made my dad watch DS9 with me over break and we're watching the opening scene of the second ep. (you know the one) and my father turns to me and goes
"it's like they're the only two out gay guys in town and that one (garak) is making a point to introduce himself. especially since they're both already aware of each other it's like a *thing*"
and then he asked me if i was okay because my heart monitor was beeping telling me i was having a heart attack
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im gonna give you the jaces twin reader au vibe with a shit post so here.
y/n, holding a cauliflower in front of Aemond's face: what is this?
aemond: ...a cauliflower?
y/n, turning to aegon: okay, now tell him what you think it is.
aegon, mumbling: ghost brocoli
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daemon: what did i tell you about lying to me?
y/n, dejected: it only works on other people.
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helaena: can we not do this in front of our friends?
y/n: friends? i only tolerate aemond and aegon is basically a pet.
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Alicent: y/n, when is your birthday?
y/n: why? so you can look up my natal chart? so you can figure out my weaknesses? so you can destroy me?
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Rhaenyra: so, y/n is no longer allowed to help the servants out by taking out the trash. why, you ask? Because i've caught her five time trying to train the raccoons to use knives.
y/n: THEY NEED TO LEARN TO PROTECT THEMSELVES!!!!
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Jace: y/n, you love me, right?
y/n: normall i would say yes without hesitation but i feel like this is heading somewhere i don't like
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rhaenyra: let me see what you have
luke: a knife!
y/n: okay, have fun!
rhaenyra: NO!
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i need to write some horrible little mermaid au that is very painful and i need to do it NOW
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i think if arthur and tommy were locked in a room together for like. a week. they'd do a full reenactment of the lighthouse
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sabrina carpenter and taylor swift’s debut albums are both sooo girlhood coded
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Unlikely, I know, but when I picture the Inner Circle at Rita's, I imagine them dancing to like Crank That (Soulja Boy) and Umbrella.
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I love Dacre’s new style it reminds me of a five year old, a grandpa, and a gym bro
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So far there had been no sign or sound of pursuit that the hobbits could see or hear; but often Glorfindel would halt and listen for a moment, if they lagged behind, and a look of anxiety clouded his face. Once or twice he spoke to Strider in the elf-tongue.
Two concerned parents whispering to each other so as not to let their children hear and also get worried.
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I dont know quite when or how this happened or how to interpret it thematically, but cyrus has ended up with a VERY strong elemental association with lightning. Some of his most significant magical injuries come from lightning attacks (the ancient rock wraith blast he saved varric from in the deep roads, anders chain lightning-ing him when corypheus takes over his mind), but then also glandivalis (😍😍😍😍😍) deals electricity damage. His eyes are grey his name is Hawke but he isn't the sky he's specifically that which grounds it, reaches, touches, makes contact with the earth, however briefly
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nonbinary and transmasc folx with nonbinary and transmasc medusa/gorgon tattoos those are the only ones who get me
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