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mouthpiece-simp · 10 months
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I think this is the closest I'm gonna get to reviving my HCs on AO3. Reblogging this on my alt just to leave it there.
Do YOU simp for Cogs?
Of course you do, you're on Clash Tumblr. Great! Wanna read a bunch of stories about them? Great! Cause I'm writing them.
Check it out on AO3:
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mouthpiece-simp · 10 months
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So um have you heard the news
The update? Yes......
Grandma's calling.
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mouthpiece-simp · 11 months
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hey, are you doing ok? haven’t posted in a while, everything alright?
Honestly, I got really burnt out writing headcanons. I'd be trying really hard to just keep up with the queue, but it only got longer and longer... so I just gave up without saying anything. But I have considered making a revival of my headcanons on my AO3, not only to make them easier to navigate but also hopefully because traffic would be a little bit slower and more manageable.
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mouthpiece-simp · 1 year
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Happen to like a certain cute telephone grandma Mouthpiece?
Me too! So I made a club about it... and you should come join it.
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Message me if you wanna join! There's no other members at the moment besides my alt {I liked my club mates too much on my main to leave and join this one!!!}, but I'm hoping to change that.
Hey! I know I've kinda died again as far as writing those HCs goes. I've been real busy IRL as well as on other places of the Internet. I'll get to them whenever I can get to them, but I'll do my best to make that be in a timely manner.
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mouthpiece-simp · 1 year
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today i learmt that crt monitors are slightly radioactive
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mouthpiece-simp · 1 year
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if u wouldnt mind, id love to see some prr x reader headcanons ;w;
Public Relations Representative x Reader Headcanons
Once again I'm gonna pretend Winston can actually leave the tower... lol. It's just easier that way... if you wanted HCs where he can't leave the tower just ask again!!
🧱You couldn't help but catch feelings for this goofy guy. He was always trying to relate to the toons, and you found yourself really admiring his efforts.
🧱So one day you decided to go on a walk with him and then confess. He noticed you were oddly quiet the whole time and knew you had something to say, so he wasn't really surprised when you confessed.
🧱He decided to agree to go on a date with you!
🧱And then said that the two of you were kinda already on one... lol.
🧱So the two of you were dating after that.
🧱Winston's data on a lot of things is missing or corrupted, so you'll have to re-teach him some basic things. He won't even realize his data is corrupted sometimes.
🧱He loves hugs and cuddles, even if he glitches away a lot. He's always extremely apologetic about it and clearly feels really guilty.
🧱If you try to help him get fixed up, he'll be SO grateful to you forever. {I HC that C.O.G.S. Inc. won't pay for his repairs and he couldn't afford them but has been tryna save up for it while he slowly falls apart more and more}.
🧱Winston will always want to hold your hand. He says it makes him feel like the two of you are together for everything.
🧱How many compliments do you get? Yes. C'mon, he's in PR, of course he's gonna know his way with words and schmooze you a bit {but he doesn't have any ulterior motive I promise}.
🧱He's also a bit old fashioned sometimes when it comes to gift giving and even pet names. You're not sure where it comes from.
🧱Winston is REALLY good at convincing you and other people to do whatever he wants. He doesn't really use his power of persuasion on you, but he uses it all the time on just about anyone else {and as you've noticed, basically 24/7 while he's at work}.
🧱Expect to see a lot of attempts to act toony or participate in toony activities. He just thinks that toons are so fascinating since they're so different from Cogs... and he's also learning how to appeal to toons better.
🧱His favorite place to hang out with you is Ye Olde Toontowne since that's where the two of you met and it reminds him of all the good memories you've had together.
🧱If he starts glitching really badly, you may have to help comfort him since it's really stressful and disorienting for him. He doesn't really show it so it will take some time for him to open up about that, though.
🧱If you want to make Winston get really flustered, just kiss him over and over. Words don't have as much of an impact on him since he manipulates them on the daily, but physical affection is something he's not used to {and will always get kinda flustered about... lol}.
🧱He's pretty goofy and his favorite toony activity to do is pulling the occasional harmless, fun prank. You might wake up splattering a cream pie into your own face or slipping on a puddle of water carefully placed outside your house...
🧱Once he even jumped out of a giant cake to surprise you for your birthday {and he was holding a smaller cake so you could still eat something yummy}.
🧱Basically imagine a pretty typical PR guy who's always trying to cover their behind but goofy and glitchy and that's Winston. Now imagine the glitchy goofy PR guy constantly giving you compliments and wanting to hug and kiss you constantly.
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mouthpiece-simp · 1 year
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treekiller x reader please?? i love my man spruce so much…
Treekiller x Reader Headcanons
Feels nice to be "bark" writing headcanons and returning to my roots. Okay, I'll admit that was terrible and I should leaf the puns alone. I shouldn't be trying to branch out into comedy.
...I'd post more tree puns here, but I think I'm stumped.
🪵You? Liking Spruce? Your friends thought you were joking, but when you started blushing they realized... oh, you're not joking.
🪵So they decided to tell Spruce because they thought it was funny.
🪵He basically laughed at them and told them it was a good joke and that toons and Cogs will always hate each other.
🪵And then the next time he saw you and realized the way you were acting, he realized... oh, they weren't joking.
🪵He decided to heck with it! Why not give it a swing? Worst case scenario, he just has to chop you out of his life.
🪵So he asked you out, and you said yes... and that's how you started dating!
🪵Spruce isn't much for giving physical affection since it's just not really his love language, but he's absolutely not complaining if you give him a hug or even a kiss.
🪵His hugs are back breaking... you'll have to remind him not to snap you like a twig.
🪵He sometimes likes to pick you up and spin you around.
🪵But his main love languages are acts of service and gift giving, so he does that a lot.
🪵Need any work done? It's done. From repairing a broken sink to grabbing you some gags at the gag shop {he said he was curious about silliness to convince the clerk}, he can help you with just about anything.
🪵And the gifts he gives you? They're all home made... usually out of the trees he cut down that day. Or maybe he'll just cut down a few more perfect trees because you only deserve the finest quality gifts.
🪵You now have several chairs, some boxes, a new bedframe, a new wardrobe, a new desk, a bird feeder {??? do toons even use those???}, several tables... heck even a whole new porch! How many trees have died for your beautiful luxuries? Don't ask... and don't go looking around Acorn Acres.
🪵I hope you're not too keen on helping the environment because Spruce does not care AT ALL about it. He doesn't do stuff like littering just because it looks unprofessional, but he doesn't care about trying to use clean energy and other things like that. You will have a tough time convincing him to care.
🪵You are not getting the sawdust out of your house now, sorry. Spruce just has it all over him no matter how hard he tries to get it off before coming to see you. It will be all over your floor and your furniture, get into your blankets and clothes... Yeah, it's basically glitter except it doesn't sparkle.
🪵Spruce grinds his teeth at night {at least the log prevents him from grinding his teeth together?}, so don't be surprised if he doesn't feel like talking for a few minutes after he wakes up. Ice packs, kisses, and cuddles are very much appreciated while he's still in a lot of pain.
🪵Speaking of being in pain, if he ever finds out that you went sad he'll do his best to find out who did it and put them on the chopping block. If they happen to be a Bossbot, they're almost guaranteed cut out of the picture because of his close friendship with Chip.
🪵To relieve stress, Spruce cuts down trees. If you see him cutting down more trees than usual or when he's not on the clock, you should probably ask him if he's okay.
🪵He likes to randomly shower you with tons of compliments just to make you get embarrassed. It's kinda his way of flirting.
🪵He's got a loud, hearty laughter. You can't help but giggle with him every time you hear it because it's contagious. He uses that to his advantage as his way of giving you a toon-up.
🪵Toons and Cogs alike will always wonder how Spruce of all Cogs ended up dating a toon. Expect both of you to be constantly asked how it works, how it happened, ETC.
🪵You'll hear tree and axe puns on the daily.
🪵Spruce is definitely an honest guy who works hard and is kinda misunderstood by a lot of people, but you get to see the real him.
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mouthpiece-simp · 1 year
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Bellringer x Prethinker Headcanons
Hooray I'm finally back to writing HCs! I kept having to delay coming back to these further and further because life kept happening. Now I can finally write my own dang request to myself... lol.
🔔🧠These two were unlikely friends for a while, and both of them realized they'd grown feelings for each other.
🔔🧠Brian would've just kept it to himself or gone into full panic mode trying to decide how to confess, but not Ben. He made the first move and was like, REALLY flirty throughout the entire confession.
🔔🧠Brian is SPEECHLESS... and very red. He tried to get himself to say some kind of nonsense about how intellectuals didn't let emotions sway them, but it came out as, "Uh... Ben, um... myself... uh... I... m-must be malfunctioning... I-"
🔔🧠Poor guy was so embarrassed that Ben had to help him calm down to actually articulate a response. And no, he wasn't malfunctioning.
🔔🧠After an uncomfortably long silence, Brian finally sheepishly admits that he likes Ben too.
🔔🧠And that's how they started dating...
🔔🧠Ben LOVES to pick up his boyfriend. It makes Brian get really embarrassed every time, but he actually really enjoys it.
🔔🧠He's also really flirty all the time because he thinks it's fun to embarrass Brian.
🔔🧠Brian will want Ben to be as happy as possible, so he will make entire spreadsheets, forumulas, ETC. trying to calculate and take note of the best things to say or do in every possible scenario he can think of. Ben keeps trying to tell him to just be himself and not try to impress him, but it doesn't seem to get through to him yet.
🔔🧠Ben's healing bell not only heals Cog HP, but it also has a calming effect on Cogs. He will use that to his advantage if Brian starts getting too stressed and anxious {which is often}.
🔔🧠When he's overhealed from Ben, Brian gets pretty overconfident in his ability to fight toons. This confidence can be easily shattered if one of the toons asks him why he's overhealed because he won't want to admit he got help from another Cog- especially to the toons!
🔔🧠Both of them are really good at cooking, but they absolutely CANNOT be in the kitchen together. Ben is more about "cooking with passion makes it taste better" while Brian is incredibly particular and scientific about his cooking. Also, Brian will point out every single health code violation that Ben made {even if it's as minor as hot holding food for 5 minutes at 160°F when it's about to go on the table at room temperature anyways}.
🔔🧠So they take turns cooking meals while the other does the dishes since it was the best compromise they could come to.
🔔🧠Surprisingly, Brian actually sometimes calls Ben pet names. Usually it's half sarcastically, but he does do it occasionally. By the way, most of the time the pet name is honey.
🔔🧠Instead of asking for help, if he needs to reach the top shelf he basically tries to do the typical standing on his tippy toes, jumping up and down, getting a stepping stool, or just outright climbing to get the thing he wants. If Ben notices this happening, he'll get the thing and tell him to just ask him for help next time {he won't}.
🔔🧠Ben will gossip about anyone and everyone, and Brian likes to listen to all of it. But he also likes to secretly get "equal revenge" on anyone Ben doesn't like, ranging from breaking into their house to replace all the batteries with dead/almost dead ones to just straight up doing whatever they did to Ben back to them.
🔔🧠Once he catches wind of this, he'll ask Brian to stop because it is hurtful even if it's funny. So instead they end up becoming that couple that gossips about EVERYBODY and just judge from a distance. Since talking poorly of people behind their backs is definitely not hurtful!
🔔🧠Ben is now really into [insert video game you think Brian would play here] because Brian forced him to play it.
🔔🧠Basically imagine an anxious nerd dating a really flirty guy who doesn't ever shut up and that's their relationship dynamic LOL.
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mouthpiece-simp · 1 year
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BONG BONG BONG
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mouthpiece-simp · 1 year
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can we please get some more Flint x Graham headcanons? I really like the ones you already posted for them, and I'd love to see what else you have for them :D
Firestarter x Pacesetter Headcanons {Part 2}
Here's part 1 if you're new here and didn't see it. And now, onwards with more headcanons about these gay dorks.
🔥👟Graham is always encouraging Flint to get out of his shy, introverted shell and do something bold. Flint has yet to attempt to do anything actually bold.
🔥👟Both of these guys cannot cook. Graham just sets the temperature too high wanting to cook it fast and burns the outside while leaving the inside untouched, but Flint just kinda burns everything. They have to get takeout a lot.
🔥👟There is a lot of one carrying the other that happens. Graham just kinda picks up Flint whenever he wants, but Flint only picks up Graham if he asks first.
🔥👟Graham LOVES to surprise Flint with a bunch of hugs and kisses out of nowhere. Flint's face is so hot it can give third degree burns, so he either has to kiss somewhere else or get creative {he does both or just disregards fire safety}.
🔥👟Because of his own recklessness, Flint has to do a lot of first aid on Graham. Be it because he fell while running and scraped his knee or burned himself on his boyfriend's fire head, he gets hurt a lot. Of course, he's quick to make a huge scene about it and complain that he needs his Finty every single time.
🔥👟Graham will convince Flint to collab with him on his upcoming album, and then he'll use the fact Flint helped out as like a huge selling point just so he can brag to the whole world about how much he loves his boyfriend. There will also literally be a song called "I love Flint" in said album.
🔥👟Flint doesn't realize it, but when he's about to fall asleep he tends to confess things to Graham......... he now knows he bought an engagement ring.
🔥👟Both of them feel like they have a need to kinda protect the other. Flint will feel like Graham is too reckless and Graham will feel like Flint would just let anyone walk all over him. Both are very true.
🔥👟Graham would be the kind of guy to paint a motorcycle in rainbows, put pride flags all over it, and then force Flint to ride it with him while riding around Toontown screaming about how much he loves his boyfriend.
🔥👟Flint would show his pride by wearing a little pride flag pin on his suit at work.
🔥👟Graham would get really impatient waiting for Flint to propose, but he'll act surprised when he finally does. By the way, he said he'd obviously marry the hottest guy ever, pun intended.
🔥👟Then they'll both try to pick each other up, but Flint gets to it first. So Graham just kisses him everywhere {and ends up needing first aid again lol}.
🔥👟Ben is their wedding bell.... LOL.
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mouthpiece-simp · 1 year
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I’d love to see some Multislacker x Reader stuff, you make the best headcanons and I don’t see a lot of them for Cathal.
Multislacker x Reader Headcanons
This guy is my guilty pleasure a little bit, I feel like I'm suppose to hate him but he's just got that odd charm to him anyways.
📺You'd been friends with Cathal for a while, and the two of you would usually just watch TV all day. If he was feeling really energetic, Cathal might have a conversation longer than 5 minutes with you.
📺So one day you just casually confess to him and he's too lazy to deal with the fallout of rejecting you {or at least that was his reasoning he gave to you, he actually had a crush on you lol} he decided to start dating you.
📺Your first date? Having a picnic! ...In his little 'office.' What, did you think he'd actually commute somewhere? He's too lazy for that. He was almost too lazy to get off his chair and sit on the floor with you, but you managed to convince him to.
📺Your second date? You played video games together. He only liked the idle games where he didn't have to move his hands around so much.
📺And so on...
📺Cathal always has a sandwich ready for you when you come to visit him that he surprisingly made himself! It's just [meat/meat substitute] and cheese, but it's a nice gesture.
📺Sometimes he also has gifts for you... store bought, of course, since he wouldn't put in the effort to make something. But they're always like really nice and expensive because his dad kinda lets him buy just about whatever he wants.
📺Speaking of the VP, he knows Cathal is dating somebody. He just doesn't know it's a toon... so when he gives his son advice he doesn't realize he's also basically condoning a toon and Cog relationship. Lol.
📺Want literally anything? Cathal will buy it or hire someone to do it for you. New TV, need to move stuff around your house, doesn't matter. He'll throw money around like it's nothing if it means helping you.
📺Cathal's love languages are mostly just spending time together and also a little bit of physical affection, but he's too lazy for anything more than cuddling and kissing.
📺He will fall asleep during cuddles a lot and basically refuses to let go of you while he's asleep.
📺Sometimes he also mumbles random stuff in his sleep. Most recently it was, "I saw a flying mashed potato jellyfish special." He did not know what the flying mashed potato jellyfish special was when he woke up.
📺If you're ever upset about anything, he will erm... come up with his own solutions. Be it greening toons who made you upset or convincing his dad to tell another department head that one of their employees was [insert really bad lie here to get them fired] because they greened you or literally anything in-between, he will come up with some sort of solution to your problems.
📺He definitely doesn't look or seem the type, but. Yeah he doesn't let anyone mess with you because you're special and deserve special treatment.
📺He really wants to spend time with you outside his office, so eventually he agrees to go to your estate... by getting a ride from some goons. He still seems exhausted when he arrives and only wants to sleep while cuddling you. When he finally wakes up, he's too lazy to get out of bed and spends the next several hours just cuddling you until he has to go back to Sellbot HQ {of course, on goon-back ride}. He had a great time though and will make it a periodic occurrence.
📺Your estate is now swarming with goons and Cog security systems that Cathal insisted get installed. Now if someone tried to break into your estate, they'd be dealt with by Cogs...
📺Speaking of Cogs, Sellbots basically refuse to hurt you now because Cathal got a memo out to the Sellbots {except his dad, of course}. But all that chatter among employees about the memo from Mr. Bravecog's son not to harm a specific toon made the VP put two and two together, and well... he didn't know what to think at first. But when he saw how happy his son was with you, he decided to leave the two of you be {he will try to use it as a selling point to the Toon Resistance later, but that's for another time}.
📺Now you basically have free reign over Sellbot HQ because neither you nor the Sellbots care to hurt each other. Cathal would be upset and get his dad involved if his memo wasn't followed, and the VP would be upset with you if you hurt one of his Cogs after they literally ceased fire on you. It makes visiting your boyfriend a LOT easier, though.
📺Give him headpats. He loves it!
📺Overall I just imagine the whole relationship being really chill and laid back where you don't really do anything and everything's peaceful {unless someone upsets you}.
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mouthpiece-simp · 1 year
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ougj hello. if requests aren't open disregard this but would you mind terribly if you did pacesetter/reader hcs where reader is a human woman whos a singer in toontown. im starving for pacesetter/reader content
Pacesetter x Human/Woman/Singer Reader Headcanons
Man, do people still do stuff like Human! Woman! Singer! Reader or was that phased out? This is my first time writing fanfic on any noticeable scale in years... I don't know this stuff anymore lol.
👟Graham knew about your existence for a while. Who didn't? You were known as a bit of an anomaly among toons and Cogs since you were human, and both sides tried to recruit you. But all you'd do was sing and perform.
👟So one day he decides he's gonna see what the big fuss is all about and go to one of your concerts.
👟Backstage, one of your crew members told you that none other than Graham Payser was sitting in the audience. You were flattered- you'd heard so much about this dangerous yet apparently very attractive Cog, and here he was in your audience!
👟You do your performance as usual, and once the concert is over you're surprised to find Graham casually waiting backstage for you. Apparently he'd sweet talked his way past security because he was just that curious about you.
👟And he kinda sweet talked you as well... LOL. He was just really charismatic... and enchanting... and cute... and.........
👟Graham dramatically asks you out on a date, and you're a little hesitant since you just met him, but you agree because you couldn't pass up an opportunity like that!
👟And after that you two were a thing.
👟I hope you don't mind a fast paced relationship because he does pretty much everything really fast. It's just his personality. If you can't keep up with him, well... sorry.
👟Graham is very, VERY dramatic. He could get a paper cut and he'll fall to the floor and complain about how much it hurts and how he needs you to kiss him all better.
👟Stroke his ego, compliment him a lot.
👟He's also the kinda guy to respond with, "Who doesn't?" to, "I love you."
👟If you think he doesn't care about you though, you'll be proven very wrong. He will go to some crazy lengths to show his love for you, be it running a marathon or just giving you a hug when you're feeling down.
👟Makes tons of songs dedicated to you. Sometimes they're love songs, sometimes they're just songs he thinks are his masterpieces {well, he ALWAYS makes masterpieces, but like, extra masterpieces}.
👟If you sing for his songs or even make some of your own dedicated to him, he will be like 😍😍😍. Dude will go crazy with supporting you like the dramatic guy he is.
👟Don't be surprised if you wake up at like 4 AM to Graham running around the house getting ready because he thinks the sun is too slow and he's just better than even the sun. PS he got 2 hours of sleep.
👟Sometimes he randomly hugs you from behind and asks, "How's my future wife?"
👟He expects things to be done really really fast, so he's pretty impatient. You will have to help him calm down if you can't speed up the process at all.
👟Graham will try to recruit you into the ranks of the Cogs. It's up to you if you wanna accept it or not.
👟Toons will be hostile to you regardless because you're dating a Cog, though. But your boyfriend will green them for you and help you get cleaned up.
👟If he hears you humming or singing, be it practicing/recording a song or just absentmindedly, he will immediately shut up so he can listen. And when you're done he starts clapping and cheering for you. Might even pick you up and kiss you.
👟Speaking of picking you up, he likes to do that a lot. Prepare to be quite literally swept off your feet.
👟He calls himself your number one fan and will be there for all of your concerts, either onstage with you or cheering for you louder than anyone in the audience.
👟Graham is one heck of a flirt. He loves to watch you get all flustered.
👟Challenge him to a performance battle some time. He'll probably out perform you because he'll keep changing keys, tempos, and even going into the dreaded 6/8 time {good luck LOL}, but he'll love the challenge.
👟Hope you've kept up with his fast-paced personality! Things are never boring around Graham, that's for sure.
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mouthpiece-simp · 1 year
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can I get some platonic Flint/Reader, please?
Platonic Firestarter x Reader Headcanons
hi fint :D
🔥One day after a long time of fighting Cogs in The Brrrgh, you were starting to get really cold. Normally you'd be in and out of buildings so you wouldn't get too cold, but you hadn't been inside for like, 5 hours?
🔥You start looking around for a toony building to sit in for a few minutes so you can warm up, but unfortunately it seemed there were Cog buildings all over the street! On top of that, your toony body was starting to literally turn into an icicle from being outside for so long {and then you'd have to wait for another toon to find you and thaw you out}! Flint notices you while walking around, so he hesitantly asks if you're cold and need to warm up.
🔥You admit that you're cold, so Flint uses his body heat to help you warm up... which means he's forced to hug you. It's pretty awkward at first, but once you start to warm up you're too grateful for not turning into a toony icicle to complain.
🔥You make small talk with Flint in the meantime, or at least try to. He seems more concerned with the fact you almost froze yourself and softly lectures you on making sure you don't stay outside in the cold for too long since toons aren't made to withstand the cold.
🔥You promise him that it won't happen again, and once you don't feel cold anymore he lets you go.
🔥You end up nearly freezing again literally the next day so Flint helps you again, but this time with a more stern lecture. He even threatens/offers {you can't tell which it is} to follow you around everywhere in The Brrrgh just to make sure you don't turn into a toony icicle.
🔥You tell him sure just for the lols but he. Actually does it. Omg...
🔥With him following you around all over The Brrrgh, you just end up becoming friends naturally.
🔥Flint ends up actually being a lot of fun to talk to! He's definitely pretty soft-spoken so it takes a little coaxing for him to not sugarcoat what he means sometimes, but you don't mind.
🔥You are never cold ever again. Your bestie who's a literal fire makes sure of that.
🔥If you ever get into an argument with someone and Flint is there, he will deescalate the situation and try to establish peace.
🔥He lets you roast marshmallows and other treats over the fire on his head, but only on the condition you make some for him too.
🔥Upset about anything? You are now stuck in a tight hug and your bestie is there to listen to your troubles if you wanna talk about it.
🔥You are trying to help him quit smoking because he wants to. It kinda breaks your heart to see how tough it is for him.
🔥You tease Flint a little bit because he gets nervous around [whoever you HC he has a crush on] and you know he likes them because he told you. He kinda whispers at you to be quiet because you will do it around his crush.
🔥You both have nicknames for each other. Some of your other friends have caught on and those nicknames are now popular among them as well. Hope your nickname isn't too embarrassing?
🔥It's taboo for a toon and a Cog to be friends, but you and Flint made it more acceptable and you see it happen more frequently now.
🔥One day you got curious and asked him what would happen if you touched his face since he'd always strictly told you not to. He explained that it would burn a lot, and you wanted to know how much so you touched his face... You spent the rest of the day at Flint's house with him worrying he might have to take you to the hospital. Please never do that again.
🔥You did learn that he's amazing at first aid and always carries a first aid kit with him, though.
🔥Good thing he carries it around too, given all the silly adventures you've made him go on by now. You're bound to end up getting hurt eventually.
🔥Enjoy the silly stuff you and Finty get up to. Sometimes you guys disagree on stuff like all friends do, but overall you've found that he's a really loyal and compassionate friend.
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mouthpiece-simp · 1 year
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HIII i love your writings so much you're doing stellar out here o7 !!! may i request rainmaker x cog reader? (lawbot if we're going for specifics <:3) i love misty so so much,,, i could literally ramble about them for HOURS <333 i hope they have the bestest day ever :D AND I HOPE YOU HAVE THE BESTEST DAY EVER TOO !!! tysm in advance (both 4 the request + for hearing out my rambles EHE)
Rainmaker x Cog Reader Headcanons
Why thank you... :D
Obligatory self plug about the toony HCs here, but since a Cog reader is very different I won't be adding onto the toony ones but making new ones instead. Some of them will be similar or the same, but I tried to stray from it.
⛈️You were good friends with Misty, so she often summoned you to help her fight some toons. This time, it seemed you were only there for the end of the battle, though, since she was almost defeated and there was a heavy rain. Suddenly she released a bolt of lightning that hurt both sides, toons and Cogs alike.
⛈️Misty only had 1 HP left and asked you and the other Cogs to leave, so you did. Well, you just pretended to but you stayed in the same area. She asked the toons for mercy and stopped attacking them...
⛈️But then you saw a toon grab a birthday cake slice, so without thinking you got in the way so you were hit instead of Misty. It took a pretty decent hit to your HP, but it was better than risking one of your supervisors being irreparable.
⛈️Misty seemed really shocked about what had just happened, and you told the toons to leave immediately. To your surprise, they just kinda shrugged and left, taking it as enough of a W.
⛈️You turned back to Misty and asked if she was alright and that you'd get some repair Cogs to come take a look at her. But she seemed more concerned with making sure you were okay for some reason.
⛈️The two of you talked during repairs, and by the end of it you'd accidentally confessed that you had a crush on her! She got really quiet before admitting she had a crush on you two, and the two of you decided to go on a date after work that night.
⛈️And that was how you both started dating!
⛈️While she's {genuinely very surprisingly} quite the enforcer at work, outside of the workplace she's very shy around you. You personally think it's really cute and tease her about it a lot.
⛈️Once the CLO caught wind of your relationship with your manager you were almost sent to Mezzo Melodyland so you could be under the direction of Belle instead, but you managed to stay stationed in Barnacle Boatyard under the idea that it could increase yours and Misty's productivity. Ms. Morsecode warned you and Misty that any form of favorable treatment from either party wouldn't be met kindly, though.
⛈️Misty lets more of her true colors show around you at work and usually asks you more gently to do things than she does her coworkers, but that's the most "favorable treatment" you got. You were still just as responsible for your mistakes and setbacks as you were before.
⛈️She secretly really loves the fact that you and her dress very similarly for work since the Lawbot mandatory attire applies to you both.
⛈️Misty will be a bit hesitant about it, but she'll tell you about the things she's learned about toons and how she kinda wants to play toony games with you. You'll think it's really cute and tell her about the things you've learned about the toons, and together you use what you know to fill in the gaps best you can and play toony games together.
⛈️Sometimes one of you will learn something new about the toons during work, and as soon as you can you'll find the other and tell them about it. Learning more kind of becomes its own game.
⛈️Misty LOVES it when you play with and compliment her hair.
⛈️She also loves it when the two of you hug and then kiss... it makes her blush a lot, too.
⛈️In general, she's pretty shy about relationship stuff and tends to get flustered with any affection, flirting, ETC.
⛈️When she works up the courage to flirt with you, she's a stuttering and blushing mess. Usually it diminishes the meaning of her flirt, but she's still so cute so you don't mind~
⛈️But sometimes to tease you she'll make it get really foggy. She can see just fine in the fog, but you can't... so she can tease you all she likes by running around and kissing you while you're kinda stuck there being all flustered.
⛈️You didn't really realize the effect Cogs had on the environment until she showed you the little ecosystem she was trying to help thrive with the help of Mary and even silliness from the toons, though they didn't know there were Cogs also interested in preserving the land. Now you're helping in the efforts to clean up the damage the Cogs have done.
⛈️When Misty needs to destress, you let her ramble on and on to you about whatever's bugging her. Then when she's done pacing around and talking really fast you'll pull her in for some cuddles until the weather she made in her stress clears up.
⛈️If the weather outside is rainy {and she didn't cause it lol}, she likes to stay inside with you and sit side by side silently reading your own books.
⛈️Ms. Morsecode decides out of basically nowhere that she's changed her mind and you're receiving "favorable treatment," so she transfers you to Mezzo Melodyland. You're pretty sad that you won't be seeing Misty during the work day as often, but at least Belle ends up being a chill boss as long as you're on task and not talking poorly about her grandchildren.
⛈️You still get to see Misty after your shifts are over, though. And now since you two have less contact during the day, you spend more time after work together to make up for it. Since you're not working, it ends up being more quality time and you actually kinda prefer it like that.
⛈️Misty is just really wholesome... and shy. Your relationship will definitely be a bit taboo among the Cogs since she's a manager and you're just any other Lawbot, but you don't really care.
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mouthpiece-simp · 1 year
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Can I request Derrick Man x Land Acquisition Architect x Public Relations Representative?
Derrick Man x Land Acquisition Architect x Public Relations Representative Headcanons
Mouthful title, LOL. Number two I'm gonna pretend the PRR can leave his tower for this to work. Number three, when I saw this ask I was like, "Y'know, I could see it. Three gay peas in a pod."
🛢️🚦🧱The way these three started dating was kinda funny.
🛢️🚦🧱Pretty much everyone at the office was saying that Alton and William should get together since they had a lot of romantic tension, but they both also secretly had a crush on Winston so they didn't wanna start dating as just the two of them.
🛢️🚦🧱One day Alton, William, and Winston get stuck in an elevator and try as he might to basically earthquake it down, Alton can't get the darn thing to fall down. So they have to call maintenance who explains since they're stuck between floors they can't leave until the elevator is fixed, which is gonna take a few hours and to hang tight until then.
🛢️🚦🧱So all three of them decide to start talking, and eventually the topic naturally goes to love and the romantic tension between Alton and William. Surprisingly, they both feel pretty conflicted because they like each other but they also like Winston! Winston kinda laughs and admits he has a crush on both of them and comments about how funny it is that lined up so well.
🛢️🚦🧱The three of them decide to start dating, and after some hesitance they sit together and cuddle in the elevator. They were found asleep and cuddling once it was repaired, aww.
🛢️🚦🧱The repair Cogs took photos and posted it on social media and it spread like wildfire. The three of them all said they were dating and got overwhelming support from their fellow Cogs.
🛢️🚦🧱Given the fact that Winston is incredibly glitchy, William and Alton are constantly trying to fix him up. So far they've actually done a pretty good job since most of the issue was the toons damaging him a lot, but he's still inclined towards glitching.
🛢️🚦🧱Speaking of Winston, that guy loves talking to both of his boyfriends. He just can't get enough of listening to their cute voices and sharing his thoughts and opinions with them.
🛢️🚦🧱William is usually covered in oil spills from his work and always smells like oil. Both Winston and Alton like it... it's like a really nice cologne for them.
🛢️🚦🧱The three of them can get really busy with work and have trouble being together all at the same time, but they all changed their schedules to have one day off together so they could make up for all the time during the week they couldn't get together. All of them agree that it's now their favorite day of the week.
🛢️🚦🧱Alton loves it when his boyfriends 'kiss' him {while they both have mouths, they are a bit lacking in terms of lips so it's more like just pressing their teeth against Alton's head}. Since he's so tall they usually have trouble reaching his head, so they either 'kiss' his hand or make him pick them up so they can reach. Or they make him sit down... LOL.
🛢️🚦🧱All three of them have pet names for each other. Willy, Ally, and Winny seem to be their popular choices for each other though.
🛢️🚦🧱While the three of them usually just act kinda silly to the public eye, they have really strong connections with each other that they show behind closed doors.
🛢️🚦🧱Since Alton basically causes earthquakes when he's really emotional {particularly when he's mad}, both his boyfriends tend to restrain him when he's upset so he doesn't make a hole in the floor. He kinda struggles around first since he wants to stomp around, but eventually he settles down and just accepts it as cuddles.
🛢️🚦🧱Sometimes, Alton and Winston manage to make William get flustered with enough flirting. When he's flustered, he tends to get really quiet and bashful.
🛢️🚦🧱And speaking of flirting, they're all pretty flirty with each other. Sometimes they'll even flirt with each other at work.
🛢️🚦🧱Winston is kind of a disaster at cooking, but Alton and William are pretty decent at it and either cook together for the three of them or take turns.
🛢️🚦🧱After work, their favorite place to meet up even if they only can for a few minutes is William's waiting room. They like to sit together on a couch. Maybe it is only meant for two, but they don't care! That just means Winston gets to sit on their laps.
🛢️🚦🧱Sometimes Winston will glitch really bad and end up kind of stuck somewhere. Poor Alton and William will have to get him out, or if they can't, comfort him until he glitches back into place.
🛢️🚦🧱Alton and Winston found out that William secretly loves it when he gets to serve them oil since he makes some of the best oil, so they sometimes ask for some.
🛢️🚦🧱The three of them are basically silly goobers in public {or as silly as Cogs get}, but behind closed doors they're really sweet and wholesome to each other.
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mouthpiece-simp · 1 year
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could you do the Land Acquisitions Architect x reader please… my country fried babygirl…
Land Acquisition Architect x Reader
Not gonna lie... he's kinda cute tho. Very close runner-up for my third favorite Cog.
🚦So you know how if you send this guy a friend request he can ask for the deed to your estate? Well that's what he did to you when you asked him out because he didn't realize he had feelings for you.
🚦So the next day you come back with some papers and tell him to sign them and tell him it's the deed to your estate. Thinking you're just a stupid toon, he signs them and then you laugh and call him an idiot and run off with the papers, leaving him to wonder if he just made a huge mistake.
🚦Yes, he did.
🚦TECHNICALLY it was a deed to your estate, kind of. Basically he has 2 whole square feet of dedicated land that you've essentially now promised not to develop without his consent, but those 2 square feet are broken up into 1 square inch squares around your estate so he can't even do anything with the land. So you just trolled him. {You would've made him responsible for property taxes, but then that gets into dicey legal territory where he might have rights over your estate.} [Please do not question why I know these things I am a normal human being I promise.]
🚦Alton was actually kinda impressed with your ability to troll him and navigate the law. So much so that he decided to accept your initial asking him out on a date {he just wanted an excuse to say yes but he didn't realize it}.
🚦The date actually goes pretty well and that's when he realizes he's had a crush on you this entire time and that's also why he kinda signed those papers without reading them!
🚦So he lets you take him on a second date, and a third date, and so on...
🚦He warms up to you pretty quickly and always seems to want to hold hands.
🚦Actually, he's kind of a sweetheart once you get to know him.
🚦Alton LOVES to cook for you, especially if it's a southern dish. He's always finding an excuse to make you some food, ranging from, "You'll get hungry losing all that heat fighting Cogs in The Brrrgh!" to, "I had some leftovers so you can have them." {The 'leftovers' are clearly fresh, LOL.}
🚦Don't get too curious about the tape on his head. :)
🚦Unless he's sitting down or you have a stepping stool it might be kinda hard for you to kiss him since he's so tall. He'll just have to pick you up so you can kiss him...
🚦If he gets really strong emotions he tends to jump up and down and pretty much cause an earthquake. You might want to invest in a seismograph so you can tell when your boyfriend probably needs some calming down.
🚦You might also want to invest in a sturdy rope or ladder {if you don't have high dive} to help him climb out of all the holes he'll be falling down after causing so many mini earthquakes.
🚦Alton is a bit of a workaholic, so you'll have to convince him to go home when his shift is actually over versus working 4 hours of overtime that he doesn't get credit for anyways since he's on salary. It will take a lot of convincing every single time.
🚦Don't be surprised if you wake up to the sounds of a lawnmower at like 6 AM and find Alton mowing the grass in your estate or something similar to that nature. It's just a deeply ingrained habit for him to maintain land and keep it aesthetically pleasing.
🚦He will one day give you 2 square feet of dedicated land separated into random 1 square inch squares around his own estate. Aww, how sweet of him.
🚦Have fun with your surprisingly sweet but also kinda has anger issues boyfriend!
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mouthpiece-simp · 1 year
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if you're ok with writing for non managers, CLO/reader headcanons, please?
CLO x Reader Headcanons
First of all, congrats for being brave enough to not be anonymous! Second of all, I'm here to write fanfic, I don't care if she's technically not a manager :)
📚After your first fight with the CLO, you found yourself really wanting to know more about Diane.
📚You decided to schedule an appointment to go see her {you had to book it out months in advance, wow!} through Judy, and you just set the reason as a "consultation." By the way, you only got the appointment because you got Belle to help you pull some strings given their history. How'd you get Belle to help you? You listened to hours of stories about her grandchildren.
📚In the meantime, you fought Diane a few {okay, maybe a lot} more times while waiting for your appointment. She became very familiar with your toony face...
📚When it was time for your appointment, she kinda scoffed when she saw you and asked you why you'd scheduled an appointment to come see her in the first place. You hesitated before making up some nonsense, and she could tell you were lying. So, you admitted that you kinda liked her and wanted to try at least being friends.
📚She thanked you professionally for your honesty but cited that it was common practice for toons and Cogs not to be friendly with each other. You asked her if that was a strict rule, to which she admitted there wasn't...
📚So you once again suggested to try at least being friends. To your surprise, she hesitantly agreed and allowed you to visit her after her shifts {which were almost always 12 hours every day, by the way... yikes! Cogs really did have to work a lot}.
📚After a while of being friends, Diane realizes you've been acting more and more strange lately but she also knows why... it's because you have a crush on her. To her dismay, she found herself returning your feelings.
📚She had an open discussion with you about it and sounded like she was about to say she didn't wanna pursue a relationship with you, but she quickly changed her mind in the moment and asked you out on a date. Even she seemed surprised at what she'd just said.
📚You said yes though, and that's how you started dating!
📚Given the fact that she's like 10 times your size, physical affection is a bit... interesting. Usually she can only hold you in the palm of her hand while your way of showing your affection is hugging whatever part of her you can get your gloves on {usually her wheels or her arms}.
📚You can also ask her to bring you to her face so you can kiss her! She can also try to carefully kiss the top of your head, but she doesn't wanna accidentally bite your entire head or something so she doesn't do it often.
📚Diane is very serious about things, and she has a hard time understanding your toony humor. She's trying, but she's not quite on the right track yet...
📚Speaking of toony things, she surprisingly knows a LOT about the stuff toons do just from studying them so much along with what her Lawbots have told her. Heck, she even knows the rules to lots of toony games and you've even managed to convince her to participate in a few.
📚When you ask her if they were fun, she gives a vague response. But you can tell she had fun.
📚You basically get to free roam Lawbot HQ as long as you're not interfering with anyone's work. Pretty much all the Cogs know about your relationship with the CLO at this point and they don't dare hurt you because they don't want disciplinary actions taken against them. But you'll also get quite the scolding if you hurt THEM so it's kinda M.A.D. but in the corporate world.
📚Diane will probably try to get you to wear corporate attire and convince you that you look great in it. Surprisingly she won't try to actually hire you {she considers toons too much of a risk for lawsuits LOL}, but she does try to kinda "Cog-ify" you a bit. I guess you both rub off on each other.
📚She loves sitting in silence with you. It helps he destress from work.
📚After being defeated by toons, you try to help the CLO both on an emotional and physical level. You try to help repair any Cogs that weren't completely destroyed, and you climb onto her wheels and kinda sit there and chat with her about the pesky toons that just defeated her while she's getting repairs.
📚When she gets defeated while she's overclocked, the repairs she needs are more intense and sometimes you have to give the repair Cogs a lot of room to do what they need, so you just try to focus on helping repair the other Cogs and maybe even the Litigation team. But after her repairs are all done you're there to comfort her.
📚Basically, you're dating a very serious, no nonsense type of Cog and both of you will have some of your mannerisms rub off on each other. Neither you, the toons, or the Cogs know which side you're on anymore either.
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