I vote that we say whatever Ferdinand kingsley is doing is just Hob Gadling trying out a new profession.

Oh Ferdinand is staring in a new movie? Wrong, that's Hob wanting to be an actor.

He is doing model jobs? Damn Hob is gonna slay that photoshoot.

Finally watched Dungeon Meshi and the first thing that came to my mind is to make one specific VA joke that none probably understand

😅 Maltais tiktok of them looking at the eclipse

memory issues are horrible and life altering and everything but its always fun to get to have a little "hang on let me dig through old files in my brain and ask around the brain office for a couple minutes real quick. Ok this is funny" moment sometimes

Still rewatching hxh. Just noticed this during the Hunterpedia section at the end of the Heaven’s Arena/Yorknew City arc episodes

i'm watching an iu historical drama squinting at her love interest like i'm pretty sure the historical figure she's falling in love with actually married his sister she hates. i'm not saying you can't change that for a good transmigration romance but it is distracting.

It was difficult to tell if blood has been drawn; the color of the fabric doing little to signify any change, but it mattered little, not when the only thing he could practically see was the crimson shade, the rage that welled within him building to a white hot flame, wishing to burn all in his path as he tightened the material around the man's throat. (from Simcoe)

Tie a red ribbon around my muse’s neck to claim them as your V.alentine. @retrograderesemblance

He hadn't seen the other man before it was too late. Normally, Benjamin was attentive, obsessive towards every little detail, and yet whenever he'd entered his tent that evening, the crimson cloth that came around his throat had been a surprise -- and the tight, merciless chokehold that followed made his knees buckle.

The two men went crashing into his desk. Benjamin's papers and inkwell went scattering to the ground in a flurry of parchment and spotted onyx, and once he managed to roll over onto his back, his dry mouth curled back into a snarl once he realized who it was -- S.imcoe -- and with a raspy breath, he started fumbling along his desk for what he knew to be present.

S.imcoe jerked the red cloth so hard that bright, floating spots of color pockmarked his vision. Breath burning in his lungs, Benjamin finally clasped the letter opener on his desk and then with a sharp, triumphant jerk of his wrist, stabbed the item straight into the other man's neck. S.imcoe shuddered over top of him, visibly unprepared, and then the scarlet splattering across Benjamin's face suddenly matched the equal red of his faux n.oose.

i love journalism

Hey you, Homestuck. You believe that Palestine should be free from Israeli oppression, yeah? Do you believe that should happen across the world as well?

Hey you, anon! Im gonna try my best to answer this in the way i think you wanted me to since i honestly am very slow lol.

To answer shortly, yes! I do not see the reason people feel the need to oppress others.

I try to bring attention to things like palestine as much as possible, and i highly encourage bringing other situations of the sorts to my (and others) attention 💞

🐹sorry love. But this is actually a huge compliment from me, because I find most people scary. You are just so nice, it's impossible. Love ya <3

OMG A 🐹??? Pls ik that's a compliment but how am I not a teeny bit intimidating 💀 but hey at least the reason is nice!! me irl might be a little different but online me, which all of my sweethearts know me as, is a little bit more relaxed so thanks!! I love you so much too but I think U know that already🥺

Ever since the crossover was announced for season 2, I've been hoping for a scene where either Ernie or Knight has to third wheel for Kacy as payback for Lucy being their suffering third wheel in the first crossover and from the looks of it, my dreams are coming true just look at them being all smitten and flirting, not giving a fuck that Ernie's right there, in his own lair no less LMAO

But they got Kate awkwardly third wheeling with Ernie and Knight, too, which means Kate can now be a good partner and share Lucy's burden of always being caught in the middle Ernie's love life, a harrowing experience they can now bond over

asking my dad to buy me a realistic stand to pee device has to be the funniest thing ever. hey dad could you buy your son a penis pretty please?

and yet another! twc (esque) blorbo. kendis crawford-louel (she/they)

dawg this is so funny they're all dead 😂the tv show isn't real life anyway

the only thing worse than having a crush is trying to figure out whether you like like someone for real or if you just like like the figment version of them you made up in your head

IT 2 FUCKING AM AND ONE OF MY CLASSMATES GOT TOLD TO GOT HR FUCK TO SLEEP BY OUR TEACHET

AHSJSNSKSNDJD MAAM U TEACH US MATHS ITS KINDA UR FAULT