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honoviadakai · 3 months

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Do y’all ever think Angel Dust ever sends vids of people making weird drinks from channels like Tipsy Bartender with the intention of giving Husk some inspiration for new drinks he could make for guests when in reality Husk watches, one eye twitching in agony while he reluctantly jots down the horrors he’s witnessed?

Like he doesn’t wanna make these drinks but he’s under the assumption that Angel either wants to try the drink just to try it or that Angel genuinely thinks mixing pink lemonade, Mountain Dew, champagne, ever clear, vodka, tequila, sour patch kids and war heads candy is a good idea.

He’s only gonna make this shit cuz he can’t say no to Angel’s weird requests anymore. 🤣

#I feel like he immediately calls up a doctor if Angel asks for what is essential diabetes in a cup #Hazbin Hotel #Husk #Husker #hazbin hotel husk #Angel Dust #hazbin hotel angel dust #huskerdust #weird bar drinks #tipsy bartender

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sovietsquiddo · 2 years

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Youtubes started recommending me tipsy bartenders Really cursed stuff

#tipsy bartender #shitpost

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thesixth-pulsar · 1 year

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#demoman #team fortress 2 #tf2 #tipsy bartender

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prismatica-the-strange · 9 months

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Just thought of this one

Reblog this with a pic of your F/O (one max)

And I'll give you a Tipsy Bartender Dink based off their aesthetic and vibes alone

(Pr⁰-ship dni)

#yeah I'll run two at once #this one is specific to tipsy tho #reblog game #f/o reblog game #tipsy bartender #self ship reblog game

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mrsoulstice · 7 months

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I’m amazed that nobody has died from this mans curated cocktails 🥂

#tipsy bartender #tipsy #mixed drinks #I’m not an alcoholic #I just like to drink #cheers

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giveamadeuschohisownmovie · 2 years

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Watching Tipsy Bartender has made me realized that the sound of draining alcohol bottles is ASMR to me. I can’t actually drink for health reasons, but the sound of pouring alcohol is music to my ears.

#tipsy bartender #ASMR #asmr sounds #alcohol #youtube #youtubers #bartender #alcohol drinking

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foodrecipes2012 · 2 years

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#Youtube #tipsy bartender #video

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dougielombax · 29 days

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Methinks Tipsy Bartender is either built different, extremely reckless, immortal or just likes to live dangerously.

If not all of those at once.

Idk

“Hey, it’s ya boy SkyyJohn and today we’re gonna be making straight up fucking POISON!”

#dougie rambles #personal stuff #tipsy bartender #cocktails #WTF #skyy John #what sorcery is this #no context

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timetogettipsy · 2 years

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#drinks #sodajerk #bartender #tipsy bartender

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kkgirlyo · 2 years

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I got my first sunburn of the summer and maybe my first burn in years. But it touches a spot that I'm pretty sure is already cancerous. So I'm quite upset about that.

#tipsy bartender

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hopetorun · 1 month

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my plans for this afternoon were to walk the brooklyn bridge and then get an early dinner with a friend and we did those things and then we were like, but what if next we go to the canadian-themed bar to experience that during the nhl playoffs which is how we ended up watching the third period and overtime of the canucks game at a bar that was maybe 35% canucks fans, 20% preds fans, and 45% rangers fans waiting for the canucks/preds game to end so they could watch their team which was a 10/10 experience i had a blast

#also at one point the bartender called oshie a russian symapthizer i NEED more information on this #also i am still tipsy sorry #the poutine helped a little bit but it was not enough to overcome three drinks #especially since the second one was just like straight up whiskey

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twopersoncult · 1 year

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Jealousy (Percabeth)

Rated: Teen and Up Audiences

Word Count: 1.4k

Summary: Annabeth has too much to drink and dances with a stranger to rile up her boyfriend.

Characters: Percy Jackson, Annabeth Chase, Grover Underwood, Leo Valdez, Piper McLean, Jason Grace

Date written: 10th May 2022

Thudding vibrations pulsated against every inch of the checkered dance floor as figures swayed in the moody lighting of the dark club. Percy and Annabeth met up with Jason Piper and Grover who’d been visiting Leo at his new job. Leo took the job at a local bar during his break from Camp and school. He took his love for tinkering and inventing with him behind the bar and it showed in each of the clubs ‘special’ drinks. After a quick - ill timed, Iris Message with Grover in a bathroom he found out his best friend was in the area and would soon join them.

Percy sat at one of the booths on the other side of the club, half listening to Jason and Piper chatting about their newest cat, half keeping tabs on Annabeth as she was served her drinks by Leo. Watching as they made light conversation with him to catch up. He kept his eyes trained on her while he waited for Grover to arrive. Annabeth downed yet another cup of... well she wasn't sure what mix Leo made this time. She glanced down to the dance floor at the dark silhouettes that swayed from side to side to the latest EDM mix, making her sway to the beat as well. The alcohol in her veins gave her an electric buzz of courage to move her hips to the rhythm of the pounding music.

The sway of Annabeth’s hips had Percy in a trance… Fuck, that was his girl, he thought as he excused himself from the booth and started making his way to her. "Hey Perce!" Grover shouted over the loud music and chatter of the mortal club, breaking Percy out of the trance Annabeth had him under. The last time the three of them had been to any sort of club together.. things hadn't gone down too well aka they were attacked by some asshole monsters.

"Hey man!" Percy said with a smile growing on his face at the sight of his best friend, as he and Grover embraced, "Glad you could finally make it, the guys are over at the booth and Annabeth's..." Percy trailed off to point at Annabeth when he looked back at the bar and realized he lost sight of her.

His expression hardened when he quickly scanned the area and couldn't spot her head of golden locks. “Annabeth...was here,” he sighed, continuing towards the bar to ask Leo where she went. When he approached the bar, Leo was mixing up a drink for another customer and grinned in their direction.

“Hey Grover, nice to see you man!” He said and fist-bumped Grover to which he greeted him back. “Looking for your girl, Water Boy?” He asked Percy with a knowing look, seeing as Percy was glancing back and forth around the club.

“I'm not playing any games right now, Valdez. Where is she? This place could literally be crawling with monsters in disguise.” “Hey, hey! Chill out man! She said she was gonna head down to the dance floor.”

Percy wasted no time in heading down through the crowd, shouting over his shoulder at Grover that he'd be back. He probably looked downright predatory looking at all the people in the club to find his sweet girl but he didn't care, he just wanted her in his line of sight. When he finally spoted his Wise Girl, she's standing there in the middle of the dance floor, his heart does a little flip in his chest because she looks the most carefree she has in a while. No stresses over studying, no peer pressure, no struggles with fitting in with her regular mortal friends but just his Annabeth letting loose and overflowing with joy. The sight of her makes him burst with happiness and it feels as if the world around them stops and all he sees is her.

Percy genuinely smiles at her and decides that he should leave her to enjoy herself and begins to turn away when he sees a figure out of the corner of his eye dancing behind Annabeth. Annabeth continues to dance, moving her body and weaving her fingers through her hair. Percy is frozen in his spot and watches the figure, who he notices to be a man, wraps one of his arms around her waist and holds her from behind. He watches as he leans down to whisper in her ear but before he could move, Percy felt a pair of stormy grey eyes look up at him. Annabeth looked up at him with a mischievous look and smirked.

Annabeth, in her drunken state, decided to be a teasing little minx and reached her hands up in the stranger's hair and danced against him to further rile Percy up. She could feel Percy's dark, piercing gaze burning through hers and she let the guy grab her hips tighter and inhale the spot between her neck and collarbone. She bit back a cringe at his staunch breath because the dark look that Percy was sending her made it all worth it and she smiled loosely, head falling back into the stranger as dirty thoughts of what Percy would have planned for her flooded her brain.

The man's face was way too close to hers and Percy did not like one bit of it.

Percy gave her a look that said, ‘Sure you want to test me tonight Wise Girl?’ but she just ignored him and turned around to face the stranger, glancing up at him flirtatiously. The man smiled down at her and Percy could see that he was glancing down at her lips, waiting to close the gap between them. Annabeth glanced back to him as if challenging him further, waiting for him to burst and come get her. Percy growled, and angrily strides towards the pair, almost seething and the poor stranger who was none the wiser was pulled away with a snarl from Percy. “Keep your hands off what’s fucking mine.” The man stutterd apologies and stumbled as he backed up and soon disappeared through the dancing crowd.

Not waiting to see where the man disappeared, he grabbed Annabeth's hand and pulled her away from the club, ready to head home and deal with her for this little stunt she decided to pull tonight.

He grabbed her by her chin and lifted it up, bending by her ear so she could hear him over the loud music and said, “We're going home Wise Girl. You're going to learn who you belong to.”

But Annabeth had other plans, she let out adorable drunken giggles and took advantage of Percy being this close to her face and began planting tiny kisses along his jaw along his face until she reached the shell of his ear.

“Oh come on, Seaweed Brain. I was just having a little fun.” She was practically purring into his ear at this point and wrapped both arms around his neck. “And you know I love when you all riled up.” She hummed as she tugged on his hand and pulled him into one of the dark, secluded booths in the back of the club. She planted both hands on his chest and pushed him on the velvety seat, pulling the little string on the curtain that blocked the view of them from other people. Percy watched with surprised eyes as Annabeth planted both legs on either side of his lap, straddling him in the enclosed booth and leaning down into his ear, and whispering, “Besides, you know I'm all yours Percy.” She took both of his hands and placed them on her hips, and he instantly tightened their grip on either side as her blonde hair fell beautifully over her shoulders and onto his face.

“Fuck- Annabeth...don't ever do that again.” he said and looked up into her beautiful stormy eyes. She placed her hands on his that sat high on her thighs and whispered, “Yours. Only yours. Forever Percy.” Were the last words shared between them before he pulled her down to him, lips clashing together as they drowned in a heady cloud of love and lust.

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Notes: this was our first fic and even though it was a trial, its near and dear to our hearts. hope you enjoyed it though. ❤

#one shot #aged up characters #tipsy annabeth #jealous percy #flirty percabeth #leo is a bartender #grover is a good friend #canon divergence #post BoO #our first work #aka our baby

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mikesbasementbeets · 5 months

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ok i’m in portland for the weekend and the bartender at this bar i’m at looks Exactly like steve harrington send help

#not even joe keery like that’s. that’s steve #it’s a queer bar too which is even better. and he’s very nice.#modern au extreme babyface queer bartender steve helloooo #i’m a little tipsy hi everyone #beets posts

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hella1975 · 2 years

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con: got told to clock out of an already short shift at only 2.5 hours in