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sangvishtechnologies · 2 months

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Advantages of Launching an Uber for house cleaning platform for your Business

The on-demand business is growing rapidly, and one business ripe for upheaval is home cleaning. Imagine an app that links busy homeowners with dependable house cleaning providers in the same way that Uber connects riders and drivers. This "Uber for house cleaning" idea provides an array of benefits for businesses seeking to capitalize on this increasing trend.

Here's why building an Uber for house cleaning platform is a good idea for your business:

Low Overhead Costs: Rent, equipment, and staffing are all major expenditures for brick-and-mortar cleaning services. An on-demand Uber for house cleaning platform works virtually, which reduces administrative expenses. You supply a digital platform (app, website) that links customers with house cleaners, reducing the need for physical facilities and costly management of employees.

Effortless Scalability: Your platform can grow along with your business. On boarding more house cleaners and recruiting a larger customer base become simple. There is no reason to invest in more office space or equipment. The platform grows effortlessly to meet increasing demand.

Healthy Profit Margins: Your revenue stream is based on a commission or service fee charged for every house cleaning service booked through your site. This direct-to-consumer strategy results in high-profit margins without the overhead of managing a big workforce or keeping physical inventory.

Flexibility Reigns Supreme: The outstanding feature of this Uber for house cleaning app resides in its adaptability for customers and house cleaners. Customers can schedule cleanings whenever they want, while house cleaners have complete control over their work schedule and workload. This win-win structure encourages loyal users on both sides of the platform.

Tech-Savvy Convenience: In today's digital age, comfort is paramount. An on-demand house cleaning schedule app is ideal for meeting this need. Customers can set up appointments, manage requests, and review house cleaners all through an easy-to-use house cleaning service app. This simplifies the entire procedure and provides a hassle-free experience for everybody concerned.

Building a Strong Brand: You can build a good reputation by offering a valuable service that makes people's lives easier. Customers will value the dependability, ease, and transparency provided by your platform. Positive word-of-mouth and online feedback will strengthen your brand's standing in the market.

Conclusion:

Launching an Uber for house cleaning platform is a smart move that puts your business to profit from the on-demand service revolution. With low overhead expenses, scalability, and an emphasis on customer comfort, this business plan provides a route to long-term development and success. So, are you prepared to join the cleaning revolution?

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uberthemeh · 9 months

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[VRChat] Maid Uber avatar I made for.... something special :)

#myart #my art #vrchat model #vrchat avatar #vrchat #maid #uberthemeh #maid uber

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devicebee · 1 day

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axewchao · 2 years

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Is that relative gone?

Unfortunately, no.

Left for a bit then came back. I don't have all the details, but it sounds like he'll be crashing here for... who knows how long? Or at the very least he'll be here when he's got nowhere else to fuck off to.

Which means I'll have to deal with his mere presence, his friend (who seems chill but I don't like unfamiliar people coming in the house for what I assume are obvious reasons), and that god-awful weed smell.

Combine that with his younger sister's loud, obnoxious, neverending phone calls with her own friends (she's like... I dunno, middle school age), and the overall sloppy nature of both of them (mostly the sister; every time she shows up she leaves food everywhere and it pisses me off) and you've basically got hell on earth.

Pray for me, anon. Pray for me and my sanity.

#axewchao chitchat #axewchao answers #neither he nor his sister have any respect for other people's shit #it's like they expect everyone else to pick up the messes they leave behind #news flash: we're not your fuckin' maids and we're not your fuckin' Uber drivers

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applecidersstuff · 1 month

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Pjo AU, but the plot stays more or less the same, the only difference is that pjo!ares is replaced by myth!ares

So onto the differences:

Ares is a girls girl. He goes to feminist protests and pro-choice protests. Is the kind of person to beat up a guy who tried to drug a girl. Will pretend to be a girl's husband if sees her being harassed by a creepy dude, after the guy leaves calls an Uber for the girl.

He's a girl dad, despite having very few daughters over the last couple of centuries. Clarrise, and everyone in camp, know that she can ask him to become a goddess and he will make her one. Because she usually gets mistaken for a golden child some new campers think she's weak and is a counselor because she's Ares' favorite. They quickly find out that she can, and will, beat your ass if you try mocking her.

And don't think that just because Ares is a girl dad he doesn't love his sons. He's the kind of dad to have pictures of his kids in his wallet and tell about their achievements to anyone who'll listen.

He has a tradition of hosting a party for his children's birthdays(which he remembers) and he gets them gifts.

At some point after tlt he learns what Sally did to Gabe and immediately starts fangirling after her. They become friends. He's her maid of honor at her wedding with Paul.

Clarrise also has beef with Percy in this AU, but not why you think. Annabeth tells Luke she thinks Percy might be the son of Poseidon and this idea spreads among the counselors and gets back to Clarrise and she's mad, because she knows the story of Alcippe and Halirrhothius and automatically doesn't trust any children of Poseidon, so she has beef with him in the beginning, that goes down the same way, and that's why Ares has beef with Percy later on.

Because he's friends with Sally, at some point, after her and Paul start dating but before she tells him about the whole "my ex is a greek god" thing, she gets Ares and Aphrodite go on a double date with them, because in her eyes there are no better judges for her new boyfriend then the goddess of love and the god protector of women.

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milaisreading · 5 months

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hallo!! I really like your writing😆😆

Bisakah kamu membuat reaksi karakter kunci biru jika mereka tahu bahwa CD!yn adalah perempuan? (termasuk dunia 5, BM, Ubers, PXG, JFA, dan dunia.)

Sorry, my english is bad (english is not my first language)😓😓

🌱🩷: So I used Google translate bcs the middle part was written in Indonesian. And as far as I understood, you want me to write how the teams, World 5, and the world might react to Crossdresser!yn being a girl. I hope this was translated correctly. Sure, no problem! Hope u like this🫶🏻

Warnings: Reader uses she/her. Requests are open

⚽️Blue Lock belongs to Muneyuki Kaneshiro and Yusuke Nomura ⚽️

Manshine City:

Chris: So, you are a girl?

CD!Yn: Yep!

Chris: Aha... *looks at Nagi, Reo, and Chigiri*

Chigiri, blushing as he avoided eye-contact with YN: WE DIDN'T KNOW, I SWEAR!

Nagi:...

Reo, trying to keep his cool: This is so embarrassing. Explains why I always thought you were too cute for a boy.

CD!Yn: What?

Chris, pulling her behind him: Stay back from my child!

Reo:...

Chigiri:...

Nagi with his Miffy face: Does that mean I can dress you up as a maid?

Chigiri starts nose bleeding, Reo is scolding him, while Yn tries to leave the place.

Chris: 20 laps around the facility, Nagi!

Ubers:

Snuffy: So, only Barou knew about this?

CD!Yn: Well, him, Isagi, Ego-san, and Teieri-san.

Barou is in the corner getting rinsed by Oliver and Sendou on why he didn't tell them.

Oliver: You mean I might have had a shot?

Sendou: So the whole time I was crushing on a real girl?! *blush intensifies*

Niko had already fainted in another corner while Aryu was uncharacteristically silent as he stared at her.

Snuffy: Lorenzo, keep Yn away from these guys.

Lorenzo, already escorting her out: Let's go and get something to eat

CD!Yn: Ok? Did Aryu just faint?!

BM:

Kaiser: There is no way you are a girl! You are flat!-

Noa ends up bonking him on the head.

CD!Yn: And you have rat hair! *embarrassed*

Noa: And you knew this, Isagi?

Isagi, who was trying his best to calm Kurona down: She told me so during our 2nd selection process.

CD!Yn: True! Yukimiya, you haven't blinked once during this whole ordeal.

Yukimiya, in an attempt to rebuke it blinked once: I did! By the way, we can model together.

Hiori, acting like her bodyguard along with Kunigami and Gagamaru

Gagamaru: We will protect you from unwanted attention!

Kunigmai: Just stay around us.

Hiori: Yes! Don't worry, you are in good hands!

CD!Yn: Thank you!

Ness is meanwhile in a corner, recalling that one time he nearly walked in on Yn showering: AHHH! THIS IS ALL A MESS!

Kurona, after finally calming down: either guy or girl, Yn is still the cutest

Isagi: Very true!

PXG:

Charles: Still would date you!

CD!Yn: Date?! Aren't you disgusted I lied?!

Charles: Nope *pulls her into a hug* I still admire your abilities as a midfielder. Besides, I always had a thing for tall girls!

Yn starts blushing more as Ri and Karasu attempt to pull her away.

Rin, unsure about his own feelings for Yn now: Get off of her, you leach!

Karasu, still trying to comprehend he shared a room with a girl: She has her personal space! Let her go.

Charles: No~

CD!YN: C-calm down everyone!

Shidou is meanwhile excited by the idea that he got beat up by a girl once. Tokimitsu is trying to comprehend everything to the best of his abilities.

Tokimitsu: Girl or not, she is still our captain. Tho, I think she would look really cute in a dress *blushes*

Barcha:

Lavinho, absent-mindedly pats her head: Aha... well, that is quite the surprise you made for us, little lady.

CD!Yn: Yeah, sorry about keeping it a secret.

Otoya, slides next to her and put an arm around her shoulder: So, wanna go out? I know the perfect spot around here

Bachira, pouting and trying to pull Yn away: Get your dirty hands off of her, playboy!

Lavinho: You both leave her alone!

JFA was meanwhile calling Anri and Ego on every phone available. The calls varied either between scolding them for keeping this a secret, or offering to transfer Yn into the female national team.

Ego: Absolutely not! She is not leaving this facility and the JFA can't demand that either.

Anri: Yep! Yep! Besides, we will have now a person more to help with practices!

World 5:

Loki: So you are a girl?

CD!Yn: Yes, you took this surprisingly well.

Loki, blushing a little: Well, it was weirder to me that you showed much more empathy to my situation than the rest. This is very mild.

Pablo and Adam are meanwhile in a corner thinking of ideas to protect her from the boys on her team.

Dada: Don't worry, little lady. We will protect you in case this causes you trouble

CD!Yn: Huh? But I don't need protection-

Luna, pats her on the head: If anyone says anything, we will shut them up. Now, what did you say about your parents forcing you into this?

Pablo: I need addresses and names

Adam: Preferably now

CD!Yn gulps in fear as she saw the dark shadows looming over the World 5.

CD!Yn, thinking: should have kept my mouth shut

The rest of the world was either shocked or not that much surprised. The rest of the week is either spent on trying to figure out how Yn was outperforming the rest, while the other part was arguing over who would be the better boyfriend for her.

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knight-princess · 5 months

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Singularly fantastic premise that Brunhilde the kitchen maid was like. those fuckers stole my boyfriend imma go get him back. and she just sets off across the world do just that. Like, the bravery and the stubborn hard headed grit right from the outset is phenomenal. She has no idea that she’s uber powerful magic Elora Danan at that stage, she’s a cook she’s a good cook but Elora Danan is just a myth she’s heard of, but her boyfriend got kidnapped and by god is she gonna help rescue him and no one’s gonna stop her. Power of fucking love baby. Like she might decide she’s not into Airk by the end of the trip but I adore how the basic premise of love is the most powerful force in the universe is her mantra the whole way through like it’s right there right from the get go. And then the way she stands up to the “maybe you should just go home” royal rescue party and goes “look someone has to cook and I tell you what it ain’t gonna be any of you” like Brunhilde the kitchen maid had spunk and I loved her already

#willow 2022 #elora danan #willow thoughts #tbf I don’t know who actually does do all the cooking for the whole trip #bc Elora ended up with her hands very full with magic training #and such #sorry if I’m spelling Brunhilde wrong you get it tho

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coldfanbou · 1 year

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Lewd Thoughts Twice

TWICE

TWICE NAYEON (SUBBY)

TWICE NAYEON 2 (HORNY NEIGHBOR)

TWICE NAYEON 3

TWICE NAYEON 4 (SLUTTY STUDENT)

TWICE NAYEON 5

TWICE NAYEON 6 (GLORY HOLE)

TWICE NAYEON 6.2

TWICE NAYEON 7 (BLOWJOB)

TWICE JEONGYEON

TWICE JEONGYEON 2

TWICE JEONGYEON 3 (STEP MOM)

TWICE MOMO (GANGBANG)

TWICE MOMO 2 (FREE USE)

TWICE MOMO 3 (CHEERLEADER)

TWICE MOMO 4 (SHOWER SEX)

TWICE MOMO 5

TWICE MOMO 6 (NEEDY PREGNANT)

TWICE MOMO 7 (UBER)

TWICE MOMO 8 (BEACH SEX)

TWICE MOMO 9 (LIFEGUARD)

TWICE MOMO 10 (SITTER)

TWICE MOMO 11 feat. EXO KAI

TWICE SANA (BUKKAKE)

TWICE SANA 2 (DEGRADING)

TWICE SANA 3 (MAID)

TWICE SANA 4 (BABYSITTER)

TWICE SANA 5 (STEP DAUGHTER)

TWICE SANA 5.1

TWICE SANA 6 (SCHOOLGIRL)

TWICE SANA 7 (PUBLIC SEX)

TWICE SANA 8 (WEDDING DRESS)

TWICE SANA 9 (THIGHFUCKING)

TWICE JIHYO (MOMMY)

TWICE JIHYO 2

TWICE JIHYO 3 AND MAMAMOO SOLAR

TWICE JIHYO 4

TWICE JIHYO 5 (PREGNANT)

TWICE JIHYO 5.2

TWICE JIHYO 6

TWICE JIHYO 7 (TENNIS COACH)

TWICE JIHYO 8 (CHEERLEADER)

TWICE JIHYO 9

TWICE MINA

TWICE MINA 2 (CUDDLING)

TWICE MINA 3 (BUKKAKE)

TWICE MINA 4 (FACESITTING)

TWICE MINA 5 (WARMING)

TWICE MINA 6 AND LE SSERAFIM KAZUHA

TWICE MINA 7 (BOSSY)

TWICE MINA 8 (CAR SEX)

TWICE MINA 9 (REVERSE COWGIRL)

TWICE DAHYUN

TWICE DAHYUN 2 (ANAL)

TWICE DAHYUN 3 (MRS. CLAUS)

TWICE DAHYUN 4 (NUN)

TWICE DAHYUN 5 (DEEPTHROAT)

TWICE DAHYUN 6 (BACKSHOT)

TWICE CHAEYOUNG AND SOMI (SLUTTY)

TWICE CHAEYOUNG 2

TWICE CHAEYOUNG 3 (CHOKING KINK)

TWICE CHAEYOUNG 4 (SISTER IN LAW)

TWICE TZUYU

TWICE TZUYU 2 (SECRETARY)

TWICE TZUYU 3 (THIGHJOB)

TWICE TZUYU 4 (BREEDING)

TWICE TZUYU 5 (SCHOOL BRAT)

TWICE TZUYU 6 (STRIPPER)

TWICE TZUYU 7 (NAUGHTY STEPSISTER)

TWICE NAYEON JIHYO AND MINA (ORGY)

TWICE MOMO AND JIHYO (GANGBANG)

TWICE SANA AND MINA (CUMSWAP)

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patdkoala · 1 year

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Meant To Be Yours

Pairing: Pedro Pascal x female reader

Warnings: smut, riding, bottom!Pedro, nicknames

I am not an actress. I am not a model. I am not famous in any way shape or form.

I met Pedro at a Mexican restaurant. Not at a convention, not at a concert, not even at some premiere. We met by accident.

I was at the bar ordering drinks for me and my friends who were all seated at the table close by. It was my best friend's bachelorette party.

"Hi, can I get 8 shots of your cheapest tequila? We have got a group of horny women that need to drink," I said as the bartender smiled at me and then he started pouring the drinks as I handed him the cash.

I dropped one of my dollars and so I went to pick it up off the floor but instead this handsome man bent down on the floor and picked up my money and handed it back to me.

"Here you dropped this, sweetheart," He said as I rolled my eyes and took the money from him, and handed it to the bartender.

"Sorry, did I say something wrong?" The man asked as I just stood there and ignored him. "I'm not your sweetheart," I said as he chuckled to himself and then he ordered his drink and walked away.

I took the shots that were on a tray and walked back over to my group of friends.

"Who was that hot guy talking to you?" My best friend asked as I looked back at the bar but the man was gone. "I don't know. He gave me the ick," I said as they all groaned.

"No! Gross, what did he do?"

"He called me sweetheart," I said as a couple of friends groaned and a couple made cute faces. "What? I think it's kind of nice. How old is he? He probably just was talking to you like you are a daughter," One of the friends said as I laughed.

"Yeah, or granddaughter," I said as they all laughed and then we downed our shots and made small talk or had conversations about the upcoming wedding.

The night went on. The restaurant got more crowded and we were all getting overwhelmed.

Ubers were called, boyfriends came to pick them up ( as well as fiancés), and I was the last one standing outside the restaurant.

"Fuck," I muttered to myself as I watched my phone die in my hands.

I looked across the street and saw that there was a pay phone. As I was about to leave the restaurant parking lot, the man from inside the bar stepped outside into the moonlight.

He looked well over 40 but not really 50 yet. No wedding ring meant either divorced or single which was sketchy because of his age.

His hair was dark brown with light grey pieces popping through in the light. His dark brown eyes glistened when he looked at me.

He was tall. Well, tall compared to me. And well dressed. He wore a nice pair of trousers and a nice button-up shirt with a t-shirt underneath. He looked clean and well kept so either this man is gay or the world is finally sending me a message about my impending doom with being an old maid.

"Hey, I'm sorry for calling you sweetheart back in there. I meant it as just a thing to say to a young lady, not something creepy to hit on a lady with," He said as I just stood there and I realized that I had been staring at him.

"No, it's ok. I'm sorry for seeming rude. I thought you were some ugly guy," I said and then I quickly turned red for saying that. Not because I was blushing but because I felt like such an idiot for saying that.

"So it would have been ok to be rude to me if I was an ugly guy?"

"Yes?" I responded now even redder than before.

He laughed it off as I searched my purse for loose change so I could use the payphone.

"I hate to ask but do you have some quarters I could use for the pay phone? My phone died and I need to call a taxi," I said as he just straight up handed me his phone.

"I would offer to drive you home but I don't want you to think I'm a creep."

"I wouldn't think you were a creep," I lied. I totally would. If he was an ugly guy.

"Right. Only if I was an ugly guy," He added.

"So, where is your car?" I asked as I stepped closer toward him and handed him his phone back.

He smirked and then offered his arm for me to take since I was a little wobbly in my heels at the moment.

We walked to this nice big black SUV.

"Damn, either you are a drug dealer or a pimp because I don't know anyone with a badass car like this," I said as I got in the passenger seat.

"You really don't know who I am?" He asked as he got in the driver's seat.

"No? Am I supposed to?"

"You ever see the Mandalorian?"

"No."

"The Last of Us?"

"No."

"Game of Thrones?"

"No."

"Law and Order?"

"No."

"Damn, What do you even watch?"

"I don't have time for tv," I said as I smiled at him.

"Oh. That's cool I guess."

"So, what's your name?" I asked as he pulled out of the parking lot.

"José Pedro Balmaceda Pascal. But, you can just call me Pedro. That's what everyone else calls me," He said as I smiled.

"Well, I want to call you something that no one calls you. So I'm going to call you José. Or brown eyes," I said as he smiled at me as he stopped at a stop sign.

"Well funny enough, someone does call me both of those things," He said as I turned to him. "My mother," He added as I laughed at him.

"What's your name? Because as far as I'm concerned, it's giggles," He said as I laughed again.

No one has ever made me laugh this much.

"(Y/N) (L/N), but you can call me giggles. No one has ever called me that before," I said as he nodded.

We talked the whole drive. He drove for two hours. All over LA.

It wasn't until we noticed that it was 3am.

"Oh my god, I never told you where my house was," I said as he and I laughed so hard.

"Well, are you hungry?" He asked as I shook my head. "Always," I said as he then pulled into a drive-thru.

We ordered the food and laughed at each other the whole ride up to the window.

"Oh my god, you're Pedro Pascal!" The woman at the window screamed as we drove up.

"See? I told you," He said as he took a selfie with the sweet girl.

We ate in the dark parking lot.

We laughed. Talked some more. Ate some more. Laughed some more.

Before we knew it, the sun was rising.

"I wish this night would last forever," I said as he rested his head back on the headrest.

"Yeah, me too," He said as we then just looked at each other.

"I mean, it can. Where do you want to go now? I'll take you anywhere you want to go," He said as I smiled and laughed at him again.

"Home, José. I have to go to work in a few hours," I said as he nodded then I told him my address and he took me home.

The car came to a complete stop in front of my house and I turned to smile at him.

"Thank you for hanging out with me, José," I said as he smiled back at me. "My pleasure, giggles," He said with a wink.

I got out of the car and then as I walked up the front steps to my house, I realized that he was staring at me as I walked up the steps.

I never told him where I work. I hate to sound clique but I work at a coffee shop in downtown LA.

I clocked into work and started my day with 0 hours of sleep. My boss was annoying per usual. Customers were mean per usual.

Except for the one customer that walked in and made my day 100 times better.

"What are you doing here, giggles?" He asked as he walked up to my register. "I could ask you the same thing, José," I said as he smiled and then ordered his INSANE coffee order.

"How are you not dead?" I asked as I handed him the cup. "Dude, I have no idea. My brain is so fried right now."

I laughed at him again and this time he just stood there smiling at me.

"I don't mean to sound so forward but we did spend all night together so, can I get your phone number?" He asked as I continued to laugh.

"Well, then I should probably tell you the truth."

"What are you talking about? Oh no. Are you married or something?" He asked as I shook my head.

"No, but I lied when I said I didn't know who you were. I wanted to humble you." I laughed as he then laughed.

"The truth is that I was late to the bachelorette party because I was sitting in the parking lot watching your hot ones episode and then last night I watched your SNL skits. I also binged all of The Last of Us last week," I said as he stood there and then he nodded.

"Right, well. I won't ask again."

"Ask for what? Do you still want my number? Are you sure? Even though I lied to you?"

"Everyone deserves to be humbled every once in a while," He said as I smiled.

I then turned toward my coworker. "Hey, can you cover me? I'll be back in 30 minutes," I said as she nodded and then I handed her my apron.

I took Pedro by the hand and dragged him outside toward his car.

We go in the back seat.

I pushed him into the car so it was only fitting that he be on the bottom.

"What are we doing here exactly?" He asked as he held onto my hips.

"I am going to ride you before I have to go back to my shift and then you are going to pick me up from my house tonight and take me out on a proper date," I said as I undid his belt. "Is that okay with you?"

He just nodded and then shimmied out of his jeans just enough for me to sit on his dick.

He felt so good.

"God, you feel so good," He said as I moaned and felt my whole body clench around him.

He held onto my hips as if I was filled with helium.

"Don't worry, I'm not going anywhere," I said as he bucked his hips up and moved further into me. "Good, because I won't let you," He said as I screamed out in ecstasy.

I felt him jolt inside of me which was a sign that he was close.

I got off of him and I went back to work.

I just fucked José Pedro Balmaceda Pascal.

Like a girlboss.

#pedro pascal #pedro pascal x reader #pedro pascal smut #pedro pascal would you please let me be your hot young girlfriend

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magalidragon · 6 months

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❄️❄️dashing through the snow ❄️❄️| Jonerys Winter Wonderland | teaser

For prompt Sexy Sleigh Ride 🛷 | also I get my runaway bride fix too 🤭

Tulle flew over her face again; her legs went out from under her, and she was sure now she was showing off her undergarments to the world if anyone decided to take a peek. She cursed in Valyrian, struggling to upright herself, gathering skirts and tearing what she could, and now she was barefoot.

In the snow.

In the winter.

At Winterfell.

And she had no true escape plan.

"At least I'm out," she mumbled, looking up at the open window where she'd fallen from. She took a deep breath and turned, scanning around where she'd ended up.

She was on the north side of the castle, near the stables. The godswood was over to the west, a bit too close for comfort. The kitchens were on the far south side which was good because it was less likely for her to be caught by some cater waiter. All the guests should be seated, but she couldn't risk it.

"Daenerys Targaryen!"

Oh shit.

Dany whipped her head up, in time to see a flame red flash in the window she'd pushed herself out of. "Fuck," she mumbled. It was either Cat or Sansa, both of whom were the worst people in the world and now the hunt was on. She really had to get the fuck out of here.

Keep calm, keep calm.

The cold was starting to get to her, her arms bare in the floaty dress which looked like she'd been painted in feathers. It was beautiful. It was expensive. It was designed by her future sister-in-law.

And she hated it..

It was also not conducive to a winter outdoor wedding or escaping from the roof of a castle. The neck tied around her in a halter style, with rows and rows of floating feathery tulle and lace, fanning out into a train that was longer in the back than the front and was designed to show off the crystal studded heels she’d be wearing and also the matching coat. The coat, of course, she’s left upstairs. Damnit.

The ground was frozen solid, what little not covered in fluffy white snow feeling like cement beneath her bare feet. She gathered her skirts, her skin still flushed and warm from the adrenaline of the escape, and she ignored the beginnings of numbness in her toes, hurrying towards the stables.

There had been a plan, since they'd be going to the other side of the castle for the reception in the great hall, to have the "newlywed car" be a gilded sleigh pulled by reindeer. Yes, fucking reindeer. No horses for the Starks, no, they had to go find bloody reindeer. Like she was Mrs. Claus running off for a getaway weekend with Santa. She would have preferred a dragon.

Unfortunately there were no dragons to be had, so Dany had to settle for a reindeer.

Along the stables the reindeer were already hooked up to the newlywed sleigh, along with several others that would shepherd guests back and forth. Like Christmas Ubers or something. She could not believe the shit that Robb's family wanted to pull for this wedding. It was seriously the event of the decade, but she was going to throw a massive wrench into that plan.

Dany was surprised she wasn't hearing whistles and dogs barking-- wolves in the case of the Starks-- being set off to hunt her down and drag her bodily back to the godswood to continue the wedding. "What are you doing?" she hissed to herself, her head buzzing.

Running away from a miserable future.

Gods, she had to get out of here. She was freezing, she had no shoes, and honestly she just had to ride this psychosis to the end and figure it out later.

Missandei, her maid of honor, would undoubtedly know what happened when no wedding occurred and she’d hightail it to her hotel at the B&B in Wintertown, so Dany might as well head there. She glanced sideways.

At the reindeer.

“Bingpot,” she muttered, sprinting to the sleigh. She clambered up and into the monstrosity, silver and bedecked with bells and ribbon. The reindeer hitched up to it turned its head to curiously peer in her direction. She lifted reins and called out. “Mush!”

Nothing happened.

Hmm. “Go!” she shouted. She tugged on the reins. She knew how to ride horses and grew up with them. Reindeer were just fluffy horses with antlers right? Nothing again. The reindeer turned its head back around and carried on eating from the container attached to the hitching post. Dany closed her eyes, dripping her head. “What are you doing?” she repeated, rhis time a whisper.

“Yes, what are you doing?”

The voice, raspy and deep behind her, came from beneath the flannel blankets piled in the seat behind her. Dany screamed, throwing the reins in the air, startled and that did it. The reindeer pulled his head from the food and immediately began to run, making for the open gate.

Damn a sleigh moved fast.

Wind caught at her skirts, pulling them back around her and she flailed, caught off guard and not secure in her seat.

Owner of the voice cursed, tossed a cigarette she hadn’t even smelled or noticed over the side into the snow and jumped over from the back into the seat beside her, a blur of black leather and denim. He snatched the reins and pulled on them, bringing the reindeer to a manageable trot, and brought the sleigh over to the side of the main drive out of the castle grounds.

And the man she was in love with— who was definitely not her finance— whipped his head around, dark curls flying about his pale face and his gray eyes flashing.

“Daenerys Targaryen what the fuck are you doing?”

Dany didn’t even think— she hadn’t so far— blurting out: “I’m running away.”

There was a quiet beat, and then he smiled, long and slow, white teeth flashing canine like against his dark beard. “Well. We best get going then.”

And Jon snow turned away from her and snapped the reins, the reindeer running off and speeding the sleigh away from Winterfell.

#jonerys #jonerys au #my fics #my moodboards #fic teaser #snowxstormworld #joneryswinterwonderland2023

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luna-3-clips · 9 months

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Dude, the Ubers Blue Lock players is such a random selection of people

Like, you have a weeby, slightly goth, softie, cutie pie, smol boi who's acutally not smol and is 173cm (5'8.1).. he's taller than I thought.

And you have a fashionista, beauty-guy, talks like he's a French fashion designer, stick bug, VERY tall woman-with-abs look-alike.

You have a dude with a worse superiority complex than Kaiser, thinks he's a king, most-likely into rock and roll, maid who hates it but embraces the role every day.

Then you have a womanizer, snake man, GORGEOUS eyes, Swedish fish guy, looks like he's a lot older than he actually is, is apparently taller than the previous guy.

And you have a wannabe womanizer, can't make up his mind on the women he likes, gets shipped with his best friend (guy above), half the fandom gets his hair color wrong.

#blue lock #bllk #ubers #blue lock ubers #ikki niko #aryu jyubei #barou shoei #oliver aiku #shuto sendo

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sirfrogsworth · 5 months

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That's an... interesting... biography of Marx.

I like the pink text as well.

I'm not entirely sure what "crap" they are referring to. All I said was that the idea of a managerial class and "everyday citizen" sounded familiar. I made no commentary about Marx—good, bad, or neutral.

Also, I think several of those mentioned were also pretty crusty.

Hobbes looked a bit like a retired pirate.

Voltaire, though. He was a sassy bitch.

And Descartes looked like he was a bow and arrow away from saving Maid Marian from the Sheriff of Nottingham.

Marx just looked like Communist Santa. He's fine. And I think a Ph.D. in philosophy is probably a good start when devising an economic philosophy.

They both have philosophy right in the name.

Plus I don't know any PolySci majors that I'd trust to reinvent our economic system. I'll ask if they think they are qualified the next time need to Uber somewhere.

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What do you think of the Love at First Sight trope, especially when it comes to the early Disney Princess movies? Some people may find love at first sight to be hackneyed or outdated these days, but I am very interested in what you have to say about it. I don't think you ever talked about it at length.

I think it's beautiful. A lot of people bash on it for not being realistic, but there's something to be said for things that are either aspirational or simply escapist. And, honestly, I don't think it's that bad of a thing to glorify or like? It's a fantasy- Cinderella has a pumpkin coach, not an uber lol it's totally feasible that she'd meet the love of her life while going to a ball that her Fairy Godmother sent to and it is to distinguish that, in these universes, these are the loves of their life (otherwise Snow White and Aurora still would've been under sleeping curses). And I think, in the age where most people can't even get someone to commit or a text back after a first date, being able to see the example of someone as steadfast as Snow White's Prince, who continues to look for her for seasons even when she seems lost to him, is something that is refreshing and healthy.

They each go about showcasing this notion in different ways. Snow White is an orphan with no one in the world that loves her, and her wish in the well is very clear. "I'm dreaming of the nice things he'll say." Before it can echo back to her, she finds him- the literal answer to her hopes and dreams. That's so empowering to me? That she believed she was enough and wanted better for herself, and knew what she wanted, and that his existence was contingent upon her wish in the well. It's a young, sweet romance- that's so pure. When he sings of his love being "constant and true," we see it in the film, as he continues to search for her until the very end and which lends credence to Snow White singing "Someday My Prince Will Come." She doesn't stress over whether they will ever see one another, because despite the time or distance that might separate them, they're never lost to one another. That's why she tells the hag, "Well, there is someone" when she's asked if that's someone she loves.

Cinderella and Charming's love is also different- neither of them were looking for it or expected it. Cinderella never mentions wanting love, nor does Charming; to the contrary, Charming is placed in front of an endless bevy of beautiful women, decked out in the finest clothing they have, and he's unimpressed (I dare anyone to tell me that his interest in Cinderella was based on looks). Appearances mean little to nothing to him. While we listen to the Grand Duke's metatextual speech though, we see Charming spot Cinderella out from the crowd and approach her. "There she stands, the girl of his dreams. Who she is or whence she came, he knows not. Nor does he care. But his heart tells him that here, here is the maid predestined to be his bride." It's a pure vibes thing, and when you are in contact with that person you were meant for, many consider this to be a twin flame, it changes everything. That's why Charming knew he could never go back to life the way it was before the ball after Cinderella left; he couldn't live a life without her. I also think it's so fitting for them and cute that they vibed out for hours at the ball, considering Cinderella fighting so hard to go to a party so that she could enjoy herself.

Aurora and Phillip also have their unique connection. They're both extremely romantic and fantasy oriented- Phillip literally slays a dragon for Aurora's honor and promises to renounce the throne after meeting her for a single afternoon. Aurora, while she returns to the castle to fulfill her royal obligation, feels that life without him is empty and can't contemplate a life without love- it'd be like a bird without a song. While they have different temperaments and characters, I think they compliment one another beautifully and have such great chemistry that it truly does feel as though they'd met once upon a dream.

In any of these cases, if the connections were shallow or something where one forgot about the other the next day, that'd be another matter entirely. But they were all willing to fight for their love, show commitment under extreme circumstances, a unyielding devotion, and both a chemistry and a connection that was special unto each pairing and underlined a natural affinity toward one another so I don't see what's wrong with it and I lean more toward these types of relationships over the Disney ones where they just yell at one another repeatedly or resort to physical violence for comedy.

#ask #thej13579

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Silly question but...are kings allowed to go to brothels? I've seen people say they can bring whores to the castle but not go out. This is about Aegon.

Yes ...

I don't know where people got that idea.

About 100 pages into "A Game of Thrones" you find out that Robert has favorite brothels that he visits frequently.

In a "Clash of Kings" Tyrion finds several passagesways from the Red Keep to Brothel Cellars. It's how he smuggled Shae in and out of the Red Keep in the books.

The main problem I think is that people get confused with the show, who generally - for time purposes - had the whores come to the royal chambers. But in reality, at least in the books, bringing strange women into private or secret areas is a huge blunder. It's King's Landing, you have no idea who works for who, or what their game is. You generally never bring a whore to your own place.

Not only is it dangerous personally, but politically. If you're married, especially to a High Born Lady, you are expected to keep appearances of a happy or at least a stable marriage. If you are bringing whores into your marriage bed you are spitting on the social fabric of the society and there will be consequences from your In-laws who have considerable power.

The one thing they got right about Aegon is that he does not do his weird shit in the Red Keep and doesn't humiliate Helaena by doing it in the marriage bed or in front of her. His perversions are well-known by some, but it is kept to the seediest parts of King's Landing. And if you're there, and see him, it's most likely that you are also up to dark things.

This is why the literal last minute add on of the rape of Helaena's maid by Sara Hess is so fucking out of character, not only for Aegon but for the ASoIaF Universe in general. Nobles and Royalty do not get to just do whatever the fuck they want. There are rules that even they live by and enforced by other Great Houses. Aegon would not sully his reputation and certainly not Helaena's by raping her Lady's Maid, in their apartments. Not only would he lower himself in standing with his peers, of which is everything in King's Landing, but he would fear reprisals from Alicent and Criston - in the books at least - for disrespecting Helaena in such a blantant and obvious way.

He can fuck his wife's lady's maid all he wants, but it ain't gonna be in their apartment, and he wouldn't get away with raping her under his own roof. The idea that the Kingsguard don't do anything and can't do anything is a D&D "Game of Thrones" contrivance. If the King or Queen puts down an edict for the entire brotherhood, they carry it out. If Alicent puts behavioral standards on Aegon, than Criston is making sure that his sworn shield knows that Aegon ain't getting nothing but Helaena's sweet ass - in which then, they have no say.

No Kingsguard is gonna allow a prince - not even a crowned one - rape a maid when they have strict orders from the king that Aegon's behavior be stopped. "Fire & Blood" was clear that Viserys and Alicent - and probably Criston - had enough of Aegon's frat-boy antics and forced him to marry Helaena to bring him into a more wholesome world. You don't think that Alicent didn't make it clear to Criston during their private cuddle time that Aegon's life of whoring was at an end - with a poignant stare that only he knows.

Anyway, my point being is that in the GRRM canon of the ASoIaF Universe, most people - especially the Kings - go to the brothel, they, under no circumstances, bring them home like Uber-fucking-eats, cause that's the epidemy of stupidity in King's Landing.

#House of the Dragon #Game of Thrones #Aegon II Targaryen #Helaena Targaryen #Alicent Hightower #Criston Cole #Alicole

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daaddysworld · 1 year

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Neymars Slxt..

TRIGGER WARNING THIS INVOLVES- SMUT, DEGRATION, KINKY

Neymar x Female Reader

You were searching the web for a job when you found one that sparked your interests. "Hmm... Neymar JR is looking for a Chef/Maid" You said. "Ooo Y/N you should really try and get that job!" Your friend Y/FN said. You sent an application in for the job, waiting anxiously for the awnser. You and Y/FN were catching up , its been forever since you guys caught up. You curiously asked "Why were you so invested in me getting that job?" Y/FN didnt reply instead she showed you a clip of him, she then showed you his social medias. "Does that explain why?" Y/FN said with a smirk on her face, she noticed you blushing just by seeing the videos. "Well- okay.." You said looking back at your laptop seeing a reply. "OMG OMG!!" You screamed, Y/FN looked at you. "Whats wrong?" Y/FN said. "They replied" You said in a very exited tone. You clicked on the email, Then you saw neymars number and a 'congradulations you got the job' Y/FN Started jumping up and down. "Do you know what this means? " Y/FN asked. "Your gonna famous!" Y/FN said. You giggled "Well im going now i have a job to do" You said smiling back at Y/FN. "oh okay Ta-ta!" Y/FN said. When the uber pulled up to Neymars house you gasped "wow this is huge" When you stepped out, the uber driver popped the trunk open and passed you your bags "Heres your baggage" Your uber driver said. You took your bags and headed to the front door, when you rung the door bell it took quite a while for Neymar to awnser, and he wasn't even the one that awnsered his son did. "You must be Davi" You said "Mhm, come in" Davi said. Davi showed you your room and walked off, probably playing his playstation. When you finished unpacking you went down stairs. "Hey Davi wanna play outside?" You asked Davi "Yes please, can we play soccer? Theres a ball in dads room, can you get it?" Davi said " Oh sure. Wait outside for me, ill go grab it." You replied. You thought to yourself "should i really be doing this? I mean I'm entering Neymar's room without his permission? Ill just grab the ball and walk out.." When you opened the door you saw Neymar in bed naked, you tried to look away but it was so long and thick. It kept drawing your attention to it, eventually you found the ball on his bed side table. You grabbed it and went to walk away, but Neymar grabbed your hips and pulled you in "Where are you going Y/N?" He said with a cheeky smirk, you looked at him "I-I w-was getting t-the ball s-so m-me and Davi c-can play soccer-" you said stuttering some of your words. "Shh, he'll be fine. Play with me for a bit" You'd notice he was hard, then look back at him nervously. You were so wet. "Can I?" Neymar asked, you nodded and he pulled your panties off. Rubbing your clit in a circular motion at a good rate. You moaned quietly, He pulled you onto the bed, you realised what he was gonna do and you nodded. He bent you over then slapped your ass. "You were so wet you little slut." Neymar said. He slid his big cock into your vagina "Fuck your pussy is so tight he said gripping your ass. He was going so fast, its like hes been wanting to do this forever. He grunted meanwhile you were a moaning mess, moaning every time it slid in and out. "Fuuckk... Your so tight i think I'm gonna" He came inside of you making you feel amazing. He slapped your ass one more time. "I-I better go play soccer with Davi now.." you said "ill join in" Neymar said smirking at you..

Will this continue?

Are you just his one night stand?

Do you even mean anything to him?

#neymar jr smut #neymar jr #neymarjr #smut #degration

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