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mouthpiece-simp · 1 year
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treekiller x reader please?? i love my man spruce so much…
Treekiller x Reader Headcanons
Feels nice to be "bark" writing headcanons and returning to my roots. Okay, I'll admit that was terrible and I should leaf the puns alone. I shouldn't be trying to branch out into comedy.
...I'd post more tree puns here, but I think I'm stumped.
🪵You? Liking Spruce? Your friends thought you were joking, but when you started blushing they realized... oh, you're not joking.
🪵So they decided to tell Spruce because they thought it was funny.
🪵He basically laughed at them and told them it was a good joke and that toons and Cogs will always hate each other.
🪵And then the next time he saw you and realized the way you were acting, he realized... oh, they weren't joking.
🪵He decided to heck with it! Why not give it a swing? Worst case scenario, he just has to chop you out of his life.
🪵So he asked you out, and you said yes... and that's how you started dating!
🪵Spruce isn't much for giving physical affection since it's just not really his love language, but he's absolutely not complaining if you give him a hug or even a kiss.
🪵His hugs are back breaking... you'll have to remind him not to snap you like a twig.
🪵He sometimes likes to pick you up and spin you around.
🪵But his main love languages are acts of service and gift giving, so he does that a lot.
🪵Need any work done? It's done. From repairing a broken sink to grabbing you some gags at the gag shop {he said he was curious about silliness to convince the clerk}, he can help you with just about anything.
🪵And the gifts he gives you? They're all home made... usually out of the trees he cut down that day. Or maybe he'll just cut down a few more perfect trees because you only deserve the finest quality gifts.
🪵You now have several chairs, some boxes, a new bedframe, a new wardrobe, a new desk, a bird feeder {??? do toons even use those???}, several tables... heck even a whole new porch! How many trees have died for your beautiful luxuries? Don't ask... and don't go looking around Acorn Acres.
🪵I hope you're not too keen on helping the environment because Spruce does not care AT ALL about it. He doesn't do stuff like littering just because it looks unprofessional, but he doesn't care about trying to use clean energy and other things like that. You will have a tough time convincing him to care.
🪵You are not getting the sawdust out of your house now, sorry. Spruce just has it all over him no matter how hard he tries to get it off before coming to see you. It will be all over your floor and your furniture, get into your blankets and clothes... Yeah, it's basically glitter except it doesn't sparkle.
🪵Spruce grinds his teeth at night {at least the log prevents him from grinding his teeth together?}, so don't be surprised if he doesn't feel like talking for a few minutes after he wakes up. Ice packs, kisses, and cuddles are very much appreciated while he's still in a lot of pain.
🪵Speaking of being in pain, if he ever finds out that you went sad he'll do his best to find out who did it and put them on the chopping block. If they happen to be a Bossbot, they're almost guaranteed cut out of the picture because of his close friendship with Chip.
🪵To relieve stress, Spruce cuts down trees. If you see him cutting down more trees than usual or when he's not on the clock, you should probably ask him if he's okay.
🪵He likes to randomly shower you with tons of compliments just to make you get embarrassed. It's kinda his way of flirting.
🪵He's got a loud, hearty laughter. You can't help but giggle with him every time you hear it because it's contagious. He uses that to his advantage as his way of giving you a toon-up.
🪵Toons and Cogs alike will always wonder how Spruce of all Cogs ended up dating a toon. Expect both of you to be constantly asked how it works, how it happened, ETC.
🪵You'll hear tree and axe puns on the daily.
🪵Spruce is definitely an honest guy who works hard and is kinda misunderstood by a lot of people, but you get to see the real him.
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Toontown Corporate Clash 1.3 Manager x Reader Relationship Headcanon Masterlist
Maybe I'll add a fancy banner here at some point, IDK, I'm not an artist.
Not taking anymore requests because life is pain, but thank you all so much for your interest and support!
Completed:
Street Managers:
🤿 Deep Diver 🤿
🛡️ Gatekeeper 🛡️
🔔 Bellringer 🔔
☎️ Mouthpiece ☎️
Playground Managers:
🧠 Prethinker 🧠
⛈️ Rainmaker ⛈️
🎩 Witch Hunter 🎩
🎹 Major Player 🎹
📝 Chainsaw Consultant 📝
Polycules:
🔥 Firestarter 🔥 & 🎸 Pacesetter 🎸
Current Queue:
🌑 Plutocrat 🌑
📺 Multislacker 📺
🎰 Duck Shuffler 🎰
⛈️ Rainmaker ⛈️ & 🤿 Deep Diver 🤿
Others I Haven't Done Yet:
🪓 Treekiller 🪓
🦉 Featherbedder 🦉
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mouthpiece-simp · 1 year
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Table of Contents
0.0: Guide
0.0 - Guide
1.0 - Blog Posts
1.1 - Finished Manager x Readers
1.2 - Finished Manager x Managers
1.3 - Planned Posts/Queue
2.0 - Rules to Request
2.1 - The Rules
2.2 - Open/Close Status
1.0: Blog Posts
1.1: Finished Manager x Readers
🔔Bellringer x Reader🔔
🔔Bellringer x Transmasc Reader🔔
🪚Chainsaw Consultant x Reader🪚
📚Chief Legal Officer x Reader📚
🫧Deep Diver x Reader 🫧
🎰Duck Shuffler x Reader🎰
🔥Firestarter x Reader {Platonic}🔥
⚔️Gatekeeper x Reader⚔️
🚦Land Acquisition Architect x Reader🚦
🎹Major Player x Reader🎹
☎️Mouthpiece x Reader☎️
📺Multislacker x Reader📺
👟Pacesetter x Human/Singer/Woman Reader👟
🧠Prethinker x Reader🧠
🧱Public Relations Representative x Reader🧱
⛈️Rainmaker x Cog Reader⛈️
⛈️Rainmaker x Reader⛈️
🪵Treekiller x Reader🪵
🔱Witchhunter x Reader🔱
1.2: Finished Manager x Managers
🔔🧠Bellringer x Prethinker🧠🔔
🫧⚔️⛈️Deep Diver x Gatekeeper x Rainmaker⛈️⚔️🫧
🛢️🚦🧱Derrick Man x Land Acquisition Architect x Public Relations Representative🧱🚦🛢️
🔥👟Firestarter x Pacesetter👟🔥
🔥👟Firestarter x Pacesetter {Part 2}👟🔥
1.3: Planned Posts/Queue
As requests are permanently closed, there is no queue. I will not be writing any more posts.
2.0: Rules to Request
2.1: The Rules
NO NSFW, gore, violence, or really anything that isn't family friendly. I may make occasional vague references to these topics but I will never go into detail and you cannot request them explicitly.
Polyamory is okay!
The preferred method of a request is an ask, but basically any way you can contact me is a valid form of requesting.
Joke requests are okay as long as the joke isn't inappropriate.
Unless you specify what you want, I will default to the reader being a toon of ambiguous gender, color, species, accessories, laff, ETC.
I will not be doing requests for AUs of the managers like human AUs and such, HOWEVER if you have a personal headcanon you'd like me to include {such as a manager being trans} then please let me know.
Please make your language very clear about what you want so I don't get confused... LOL.
Once I acknowledge/accept your request, it will move to the planned posts/queue section until I complete it.
2.2: Open/Close Status
Requests are currently CLOSED permanently.
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