My ex told me that he hated my brown areolas 🥺

Stand by me. / But I bet that I'll never be back.

I think that they should kiss when they reunite

once upon a time 1x02: the thing you love most

"perhaps you should've come to me. if miss swan is a problem you can't fix, i'm only too happy to help. for a price, of course." "i'm not in the business of making deals with you anymore."

Reading pulp fantasy and understanding how it shaped the fantasy genre is extremely fascinating because its like "oh, that's why every Strong Female Character heroine of the 80s-90s fantasy boom was Like That, huh"

they were just having a silly little moment 😁👍🏽 nothing to see here guys, move along <3

Eyk Larsen & Maura Franklin in 1899

the reason im a ghostfucker is because after an entire evening of listening to Soft Fuzzy Man by Lemon Demon on repeat, i had a very sexy dream about a very sexy ghost man in a sexy military uniform (he never actually went to war, but died of an illness just before he was deployed, so he told me) and he fucked me very nicely under a tree in a mossy forest. 10/10. been a ghostfucker ever since.

show you what devotion is, deeper than the ocean is. 🤍

AHHHHH i can finally show you guys this AMAZING piece i commissioned from my incredibly talented good friend @senchee!! i asked sen to draw totk link as jeon jungkook of BTS in one of his promotional pictures for his new solo song ‘seven’ ft latto (which you should check out, banger song) and it turned out SO BEAUTIFULLY 🥰🙏 thank you so much to sen for your gorgeous work 🥺🫶 this is gonna keep me fed for like. ever. i love u sm ♡

(original reference photo of jungkook under the cut ^_^)

me and my girlfriend as nameless mass effect background characters. i am cringe and i am free 💕 (photo taken 5 minutes before we get killed by geth)

older jagger stuff, feat. an op design

Every one looking a Lime despairing at cute witchy dress like Broooooo????????

FOR REAL LIKE "Whats your problem she looks pretty??? She looks like a proper witch???" meanwhile lime is OTL-ing on the ground

FUCK i saw someone say dev patel should be the next james bond and now you've ruined my day because they'll never do this. they're already signing up aaron taylor johnson (allegedly) to be the next james bond. we will never get to see dev patel as james bond and i'm PISSED

deku has permanent cute face disorder. like he's so baby. while denki and shouto and tenya get hired to model for suits and cologne and dress shoes deku is 32 and being hired to advertise the rebooted bionicle line

and YEAH, obviously he collects all of them at his house and sincerely endorses them, but why can't he be a sex symbol sometimes?

so me and Sam FINALLY watched the last season of Capaldi's Who

and tell me how, after literally over a decade and for perhaps the first time in his fucking career, Steven Moffat wrote a not just tolerable but really actually good two-parter and fully stuck the landing. like the editing and pacing were still a bit off but the storyline was original, fun, interesting and emotionally invested, and most importantly, rather than ending on a damp fart or the most furious autofellatio in history, the final part didn't fumble it and ended in a way that felt emotionally satisfying and like it made sense for the characters. like the last time he successfully wrapped up a multiparter in a way that didn't feel cheap and hollowly disappointing to me was literally The Empty Child/The Doctor Dances, and a) that was in 2005 and b) tbh The Doctor Dances is about a tenth as compelling and memorable as The Empty Child.

so after 12 years of either hackery or great ideas that fall apart in the second act, Steven Moffat writes what I would genuinely consider to be a memorable Good Doctor Who serial. it ends with bittersweet pathos, a solid closer for all the main characters, and sends Moffat's showrunning career out on a genuine high despite failing ratings and budget cuts (and the fact Doctor Who hasn't been consistently good since about 2009). good job Steve. with grudging respect I admit you pulled it out of the bag on this one.

wait what's this there's one more episode left? and it stars Mark Gatiss? and you literally spend the whole episode inexplicably just shitting all over the legacy of Doctor Who by inventing a version of the First Doctor that bears literally no resemblance to the character that William Hartnell actually played, just so you can spend the whole episode saying misogynistic things to run yourself off to how much more Totally Feminist your version was than the version you made up in your head of what Doctor Who was like in the 60s? and it added literally nothing to the season except to take all the wind out of the sails of the actually good finale you already wrote?

even when he writes a good episode this fucker still finds ways to disappoint me.