what’s an au you’ve thought about writing that you’ve never shared?

omg i share almost all of the ideas i want to write so I had to dig through my notes app for this but YES !!

we were driving and i saw super cute and tiny houses, like so small, so so so small that you would wonder how someone lives there, but the house is also long to make up for size. anyway, i got one look in passing and boom !! the fic basically wrote itself in my head within a few minutes.

neighbours to lovers, living next to each other in equally tiny houses in a busy city. the walls are thin and you share a walkway/staircase. Ari is a big and burly fella, too big for the tiny house. He fills the doorway and whenever he enters he has to duck. you can hear him knocking things over and moving things through the walls, and sometimes you hear him talking too. you thought he had company over a lot or even a roommate who never left but it turns out he had a cat who he talks to all the time.

he's the perfect man, basically the blueprint for the flawless bf: charming, sexy, chivalrous, always lets you walk up the outside porch stairs first and is the first one over whenever something goes wrong at your place. Like an insistent fire alarm, or screaming, or if you need a handyman. he brings you food/refreshments when you're gardening, just like how you give him food and lemonade when he’s mowing your lawns, or shovelling snow (like an unofficial married couple according to some neighbours). Sharing leftovers if you know he comes home late, he does the same too. neighbourly courting.

Note: didn’t see you come home at the usual time, and I happened to make some extra dinner. Hope this was okay and not creepy, I’m sorry if it was. I’ll stop now, enjoy? !!!

Scruncly Hunter and big sister Luz got me BRAINWORMS!!!!!!!!!

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Behold! An enormous snugglebeast.

It has cookie flavoured lipbalm on its head now.

A little WIP 🫠 not even CLOSE to being done, but Christmas at the Von-Windenburg Estate is still in full effect ✨🎄🍷

The love of the Wanderer is to wanderers.

I NEVER NOTICED HUNTER HAD HIS ARM AROUND GUS IN THIS SCENE OMG THE BIG BROTHERIFICATION OF HUNTER IS SOMETHING SO PERSONAL TO ME

Felix walks around some more, has a bite to eat and tries his hand at speaking Japanese.

examining a seemingly normal image only to slowly realize the clear signs of AI generated art.... i know what you are... you cannot hide your true nature from me... go back where you came from... out of my sight with haste, wretched and vile husk

"The gang's all here."

omg nico hulkenbergs wife is a crochet girly

Aaaw Sonny the tiny house au sounds super dreamy!!! It’s so cute that Ari is such a gentleman and lets reader go first or goes quickly when he senses some type of trouble! And then Ari with a cat!! Ooooh what if reader has this beautiful yellow cannery that she has hanged close to her window so it’s right in-front of Ari’s window across. So sometimes she accidentally sees him shirtless and goes red! And then Ari peeks from his curtains and observes her speaking to her bird or singing to it! ✨! Do they have a cute garden they tend together 🤭🫣🌱🌿🌷🌹🌺🌸🌼🌻?

oh that is so adorable, an itty bitty birdy to keep you company. ari's cat likes to sit on the windowsill and stare at the canary, you two always joke about them being in love 🤭

you basically share the front yard: ari mows the lawn, cuts the weeds, and you get to plant your flowers everywhere 🫶 on his days off, he'll join you in tending to the garden (which is why you strategically started keeping those days free). he's an easy person to talk to, even though you don't have much in common, he'll listen to you rant about those damn plant pests for hours !!

Leaves a burger under my pillow for you.

Oh so I’m the Dragon Burger fairy now?

I’m going to everyone’s house and digging under their pillows for squashed dry burgers?

Unreal. What the fuck. Come on.

the parents on tiktok who live in the tiny homes/RV living or whatever should die. i just saw one video where this mom of two kids is showing off her tiny house and she makes her teenage children share a room in the loft and it doesnt even have a door, the loft is completely open for anyone to walk in and see??? seriously i cannot imagine being a teenager and having to share a cramped space with my siblings AND not having any privacy at all bc theres no door or walls. all the while the parents in that video had a full, closed-in master bedroom with doors AND a closed-in home office that also had a door. like why do the parents get two doors and the kids get no doors??? why do parents get privacy but the children dont lmao i hate the tiny living trend i really really do

just had a terrifying encounter in the toilet (what i'm trying to say is that i walked in and saw a house spider and i was like "dude you're in the way if you stay there while i'm pissing you're gonna get squished" and then he started crawling towards me so i lifted my foot and kicked the air a little towards him then he backed off and i kept doing that until he was in the corner)

Esme's 3 warmest days

Baby Blanket

I want to meet you, precious stranger. You're voice and name are foreign, though your warmth is familiar. I stretch my fingers ten months forward to grasp you, though you're here taking each step beside me. I know you, little alien: i braid an ancestral tapestry as we grow close. I pull my frayed heartstrings like thread to seal you to my body. I use my needle to hole punch my skin and weave you through the open wounds, so your easy company in my organs might heal me like a salve. Every pull threads you tighter to my flesh and the goodbye will surely shred me.

But I pull the stitch closed, regardless.

My needle is unsteady. I tread lightly. I defer. But this goodbye is mine to wave and when I come to tear your skin from mine, I will recognise you in the blood. I will kiss your cheeks and pet your eyes and I will thank you for the holes you leave behind, for the opportunity to press salty lips through my seams and whisper endless farewell. I don't regret getting to know a pain like yours so, please, when i peep through my holes from time to time, wave goodbye to me from the other side. And tell me

you'll pull our stitches closed again, regardless.