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mixanji · 5 months
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Lucaluca ONCE skin aaaaaaaaaaa the happy world where his life didn’t go down the drain aaaaaaaaaaaa he’s so cute look at him
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dozyrogue · 1 month
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Tubbo is never logging off qsmp now they added electricity an the nerd brain is going off
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maxsix · 1 month
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shoutout to Clawdeen Wolf, former monster fanatic, recently self-discovered werewolf, living a school for monsters, dorming in a room with a vampire and an franken monster, sitting next to the bed where the vampire is scrolling through her icoffin, STILL SOMEHOW WITH HER NOSE IN A BOOK ABOUT MONSTERS
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Clawdeen Turn Around There Is A Centuries Old Undead Teen Sitting Right. Behind. You.
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chaoticraspberry · 10 months
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Cr. punch_punch16
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jazzy-tzw · 1 year
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ratchetsfataft · 5 months
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hey shitass, watch me speed bridge
get your sweaty aft out of my ask box..
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tkachuktkaching · 11 months
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Goaltender Sergei Bobrovsky #72 of the Florida Panthers celebrates with teammate Matthew Tkachuk #19 their 1-0 win against the Carolina Hurricanes in Game Three of the Eastern Conference Final of the 2023 Stanley Cup Playoffs at the FLA Live Arena on May 22, 2023 in Sunrise, Florida.
(Photo by Eliot J. Schechter/NHLI via Getty Images)
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xxbimbobunnyxx · 6 months
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I’d love nothing more, m’lady.
*I grin down at you before bringing my firm hand to the back of your neck, pulling you closer. I kiss your lips gently, humming into the kiss as my eyes fall shut.*
-Eddie 🖤
*I giggle into the kiss, bringing my fingers up into your hair, kissing you back deeply.*
You’re such a fucking dork, a really cute dork, but still a dork. M’lord.
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ode-of-odr-archive · 8 months
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merlinlizard · 1 year
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Ive decided Wednesday is an incredibly fast typer but still has to pause to sound out her own name as wed-nes-day
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ruvskie131 · 2 years
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I need more Micah Yujin content, right now. Please? Any creators who are willing? Or do I need to dust off my Wattpad account and write some for myself? I need more Micah I'm begging on my knees 🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐
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bapydemonprincess · 1 year
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Guy I work with: Goddamn
Me: What’s wrong
Guy: I can’t even listen to a fave song of mine anymore cause the internet ruined it
Me: Which song??
Guy:
Guy: ...Misery by Maroon 5
Me:
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Me: I’m so sorry for you friend.
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maculategiraffe · 24 days
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nasa: we're going to shoot three rockets directly at the sun during the total eclipse. for study and research purposes.
me: oh cool
nasa: we have named the rockets apep. this stands for atmospheric perturbations [in the] eclipse path.
me: oh cool
nasa: apep is also the ancient egyptian deity of chaos and darkness, who ceaselessly seeks to extinguish the sun. we launch these rockets directly at the sun in the name of apep.
me: oh... cool?
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tenderanarchist · 5 months
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These are so fun to make
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jonnywaistcoat · 3 months
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I low-key love the fact that sci-fi has so conditioned us to expect to be hanging out with a bunch of cool space aliens, that legitimate, actual scientists keep proposing the most bizarre, three-blunts-into-the-rotation "theories" to explain the fact we're not.
Some of my favourites include:
Zoo Theory: What if there are loads of aliens out there, but they're not talking to us because of the Prime Directive from Star Trek? (Or because they're doing experiments on us???)
Dark Forest Theory: What if there are loads of aliens out there, but they all hate us and each other so they're all just waiting with a shotgun pointed at the door, ready to open fire on anything that moves?
Planetarium Theory: What if there's at least one alien with mastery over light and matter that's just making it seem to us that the universe is empty to us as, like, a joke?
Berserker Theory: What if there were loads of aliens, but one of them made infinite killer robots that murdered everyone and are coming for us next?!!
Like, the universe is at least 13,700,000,000 years old and 46,000,000,000 light years big. We have had the ability to transmit and receive signals for, what, 100 years, and our signals have so far travelled 200 light years?
The fact is biological life almost certainly has, does, or will develop elsewhere in the universe, and it's not impossible that a tiny amount of it has, does, or will develop in a way that we would understand as "intelligent". But, like, we're realistically never going to know because of the scale of the things involved.
So I'm proposing my own hypothesis. I call it the "Fool in a Field" hypothesis. It goes like this:
Humanity is a guy standing in the middle of a field at midnight. It's pitch black, he can't move, and he's been standing there for ages. He's just had the thought to swing his arms. He swings one of his arms, once, and does not hit another person. "Oh no!" He says. "Robots have killed them all!"
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