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cosmerelists · 15 hours

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If Stormlight Characters Read The Stormlight Archive

As requested by @imtheseventh :)

Let's say Stormlight Characters got their hands on The Stormlight Archive by Brandon Sanderson--you know, the book written about all of their lives. What would they think of Sanderson's depiction of them?

[SPOILERS FOR STORMLIGHT ARCHIVE THROUGH RHYTHM OF WAR!]

1. Navani

Navani: Say, Dalinar... Navani: Why is Evi's name replaced by Shshsh in all of your POV chapters? Dalinar: ... Dalinar: Ah, so here's the thing...

2. Adolin

Adolin: Shallan, wait! Adolin: This is feeling like a flashback chapter about your life. Adolin: Don't read it to me. It feels weird to find out this way. Adolin: I'd rather wait until you're ready to tell me. Shallan: Ah, so you want to stop listening whenever my past comes up? Shallan: That's exactly what I used to do! High five! Adolin: I don't Adolin: I don't know that this is a high-five moment.

3. Shallan

Shallan: L-Listen, Jasnah... Shallan: I SWEAR I was neither thinking about nor looking at your boobs quite as much as the book makes it sound.. Shallan: I think this Sanderson guy was just projecting! Jasnah: I believe you, Shallan. Shallan: Y-You do? Jasnah: I have to assume he wanted to establish my beauty but felt that it would be less salacious to have it filtered through another woman's perspective. Shallan: Y-Yeah, that makes sense... Jasnah: After all, if you loved my boobs that much, I don't know why you sat there and doodled Captain Kaladin instead of them... Shallan: WHELP TIME TO CHANGE THE SUBJECT

4. Syl

Syl: ... Kaladin: Hey, are you okay? You seem...down. Kaladin: And are you wearing trousers?? Syl: Was...was there something wrong in how I dressed? Kaladin: No? What do you mean? Syl: Like, was it immature? Kaladin: No? Syl: Then why does this Brandon guy call my dress "girlish" like 19 billion times?!? Hoid: Oh, don't worry about that! Writers get weirdly fixated on words! At least you weren't always doing things maladroitly, ha! Syl: ...What? Hoid: Whoops wrong series!

5. Gaz

Gaz: Look...I know I wasn't the Almighty's most perfect guy, but.. Gaz: Could he maybe have written me as slightly LESS of the embodiment of a sniveling cremling?? Gaz: Like, give a guy a break! Vathah: What, too much realism for a fantasy? Gaz: You shut up!

6. Sadeas

Sadeas: I was so upset...so flabbergasted...when Dalinar outmaneuvered me in that disadvantaged duel... Sadeas: But it was all just LUCK?! Sadeas: He didn't maneuver for SHIT! Sadeas: He just happened to have EVERY SINGLE PERSON WITH SUPERPOWERS on his side and they were ALL stupid enough to get INVOLVED Sadeas: It's so much worse now!!! Ialai: At least their dark-eyed captain ruined it at the end. Sadeas: Ugh, yeah, thank the stars for THAT.

7. Kaladin

Kaladin: I actually hate this. Lyn: Why? Kaladin: Hearing about all my friends dying...again...having my actions framed as some type of "heroism"... Kaladin: T-That guy writes me like I'm the hero! Lyn: ...I am fairly certain that you are. Kaladin: Ughhhh...

8. Lirin & Hesina

The Way of Kings sits before them Hesina: ... Lirin: ... Hesina: ... Lirin: ... Hesina: Do you want to go & cry forever over our boys? Lirin: Yes please.

9. Moash

Moash: Wow. Moash: After hearing all about King Elhokar from the perspective of the people who actually like him... Moash: I gotta say... Moash: I was totally right! Moash: That guy is SUCH an asshole!

10. Dalinar

Dalinar: ... Dalinar: ... Dalinar: ... Dalinar: I just can't believe that he STOLE Nohadon’s TITLE.

11. (!) Bonus Vin

Vin: KELSIER WHAT THE HELL

#cosmere #cosmerelists #stormlight archive #stormlight archive spoilers #I thought way of kings was dalinar’s book whoops #edited

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stormofdefiance · 16 days

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Lonesome Transcendence

#shenhe #genshin impact #genshin fanart #my art #ughhhh okay I really should have pulled up actual mountains and studied the #m #but I just wanted to shut off and paint and omg it was so relaxing #there's so many issues with this but god I just had such a good time layering this on #sometimes I just go to the stone forest with shenhe and just watch the sunset and listen to the music #and its such a beautiful wee place to me #I really want to see the real stone forests in china some day #I just can't believe nature can play with the earth like this #I miss mountains so much ughhh I miss the smell of them all the different kinds of stone #the colours that play across them in sunset and dawn #the way it feels to be so grounded and cradled by them all at once waaaa

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puppyeared · 6 months

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save me old flipnote studio MVs.......

#im going thru old flipnotes i used to watch years ago and ouggghhg so many good ones #is twenty one pilots still popular.... do people still remember the TRNDSTTER and marble soda meme.........#its like im unlocking some sort of primal part of my brain and everything is coming back to me. one of my biggest inspirations as a kid #i still remember thinking the final transmission lyrics were the coolest thing and watching =TopHat= Bee and Melissa over and over #theres a very specific feeling of longing and nostalgia looking back and watching these again years later #especially when there isnt anything genshin or mcyt and instead its either fnaf undertale eddsworld or another obscure #interest... and not even fnaf sister location its like fnaf 3 and 2. its THAT old. and a lot of oc MVs especially pokemon ocs and furries..#god but they were so creative u know. i still find it amazing ppl took this little lightbox animation on the fucking NINTENDO DS and #cranked it all the way to 11.. like if u look at the transitions and movement its so fucking fluid its insane..!! HOW DO YOU MAKE THE #CHARACTERS SPIN??? AND CHANGING CAMERA ANGLES??? and keep in mind youre doing this all with a shitty stylus #on a THREE BY TWO INCH SCREEN. you only get two layers you can go up to 29FPS and you only have 999 slides to work with #and 24FPS eats up a lot of that. absolutely insane it literally boggles my mind every time i think about it. AND SOME ARE EVEN FULL COLOR #i forgot how popular EDM was back then too...they were really good for timing beats though so you get a lot of MVs with #strobe last and marble soda. porter robinsons goodbye to a world was also popular with undertale and oc MVs. also a lot of vocaloid #someone made a flipnote abt the warner bros fnaf movie being announced EIGHT FUCKING YEARS AGO. it even used the stay calm audio from #the office.... i wonder how theyre doing now... i love you shitty grainy MV audio.. but i have mixed feelings abt the flashing colors #ppl LOVED animating the sans vs frisk fight. aishite and primadonna were also big ones they were SICK AS FUCK #lots of these inspired my old oc designs.. a lot of my characters had side bangs with one eye covered. animal ears and simple eyes too #now i kinda wanna try my hand at the marble soda meme cause i loved it as a kid lol.. i wonder if i should compare my old and new art here #UGHHHH IM SO NORMAL ABOUT NOSTALGIA. IM SO NORMAL ABT MY SCHOOL BOOK DRAWINGS WITH SHIBA BROWS #yapping #nostalgia

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lambjock · 5 months

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genuinely hope natalie keeps jackie's necklace in s3 -- that she fiddles with it and stares at it, a little crooked heart on a golden string, and thinks about jackie taylor and how never in a million years would she have given this gift to nat, and yet it now belongs to her anyways. the good luck charm. the blessing of protection. an undying promise of a love natalie has struggled to know her whole life ( i would never hurt you on purpose / you're my best friend and i'd do anything for you ) and most importantly it's something that replaced the cold steel of a knife against her neck in the form of their soccer captain's delicate heart. it's hers, hers, hers, and when her head is weighed with antlers the only warmth she feels is from a metallic shape that's long since indented itself against her sunken, bony skin. a love she'll pass down to prey she'll always feel sorry for but a love that'll return to her all the same. and maybe in a kinder life it was something nat rightfully earned rather than the premature consolation it really was. and maybe in that other world the necklace comes from a well maintained, plushy hand : dangled into nat's ring-clustered fingers with a smile. and instead of pitiful sorry i love you's, it's a sickly fond look, one that's just for her.

#my posts.#shows › yellowjackets #jackienat.#can you tell im in my feelings ??? that i'm going nuts in my enclosure ???#in a less poetic way : let nat selfishly keep the necklace and let this be another thing her and shauna beef over lol #i just UGHHHH ... nat having the necklace hurts me so deeply because it's a best friend thing and she. she HAD one of those in kevyn #but that love was different. and it was special. but i think some part of her always wanted what shauna and jackie had #who wouldn't? especially someone as lonely and shut off as natalie #so her getting this item that's symbolically about that close knit bond. that deep relationship. it'd stir up a lot of emotions methinks #this isnt to diminish shauna gifting her the necklace btw !! that IS so important because it is her saying she loves natalie #but it's in a way nat is so used to. which is 'i'm sorry. and i love you.'#a love only given to her because they're about to hurt her. a love that's only admitted as a quick comfort before something awful happens #idk i feel crazy i'm just like oh NATALIE ... truly a character of all time #okay done yjs posting for another month time to do something else :salute:

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fortes-fortuna-iogurtum · 5 months

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(btw if this semester for me was to be titled like a YA novel, it would be something like "The Year I Accidentally Became a Stoic and Also Channeled St. Augustine")

#emotions are great. wish I could feel them again. without worrying that every single time I do it's probably sin =D #I literally cannot RELAX UGHHHH #and there are things happening at home that I don't understand and that aren't helping make it easier to talk to my parents #and reach out for help.#I pray basically all the time. I just try to trust that God's in control. actually I kind of have to trust that #and that to wish things were different might be wrong. because if God has ordained this and it is his will then it would be sin for me #to desire anything else.#(that may not quite be true but I'm not sure of very much at all anymore. I'm just very tired and believing that it has to be this way keep #me going.)

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skitskatdacat63 · 1 month

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you don’t have to post this but i just want you to know i totally relate i rbed an ask game post today and got no asks :/ it sucks even if it’s just a silly little tumblr game

Yeahhhhh :(( I'm glad I'm not alone, anon. This made me feel a bit better, so thank you <3

#I feel pretty lonely in general atm #and it's not fun when you try to make an attempt to get out of your shell and it just. Doesn't do anything.#I already feel weirdly desperate for attention when I reblog those #like it's one of those things that still make me feel weird for some reason #And it doesn't help when you feel like you don't get acknowledged #again im probably being super whiney rn but #i feel like im having trouble attracting interest? is that bad to say? idk :/#i just wanna talk about anything and i just have trouble finding ways to get people to engage ig #thats not to blame anyone at all. i just dont know how to get that :')#its just a weird thing to kinda feel like youre losing your footing like this #ughhhh sry i sound so insecure #but idk. i wanna talk about art and such. or get peoples opinions or questions.#but I just dont even want to reblog them bcs it makes me feel emptier than not reblogging #and you see other people's blogs and theyre getting a lot of asks and idk what to do in that situation #they deserve those asks and im very glad for them but like. am i doing smth wrong :/#my constant insecurity is that im being annoying. and unfortunately things like this just make me feel like people are fed up w me ig #SORRY AGAIN. its my blog i can complain ik that. but still. am i being whiney idk #catie.asks.

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rosicheeks · 9 months

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🤦🏽‍♀️

#should have stayed in my car longer #finally got inside and downstairs and alll the way to my room #set down my shit and I was leaving my room to go potty when I see a spider staring at me #I tried to smush it but that fucker was fast #I think??????? I got it #but I have no clue #I couldn’t find the body #guess I’m gonna be sleeping on the couch tonight #I feel all creepy crawly #I hate it so so much #ughhhh I hate spiders they suuuck #send me asks and distract me pls #shut up rosie

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itstimeforstarwars · 2 months

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I'm getting to a point in writing where I want to write more about my ocs than about the canon characters but at the same time it feels like going to middle school art club and being like "this is trilly, they're nonbinary and homeless in the fantasy 1940s and they're traveling with their partner whose name is Starlight and she was an orphan saved by one background character from one book and they're traveling to find Trilly's uncle and cousin who went missing in the war and I think they're really cool so please care about them!"

#chit chat #obviously trilly is not a character for this fandom but i do often feel the same way about like. elmga. or neeli.#or bones lmao #everyone shut the fuck up about obi wan im gonna tell you about this miracle clone medic with lots of anxiety #ughhhh #writing about your ocs is cool and awesome and not embarrassing but alsoooo i was on ffnet in 2013 #when having an oc that was even just a girl was prime mary sue flame bait #that didn't stop me from doing it but even after a decade im still waiting for people to be like 'stop talking about ur cringe ass ocs #and get back to the actual story'#ugh ugh ugh #it's so embarrassing to be a writer y'all #im out here every fuckin day baring my soul through the lens of fantasy just for fun #saying things like 'i wish that when i was in pain it mattered to others'#or 'the enormity of choices overwhelms me so i am going to write this story over and over again and maybe it will be different this time'#but it will not #they have beem dead since the beginning #but we sing it anyway #and i say this all mostly by putting obi wan in Situations but sometimes i wanna talk about my ocs too #what if there was an awesome doctor. and they cared about what was wrong with you.#isn't that a nice fantasy? it's one of my favorites.

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valeechtine · 3 months

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It really is like such an experience to feel like you should be shot in the streets like a rabid dog but like you still need to do the dishes and make appointments bc you're committed to seeing this through

#Like life is too beautiful to kill myself but its also like jesus christ how am I supposed to keep up with it all #when things have been as bad as they are. Like I just sort of have to but god I wish I didn't yknow #Like I'll be fine this is just a rough patch but ughhhh I feel like Atlas #I just wish I had a quick fix to stop feeling this way I knownthat its a vicious cycle of the circumstances making my mental state worse #so I have more episodes which then makes the circumstances worse but like I am tires of the episodes.#I just want to go back to being the fun upbeat silly one again it is very stressful having to be some wet pathetic animal #And its wholly unfair how this is then affecting those around me due to my inability to really hide how bad this is #and how these episodes are leading to having irrational unfair thoughts about people so its like pleaaaaaase #please just let me go back to being a silly jester having fun I beg of thee.#Like I'll be fine but in the meantime this suuuuuucks #negative

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ronanlynchbf · 1 year

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sisterhood of the...sisterhood of the hunting heart necklace 🥴😖🤐....

#ellipsis ellipsis ellipsis #yellowjackets #yellowjackets spoilers #just realized this looks insane 2 anyone that has not seen yj....tbh if u haven't yet u should it's great 👍 fun times 👍 stress equivalent #to the stress u feel watching succession 👍#anyway sisterhood of the traveling pants and yellowjackets enjoyers this one's for u 👆#ignore also that this doesn't rlly make sense like. grammatically. or in the context of the title of the movie in relation to the yj ep...#i'm trying to joke abt the ep bc it left me genuinely so distraught........like javi wasn't even a major character or anything but he #survived out there for two months on his own only for this to be his end....and like he's so young..he's just a kid.. and i know they ALL #are just kids but javi is the youngest of them all and idk having younger siblings myself that just affects me double bc he's like barely #15 at most....and he was trying to help natalie...like he was just trying to help and they let him drown...like drowning as a way of dying #always gets me extra badly bc it's so slow and desperate and ughhhh all of it combined just...agh :(#ANYWAY. it was still a really good ep and probably my favorite so far for the second season the pacing of this one worked really well

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guinevereslancelot · 5 months

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is there anything worse than feeling like ur the only one putting any effort into all of your relationships. el oh el

#feels like this with all my friendships tbh #im like the only one ateting conversations individually or in the group chat #im the only one trying to make plans #(except when they make plans without me 😭)#ughhhh im trying not to be insecure and needy but its so hard bc it really does feel like nobody wants me around until they need something #and i cant even talk abt it bc first of all i dont want to upset anyone esp the one living w me rn #but also it feels like im already the one doing all the talking and i did share some personal stuff recently #i want to communicate and keep conversations going and open up bc we're usually all very supportive of eachother and share things #but i feel like im the only one doing that #anyway.#misery #this is a good problem to have compared to most of my life i've never really had close friends before this #its just depressing and upsetting #i was already in a pretty bad insecure place before all the drama lately amd hadn't shared bc i knew it was irrational #but now ita way worse and with everything going on i cant even talk abt itttt #i hate this i hate it #not to be bitter but i've been thinking abt that saying if you want a good friend be one and 🤨#all my friends do is use me honestlyyyyy ✌️🤪#they want a place to stay for free but can't be bothered to talk to me ever or invite me when they make plans with our friends lol #they're always begging me to put together these bonfire parties they like bc i have a nice yard but its a lot of work #and nobody helps me set it up and they begggg me to do it when the weather is bad and i dont want to but i do it anyway #then they exclude me from things #literally lisa simpson they're using you for your pool.gif #i dont even have a pool tho #anywayyy i hate feeling like an afterthought when im in the group and literally no one ever seeks me out unless they want something #and im trying so hard to be a good friend bc im just so glad to have friends but nobody seems to want me around or want to talk to me #and i dont want to be annoying 😭#also im the oldest in the group but not by choice there's just no girls my age in our orbit #my only adult friends are middle aged and the only one im close ish to just moved out of state #anyway im not that much older they're mostly young twentties and im mid twenties

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pepprs · 1 year

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mission failed we’ll get em next time 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

#i literally can’t quit omg i feel so fucking bad. it wasn’t so bad this time but also HE LITERALLY FORCED ME TO COME OUT LKKE GIRL HELLO????#he cornered me and asked me if redacted had to do w my s*duality and i was like ummmmm. yeah 🫣 and he was like now why didn’t you say that t #the first time 🤨 and i was like …………. 😳. AND THEN i asked him why he asked me that and he said he’s been waiting for the right moment to get #it out of me and he always suspected it LIKE HELLO I THINK THAT IS POSSIBLY WILDLY INAPPROPRIATE I WANTED TO DIEEEEEE #and i lied right to his face abt stuff w my mom and also the redacted situation bc i always feel in trouble whenever i talk abt them w him #and also he asked how things were w my mom and i told him and he was like that’s great but how are things with YOU and yoir mom 🤨. UGHHHHH #and i can’t leave bc his supervisor is gravely ill and they haven’t talked abt doing inter generational therapy w me yet which is what they #want to do <- hasn’t looked it up yet and doesn’t know what it receals about me. and he also is like yet agai. trying to get me to separate #myself from data expunged AND ITS LIKE OMGGGG NOTHING IS HAPPENING WHY DO I HAVE TO THROW AWAY A GOOD THING THAT IS WORKING FOR ME JUST FOR #THE SAKE OF CONFORMING TO SOME STUOID MENTAL HEALJT STANDARD. so yeah ummmmm idk what to dooooo i know im not getting the best possible care #and this whole thing has been a cluster fuck but he validated my reaction to something for the first time like EVER today and he has plans a #and what if they work. and like omg if i drop it on him he’ll be so hurt and surprised like it will really come out of nowhere and i don’t w #want to look like even more of a fool to him than iam. but he says i can’t withhold stuff bc it’s doing me a disservice and we need to see t #the fullness of who i am to get to the root and solve problems and stuff but it’s like uhmmmm… but you don’t make me feel safe for reacting #the way i do or wanting things to work out in a way you disagree with so how can i bring out all the parts of me if you don’t make me feel a #safe and unjudged for doing so like. lol. the thought of leaving him makes me feel so guilty and stupid bc it s like why are you throwing aw #away sliding scale therapy that could turn out to be really useful and running away when ppl tell you things abt yourself you don’t like to #admit and force you to look at your hard ugly truths. but also the thought of working w him until july after already having had 16 weeks of #this literaly makes me fucking insane so idk what to do and finding a new counselor would be so hard and i don’t have time or money. UGHHHH!#purrs #delete later #like how am i gonna walk out on him when we just spent all this time talking abt how this new technique will bring me into a new season. AUG

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hecksupremechips · 1 year

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Girl help I keep thinking about freaking persona 4

#i have banned myself from engaging with any persona 4 related content (except for memes my sister sends me)#because yeah its genuinely deeply upsetting for me and i always feel like absolute shit #but aghhh for some reason my brain has been fixated on it this week thinking about all the offensive garbage it is #and i keep thinking of all the evidence i can gather definitively proving that the writing is sooooo homophobic/transphobic #which is a very easy thing to gather up and prove since its all over the damn place lol #but like im just so fixated on how awful the game is and how the fans are even worse and i have this urge to argue forever #something im sure a lot of yall can relate to #cuz god it hurts to be screaming at people that theyre hurting you and for them to just say no to you as if its up for debate #if this sounds dramatic cuz its Juat A Game liiiike no its not Just A Game this is about #my daily life requires me to argue my existence constantly and its the same for every other damn marginalized person out there #and idk if youre still gonna either ignore or deny that persona 4 isnt batshit insanely offensive then youre stupid #i dont have the patience to argue shit like this anymore because theres no way someone with a brain can deny shit like that #and quite frankly even well intentioned queer fans who try to make headcanons that either say fuck you to the game #or hcs that do nothing at all to challenge the bigotry in p4 are kinda annoying to me #cuz it hurts too much to play along like yeah id LOVE to just slap a rainbow on kanji and a trans guy badge on naoto #and call it a day and enjoy the game outside of it all but thats kinda impossible #when these two characters entire existence revolves around the bigotry and its done in a way that hurts like hell to see #its too real for me to enjoy even if i make positive ‘fuck you atlus’ fan art #yeah ughhhh whatever its just annoying cuz I’ve been doing a good job at blocking this game away from my life #cuz it brought nothing but anger to me but its just been something thats been stuck on me lately #and im really not sure what triggered this or why its been lingering so long like please stoppp #its really embarrassing to be having bad mental illness over a shitty bibleo game 🙄

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weenhands · 1 year

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thinking about how certain stuff with how i behave in romantic/platonic relationships is starting to come together and show a certain pattern... like how when i broke up with my first boyfriend which was online and rocky, robin reassured me and told me online connections usually end up going south because of how hard it is to maintain relationships on the internet. and how my friendship with her ended up super dark and depressing and difficult and suffocating only when i was worlds apart from her for two months... but ive never had problems with relationships until i started taking things online....im of course still going to make friends online but moving forward i think im gonna be more consciously aware of thisdjdjdjdjs because now i feel sad and i am grieving everytbing <3

#and now im sad about all of the things we could've been #if i had known about my shortcomings #this all makes sense like. i think i have issues with long distance relationships #and if i feel like for others its normal and fine but for me i think its. a massive big deal #when robin told me that after breaking up with my first boyfriend online i started looking into my older friendships/relationships online #and the stuff i fantasized about while with them #and i think this is even more clear with the way how i never have weird rocky relationships with people in person #and i dont have severe problems with tone with in person friendships #because i surely do on text and those were what kept the ship sinking too #and its weird when i was healthy and happy with robin throughout these eight years but #it became so terribly wrong and painful and i wanted to legit die when we were worlds apart #ughhhh #im noticing so so so much #and how even if * and * hurt me when i was with *#the fact that they were gone for six hours at a time because of work made it so painful too because #they were obviously so tired and hfhwhwjwgw #and. and now it makes sense why i get so weirdly jealous to the point where im nauseous #like Yea asher jealously IS normal but ur right. u know urself. u dont get jealous THIS BAD #and its bc i wish i could be normal like ur next significant other and have a healthy long distance connection #like its not that youre taken its that this never worked out but with someone else itll work out fine

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digifag · 2 years

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^_^

#the wolfs howl #gets venty in the tags cutely #vent #fucken. fall break is right around the corner (literally friday) and i dont wanna go home ^_^#this is the closest ive been with literally any friends ever and i just. i dont wanna leave them at all #ik well be back in a week but still!!!!!#i feel so fucking safe and comfortable and loved and i just. ughhhh #i dont wanna go home where the most loved i feel is from our cats #my rooms blander too cuz i took shit w me to college so its not like im even going back 2 smth cozy #all my important plushes are here too so like. man .#and i have to fly all by myself!!! which is scary as fuck!!!!!!#despite being on dozens of planes b4 #ik im way too upset abt this all than i should be but like. fuck.#i love my friends so much and leaving them all for even a short amount of time makes me so sad.#so the later thought of leaving on winter break and then for summer is something gut wrenching likel #:(#this is the happiest ive been since like. forever probably #like i havent actually had any real good close irl friends in a group since 9th grade.#sighs so deeply

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rosicheeks · 2 years

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Interests are music, walking, visiting new places, chilling in the house with a good movie and wine. 5’11 on the chubbier side, waist to neck in tattoos and full arm sleeves, bald but red hair and a beard. Hairy chest. Stocky build.My favourite things are deep conversations with friends and generally just good company. No pets as I’m not home often enough and wouldn’t be fair.

Bffs (that eventually turns into dating 🫣🥰)

✨Send me an ask anonymously describing yourself and I’ll say whether I’d date you, be bffs, or block you✨

#so so so so the reason why I said bffs first #is cause I can see us getting along SO WELL #we can talk about music #(cause I can literally talk about music for HOURS)#we can cuddle up and watch a movie #(cause tbh I like going out but I’m such a homebody)#((I’m trying to work on that but at the end of the day I’d much rather be home all comfy than out partying or something))#and when you started describing yourself I went 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀#ngl don’t take this the wrong way I’m open to all body types….. but the next bf I have I wouldn’t mind him being chubby 🥺#my ex is a STICK so it was kinda hard for me #again I’m not saying I wouldn’t date a stick again cause seriously I don’t care about body type…. but if you’re skinnier than me?#you better make me feel damn small 😤#it always bothered me when my ex would say something and he wouldn’t mean to be rude but it came off bad & I would think about it for days #but enough about that…. I just wanted to say that chubby is a good thing around these parts 🥰🥰🥰#but but but UHM YOU HAVE SO MANY TATOOOOOOOOS I LOVE IT SO MUCH #when I read that I went 👀🫣🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵#I love love love tattoos #I’d want to see every single tattoo and hear the story behind them (if they have a story)#UGHHHH I WANT TATTOOOOOOOS #but I think the main thing that resonated with me #was deep conversations #that’s why I could see us becoming super close bffs and then eventually we fall for each other #cause friends that leads to a romantic relationship is the best in my opinion #I miss deep conversations with friends… I haven’t had one in ages #but one of my favorite memories was sitting in my car late at night having a super deep conversation with a friend #and trust me I get the no pet thing #if you could have a pet - would you???#if we ended up dating? I’d be the best little pet you could ask for 🫣😇#running out of space but thank you for sending me this! you’re so lovely 🥰🥰🥰🥰#ask

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