Ingo shouldn’t be flexing on an elongated muskrat.

like yeah. this IS funny. its funny the whole blue website is making fun of the other blue website crashing and burning. but theyre not your friend. theyre not joking with you because they have a personality.

it is a company. with financial interests. and tumblrs board of whatever has learned with shit like blaze and failed campaigns before that if they make it weird and ironic and different enough that ppl will buy. bc theyre marketing their brand. this is their brand now--irony and hellsite (affectionate) and being the last weird and genuine semi popular social media.

and thats whats dangerous. bc yall dont seem to realize that. tumblr is not any different from other social media at its core. this website sucks, in a fuckload of ways. and i know its been funny the last 6 months hyping up "god it sucks but at least its not facebook or twitter" but it feels like some ppl here took that seriously and now feel obligated to defend their Favorite Corporate Social Media With A Badly Paid Twitter Intern as if they lost their sense and become one of those ao3 defenders constantly talking abt "keeping the lights on!!!"

yall just look embarassing with this shit and then rbing posts abt leftism and bullying advertisers off

you should get the checkmark 100% if you have money to spare for it

it would not harm me financially, and I am very seriously considering doing this

Pay attention to me, tumblrinas 😈 I payed $8 USD to tell you I'm important!

Tumblr is officially verified on Twitter with a yellow checkmark while selling double blue checkmarks on their platform to make fun of Twitter. I don't know I just find that hilarious. Tumblr really checkmated Twitter here. 😂

You get it? "Check"mated...because of the checkmarks! Whatever you get it. ☑️☑️

Blue checks have appeared on mobile and I am psyched to finally know definitively which of you beloved mutuals have the Most Internet Clout

did I spend $8 for a tiny blue check mark... yes... but its cool and therefore I’m cool

I did a thing... Tumblr for the win...

Important blue checkmarks, which I have two of now! Might turn into a bunch of crabs at any time tho! EVEN BETTER! 

Nothing brings me as much satisfaction as seeing those Important Blue Internet Checkmarks™️

The fact that I howled with laughter! Tumblr has no chill!

gonna buy my friends some tumblr blue check marks as a joke bc they will eventually turn into crabs 🦀

send your friends some crabs disguised as blue check marks today!

You can get them in pin format now! For letting everyone you pass know that you paid Tumblr $6 and so that you can maintain your status if the hellsite ever crashes.

tumblr should allow you to pay to remove someone else’s blue checkmark

time to browse tumblr- huh? what's that

let's try zooming in a little

it seems like a checkmark of sorts? in a platter? let's zoom in more

there's something written on it, but it's blurry... i bet i can check the image in a new tab-

oh. huh

Tumblr needs a gaming badge. Honestly would have expected that to be one of the first badges they made after the blue checkmarks.

Y'all realize the blue checks are crab eggs, right?