Happy Birthday Trashjesus!

I’m 2 hours into episode Trashdaddy and I’m having a blast. I never expected this to be so much fkin fun! I’ve just been busy destroying literally everything in the city and enjoying his sarcasm xD And the god damn Hat stand? Glorious. Thank you for that silly gem. Ardyn Santa wishes everyone a belated merry xmas while wrecking havoc and laying waste to Insomnia!

And this one is my absolute fav. Mad Hatter Ardyn at your service. Fancy some tea and biscuits?

And the complete mood change when sitting on a bench with that classy elevator music even though you are in the middle of utterly ruining the city? Ardyn just sipping on his Ebony and flipping through a magazine? I died. Haven’t laughed like that in a while. Just god damn precious and hilarious. 

This my favourite episode by far. I love you Ardyn babe and I’m gonna keep slaughtering and bashing the whole city to the ground. You deserve it. I would probably do the same. Cause fuck Somnus. Selfish Bastard.

When your brand new alt gets rare drops on their first raids after contributing NOTHING while your main who does them several times daily in the top 5 and gets SQUAT. 

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@vincentvalentinecrimsonphantom yeah... it disturbs me too �� But when I first saw it I bust up laughing lol. It's just so ridiculous. I'll post a video of fighting Ardyn tomorrow lol

....Oh gawd no.... no no no--!

That’s it! I’m going to mess up the Chocobros’ lives! 😈 . 🥀 Casual Ardyn: me . #FFXV #FF15 #FinalFantasy #FinalFantasyXV #FinalFantasy15 #casualcosplay #cosplaytest #costest #cosplay #Ardyn #ArdynIzunia #ArdynCaelum #ArdynLucisCaelum #KayaLing #ChancellorOfNiflheim #Niflheim #TrashJesus

Is it wrong for me to get turned on by Ardyn bitch slapping Luna? 

I like Luna, I’m 100% against this kind of abuse irl.

This man is such a bastard... but ... damn  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

i thought i’d be able to focus on shorter fics now that i’m done with this super long one but apparently i was so so wrong because here i am diving head first into another multi-chaptered monster because i have no self control.

my inktober day 3 prompt is shackles

you bet your ass im gonna draw trashjesus ardyn

So. I have so many fkin feels on this episode.

Firstly, I’m beyond sad and heartbroken that this is the end of FFXV.

Secondly, this is by far my most favourite episode of all, besides episode Ignis. Since Gladio and Ardyn are my favourites and Gladio’s was so god damn disappointing, this episode really made it up to me. I loved all the fights, the battle system, the movement through the Insomnia map. Just destroying every shit possible felt liberating. All of Ardyn’s abilities were so much fun that I just kept wasting at least 2h+ with destroying and laying utter waste to everyone AND everything. I had like 600k vandalismus points at the end... xD

Thirdly, fuck Somnus. I don’t care that he is practically a Noct-lookalike. He’s a whiny ass that was jelous of the god’s favour they bestowed upon Ardyn, not him, and then betrayed him and took everything from him. I remember before I knew all of this. I wanted to smack Ardyn in the face for being a complete evil dick ( I still loved him tho...) and now after watching the anime episode and finishing his game episode, I just felt he had every god damn right to be pissed and wanting to destroy the fkin world. Should he have done it? No. If going by Moral Standards, ofc not. But on a personal level? I probably might have done the same, considering my current level of feelings of utter rage for Ardyn’s fate.

And just how fkin’ conceited are the gods please? I just wanted to rip Bahamut a new one and burn him on a stake, together with Somnus preferably. That noone can go against the gods wishes and their own destiny. The gods are absolute. Reminds me rather of a dictator than a god. Of course after Bahamut’s little speech I was enraged and picked “Fight your destiny”, cause screw the gods. And that he used Aera to hurt him with that lance over and over? I was about to have a serious ragefit and as many other people had already pointed out; I REALLY wanted a fight with Bahamut and slap him in the face.

No matter what all the negative peeps say agaist FFXV, I will always love it dearly. It has it’s flaws, no doubt a lot, but nothing is perfect. The butthurt of the canceled episodes will probably hunt me forever but I’m very happy I got to play my beloved Trashjesus and had had a great time doing so. It is the end of the game but not the end of the fandom as long as we, the Fanbase, keep it alive!!

(Now I’m off to unlock all the extra hats...)

There are things in these older gen quests that I don’t remember, including how this QUEEN talks a;lkfbadkjg

How does the same man that brought the chill, mellow #trashjesus to life also do J. Jonah. fucking Jameson?

🥀🌌📷🎣🐣 Prompti and Noctopi were having fun by making a pattern along a wall until Trash Can came along to check them out. . Noct Gar: 😱 "I'm scared!" . . . . 🥀 Ardyn: @kickpunchcosplay . 🌌🎣🐣 Noctis (left to right): @hypercombo64, @kappakay, @kitara88, me, kids of @attemptingmediocrity | @ryanrybot . 📷🐣 Prompto (left to right): @cossha_cos, @lockvii, @timelyroyal, kids of @attemptingmediocrity | @ryanrybot . Photographer is @mysthinra1170. Event was @animethon 24. . #cosplay #Animethon #Animethon24 #KayaLing #FFXV #FinalFantasy #FinalFantasyXV #FF15 #FinalFantasy15 #MoogleChocoboCarnival #Chocobros #Noct #NoctGar #Noctis #NoctisLucisCaelum #Ardyn #ArdynIzunia #NoctisCaelum #Prompto #PromptoArgentum #ArdynCaelum #ArdynLucisCaelum #ChancellorOfNiflheim #Niflheim #Chocobro #TrashJesus

Wishful Thinking

by TrashJesus

Hanzo makes a wish on a whim and it is granted with unintended side effects.

Also Known As: Hanzo makes a wish and is stuck as a little dragon for a while.

Words: 1035, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Fandoms: Overwatch (Video Game)

Rating: Not Rated

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: M/M

Characters: Jesse McCree, Hanzo Shimada, Angela "Mercy" Ziegler, characters added as they come - Character

Relationships: Jesse McCree/Hanzo Shimada

Additional Tags: Alternate Universe, Transformation, Fluff, Dragon!Hanzo, Wish Fulfillment, Other Additional Tags to Be Added

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I sat my ass down to write and accidentally made a playlist for Ardyn Trashjesus Izunia and I’m upset at myself.

I’ll be adding more to it but these are the main cosplays I’ll be showcasing at #animelosangeles: from my childhood angst hero #vincentvalentine, to the badass archer of #middleearth #thehobbit #tauriel, to my favorite villain #trashjesus #ardynizunia Shall be grouping up with the besties @jahneechen and @cototrigger for the con, but we’re always welcoming fellow cosplayers who love these series to join us and our impending shenanigans of epic proportions~ #ffxv #ffvii #lotr #jrrtolkien #squareenix #dirgeofcerberus #ardyn #finalfantasy

The Voidseeker

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by TrashJesus

A/U: The boys are now in a high fantasy setting. Noctis is a trained monster and daemon hunter traveling from town to town with his close friend Ignis ridding the people of troublesome creatures for coin. A string of mangled bodies leads him to accept a contract to find out what haunts the town. One contract leads to another. Along the way he makes friends in unexpected places and perhaps, finds love.

Loosely based on The Witcher.

Words: 2447, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Fandoms: Final Fantasy XV

Rating: Mature

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: M/M

Characters: Noctis Lucis Caelum, Ignis Scientia, Prompto Argentum, Gladiolus Amicitia, Cor Leonis, Iris Amicitia

Relationships: Noctis Lucis Caelum/Ignis Scientia, Prompto Argentum/Noctis Lucis Caelum, Gladiolus Amicitia/Noctis Lucis Caelum, Gladiolus Amicitia/Prompto Argentum/Noctis Lucis Caelum/Ignis Scientia

Additional Tags: Friends With Benefits, Polyamory, Alternate Universe, Anal Sex, Other Additional Tags to Be Added, Supernatural Creatures, Fantasty

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