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eva-birdman-art · 10 months

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I keep finding these photos on pinterest so I made some trigun shitpost with it

#trigun #trigun 98 #trigun maximum #trigun fanart #trigun shitpost #vash the stampede #nicolas d wolfwood #legato bluesummers #wolfwood #vashwood #my art

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vitamimesea · 1 year

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the 3 flavors of babygirl

#trigun #trigun stampede #trigun maximum #trigun 98 #trigun anime #vash the stampede #vash my beloved #trimax #trigun meme #alignment chart #finished all trigun media today and i'm ok :)#sike #trigun shitpost #vitamimesea art

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hashtagcaneven · 2 months

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#kursed #kursed valentines #trigun valentines #trigun #trigun maximum #trimax #vashwood #vash the stampede #nicholas d wolfwood #nicholas the punisher #trigun shitpost

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ragdull2underscore · 2 months

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#trigun #trigun maximum #trimax spoilers #trigun spoilers #trigun shitpost #felt like it

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kittywritesfic · 11 months

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#trigun #vashwood #trigun stampede #vash the stampede #nicholas d wolfwood #trigun shitpost #it's probably been done

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tyriq-edits · 11 months

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The duality of man aka.: when he is both your little pog champ and your poor little meow meow

#edit #trigun #trigun movie #trigun shitpost #trigun stampede #vash the stampede #trigun 98 #trigun stuff #trigun badlands rumble #vashwood #video editing #meme #trigun meme #trigun 2023 #tristamp #trimax

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varilien · 1 year

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he’s fine

#trigun #trigun stampede #trigun fanart #vash #vash the stampede #trigun shitpost #weird hour to be posting i know but i keep forgetting about this lmao #that sure was a show huh #videos

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anyasathenaeum · 8 months

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Not really nsfw but a crack-ish fic where Knives is trying to kidnap/threaten Vash's s/o and they just tell him "I fucked your brother, shitlips" and he starts arguing with them (they keep saying it) for at least 30 minutes until Vash shows up.

A/N: Okay this just made me burst into laughter, what a chaotic idea. I LOVE it. Sorry it's short but it's my first ever crack-fic

Warnings: MINORS DNI, Explicit mentions of sex, This is Absolutely Not Serious™, please enjoy chaos and Knives getting annoyed

"You will obey me, or else, I will-"

"You'll what? You won't do anything because jokes on you, I already slept with your brother," You immediately cut Knives off, grinning a bit maniacally at him.

Knives' eyes widened and he just stared at you for a moment.

"What?"

"I slept with your brother," You repeated, grinning even more maniacally. Despite you clearly being in a position of vulnerability, tied up and restrained, you were loving this and decided if you were gonna be unhinged, you would push the envelope as far as you could.

"You... what?"

Knives continued to just stare at you, confusion and lack of understanding clear in his pale eyes.

You let out a borderline-unhinged laugh, "What aren't you getting here, buddy? I. Slept. With. Your. Brother. I fucked Vash, which was amazing, by the way! I'm really glad we finally slept together, it took FOREVER for him to get the hint!"

Knives just rubbed his eyes with his hand and sighed exasperatedly, trying to keep himself calm and still maintain his intimidating facade, "As I was saying, you-"

"Fucked Vash, you betcha I did! Many times, actually!"

Oh, this was getting fun. You wanted to see how annoyed you could get Knives, partly out of the want to just frustrate and irritate him, and partly because you knew Vash would definitely be on his way to save you.

Knives scowled at you and just looked down at you as he got close to your face, anger clear in his features.

"Would you shut up about-"

"Fucking Vash? Never. And trust me, after the kind of sex we had? I'm NEVER shutting up about it ever again."

Knives let out an exasperated yell, "Are you kidding me?! Stop talking about sleeping with my brother!"

"Four times, Knives! Four orgasms in the span of ten minutes, I mean, what kind of man can pull that off?! It was impressive, I felt like I had no bones left in my body, and-"

"ENOUGH!"

Knives bellowed loud enough to actually silence for you, but it didn't wipe away the grin on your face. You couldn't help but stifle a laugh as you saw how red Knives' face was and how annoyed he was.

"What, jealous you aren't getting laid, Knives? I must say, the whole 'murdering the human race' vibe you've got going on might be the reason."

You couldn't believe you were pushing this far, but all your shame was out the window now - it was all or nothing at this point.

"I swear, if you don't stop talking about- about-," Knives spluttered angrily, but you immediately interjected before he could get too far.

"What? Sex? Are you so shy that you can't even say the word, Knives?" You teased mercilessly.

"Why are you two talking about sex?"

Both you and Knives turned to see Vash standing there, looking extremely confused and a bit of an amused expression on his face despite his gun being drawn.

"Get them out of my sight," Knives immediately snapped, just about throwing you across the room at Vash, "I give up. I never want to see them again, they're useless to me. Both of you, leave now, before they start talking about... about..."

"Sex?"

"OUT!"