i want to know what hiroko utsumi and the people behind bucchigiri were smoking when they thought of it because. japanese deliquents meets 1001 on arabian nights? hell yeah!! he gets a genie and he wants to lose his virginity? okay... then you watch it and that's scratching the surface. catboy. silly mom. the mc is in love with a brocon, and that girl has a freaky ass brother parades around on a toy camel ride. oh and he also has a gay harem now bc he punched a bunch of men so hard they all want him, which includes his crush's brother (leader of a gang) and the leader of his childhood best friend's gang, and his childhood best friend (who already was pining after him). did i mention that the other gang from the other school has a thing for bondage

Do you ship anyone else with Peter?

I kind of ship him with Ava, but not really? If Ava was a man, or Peter was a woman, I would totally be going bonkers on them! In their original genders I either see them either as siblings or very close friends who are touch affectionate.

I like the idea of Ava being all straight-laced and Peter (years down the line and not spider-man anymore, also kind of feral/crazy-party kind since he's finally free to do what he wants) crossing paths occasionally. Ava's exasperated but fond "Did you fuck a priest again?", and Peter's all "You know me😜🤩🥳". They're still friends, even if they do butt heads because of his destructive lifestyle and how he no longer cares about certain things, but he still helps her out whenever it looks like she needs it and gives her tech. She, in turn, doesn't tell anyone about him, his whereabouts, or if he's alive, and gives him the occasional heads up if SHIELD or anyone else comes too close to where he is.

I LOVEEEE shipping Peter with Johnny Storm😭😭

I also ship the two of them with Bobby Drake since I read the Ultimate Spider-Man comics and their friendship is just sooooo pure??

I mean, look at them. I’m telling you that usm missed their chance to have Johnny on the big screen with Peter in the show. At some point I had enough and added a few spideytorch moments in my ‘Call You Mine’ fic and I don’t regret it🤷‍♀️😭.

If I had to ship with Peter from anyone other than Danny in the show, I would say Harry since I’m a bit of a sucker for best friends-to-lovers tropes🤧😭. I do love their friendship in the show and see their relationship progressing to something more than friends.

I do have to say that I see Ava and Peter as close friends, almost siblings, as well. Both of them have gone through the same experiences and Ava is a tough nut to crack when it comes to wanting to let her guard down. She’s a really determined character unlike Peter.

I feel like no matter what gender they are, they’re sibling relationship would remain the same in my eyes. I am leaning towards Ava and MJ being a couple considering their personalities.

I had the weirdest phcking dream ever

It started out as a mix of two ffs I was reading yesterday and suddenly Lambert went into Vesemir's office in KM, but it looked more like a school counselor's office from a 2000er high school movie. Vesemir had a bright orange couch, a purple lava lamp, a aloe vera plant and one of these giant dinosaur computers, where the screen alone was this giant heavy box. That computer thre me so off that I kind of changed it mid dream and it turned into one that looked like it was taken right out of the iCarly set (because what else would you use my lucid dreaming abilities for - wtf Nikki?)

So Lambert sneaked into Vesemir's office to write an email to Guxart, who was going to come to KM, but Lambert didn't want him to, so he thought writing an email in Vesemir’s name would change that. So he typed in Vesemir’s password, feeling all mighty because he knew the password (started with 16--) and then suddenly I was kind of Lambert myself and needed to write that email in Vesemir’s name and now listen... Because in that dream I thought myself to be oh so clever for making the email sound like Vesemir and in reality I wrote something like this:

Jooo Guxart,

Watzup my man (because surely Vesemir would be polite enough to first ask Guxart how he's doing, I thought, completely ignoring that I just wrote 'watzup')

(then I wrote something along the lines of 'so Lambert doesn't want you to come here so you don't need to')

So fuck off (Because I was Lambert, who was angry at Vesemir and Guxart so why not?)

Yours truly, Vesemir. (because suuurely after just writing 'fuck off' Vesemir would be polite again)

And then I wasn't Lambert anymore, but he was now trying to sneak out of the office again just for Vesemir and Guxart to walk straight in on him. And Vesemir was about to scold Lambert for just walking into his place, but Guxart spoke first and he was soooo disappointed about the way the office looked because apparently the schools have some kind of 'we despise technology' packt, wanting to stay traditional (which Vesemir obviously didn't want to) and it turns out Guxart doesn't even have a computer/nor an email (which makes me wonder who did we send the email to?)

So just because Lambert wanted Guxart gone he started listing all the modern things Vesemir actually enjoyed and at that point I started to realize that I was dreaming and that what I was dreaming is absolutely bonkers and I woke up with the sentence "Vesemir loves his Star Wars movies"

I will go cry into my coffee now... If you read this, send braincells 😭😂