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Jon Moxley vs Brodie Lee
EVOLVE 4: July 23, 2010
#jon moxley#wrestlingedit#moxleyedit#evolve#evolve 4#evolve wrestling#sheslikealostflower#moxreigns#wrestling#*#gifs*#twink!mox
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(๑･̑◡･̑๑) I love him
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Mariah moaning when saying Toni's name like that. Girl you're gonna be in so many fanfics now.
#This is a joke because like nobody writes f/f#Y'all know if that was some blonde twink boy saying it about like Mox or Kenny you'd be written them getting railed like#right now#Tragically I kind of don't write for Toni#But if Mariah interacts with Kris...OH BOY#wtf i like wrestling now???#in which sara liveblogs
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Mox vs Moriarty is gonna fuck
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me, watching old mox matches where he’s being slammed through barbed wire tables & such: but he’s...he’s just a little guy. just a little guy.
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Tiktok and Twitter have been spamming really good baby mox era edits and IM BACK ON MY BULLSHIT GUYS!!!
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i know its no ones call but nature but i miss fluffy hair jon moxley, jesus christ
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If you rather want to see Mox kiss some annoying twink than one of the few genuine bears on the roster, you're simply wrong and don't deserve him.
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Weekly Wrapup 1/14/24
Top five smashable wrestlers this week:
Hikaru Shida - 89.7% smash
Jon Moxley (CZW Era) - 82.3% smash
Lita - 76.8% smash
Jey Uso - 74% smash
Abadon - 67.7% smash
More stats under the cut, along with my observations, commentary, and some of my favorite tags...
Bottom five smashable wrestlers this week:
Charlie Dempsey - 22.1% smash
Marko Stunt - 30.7% smash
Mark Andrews - 35.5% smash
Nick Jackson - 40.0% smash
Timothy Thatcher - 46.5% smash
Most total votes this week (most enthusiasm)
Nick Jackson - 408 votes
Matt Jackson - 375 votes
Jon Moxley (CZW Era) - 344 votes
Abadon - 297 votes
Jey Uso - 277 votes
And least total votes this week (least enthusiasm)
Mark Andrews - 183 votes
Bad Dude Tito - 210 votes
Sherri Martel - 214 votes
Timothy Thatcher - 215 votes
Lita - 220 votes
The closest poll was Bad Dude Tito, who lost 102-108.
Top Ten Overall
Kris Statlander - 91% smash
Athena - 90.2% smash
Hikaru Shida - 89.7% smash
Minoru Suzuki (Young Variant) - 88.7% smash
Swerve Strickland - 88.3% smash
Hangman Adam Page - 86.4% smash
Bianca Belair - 86.4% smash
Hikuleo - 86.0% smash
Jon Moxley (AEW Era) - 84.8% smash
Rhea Ripley - 84.2% smash
Bottom Ten Overall
Vince McMahon - 3.9% smash
Kane (Corporate variant) - 10.1% smash
Miracle Violence Connection - 11.8% smash
Triple H (Terra Ryzing variant) - 18.6% smash
Charlie Dempsey - 22.1% smash
The Boogeyman - 22.6% smash
Brock Lesnar - 23.2% smash
Marty Scurll - 23.8% smash
Ranjin Singh - 24.7% smash
Ink Inc. - 25.0% smash
Top Women Overall
Kris Statlander - 91% smash
Athena - 90.2% smash
Hikaru Shida - 89.7% smash
Bianca Belair - 86.4% smash
Rhea Ripley - 84.2% smash
Bottom Women Overall
Carmella - 47.8% smash
Julia Hart (Cheerleader Variant) - 49.8% smash
Sherri Martel - 63.1% smash
Aubrey Edwards - 66.1% smash
Sonya Deville - 70.1% smash
Top Men Overall
Minoru Suzuki (Young Variant) - 88.7% smash
Swerve Strickland - 88.3% smash
Hangman Adam Page - 86.4% smash
Hikuleo - 86.0% smash
Jon Moxley - 84.8% smash
Top Tag Teams
The Golden Lovers - 80.4% smash
Best Friends - 66.7% smash
Motor City Machine Guns - 65.5% smash
Young Bucks - 43.8% smash
Ink Inc. - 25% smash
Average Smash Rating
Week 1: 52.7%
Week 2: 57.7%
Week 3: 54.4%
Week 4: 62.9%
Week 5: 58.4%
Week 6: 55.9%
Week 7: 59.6%
Week 8: 56.7%
Some fun stuff happened for this week. The community did its best to rally around poor Nick Jackson. Unfortunately, that wasn't enough to get him over the 50% smash mark. However, he received the sixth most votes out of all the polls so far. He just also received the second most pass votes out of all the polls (second only to Vince McMahon back in week 2). Meanwhile, Matt received the ninth most total votes, but he came in at 59.2% smash.
The apple fell pretty far from the tree for nepo baby Charlie Dempsey. For those who aren't aware, he's William Regal's son. William Regal's vote was 65.6% smash, while Charlie Dempsey's result was 22.1% smash. Maybe he'll grow up and get more smashable over time. These polls do seem to trend toward Sexualizing That Old Man. Someday I'm gonna use this data to make some charts, and one of them is gonna be wrestler age vs smash rating.
And now for some of my favorite tags and comments
@angelkitty32001 on Mox: #i would run through walls for twink era mox
@beefyandbloody on Matt Jackson: #he's got nice hair and tits and puppy eyes i am smashing Gently because he looks like a sensitive young man
@scissormedaddyass on Matt Jackson: #judging by his lack of reciprocity in pokemon go i KNOW it would be extremely unsatisfying#but i need to pull this man’s hair so badly
@schmidtho on Matt Jackson: #my instinct is smash but if HES a brat and IM a brat then who’s taming this this????
@daphne-minor on Nick Jackson: I bet all y’all pass people regret your vote now that Nick looks like an Italian porn gangster who sells counterfeit LSD at playgrounds
@cheapheat on Marko Stunt: #not very attractive to me unfortunately also the youth pastor thing seals it#I hope they canonize killswitch eating him though
@pavlovean on Jey Uso: #i love jey uso with all of my heart#but less like an object of romantic or sexual affection and more like a pathetic sopping wet kitten i found on the streets#nevertheless i would smash if given the chance
Honorable mention to EVERYONE who reblogged Nick Jackson and did their best to rally others to their cause.
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what is it about mox and oc that they're almost always the ones having intensely homoerotic/sexual bullying matches
oc is relatively small for a wrestler and he ragdolls well so bigger wrestlers look really good manhandling him. and he's a crowd fav so bullying him is an easy way to establish heel cred so people do it a lot. despite his actual age he looks like a twink plus he gets really red and all his selling looks like someone is Putting It In
mox is a brawler/shooter type so his matches are just really physical and there's a lot of "ground and pound" (this is a real mma term) also for someone as big and burly as him, the way he moves is really... sensual at times? see: the trademark mox shimmy, the way he paces and stretches before matches. and he's a blood freak painslut. we know this
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#jon moxley#wrestlingedit#moxleyedit#hwa#aew#sheslikealostflower#moxreigns#wrestling#*#gifs*#twink!mox
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Darby heard an argument. Unfortunately it seemed to be becoming a frequent one between Billy Gunn and Christian Cage. and it was over the stupidest shit. which one could call themselves 'daddy'. He must have laughed aloud because suddenly the groups eyes were on him.
"What do you want, twink?" Billy asked
Darby rolled his eyes "Neither of you are 'daddy'. Takes a special kind for that."
the older men scoffed at his words.
“Baby, get that sweet ass over here so I can fuck you into next week.” Mox grabs Darby by the waist and shoves him against the other wall. “Oh. Were you in the middle of something?” he asked as he looks at Billy Gunn and Christian.
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Okay maybe I wasn't done....Seth/anyone 13, bonus for the complimentee being super suspicious
Pretty Hot Cute
13: complimenting their appearance
Sarah you're in trouble what have I done.
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"Your hair looks amazing today."
Seth tries not to make any sudden movements as Matt Jackson turns around slowly, with the most skeptical look in history on his face. "Excuse me?"
"Your hair," Seth says, keeping his tone even. He resists the urge to reach out and touch. "I mean, it always looks great, but those little braids are - are pretty." He presses his lips together. "Just a compliment."
Matt narrows his eyes. "You never compliment people," he says, and maybe he's right to be suspicious but it's still annoying. "What do you want?"
"I - I don't want anything!" Seth says. "You look hot today and I'm commenting on it. Sue me."
Matt grins. "You didn't say hot the first time."
"I - no, but -"
"You think I'm hot?"
Seth rolls his eyes. "Okay, you know you - look like that." He's not used to being flustered. He wonders briefly if this is what being a top is like.
"But you think I'm hot," Matt says. He steps into Seth's face until Seth bumps against the wall behind him. This is not what he expected this visit to be like. Matt's presence is undeniably magnetic in the ring - there's a reason he and his brother have built an empire by betting on themselves - but it's disconcerting outside of it. He's confident and knows exactly what he's doing as he twirls a lock of hair around his fingertip. Seth exhales slowly, and Matt grins like he's just caught his prey. "What? You shy all of a sudden?"
Seth shakes his head. "Just, uh. Didn't expect this from you, is all." He laughs. "Usually that's my job."
"What's your job?" Matt asks, fluttering sinfully long eyelashes.
"Th-that!" Seth says. "The being all flirty and cute thing."
"You think I'm cute, too?"
Seth groans. "I'm not used to being on this end of it."
Matt's grin is somehow devilish and sweet, and Seth isn't strong enough to resist the urge to taste it. He leans down and kisses Matt gently, soft enough that he could move away if he wants but firm in a way he hopes Matt understands.
Matt pulls back a few seconds later, eyes gigantic and sweet. Seth gets what Mox has been talking about. His entire demeanor has shifted - the casual confidence, the quick wit, all replaced with a sweet, complacent grin and fingertips on Seth's arm.
"Once Dynamite's over," Seth says, running a thumb along Matt's cheekbone and getting fluttering eyelashes and sweetly parted lips in response, "you should come to my hotel room."
Matt nods, a slowly smile spreading across his face. "I should," he agrees. "I'll see you there."
#MattSeth#SURPRISE EXCEPT NOT I AM PREDICTABLE!!!#Look I want Mox's formerly known as twinks to fall in love#Matt Attrackson#in which sara writes#wtf i like wrestling now???#sarahcakes613
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Mox. " I want that twink obliterated!"
Cesaro "We already took out Kinoshita"
Mox "No the other Twink"
Danielson "you're going to have to be more specific this is AEW"
AEW is definitely full of twinks who want to be obliterated.
*Konosuke
*Claudio
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long hair mox -> himbo
baby mox -> twink
dean -> twunk
late stage dean -> otter
current mox -> twink pretending to be a bear
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None of Moxxie's flashback with Chaz showed anything romantic, and that actually makes me uncomfortable. I'm not sure how old Chaz is, but he reminds me of those adults that look for young people who are inexperienced to defile them.
TW: HOMOPHOBIA, SEXUAL HARASSMENT, GROOMING.
It does kind of feel like Chaz was grooming Crim's son.
He also let the arranged marriage happen, and didnt mind sexually harassing Moxxie once he was no longer giving him what he wants.
The show, of course, sexualizing the situation, as even if moments where the sa is "sad" the show still wants to have it sexualized one way or another, while also having their cake and eating it too by giving Moxxie a "pitty" scene because of what happened to go "OH NO! CHAZ DID SA! HOW SAD! FEEL BAD FOR MOX HERE WHILE WE LAUGH AT HIM BEING SA'D BY BLITZ EVERYWHERE ELSE! SO WE CAN MAKE BLITZ LOOK LIKE A BETTER PERSON THAT HE ACTUALLY IS FOR DOING THE SAME THING- BUT WORSE!" but then having more cake and eating it too by also going "BUT WERE ALSO GOING TO HAVE BLITZ HAVE SEX WITH THE GUY WHO JUST VIOLATED MOXXIE IN THE ROOM NEXT DOOR! Because gay men only want one thing, and that's sex and control over other people! Love? Actually love where no alterior motive from a gay man? What's that? Never heard of it! So here's someone crying about having been assaulted while you're supposed to laugh at the fact that his abuser is having sex with another of his abusers off screen!"
-and having ANOTHER cake by going "It was just a plan, he didnt actually do this for alterior motives (psst. yes he did, yes he fucking did.), Blitz just wanted to help! It's not like he could have just snuck into the car and did this in a way that didnt involve traumatizing you further as "comedic effect! Because that's not hypocritical and more like "I need you to not get hurt for the job!" than "I want to save you because I love you!"" and ANOTHER cake by going "Homosexual men can love too- OH WAIT! Not really because it's only when they're being "tamed" by a woman! Otherwise they're sexual predators waiting to prowl on innocent bi twinks with wives! So we basically only want them to be straight, but made them bi to cover up the fact that we only use our gay man in the show to be predators or fetishized one way or another!-and use the fact that they're bi as an excuse to sexualize the male attracted part of them or demonize it while having the "true love!" be with a girl! Because really- we wanted them to be straight, but made them bi at the last second to cover up our own internalized homophobia with gay men! Oh no, hide your children and women the gay men are comi- oh WAIT! I mean.... HOMOPHOBIA BAED GAY AND BISEXUAL ARE NOT THE SAME WE'RE PROGRESSIVE AND GOOD PEOPLE WE SWEA-"
I know ive said this before, but this episode, forced gay/mlm marriage and all, really felt like I was looking at "gay hate" art from a homophobe. It's just gives gross feelings all around. It literally had not just a homophobe spewing hate, but the episode itself being homophobic by having the only mlm marraige in the show be a forced one covered in dildos (how nice... /s) and then have the man he's forced to marry be a sex predator that his wife must save him from. Again- how the hell did Vivziepop read her own script and not find this entire premise to be homophobic?! HOW?! Again, look at the contrast, and try to tell me, to my face, that this does "NOT!" feel homophobic to you in any shape or form.
Literally, this entire scene was two gay men who sa'ed this bisexual man, who has a wife, having sex next door and traumatizing the man who has a wife because "HUR DUR MALE PREFERENCE BAAAAED!" while the bisexual man cries about being forced to marry a man while looking at pictures of his wife and crying about how he's going to be forced to marry a "sex predator" gay male stereotype that his "loving wife" will save him from, and oh yeah, the episode is about how the bi man being sa'ed and abused is wrong and how murder is "so terrible to do!" while the writers laugh at him being abused everywhere else and HB is about murder!
Again- read this out loud, and tell me how it makes you feel. Because for me, this felt like one of the the most homophobic things that I have ever summarized- and that's really saying something.
In summary: The creators are hypocrites, have internalized homophobia, and this entire episode honestly should have never existed- it's that bad and contridicts Moxxie's entire arcs with how he's supposed to be "more of a man!" but at the same time "be proud of being feminine except NOT REALLY-" So actually, everything with this show contridicts itself now that I think about it...
Also just to respond to this comment real quick: That's nice and all, until you realize that the entire episode was doing the exact thing you claimed it "wasnt" doing. Also "all gay men" you know what "gay" means? "Gay" means to be attracted to the same sex, it can be used in different contexts, same with how the entire community coined what was once considered as the "gay" flag. As the definition literally reads: "Gay men are male homosexuals. Some bisexual and homoromantic men may also dually identify as gay, and a number of young gay men also identify as queer." so if anything, saying "You're not gay, you're bi!" or "You're not gay, you're pan! You cant call yourself or other people gay, even a fictional character, if they're pan!" unintentionally erases the many people in the world who still say both things to describe themselves. It's the same as how not everyone who's lgbtq+ calls themselves "queer" yet lots of people call us "queer" anyway. So calling the fact that as someone who calls myself "gay", that "YOU'RE QUEERING "WRONG!" YOU CANT CALL A HOMOSEXUAL PERSON "GAY AND CAN ONLY DO THAT IF ITS A MAN WHO JUST LIKES MEN!" is queer gatekeeping as hell. Hell, the episode tried to do this kind of gatekeeping too, which makes no sense, and if they wanted to present this in a way that didnt intentionally erase the fact that a bisexual person can call themself "gay" they could have just had the balls/vag to have Crim call Moxxie a "f^ggot", you know... an actually homophobic term? Because I see what they were trying to do with Crim (like say "Not every homosexual person is the same we have different labels!") but the way it was executed felt more like "Im not gay! Im bisexual!" as in "you cant CALL me gay in any context because im bisexual!" which felt very weird to me as someone who's bi. The episode and how it presents gay/homosexual men in such a fetishized, looked down upon, or dehumanized way doesnt make this any better.
#helluva boss#helluva boss season two#helluva critical#helluva boss criticism#tw homophobia#ok the post if fixed you guys can read it now#also you know what- fuck it. try showing this to someone who's never seen Helluva Boss tell them its from a homophobe-#tell them that the wedding scene is from a homophobe-#and see if they beleive you or not.#im serious I actually want to know how people would react.
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