" They both Walk to the hall out of the ball room then start to run to the Art room, laughing. "Here , remember to not stain your clothes , we don't want ur Uncle to find out*Laughs*" "Oh right! I'm gonna make sure!" "I'll be right back! ok?" Palette just nobs while already painting. She just sighs. And walk to the secret door. The door leads to the outside of the Palace. Once Matea was out of the palace she made sure the Guards was not around . She started to walk towards the Water and Just stared at the moon light. "Oh mother why did u have to leave me alone" She had a serious face but she was Sad In the inside. tho Someone was watching her. He was a bird but a skeleton as well. He noticed it was the princess. He didn't want to be rude but he want to ask for money since he's starving to death. "Hello your Majesty?" "h-huh? Who are u?" " Im...." TO BE CONTINUED.....