could you imagine getting tickets to see your favorite glee star Darren Criss live in concert and he brings out two millennials and starts singing wizard rock

Just finished episode 6 of Wednesday and oh my god!

⚠️ Warning for spoilers if you still haven't watched the show ⚠️

First of all, the "invite" for surprise party was genius, the meeting place - very "Wednesday" style and the cake looked great.

The "supposedly drowned sister" probably not dead after all (just like I thought, which is... Wow, really?!)

Lucas (previously mentioned only as "mayor's son", because he didn't deserve to be one of the characters who's name I remember yet) is trying to be nice and turn a new leaf. I like it. I have a soft spot for people who try to become better (Yes, I'm talking about Sebastian Smythe - still a Gleek 🤷🏼‍♀️😂). Also, Bianca/Lucas - I can see this. I won't be opposed to them being together (preferably somewhere in the background, keeping their relationship drama to themselves).

Talking about mayor - poor guy... At least he tried to work with outcasts and keep peace in town (even if he did a lot of wrong things).

I have some conflicting feelings about Wednesday using those close to her. On the one hand, it's a little amusing and kind of genius how she manipulates everyone. And it's admirable how she's not afraid to ask for help when needed. On the other hand, it's not really nice... I feel hurt on behalf of Enid. Poor girl, she's trying so hard to be Wednesday's friend. Also Tyler and Xavier - both are genuinely interested in her and try to help when they can. And she's just leading them on and uses them. Especially Tyler, who still thinks that she asked him to be her date for school dances and then just ghosted him... (While we're at it, how about Xavier and Tyler stop fighting for Wednesday with each other and just get together? That would be awesome, right?! 😃)

Wednesday is banned from investigation by sheriff, she's on the thin ice with principal and her friends are upset with her for using them and getting them in big trouble. Good thing she never gives up. I'm sure she'll make it all better 😄

Okay, so... Suspects and theories, as always.

I'm not sure after this episode's events Tyler should be an option anymore. But he still is and I will explain this later.

Now Laurel Gates (the "supposedly drowned sister")... She could be behind those kills. Her family hated outcasts and they had this hidden altar for Crackstone, which means she could've been trying to get him back or something... She could also be the one who made doctor to write the note and killed him, to restart this case and get a revenge on her brother (and to distract everyone from the "beast investigation") And I have a few new crazy theories about her and beast:

The therapist is actually Laurel, who just changed her name, and she went kinda crazy. Now she's using Tyler, who has meetings with her (we know that from the show) and who might be a beast, to kill and collect body parts the same way she collects animals' bodies to stuff them later. Maybe he doesn't even know about this and she's learned to control him.

Miss Thornhill is actually Laurel, who just changed her name. She's back to get revenge and ruin the school. She's working as a teacher there, because it's easier for her to do everything from the inside. She could also use (read, control) the beast for killing and collecting.

Now, why do I still think Tyler could be a beast? Because we didn't see his confrontation with it and he only got scratched. Why would beast go upstairs after girls before killing Tyler? Don't get me wrong, I'm super glad that he's alive, but... Everyone else before this was either killed or put into coma (Eugene). And two of this times Wednesday was there too, but beast didn't just leave the victims to run after her. So what if Tyler's scream was because he turned into a beast? And the scratch was made on purpose or maybe it was even from Enid? Though, then there's a problem of clothes... He would have to get undressed before turning and then get dressed again after becoming human 🤔

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A/N: lots of things happen in our fandom wide Netflix Party glee watch (which, btw everyone is invited to!!! 16:00 EST daily!!! @justgleekout posts the link every day!) and this was one of those things… as prompted by @porcelain-nightbird

Also, we’re gonna ignore canon (as per use) bc Kurt and Blaine are the same age and both juniors. (also, ten points if anyone can catch the blink and you’ll miss it Little Numbers reference lmao)

Special thanks to @byebyeblainey who is an absolute sweetheart and HYPE MACHINE!! Ily Brit!

Summary: Blaine has a blog and can’t stop replaying a certain video over and over again. Season 2 AU, 7.5k words

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He doesn’t know who reblogged it, but it doesn’t matter because Blaine read their tags (#this is hilarious! #made my day tbh) and immediately blocked and unfollowed them.

The video is from a low-class gossip blog (he knows it’s a low-class gossip blog because the url is jbi-gossip-blog) and the title on his computer screen has been glaring tauntingly back at him for what seems like eons. 

JBI’s Gleek of the Week clip: Local Lady Lips (@porcelain-e-hummel) Gets What’s Coming to Him! Link to full Glee’s Big GAY Summer video here

He can’t believe the asshole who posted it actually tagged the poor guy, along with ten other weird urls, including but not limited to rbbgoldstar, puckzilla, queen-j-cedes, and asianpersuasian. 

Still, he can’t help but watch it and rewind it and watch it again (always stopping before those two jerks at the end throw some gross looking frozen drink on their unsuspecting victim). Blaine clicks the cursor and drags back the video seeker to the beginning.

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Wonder Twins #8

The British version of Polly Math isn't as clever because her name is Polly Maths.

I thought aging was waking up every morning because you didn't take enough pills the night before.

The worst part about aging is being too dead to see the youth who made fun of you for being old grow old and die themselves. The sad old 48 year old guy typing this wants you to know that the sad old 48 year old guy in the panel is the principal of Zan and Jayna's high school. The librarian is also a sad 48 year old guy except not a guy and maybe not sad. She probably fucked the principal in high school though. This is probably a love story. Not one of those love stories that ends happily. More like one of those love stories where some lonely jerk goes to their 30th high school reunion and tells the person they had a crush on in high school that they never stopped loving them and the person they confess to says, "Did we know each other?"

I'm beginning to think I shouldn't be as proud as I am to guess where comic book plots are going. I'm fucking pathetic.

Don't worry. Principal Adultman doesn't admit to being a chronic sleep-creeper in the panel following the previously scanned bunch. He just says, "I'm a principal!" Although I totally would have been intrigued if he had said, "I was a sleep-creeper!" I would have thought, "Gross! What a jerk," and not, "Oh! I hope we get a flashback!" Because I'm a decent person who now knows sleep-creeping is wrong. Principal Adultman wants to cancel his 30th high school reunion so he doesn't have to interact with Librarian Lost Love. I guess he's afraid they might play The Cure's "Last Dance" during the reunion which was playing the first time he finger-banged the librarian. The principal confesses his love for the librarian and his subsequent failure over the years to get over it on the open school announcement microphone. So now the librarian knows things are even more awkward than she realized! Now she has to start preparing her speech about how there's no way he can love her because he doesn't know her and even if he thought he loved her in high school, she didn't love him. She couldn't love him because she didn't even know who she was or what she wanted and should she have to live with the unintended consequences of one moment where she really wanted to fucking cum on some guy's warm hand for the rest of her lives simply because that warm hand belonged to some schlub?! Maybe she's the type of person who doesn't prepare speeches and she'll just tell him to fuck off and get a life. Although she's a librarian so I think speeches probably excite her as much as the album Disintegration does. Somewhere in the high school reunion drama is a story about Polly Math and her inability to forgive Jayna for putting her in prison and failing to save her dad from eternity in The Phantom Zone. But I don't think that's as important as that old guy still pining for a woman who forgot about him decades ago. Polly escapes prison or something. I don't know. I just skimmed those pages to get to the final embarrassing confrontation between Principal Adultman and Librarian Lost Love that Jayna is unwittingly setting up. She thinks she can prove people will always forgive each other. Ha ha! What a child!

Bah. Stupid Jayna being right.

Wonder Twins #8 Final Thoughts: I guess Mark Russell doesn't trade in cynicism. He's all about earnestness and optimism and hope and shit. Hey, I get that! It's totally the stuff I would aspire to if I wasn't such a lowly, scum-sucking piece of crap. But I'd still prefer for Librarian Lost Love to have been a bit mean. He treats her like a failed conquest for thirty years, making as if she's the reason his world has fallen apart and his time at work has uncomfortable moments, while she was just going on with her life as he grew smaller and smaller in her rear view and he expects her to do the heavy lifting of forgiveness?! Fuck that dude! Although, I suppose, if he didn't matter to her as much as I suspect he didn't matter to her, it's easy enough to just say, "Sure! You're forgiven. Now can you stop making things so awkward, you immature turd?" Anyway, I guess Polly is going to forgive Jayna soon because they're going to team up to save Polly's dad.

tagged by the lovely and amazing @emmmathompson

nicknames: some people call me Liv, one really does call me Miss O, hence the twitter handle. but tbh i like my name!!

zodiac sign: Cancer sun, Aquarius Moon, Sagittarius rising.

height: 5′7″

Hogwarts house: Slytherin sun, Hufflepuff rising.

last thing I googled: how to load music onto a samsung phone so my poor mother can finally listen to music lol.

fav music: i default to dance pop but i really do like all kinds of music but generally prefer when women are making it.

song stuck in my head: All Your Favorite Bands by Dawes has been there for most of the weekend (which, you know, slightly contradicts the above answer, but i do make the occasional exception).

what i follow: gay stuff! older women! cats! now i’m just being redundant!

followers: 367, which i know is particularly sad for being on this hellsite for almost 10 years, but to be fair at least a quarter of those have arrived since i started writing fic.

do i get asks: not very many but i’m easily overwhelmed by interpersonal communication so it’s probably for the best.

amount of sleep: 6.5ish on workdays, closer to 8-10 on weekends.

what i’m wearing: sweats and a Golden Girls t-shirt.

dream job: a hot middle-aged woman’s trophy wife (but no really i love to cook and organize calendars i’d be quite good at it). quasi-real answer? writing books but saying that out loud means i’d actually need to do something about it.

dream trip: i liked Kate’s tour of Italy idea.

favourite food: 🍕🍕🍕🍕

languages: english and the bit of spanish i can remember from school.

favorite songs rn: Marina’s whole new album!!! AND Lizzo’s whole new album!!! we’ve been truly blessed this month. Like a Girl specifically has been on repeat, though.

random fact: uhhhh i can spit out of the underside of my tongue which is called gleeking sorry to bring it up.

aesthetic: the thing is, at least when it comes to personal style, it’s hard to have an aesthetic when you’re fat because until about 4 years ago all plus size clothes only involved sequins and cheetah print. it’s the truth. ANYWAY it’s easier now but i still dress like a boring lady with an office job. but here’s some aspirational aesthetics i suppose: hard femme, moto jackets, lots and lots of lipstick, dark jewel tones, every shade of purple, looking like ursula BUT ALSO filled to the brim bookshelves and teacup collections and big bright open windows because i’m getting soft in my old age but also so my cats can bask in them.

i tag @praiselilith and @queenology.

“You poor little girl...you don't know whats coming for you” LMFAOOOO this anon has the same vibes as those 2014 fangirls that were like “potterheads get your wands. gleeks grab your slushies. avengers fans assemble. you don’t know who you’re messing with!!!1!1!1” anon there are bigger things to worry about than some anonymous person on tumblr lol

Can you imagine getting that upset about one little blog?

Reminder that "maaan I wish x member had more screen time" does not equal "i hate jungkook for stealing screen time from x member" and it no way the second quote is complaining- it is hate and you should either rethink your words either get out and breathe some air, eat something, cut your internet connection , go live in the woods

yeah exactly. you’re all allowed to complain or be upset to your heart’s content but its not jungkooks fault. dont direct your dislike at him god.

i got a lot of messages so under the cut

Anonymous said: I'm Jin biased too but I'm not complaining. They made their songs on their own, or sometimes with pdogg, bang pd, and more. I'm pretty sure they're doing the best in line distribution. and being "hyung stan" sounds as bad as only stanning maknae line. STAN BTS. stan them all together, stan their individual works. Can't relate with people who always wants more. If you want hyung line to sing more, go listen their individual song on spotify. support them. not whine in places they can't see.

i mean hyung stan like as in bias lmao most of us have our biases~ but yeah, stan them all. but yeah, the members dont really decide on the special stages and the opportunities? like i’m sure they voice their desires to the company, but in the end it’s the company who secures these opportunities. there are too many factors. jungkook isn’t going around saying “seokjin hyung shouldnt get those lines they should be mine” so adskfajsdf

Anonymous said: @ hater anon: if you dislike jungkook for the amount of lines and spotlight he gets then you're as good as not a fan of bts. im sure bighit knows whats best for each member so stop your childish rants

i only disagree with the last bit lmao bighit should be working harder to get opportunities for the others (which they are, tbh, theyre getting jin/hoseok a lot of variety) but yeah, it could def be better

Anonymous said: Anon you must have a sad life to actually hate on the poor guy for giving his best and just living his life - how about you focus more on more important stuff like how there is a growing tension between countries that looks more serious than ever and idk some climate changing issues or maybe yeah your own life and not some band you're supposed to only listen to for their music

hey now chill lmao we’re allowed to care about several things at once, but yeah lets not hate on a dude for just doing his job and doing his best. he works hard.

Anonymous said: how can you even look at jungkook and have these negative feelings towards him... how can you watch his 1 hour long vapp broadcast, which was one of the biggest blessings ever, and hate this child..

i dunno dude he’s genuinely so earnest and hardworking, its baffling. 

Anonymous said: R.I.P Gleeks aka Glee Fandon 

the glee fandom aka literal hell, good riddance tbh.

Anonymous said: i saw some people complaining why it was only kook who got to sing when they performed rainism. hey people, it was a solo song. one person sang that song. it was only appropriate that only one of them sang. okay you're salty that it's jk but it's not like he was in charge of that. at least the others danced with him. they could have easily made jk perform alone but??? they didn't. 

to be fair, as i told you is also a solo song, but they had more than one person singing in it. it being a solo song isnt really a sturdy argument lmao. but really, it’s not like jungkook decides on it. i’d have rather they kept the stage to jungkook hoseok and tae, cause the others did jack all, but hey.