Try That In a Small Town 🇺🇲

Fucked up doing this on Tribal lands, I hope they enjoy their stay in Nixon.

These jackwagons are protesting for climate and against capitalism? Did they drag all that crap out there by bike? And then think 500 vehicles idling on SR 447 was somehow going to help the planet.

Get the fuck out of here with that noise. Damned shame the Ranger is in trouble now. I thought he handled this perfectly. Just another example of people thinking they can do whatever they want on Native lands.

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Jason aldean started a race war because he’s a coward who ran off stage while his fans were being murdered in Las Vegas.

As a queer person who grew up and lived in a rural southern county for 25 years, people who romanticize ~small towns~ are irritating as all hell and the actual appeal for them is like 2% hunting, fishing, and mud bogging, 1% tacky ass farmhouse decor, and 97% living a community where minorities are isolated, under-represented, and disempowered.

"You have a problem with Try That In A Small Town but you're okay with WAP?"

Yes. That is correct. Try That In A Small Town is racist. There's nothing wrong with WAP.

The internet remains undefeated

I am absolutely certain that when Jason Aldean sings, “Sucker punch a guy on the sidewalk,” he’s mad about this:

If there’s anything wrong with “Try That In A Small Town” it’s that it doesn’t go hard enough. “Simple Man” by Charlie Daniels is over 35 years old and way more hardcore than the Aldean song.