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andy-clutterbuck · 1 year
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5x16 | Conquer
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myrling-art · 7 months
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I just finished Fionna and Cake, and I'm coping so well.
And since my sister has threatened to make a music video with Simon and Betty to the song "This woman's work" by Kate Bush, I drew this to destroy her first. 👍
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me, laughing nervously and wondering how much worse it can possibly get as people tell me to prepare myself for future episodes of lost: homies we already at emotional rock bottom what do you mean we're gonna go lower
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boxwinebaddie · 3 months
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UNCLE NINA OUTFITS ATEEEE
Anonymous asked: UNCLE NINA UR SO PRETTY WAAAAH ;-;
aAAaAaAaaAAA!!!! thank you, my friends!!! i do my best with these brittle bones and my outsidely skin and sinues and things!!! i had to beat the fourty year old man alleGaytions, i am not a weird incel man, i am just a just a pathetic very kickable tv girl failure...which is worse.
the outfits are so much cooler than that too!!! like i have a purse made entirely out of capri sun packets, a crocheted strawberry hat (pls note there is an entire strawberry outfit), my favorite thing is to wear vintage slip dresses and stuff and incorporate them into my normal going out fits <33 i am literally criminally insane, but these hello kitty clog things just dropped AND THEY ARE 100 FUCKING DOLLARS WHY DO I WANT TO BUY THEM!!! UNCLE NINA UR TEACHER SALARY IS NOT GOING TO PAY FOR THOSE!!!
i look like miss frizzle if she were mentally ill & chaotically bisexual
DO WE SEE WHY BEAUTIFUL WOMEN MIGHT PICK ME UP ON THE STREET BY THE SCRUFF OF MY NECK LIKE WOW SO SHINY I LIKE UR WEIRD EYE MAKEUP AND STRANGRE OUTLANDISH CLOTHES BEFORE I START ACTIN A FOOL U GUYS????? skhdsks
like i am not scaring the hoes...The Hoes Scare Me!!!! women are so frightening like you are so fine, i do not know how to act, lmao.
I GOT AN ANON THAT COMPARED ME TO STAS LAST NIGHT AND IT WAS SOOOOOO FUCKING FUNNY THAT I STARTED CRYING! Stop! The! VIOLENCE! soo out of pocket! but also incredibly real. i'm all of stas' failed interactions with women and general dumbassery. i think there is a part where princess kylie where she is like "...and what Do you do around other women, marshwalker?" and stas is like "faff about and make a right mess of things" sahdlksahdakhsa REAL!!!!!
stas threatening to throw herself from the belltower and lie in the street whenever she fumbles a baddie is SOOOO ME!!! like when she said Alas Boys! I Am RUINED! Fetch Me The Ale I Wish To Drown My Endless Sorrows In It. *dramatic hand over eyes smh*
which okay, small tkak sidebar...i kind of want to actually write chapter one so if you want that...lmk lmaoooo. also if u have questions lmk x2. i would post it in the tag on the bwb account but people will Get Mad At Me if i start a fic and don't finish it again, also the mortifying ordeal of being known...like i could drop it under alias but...oof idk if i can take anyone else being mean to me abt my work. however...i do think the world deserves the tsot style yuri! fml
BUT YES THANK YOU!!! shipping style makes u beautiful please note! no, this really was very sweet and validating, flattery will get u absolutely everywhere with me...i have low self esteem. i try to radiate bebe stevens and kenny mcwhoremick, but i am a stan girl. OKAY, BACK TO THE WRITER GIRL MINES!!!! THANK U FRIENDS!
-uncle nina, who is secretly stas
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women of the world if you ever feel the urge to shave thats the devil speaking to you im not kidding its literally the devil whispering in your ear
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effervescent-fool · 9 months
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mazojo · 2 years
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Jihye and I understand Kim Dokja in a way not even he himself can
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craycraybluejay · 6 months
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Hey, anything we could to to try and help you settle in the meantime before tomorrow? :((
Honestly, I have no idea, but I really appreciate the care. I think I will just daydream and maybe do terrible things to that person and their loved ones in the daydream, lol. If you cannot get over shock and other insanity, you can definitely turn it into enjoyment with a little bit of overdramatic violence and other things.
#anon response#honestly it would've been worse if they said something way more specific and up my alley or related to my thoughts on them in that moment#i would've just flat out freaked out and might actually have thrown up instead of mouth just tasting like it#mortifying ordeal of being known#etc etc#like i wouldnt do most of the terrible things. some with consent sure but aside from that no#but if they managed to say something else more accurate i might have actually freaked out and like. violenced them#idk. its really hard to put into words exactly the way im feeling rn#just. feeling. weird.#and sick#will sleep soon that will fix me enough for now#and hopefully i can summon the absolute balls needed to open up more to therapist and maybe friend#im scared either way. im scared ill explain feeling wrong. im scared my rage and disgust and shock is so loud#i wish i could know for sure that whatever i need to say to contextualize is always ok#i guess i could play the 'beating around the bush in 5d' game#where i throw person any mildly related topic in an impersonal and larger than life way and see what they do w it#thats the bare minimum sometimes when im not fucking retarded ab talking to ppl and am rightly paranoid#im just so bad at the correct nt games of parsing a person's character#long games.. rumination.. shock.. hurt.. rage..#im sleepy from the drugs so its even harder to explain#im rambling. i would appreciate cute fandom memes in the morning or something. and no bad news or anti bullshit
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i made a meme idk if it works in english cus i don’t know if many other countries have those e city scooters, anyway if you’re german you’ll relate to this
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i am at my limit
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gigginox · 8 months
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like im sorry but i cant see myself being interested or attracted to someone who is like. practically hairless i just cant
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morethanonepage · 1 year
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how do we feel about this
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crispfencer · 1 year
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todayisafridaynight · 11 months
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I've been in my feelings about Jo and Aoki's last interactions for a bit...
Because that whole scene is textbook verbal abuse, right... Aoki is very clearly trying to tear Jo's self-esteem and bolster his own, establish control, all that, and Jo just has to stand there meekly and take it. All because Jo's disobeyed one too many times and Aoki needs someone he knows he can control to head the Tokyo Omi Alliance.
Like Jo says he's never disobeyed Aoki except in that one instance, but not handling things himself at Otohime Land was very much his way of giving Ichi an out indirectly, and I feel like Aoki was beginning to catch on based on his comments about Jo neglecting the situation and acting strangely. Directly refusing his orders just confirmed his suspicions.
It's kind of lost among all the bombshells dropped in Chapter 13, but Jo's hesitance to kill anyone who's important to Arakawa is a big deal to me. It's not like he had any personal ties to Hoshino or any investment in maintaining the balance of the Ijin Three whatsoever; he went to those lengths to set himself up to be stopped because Arakawa wouldn't want Hoshino to die and that was it.
To return to the scene, I think it's also a great demonstration of Aoki's "those who use and those who get used" mentality. This next thing is... pretty badly mistranslated, at least in the subs, so it was lost on me for a while. But before the Lost Puppy line, the specific way Aoki chooses to downplay Jo's merit is by telling him he only got to his position because everyone was so sensitive to his (Aoki's) feelings and could tell he favored Jo, following him around like a lost puppy being precisely why Aoki favored him.
I don't think that was all there was to it, of course. Dude was five and deliberately brings Jo wherever he goes to this day by choice. It's kind of like those guys who get rejected once and start going on tirades about how "she should've been grateful, she was ugly anyway." But that's what Aoki wants to portray--you only had it that good because of me, and I can take it away whenever I want. Whenever you're no longer of use. Anything to preserve his status as the user and Jo's as the used.
Jo's crossed the line at this point. He is no longer of use. He does kind of get into it so that takes the edge off my frustration with The English Language, but from this point onward, he believes Aoki sees him as a "bullet"--a hitman only sent on suicide missions. So despite everything he's done for him, despite being "the favorite," he knows full well Aoki's trying to kill him before Aoki even gives Ishioda the order. And... he accepts it.
So TO GO FROM THAT to having to reconcile in prison would've been so much powerful than what the ending was trying to do. Having to come to terms with the fact you killed one of the only people who saw you for who you were and truly cared about you, were going to kill the other two, and have abused all three from the moment you realized you had power over them. And for Jo, going through everything he went through because of Aoki and loving him without question anyway... Getting to express that in some small way... I need to lie down...
ALSO tattoo essay... later... maybe tomorrow... I mainly just feel like I sound extremely mean about rggtattoos' take😭😭😭but the show must go on
YEAH NO THAT'S IT ALL FAX NO PRINTER NO EXTRA NOTES NECESSARY
It'd be the fact that Aoki'd have no choice but to confront those decisions he made and those things he wanted to happen. he'd made a social circle for himself where people predominantly liked him for the power and influence he had and totally turned his back on the people who- awfully ironically as he wanted- loved him for him
He'd already smoothed things over with Ichi, so- by his own hand- all that was left was Jo, the person he'd taken for granted the most next to Arakawa and who he planned to have executed alongside him. Jo's got every right to not forgive Aoki and to push him away, let each other rot in prison ignoring each other. So it's the worst feeling when Jo doesn't do that- its impossible for me not to imagine Jo wondering about what happened for Aoki to get so banged up if he's brought into prison the same night, and making sure Aoki's okay despite it.
Whereas Ichi was more upfront about his love and even frustrated about it ('frustrated' in that 'how could Aoki be so blind not to see how much care there is for him from us'), the breaking part about Jo is that he's forced himself to be so careful about showing his affection. Ichi's love was borderline irritating for how apparent it was: Jo's could have easily been written off or ignored.
All of that said, prison is where Aoki would be forced to realize that Jo does love him like Ichi said he does; there's no reason to keep up appearance or kiss up anymore- Aoki doesn't have any use to Jo anymore (if Aoki chose to interpret Jo's loyalties as a stepping stone to promote himself), and there's certainly no where else to run. It's probably that dawning moment that's gotta be so. Oh God What The Fuck. Like it's a sobering moment for him to go 'What have I been doing this whole time/what have I done to everyone', as corny as it sounds
#long post#just said 'no notes necessary' and here i go spouting bullshit again ☠️#in any case there goes my essay about the dynamic shown between jo and aoki 😩#but in all seriousness Yeah.... its shit i rotate in my head constantly about- esp where aoki starts to notice how 'strange' jo's acting#it fucks with me on immeasurable levels and i love examining it in my fuckin. awful little cave that's my brain#its just such a twisted set of circumstances that hurts that i enjoy it makes me want to throw up if i think of it for too long#their interactions are so minimal but i will tear into them and rip them apart. as much as i allow myself to anyway#ive gone on a gross nonsense ramble long enough though.. i blame all the dramas and movies i been watchin lately...#i need that bittersweet moment so bad and knowing itll never come makes me want to eat my tea pot and crunch the porcelain#ouugghhh... i have to finish these comms maybe then i can be delusional and scribble up such an ending#and feel free to take your time with that tattoo essay ! if you disagree with something then just say so#no point in beating around the bush- esp when ive mentioned it so much (which mustve been a pain to read 🙇‍♂️)#just gotta say your piece and carry on: peer review and discussion and all very valuable things#its why i try to not to say anythin if i can help it LMAO im far too baby brained to contribute anything sufficient or of value#big fan of reading though :) very much a sheep i am LMAO#ive thrown up verbiage enough though i still have these comms to finish 😭
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necro-hamster · 1 year
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why the hell did my neighbor leave a passive aggressive ass note in a BUSH abt picking up after my dogs shit 😭😭😭 like bro i DO we just live in an apartment complex w a million other dogs/cats that also shit in the grass. why is this my fault
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i was gonna complain that stranger things didnt use any heavy metal songs when eddies doing something but then i realised if they had theyd ruin it. sorry for caring about stranger things on main this seasons sound design is just So Bad to me
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countess-of-edessa · 2 years
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fall formal tonight. (former) neighbor threatened to fireman carry me back to my room if i passed out and i just had to ask him to help my take off my necklace because my roommate isn’t home and im alone. my former roommate threw up in front of us (former neighbor politely turned around) in the bushes while waiting for her uber. fun night
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