this isn't a horny post but. has buck even... seen a hard penis before that was not his own? like yeah yeah porn but. that's not really the same is it. not when you're not even looking. not when you don't even know that you want to look. like for all intents and purposes buck is completely virginal here and that's. ummm. that's a lot.
Some new art of a very very old oc of mine! From like, when I was an 8th grader in middle school to freshman in high school I think, I haven’t thought about this character or the world she’s from in like… years, but my brain suddenly remembered she existed! And so I drew some art of her!
Visually, she’s absolutely mostly the result of my child self sticking Toko Fukawa from Danganronpa and Peacock from Skullgirls in a blender and lettin it fuckin rip. Personality wise she’s a bit different tho… she’s into politics! As in,,, she’s in politics ghgh, she’s like the chief of the surveillance department for the country of (mostly) witches that the story takes place in. And one of the advisors to the head ruler witch,,, she sucks! Hardcore! she’s def a villain lol
Not to be shippy on main but why does everyone go in for tsundere fx and "nuisance to society" jy when their every interaction screams the opposite. Fx is logical and realistic enough to be more than well-acquainted with how she feels and is extremely devoted to her work (and subsequently the general) and on the opposite hand jy is incredibly selfless and caring towards her (literally the first time they met he told her he'd take the blame when she suggested they frickin commit a war crime in order to win the Abundance War). Like yeah teasy jy is amusing or whatever but realistically that wouldn't be in the droves y'all think it would and fx would probably laugh at it the few times it might happen more than she'd get all tsundere-y about it
She's not emotional. That's the difference. She doesn't have emotional outbursts. She's extremely calm and rational and she's dealt with jy for more than long enough to become extremely used to his antics and she wouldn't take them nearly so seriously.
They're PINERS. They're pining and it's obvious. They watch each other from across the room when they think the other isn't looking and they leave each other nice little notes at work because both of them overwork themselves and need breaks. I am COOKING here
Still not over Zhu Yilong describing going to a mental hospital (to research for Ma Zhe) & how he got a little fearful, broke out in a sweat, and (I quote) “everything on my body stood up”
Director Wei ShuJun proceeds to completely lose it in a fit of giggles along with author Yu Hua LaoShi, and the audience. Meanwhile, Long Ge was sitting there like “what? why you laughing? what did I say …..guys pls”
silly art request from my brother while he watches marble hornets for the first time: "can you draw masky really tiny holding a single match in front of jays burning apartment building. with a little smirk on his face"
Dustin Hoffman's delivery of the "I'm scared" line kills me every time. When I first watched midnight cowboy my chest would literally hurt whenever I thought about that scene for the next three days ITS JUST SO EEAUGHHH GGGGRRRRA GRRAH BARK BARK GRRRRRKKSJJSHSHHKKKKKKHHH
Hey you! It is of my belief that Zenkichi Hasegawa from Persona 5 Strikers, spin-off sequel to the game Persona 5, is perhaps one of - if not the most pathetic guy, if you will.
Well, we have a chance to vote for him in @patheticmenscuffle! And you may be wondering to yourself, "why should I vote for Zenkichi in this pathetic man scuffle? What makes him a pathetic wet rag of a man?"
Not to worry, dear tumblr user!
While I could tell you of why Zenkichi is an interesting character, about his relationship with his daughter who he'd protect with his life, about the moment he awakened his Persona... Or any other time where he was generally very cool, or interesting character...
Well that wouldn't tell you why he is so very pathetic, now would it?
For as much as he has cool, interesting moments... He has infinitely more where he is just an absolute fucking loser.
Dude gets bullied by teenagers on a regular basis. He freaks out over everything. He keeps trying to "fit in" with the Phantom Thieves by repeatedly giving off so much "how do you do fellow kids" energy it made me physically cringe the first time I saw it. Tried to learn a recipe from the protagonist and his friends since his daughter liked it and proceeded to set things on fire. His boss told him multiple times not to get attached to a group of teens and he failed at every possible moment - even ended up getting fired from his job because guess how attached he got to them. Also he stands like a character from The Sims for some reason - doesn't really have anything to do with his inherent patheticness, I just wanted to mention it.
To demonstrate my point, I have made a video compilation of many of his Pathetic Moments - which you can view below.