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birdsometimeswrites · 2 years

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just watched hamilton

lemme summarize to ppl who don't have 2 hours to spare

hamilton born bastard, orphan, son of a whore, dad left at 10, mom died at 12, at 17 goes to the US, and meets aaorn burr and some other revolutionaries whens he's 19

he then meets GEORGE FUCKING WASHINGTON and becomes his right-hand man

he also meet eliza who is amazing

he marries her, but then one of his friends john laurens (gay lover maybe bc love letters) dies trying to set up an all black army

his efforts were in vain at that time

so hamilton thinks death is catching up to him so he starts working more and more

thomas jefferson's coming home!!!

and he and him become rivals that would prob murder each other

so he then has a FUCKING AFFAIR THATS ALL HIS FAULT

when eliza and her sister go upstate

bc he was "working"

so he gets blackmailed

but tjeff and aaron burr and madison (jeffersons friend) find him paying money and think he's taking money form the government

so they go to visit him

and this dumbass goes "oh no lol i'm not taking money i'mjust cheating on my wife lmao ^^"

and they're like "what the fuck" but promise not to say anything

but hamilton says "yknow what, lemme just fuking PUBLISH my affair for everyone to read"

so comes the reynolds pamplhet

leading to one of the most batshit insane songs ever

and eliza burns his lettersbc shes heartbroken, and she has a right to be

but she forgives him when their son philip dies bc duel

time for the PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION

and hamilton sees aaron burr and tjeff running and he's like OH SHIT THIS COUNTRY IS SO FUCKING FUCKED"

so he chooses his rival tjeff bc AT LEAST he has ideals

and aaron burr is very fucking pissed

so burr challenges him to a duel

and hamilton aims his guns UPWARDS

so aaoron burr kills him

so eliza spends the rest of her life never marrying again and protecting her husband's legacy

WE DONT FUCKING DESERVE ELIZA

anyway thats the end

*bows*

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