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sex is like dark souls. difficult to master. easy to kill yourself on accident. patches is there
#thanks for everyone who voted in that poll btw#probably gonna use bernahl for a soulsborne blog!!#i gotta start a new ER run.. prep for the dlc#misc: my posts#soulsborne#dark souls#elden ring#trusty patches#patches the hyena#patches the untethered#patches the spider
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draws for soulsborne zine
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Me meeting Patches in Fromsoftware games
#bloodborne#soulsborne#dark souls#elden ring#dark souls 3#demon's souls#patches the hyena#patches the spider#patches the unbreakable#patches the untethered#trusty patches#patches
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Based on this and this.
#elden ring#soulsborne#hyetta#lightseeker hyetta#patches#patches the untethered#trusty patches#shabriri grapes#its paint asshole#memes#edits
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#dark souls#dark souls 1#trusty patches#I just had to lmao thanks#also it helps me avoid your TRUE intentions#fugg you kat. fugg you#it's katya#val-responds#shitposting
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Patches in every other game: a person betrayed by the unfair system and deeply resenting greed of mankind, becoming an asshole that survives by stealing shit and feels justified especially if he steals from people in power WITHIN this corrupted system
Patches in Bloodborne: reads books until he becomes a spider.
#soulsborne#bloodborne#shitposting#patches the spider#trusty patches#patches the hyena#unbreakable patches#patches the untethered#(hhhhhhhrghg h how many nametags does this asshole have!!!!!!!!!)#(I will just call him Patches Soulsborne in the end lol)
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Patches will steal anything even birthdays.
#demon's souls#dark souls#dark souls 3#bloodborne#elden ring#patches the hyena#patches the unbreakable#trusty patches#spider patches#patches the untethered#headcanon
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#i seen this template and immediately thought of him</3#ive been playing demons souls and i just got to PATCHES so he has been on my mind in general#demons souls patches is. he is a bit frightful i will not tell a FIB 💀#patches#trusty patches#oh god how many patches do i tag#patches the untethered#unbreakable patches#patches the hyena#elden ring#dark souls
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GRAND FINAL
Propaganda Below ☟☟☟
Patches
"He's just. He's everything. He's bald. He's cringe. He wants to kill you so bad but his grand tactic is going "look over there" and pushing you down a hole. The second you might be hostile he begs for his life. I love him."
"He's my best friend forever and he's a sick freak"
"the way that man crouches"
"Patches"
"HAVE YOU S E E N HIM"
"just look at him . hes a sopping wet failure of a man . i want him"
"In Elden Ring he literally begs for mercy after hitting him a few times and kicks you off a ledge in every game he appears in, he’s a rat bastard. A bald rat bastard but one none the less. One we are all infuriated with but still appreciate him."
"It’s Patches must there be more to say?"
Rya
"snake :)"
"Her quest literally ends with her begging you to kill her. She such a sweet heart it breaks me, my angel girl you irl made me cry"
#Final#trusty patches#patches the untethered#patches the hyena#patches the spider#rya#rya elden ring#rya the scout#zorayas#elden ring#demon souls#dark souls#fromsoftware#fromsoft
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Patches, the Untethered || Boss Designs of Elden Ring #7
Patches is a recurring character with his origins all the way back in an Armored Core game, whom From Software then brought back again and again in Demon's Souls through to Elden Ring. He is almost a stock character, like you'd get in a commedia delle'arte, being a roguish, sort-of-charming, gleefully treacherous little bastard of a man, cheerfully betraying the player in every which way he can think of.
And yet... he is not hated. Players leave fond messages around where he is found, warning others to treat him like a friend (albeit a friend you should keep an eye on).
Let's discuss...
#tbskyen#boss designs of elden ring#patches the hyena#patches the untethered#trusty patches#dark souls#soulsborne#elden ring#Youtube
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YOU!
YEAH HIM!
Squatches the PATCHES!
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The face of a man who would never betray you. Not in a million years. Hey look down this hole for me buddy.
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some more soulsborne shitposts that i forgot to post here
#bloodborne#dark souls#micolash host of the nightmare#edgar choir intelligencer#patches the spider#trusty patches#solaire of astora
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SOULSTOBER 2023 DAY 6 – BETRAYAL
guys i'm quite sure this time he won't kick us down a very tall cliff to our almost certain death and comment something about stealing our belonging from our corpse and then little guy his way out when we go to slice him in half this time. like come on look at him. he's called trusty patches not lying patches right???? ^_^
#patches#trusty patches#dark souls#elden ring#soulsborne#soulstober#demon's souls#my drawing#colored stuff
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👨🦲
#patches#dark souls 3#dark souls#dark souls remastered#trusty patches#elden ring#unbreakable patches#sketch
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