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JENNIE???!!!?!!?? MA'AM.
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I have a type it seems.
#junker queen#odessa dez stone#queen of junkertown#odessa stone#junkerqueen#overwatch2#overwatch#this woman i swear#buff woman#karlach#baldur's gate 3
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Uhmmmm SOS this pic’s got me feeling all sorts of ways
#this woman I swear#eve best#monica chatwin#the honourable woman#she's...#I just#I can't even express what I can't even express#this woman I stg
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eda: shows heavy guilt over king and luz going through hardships and still isn’t able to forgive herself for attacking her father, which happened completely out of her control
lilith, after purposely cursing her sister:
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Cersei in AFFC: Uzny Kettleblack I need you to cuck my 10-year-old son, he cant do shit, he's 10 and he'll listen to me
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My mum doesn't think I should get a cat because it makes travel hard. But she also doesn't think I should travel much...?
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naina bhan for a&r, oct ‘18
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My dad: *Telling me to get my GED and start studying but is really nice about it*
Me: *excited and tells my mom because I'd love to go off and do things*
Her: I don't know why you want to go to collage! I mean the stalk market is gonna crash and is in shambles! The world's going to shit! I don't know why you want to even do anything!!
Me:
#id take up smoking or drinking at this rate but i dont have an ID to buy those things...#and im not legal drinking age yet sadly....#ma'am please get me an ID....#please let me go lff and do things and be things...#this woman i SWEAR
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Update on my mom
Her arm is broken in two places, and they’re concerned her pinky is also broken. She’s being stretched out at the ER to make sure her bones are properly aligned before they place the cast. It’s unclear how long she’ll wear it and be on leave from her job.
For context: My mom is partially paralyzed in her left leg from when she had polio as a baby. She walks with a limp and a leg brace. There was water on the floor at her job that she slipped in and fell. She tried to lessen the impact by setting off with her left hand, which then broke. She has a massive bruise on the underside of her upper right arm, where she tried to stop the fall, and the back of the chair splintered from the force. Her butt also hurts a little. Third time in three years that she’s broken an arm.
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Seiko, standing up in the morning: "Ah yes, today is a good day to kill my son" ☀️
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Chained
"Y/N! Come in 'ere for a second."
Getting up from the couch, I walked into the bedroom to find Odessa was holding a box in her hands. Walking over to her, I grew curious.
"What's in the box, Dez?"
"Somethin' special I got for ya."
"For me?" I asked. While Odessa did get me gifts here and there, it was never anything outside of the city. And from the way it was packaged, it was definitely outside the outbacks and into the actual city.
"Yeah. For you. Open it," she handed me the box.
I took it as she grabbed Gracie from the side of her leg, handing me her precious knife. Taking it carefully, I opened up the box and to find a chain necklace resting in some nice tissue paper. Grabbing it, I removed it from its plastic wrapping and found it was a pretty long chain. It was thick, too. But the ends weren't like the normal clasping of a necklace. There were two hearts on the end of the chain.
"H-How am I supposed to get this on?" I asked.
"'ere, let me help," Odessa said, taking the chain.
Raising it above my head, she placed it behind my neck. Taking one of the heart endings, she put it in the other. With the two entangled in one another, it sat nicely on my upper chest, the two hearts interlocked.
"Aww, Dez," I said. "Did ya get this because it reminded you of us?"
She nodded her head, "And then some."
"And then some?"
"Yeah. You'll see what I mean later. Right now, I've got to meet up with someone," she said and kissed my forehead. "I'll see ya later."
"Bye, Dez," I said, hugging her. "Thank you for the necklace."
"You're welcome," she said.
Before she left, I pecked her lips and waved goodbye to her. I might as well get ready for the work day. Once I had finished getting ready, I walked out of the house and towards the warehouse. I got some interesting looks and comments about the necklace I was wearing. Some were even smiling, whispering behind their hands as they pointed at me. I was so confused. Reaching the warehouse, I started to get orders done and when people came to pick them up, they admired the necklace, but also made some interesting comments about being 'chained' and 'marked'. This went on for the rest of the day until I went over to Odessa's office building. Those comments were swirling in my head and when I reached the throne room, I opened the door, despite it being closed.
"Dez?" I asked as I walked in.
She was sitting in her throne reading some papers. Picking her head up, she smiled at me, setting her papers down.
"Hey, princess. Work day done for ya already?"
"Yeah."
"Heard you were the talk of the town. Everyone loved your necklace."
"I-I've wanted to talk to ya about that."
"About what?"
"T-The necklace."
"What about it?"
"What exactly is it? I-I've never seen anythin' like it."
"Come 'ere," she said.
Walking closer to her, she slipped her finger through the heart shaped clasp. Spinning her finger around, she wrapped her index finger around it, pulling the chain closer to my neck. And in doing so, it pulled me towards her. Our faces were right in front of one another, the tip of her nose touching mine.
"Oh, darlin'," she growled in a dark tone. "You're so innocent."
"W-What is this?" I asked, trying to loosen the chain up, but she tugged me closer to her.
"Called a slip chain, darlin'."
"A-A slip chain?"
"Meant for dogs, to keep 'em under control. But I saw someone made 'em for people. Decided I might try it out on ya."
"S-So kind of like a collar and leash?"
"Similar, but not exactly."
"W-What do ya plan on doin' with me when I wear it?"
"This," she wrapped a small portion of the chain around her two fingers before yanking me towards her.
Her lips pressed against mine firmly, forcing her tongue into my mouth. I let out a moan as my hands grabbed onto her shoulders.
"Come sit on your throne, darlin'," she said through the heated make out.
She didn't need to tell me twice. I crawled onto her lap and wrapped my arms around her neck, digging my hands into her hair. She released her hold on the slip chain, loosening it to where I could breathe a bit better. Her hands trailed down from my sides and to my thighs, squeezing them before making their way to my ass, rolling my hips against hers. Pulling away to breathe, she growled and hooked her finger through the heart clasp, pulling the chain again.
"I ain't done with ya, princess," she snarled.
"P-Please, Dez. I-I need a breather."
"Fine," she said, removing her hold on the chain. It loosened up and sat nicely once more.
I took in a deep breath as Odessa placed her elbow on the arm rest, leaning her head against her hand. Looking down at me with a dark, hungry look in her eyes. She could tear the clothing right off of me with just one look. And that was the same look she was giving me. The tip of her tongue came out and licked at her lips, grinning as her other hand grabbed my ass tightly.
"D-Dez," I whined.
"Ya think I can restrain myself when I am lookin' at the most stunnin' and gorgeous woman ever?"
I smiled widely, feeling my face growing warmer as she pressed her forehead against mine. She placed her hands on my waist, rubbing little circles against my stomach.
"I love you," she whispered.
"I love you, too."
"Now," she hooked her finger through the heart shaped clasp once more and leaned back in the throne, yanking me towards her. Our noses were touching once more as she glared harshly into my eyes.
"You're goin' to give your queen what she wants, yeah?"
"Does my queen want 'er princess to please 'er?" I asked, knowing what she wanted.
She chuckled darkly, "Fuck yes. On your knees."
I got off of her lap and placed myself on the ground. Placing my head in between her legs, I rested my head against her thigh. Reaching down, she cupped my jaw and titled my head up.
"Such a good girl," she smirked. "Now, you know what to do."
"Yes, my queen."
#junker queen#odessa dez stone#queen of junkertown#odessa stone#junkerqueen#overwatch2#overwatch#this woman i swear#junkerqueen x reader#junker queen x reader
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#aloy#horizon#hzd#hfw#horizon zero dawn#horizon forbidden west#this woman I swear#I wish she was real 😭#she’s literally the most beautiful person I have ever laid my eyes on#aside from my partner of course
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because i love u
YOU ARE LUCKY I LOVE YOU
WE ABOUT TO FIGHT.
GET THAT THIRD GIF AWAY FROM ME. 🥵
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I'm watching Wheel of Fortune while talking on the phone with one of my girlfriends. She likewise has it on. The answer to the first puzzle is clearly 'Hocus-Pocus'.
Girlfriend: *shouts in my ear, perfectly serious* Mucus-Pukus!
Me: ......
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*lurks and watches the delightful lewdness unfold*
"Aww, why you gotta hide like that? Why not come out and get a firsthand taste of me yourself~?" Down, girl -
#anonymous#rise of the night witch || ic#this woman I swear#I know I gave her her own blog so I wouldn't have to censor her for folks who didn't come for that sort of thing#but damn nyx absolutely zero hesitation
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It's Bitching about Heaven hours
#hazbin hotel#hazbin art#vaggie#vaggatha#sir pentious#saint pentious#lucifer morningstar#hazbin lucifer#they all have grievances toward heaven#Lucifer: they stole my idea#and called them geese#made it worse#Vaggie:That's nothing#I had to serve under the limp Dick master and his yes-woman#I had to clean out Adam's mask and i swear he ate nothing but cheetos in that thing!#Saint Pentious: I can't find parking for my death dirigible#Then they have the nerve to asssk#“Sssaint Pentiousss why do you need a death dirigible?”#HOW CAN THISSS BE PARADISSSE IF I CAN'T HAVE A DEATH DIRIGIBLE!!!!
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