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the-slowest-turtle · 21 days
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alr im kinda late to this but wtv
if this post gets to 5k notes ill start to get back into writing lwymmd again (i havent updated it in months ;-;)
if this post gets to 10k notes ill release my original novel (forever an outcast) to wp
and since ik no ones gonna see this, i can safely procrastinate in peace :D
edit: GUYS I POSTED THIS 13 MIN AGO HOW ARE YALL ALR ALMOST AT 300-
edit: not yall using arson to spam this 😭
edit: 1000 NOTES IN LESS THAN A DAY WHAT THE DUCK
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lesbianleonardo · 1 year
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sooo normal about this (lying)
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lesbianturtle · 1 year
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goongala-great actually killed me and then leo being a show off😭
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luminescentturtle · 3 months
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(i think tumblr murdered the quality on this one lmao, might have to click on it)
finally caught up with cob... MY FUCKING BOY!!! LOOK WHAT THEY'VE DONE TO MY BOY
anyhoo go read City of Blank by @66sharkteeth, it's so insanely good and also it will make you CRY
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tmnt-tychou · 3 months
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The age-related question about Splinter kinda made me sad to think the boys could potentially live upto 150-200 while Splinter would most likely pass away at their late 20's/early 30's ☹️. Though, it would be bittersweet if before that any of the boys got a girlfriend and by then Splinter would be so loose about it even if their GF was a psychopath or she had a loose screw in her head because Splinter wants to at least see his 1st grandkid before passing away of old age regardless of what his other sons say about it
There isn't a question here, so I'm not sure how to respond. But since we're on the subject of Splinter, I'd like to share my fan theory that the further Splinter is removed from Hamato Yoshi, the worse ninjas his turtles are. (And also the less sense their rivalry with Shredder makes.) So the best ninjas in the TMNT universes are the ones where Hamato Yoshi--a ninja master--is Splinter. This gives the turtles a direct pipeline to a master teacher and would thus have the most to teach them. This includes the 80's cartoon turtles, 2012, IDW and Rise. Having access to a master increases the turtle's chances of becoming a master themselves at a younger age. (Rise might be the exception, as we saw that he didn't really get serious about teaching his kids until they were teenagers, so they would most likely take a little longer to master their craft. But then again, Rise has the most terrifying villains and thus forced the boys to adapt or die.) 2003 turtles are a special case. Splinter was not Hamato Yoshi, but we find in the series that Splinter still had access to Yoshi's spirit and his knowledge to pass on to his students. But even then, when Leonardo surpassed Splinter's teachings, he had to then send Leo out to find a new master- The Ancient One- to continue his training.
Next would be the 90's turtles where Splinter was also Yoshi's pet rat, but seemed to pick up a LOT in both the fighting style and the philosophy of ninjitsu.
Lower on the totem pole would be the Bayverse turtles, where Splinter taught them from a book he found. And I would argue that they're not necessarily good ninjas. They are passable ninjas. They're just so fucking huge it's very difficult for anyone to beat them. And despite their strength, they still barely won against shredder because they had the muscle, but not the skills. (And Splinter's face off with Shredder in the lair made no sense because they had never met each other before.)
Coming in last would be Mutant Mayhem turtles, who learned martial arts from watching movies. I think the introduction of the Shredder could give these kids a wake up call to how little they know about ninjitsu--if the writers had any sense of self awareness of the origin they gave this series. It will be interesting to see exactly how Shredder relates to everything that happens in this universe.
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turtleplushi · 1 year
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I love how Magolor's dialogue can range from being all formal like "I do hope you'll take me up on my generous offer" to "Sorry my dude" and "The Lor is a beast"
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sowacream · 1 year
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baxter stickman
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{A little turtle appears.}
*chirp?*
Leo?!
*picking up leo carefully*
What happened to ya? Why are you small?
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parttimesarah · 7 months
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Something different, but I have really been in need of a good giggle and the ending of this KILLS ME! I hope it makes you giggle too!
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the-slowest-turtle · 6 days
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to prove a point to @book-girl4eva 🙄
reblog if u think @book-girl4eva is pretty
@loife1m @dafantasyqueen @hijabi-flavored-nerd @fish-ofishial123 @sleep-can-wait
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lesbianleonardo · 1 year
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the light switch😭😭
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lesbianturtle · 1 year
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but it might be something really good!
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luminescentturtle · 2 months
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god this country is fucking sick. funding genocide and claiming a two-spirit kid was at fault for their own murder and stripping away our rights and we’re constantly told that america is sooo just and good. its bullshit and im angry and scared and theres nothing i can do. fuck biden and rest in peace nex. you deserved to grow up
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leenaur143 · 8 months
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Bad Lawyer & Crazy Dog, an unconventional love story
JUST FINISHED THE LAST EPISODE OF LAWS OF ATTRACTION!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Okay this is your HUGE spoiler warning because I have so many thoughts and my love for this show knows no bounds but I don't wanna take away from the magic of living it through on your own so go watch it!!!
Overall episode rating: 9.5/10
Overall show rating: 10/10
I was so tempted to take away points for that SILLY GUITAR AND THE SINGING 😭🤣 but it's fine they can't help that they're in love dhhxhdj
So, currently writing this at midnight just after 2/9/2023 which was Tinn and Charn's wedding day!!!!!!! These two goofs have come so far and yeah, couldn't be happier for them 🫶
I took a pause in the middle of the episode to collate my thoughts and here was the list I made about the first half:
1. the mma boxing unconventional fight between tinn and nawin, it was giving 'youtube boxing: worst bits!' but it made me laugh so its fine 😭
2. thee having no one truly there for him except tan - his fellow bodyguards didn't even back him, meaning ever since he started working for tan's family he truly has known no one who cares and loves him deeply which 🥹😭 how did he manage to stay so kind through all that
3. thattep that psychopath.
4. nawin being the best character ever
5. how similar nawin and charn are (one just has a few dozen more braincells than the other
6. how charn planned that entire plot knowing the risks not only to his physical self but knowing he could be risking his entire career but he's ready to do that as we saw when thattep called him to prison 🤧👏
7. the one guy that said you dropped the soap in the prison showers 🥲
8. tan using his annoyingness to his advantage and celebrating being banned from an airline - the most tan thing to do tbh
9. thee and tinn link up AGAIN!!!
10. the wedding talk made me emosh.. the entire proposal (lets ignore the singing but even that wouldnt wipe the huge grin off my face as i was watching it) i love the storyline of the song though (hats off to that tumblr user who explained the story behind the song, this was perfect
11. emotional during the seeking of blessings from charn's mum
12. grandma is a gem 💯
13. maya and rose doing so much to help the people they love - they truly are the MVPs
14. tongkhao's dream living on 🥹 all she wanted on Tinn's birthday was for him to be happy and start a family with someone he loves, and he did it 🥹😭🤧
Also, completely ignore the fact that I skimmed over the whole exposing scene because it was decent but I knew, I just knew Charn wasn't gonna die today and a bullet wouldn't be the thing that ended him so IM GLAD I WAS RIGHT 😭
The wedding! OH THE WEDDING 🥹👏 It was beautiful, just everyone who loves them there and present in form or in spirit - seeing the dolls and knowing Tonkhao was there just 🥹 maybe I'm just an emotional wreck but this episode really got me in my feels
I did laugh my butt off when they were taking wedding photos because why so stiff 😭🤣 It served prom in a nice way WHICH IS FINE it was just looking a bit awkward and hence it was funny 🤭
Also I could write entire essays about Tan's storyline but the fact that he never held any resentment for his dad even after all of THAT is just astounding, and it highlighted how even though Thee and Tan are very different, down to their core values, they're the same which is why they're perfect for each other
Speaking of perfect for each other, seeing Rose and Maya get engaged!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHH I WAS SO HAPPY FOR THEMM
When Tinn said 'one day' concerning the conversation about the legality of same sex marriage in Thailand, I got in my feels again as you can probably gather is a common theme here, and I realised how much good shows like this promote.. and yeah I won't waffle on too much about that but it was really powerful 🥹
All in all, if we learnt anything from Laws of Attraction, I'd comfortably say it would be... how to say doll in Thai 🤣 (WHAT? It sounds so amazing! tuktā (pronounced too-ka-ta), it's a much better word!)
No, but seriously, what a show, I'd definitely recommend watching it and I hope, whoever is still reading my midnight rambles, enjoys it as much as I did 🫰
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turtleplushi · 8 months
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Meta Knight needs so much therapy, if only there was a therapist in Cappy Town that could-
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turtledoggydraws · 4 months
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Happy Holidays everyone! May you all stay cozy and loved with your family and friends!
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