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Feeling cute!!!
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2022's epic last hurrah. 🤣
#neil gaiman#greta thunberg#andrew tate#andrew taint#yes greta slay#my brother said your life will be 200% better if you do the OPPOSITE OF EVERYTHING andrew taint says#words of wisdom there#sad tinydick life#pffthahahha
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#sissy #punishment #tortureballs #tinydick #flrcouple #chastitygames #castratix #castrationgames
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THINGS MY FRIEND SAID WHILE I FORCED HIM TO WATCH THE FIRST SEASON OF GOT
(About Benjen) "is that benedict cumberbatch"
(About littlefinger) "he looks like his name is Shawn and he has a lawnmower."
"Robb kinda hot tho"
"Puppies!!!"
(Every time littlefinger comes on screen) *points* hahahah tinydick
"Why do the qualifications for being a man keep changing. First it's kill a guy, now it's fuck a bunch of girls."
(After Arya kills the kid) "you're a man now"
"I want Jason Momoa to do that to me" (x3)
"Man titties" (x1000)
(About viserys) "it's kinda sad because hes kinda hot but i hate him"
(About viserys) "I like watching that white-haired dude get beat up"
(When dragons hatch) "bABIES!!!"
(About Sam & Jon) "this is just lord of the rings"
(About Drogo) "there are no thoughts behind his eyes"
(About Bran) "ma'am your child is gender nonconforming as fuck"
(About Loras & Renly) "are they gay with each other?"
(About Robert & Ned) "They should kiss."
( @anarchyarsoneldritchabomination )
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4.3 inches…. honestly that’s not bad if he’s thicker LMAOOOOO
-tinydick!gojo anon 😭🖤
alksdlkasmd tbh idk how bella thought of his length or girth being like in that fic but it seemed to just be so small lkajdslaksjd
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Will a mistress message me an tell me how much of a sissy faggit I am an humiliate me. Have me send a bunch of embarrassing sissy photos an tell her where I live so she can find my social Media and blackmail me with my pictures. #Blackmail #sissy #submissive #cuck #whiteboi #tinydick
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imagine when writing a omegaverse with the classic alpha that try to Denial that (insert person) and just try to push away the person while his inner alpha is cursing him in every language the person know, like say something so mean to the omega and the alpha in him his cursing himself in French or Arabic ? Just imagine that Italian class you never learn a thing but now your inner alpha is calling you a moron tinydick in Italian? Imagine it. The whole alpha inner conflict going to another level with the ‘inner voice’ just telling how they deserve to suffer diarrhea in French for no giving flowers to the omega they hear love the petunias but cannot buy ones right now.
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Why did captain Tinydick get so mad at me?
I told him that his kids would be better off without him.
Right, Brent?
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#corradelrio #tinydick #betaboy #feminized #sissy
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Forget the moon landing. THIS is fake. Right? Nobody would SERIOUSLY spend BILLIONS of dollars to ride their own phallic overcompensation into space. Right? #blueorigin #jeffbezos #tinydick https://www.instagram.com/p/CRl-G4Is5js/?utm_medium=tumblr
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Funniest Names In ASoIaF/GoT (at least till season 3) in my opinion and in no particular order because fuck you thats why
Lancel Lannister. I hate to agree with Robert on anything but by god that kid has a stupid name
Podrick Payne. Love him but also. That name is unfortunate.
Jorah Mormont. You can't tell me that shit's not a mouthful. Sounds like Bob Loblaw from Arrested Development.
Bran. Yes I know it's short for Brandon, but i cannot help hearing it as rasin bran.
Littlefinger. Yes i know it's a nickname and technically its because hes from the fingers but you might as well just call him tinydick.
Lommy Greenhands. Need I say more.
Hot Pie. Need I say more.
Jaquen H'gar. Who the fuck named this guy. Its kinda dope but also kinda funny
Syrio Forel. Objectively cool but also hilarious. Just like Syrio.
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on your tinydick!gojo fic…. how small are we talking LMAOAJDJDJDJD you did him so dirty 😭😭
SLKDTJHFKJFH maybe like the size of a pocky stick, but break off that plain part, like the part you hold <33
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#chastity #sissy #subhubby #tinydick #slave #owned
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