#this is so fucking cool woahhhhh!!!!!!
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life is so great when u remember that this is all meaningless and none of this matters like fuck it this is great !!!!!! i exist and literally no one cares !!!!! how great is that !!!!!
#personal fuck u to my ocd & ed#gonna read my spiderman graphic novels and manga#and go to the library#and drink my frappucino#and order pizza and scribble out the calories#and read my fanfiction and play my little video games#and do all the dumb little things that bring me joy#how cool is it that im alive#and so are you like holy shit fuck dude woahhhhh thats so cool#look at us go !!!!!!#we're doing it !!!!!!!!
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Idea from @littlekohai77. You are the real G for this. It was altered so that it could fit this story, BUT there will be one where cute yan monster's darling meets his mom. Reader is female.
— Sometimes, you wish you had the balls to say no to your friends. This was seriously not cool of them... along with the other times. This time, though, you finally had the realization that your friends are shitty people because you are tied up to a tree. In the middle of the forest. For like, 4 hours now.
Darkness was starting to set in, and you were hungry because before this, you only ate granola bars and drank water. You were also in pain from when you decided to escape and tried to break free, but all you got were rope burns that were painful.
You sighed as you knocked your feet with one another out of sheer boredom. There was no way you were going to make it out alive. Even if you tried screaming (which you'd have done and your throat is extremely hoarse), you were deep into the forest, and you haven't seen a single soul pass by you.
Well, that was until you heard the crunch of leaves, and it seemed it was heading towards you! How lucky you were! You made sure to move around a lot and tried to use your weak voice to bring the person over to you. You were happy until you realized the person you were luring to you wasn't exactly a person.
A horned monser stood in the corner of your eyes. If you could scream, you would've, but you looked away and closed your eyes. It was like it instantly burned into your eyes, with its deep red eyes and short black fur.
As you waited for death, it never came with only a wet nose being pressed on your cheek, and it went lower and lower until it reached your crotch which you closed your legs and twisted your lower half away from it. The monster growled lightly before slasch at your bindings and carried you in his arms. You momentarily celebrated before realizing you were going to probably get eaten to death by this monster. You sighed and thought about your family and not your ex-friends, which made you fall asleep in the monster's arms.
"WOAHHHHH!" The 7 year old boy said in amazement. He was bouncing around in excitement and made you giggle.
"Daddy is super cool! He saved mommy from danger!" This was your son, Aimilios, the child you had with Kaiser, the monster that had saved you. It was a bit too early to put this out there, but Aimilios was too excited and interrupted.
"Okay, okay. Calm down, don't you want to know what happens next?" You reasoned with your child, which made him stop before sitting down close to you in silence and staring like a puppy. You pulled him closer and rubbed his head.
"Now, what happened after...? Oh right!" You chuckled as you reminiscence on the past.
When you woken up, you were covered in a fur sheet, and there was a fire to the side of you, warming you up. It seemed you were now in an abandoned building. Looking around, everything was worn down, but it was clean.
"You. Awake." A low gruff voice made you jump in fear. The monster appeared with a fraying picnic basket in its teeth. You scrambled behind you, only to hit your head on a broken table leg.
"Fuck... that hurts..." You rubbed the area and brought down your hand only to see blood. Looking back, there was blood on the area that your head it, and it was slightly sharp.
"Human. Hurt. Self?" It spoke once more before dropping the basket near you and going back into the darkness for something.
When the monster came back, there was a scratched up med kit with a dried blood splatter in its mouth. It sat right in front of you and placed down the kit to take out the bandages.
You carefully watched the monster as it slowly wrapped your head in bandages and then used medical grade tape to make sure it wasn't going to come off...
"And the rest is history. It took a while for me to warm up to your daddy, but when I fell in love, it hit me hard." You kissed his head, but your child had something on his mind.
"But... what about mommy's bad friends?" He looked up at you with his cute little doe eyes.
"Well, it was a couple of months later when you were still in mommy's belly."
You yawned as you walked through the hallways of the abandoned building you were living in with Kaiser. At this point, your pregnant belly was obvious even with the loose clothes you wore. It was 1 pm, and you had just woken up. Kaiser was out hunting food, and you stayed here cleaning up and making the abandoned building more like home.
What you weren't expecting was a bright flashlight being shined in your face. There were a lot of shocked gasps as you covered your eyes.
"Heh, is that really you, [Y/n]?" Now that was one of your ex-friend's voices. He lowered his flashlight and saw your pissed off face.
"Hooo! You're massive now! Huh, look, guys, the skeleton has turned into a whale now. Who's the bum that impregnated you? Hahahaha!" One of the girls joked and mocked you.
"You guys sure have a lot of balls coming back to the forest where one of your ex-friends could have possibly died, and the first thing you do is mock my body and its father?" You rolled your eyes and shook your head.
"Hahaha, you're just a waste of space. Why should we care?" It was almost comical with the way they acted. Were these people humans or cartoon characters?
"Okay, since I don't want to be the one to get blamed when you die, please get the fuck out of this place. Now." You crossed your arms and made your voice firm. Even if they were acting like bitches, you still wanted them to live on with their mistakes.
"Oh? Is this cunt speaking back to us? Guys, should we teach this pregnant cow a lesson." To which all 4 persons agree in unison. The tallest punched you in the face before grabbing you and taking you outside and tied you to a tree. You sighed and shook your head.
"Back to where you were, huh? Not so fiesty now, eh?" One said, and you were contemplating things. Too bad you didn't need to think that far as one of them got thrown to the ground and got badly injured.
"I won't go into detail of what happened, but the aftermath was bad for me. I wasn't able to leave my room until I gave birth to you, only to find out that I couldn't interact with other people and leave the house to get supplies. Ridiculous, right??" You huffed and puffed out your cheeks to make your son feel angry as well.
"But you never step foot outside because you wanted to! They forced you outside!" He pouted and crossed his arms, making him look extremely cute.
"But, if he wasn't there, I would have never gotten to see your cute face. Now it's time to go to sleep. Mommy will make your favorite food in the morning if you do." Instantly, he hopped into bed and snuggled into the sheets with his eyes closed shut.
"Goodnight, Amy." You kissed his forehead before turning off the light and leaving the room.
As you walked down the hallways, you heard footsteps. You smiled and turned around behind you to run towards Kaiser, only to get hit in the head by a hanging piece of metal. Tears pricked your eyes as you bent down in pain.
"Ah... my clumsy wife hurts herself again. How foolish of her..." You slapped Kaiser's leg as he made fun of you again. "You're such a bully!" You sniffled.
"Oh? But don't you like taking this so-called "bully's" cock?" You face flushed in embarrassment, and as if the pain disappeared, stood up and started hitting him in his chest. "Now you're really making me regret teaching you english!!" You turned away from him and pouted.
"Oh, you regret it now? Let's see if you'll regret when I stuff this thick—"
"AHHHH--- LALALA, I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!" You said as you ran away from him.
Anyways 🐀,,, for the introduction for his papa, it is tame because this (y/n) was obscuring most of what happened because be realistic here, are you going to tell a child how you saw one of your friends get mauled in front of your eyes. So, there will be the actual intro post for Kaiser without Aimilios being told the story of how they met.
I thought it would be a fun exercise to do because,,, why not? Belehhhh.
Nir proofread.
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Literally always annoying to me when people can't pick out that something on social media is quite obviously fetish content or popular because of fetishism. And then proceed to ponder and expound like "what is this??? This is so dark, what is society, so creepy, supernatural phenomenon or mental health (<they dont actually care about mental health, just will get in trouble if they say "crazy people scare me") and make like, hours of content about it.
Example one and the most frustrating is nikocado. People are like woahhhhh he can't control himself ! He needs help ! Why does he make this content and then post it ! Why does he cry so weirdly ! What is society coming to ! Its very obviously he and his partner have a feeding /weight gain fetish, evidenced by the pornographic content from them on their patreon LOL. So many people don't understand that people PERFORM in front of cameras. He obviously has that fetish and then found that the public content he made from it got him attention and money, and a blend of all these things created a character that he plays, you can literally find instances of him breaking character.
Another is the videos where attractive white women make disgusting and wasteful food. I watched a video from Chad Chad about this and she correctly identified it also as fetish content (its also an offshoot of this guy who makes videos of women stripping and being stripped in public).
The most recent is the ai streams where influencers do pre determined reactions based off of emotes and donations.. with people being like ugh is this social media now!?!?!? Who watches this and likes this. And then there are random parodies of it with mid looking cishet men. You guys. Its not about entertainment. People literally get off on streams where they control the actions of women. The act of exerting control of someone's actions (usually cishet men controlling robotic or 'mindless' women) as a form of domination is a fetish and its being executed here. Thats why its happening. Notice how the only genuine instance if it is a very beautiful and weirdly naive sounding woman. The parodies are so stupid and gross. Like cool. You obviously don't get that this is basically sex work lol.
Having fetishes isn't bad obviously but like the act of exposing this type of content, spreading it around, and just generally being ignorant to it or performatively acting shocked is PART OF THE FETISH!!! the things take a turn when the fetish is a) dependent on inherently fucked preconceived notions of gender, sexuality, and self worth and destruction and b) when the fetish is only realized when you expose it to the broader internet as a literal non consenting voyeur lol. I hate it so much and I wish people would one become more sexually literate and careful about what they consume and promote and two that creeps who get off on unsafely involving random people in the fetish play without consent would. Not do that.
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has anyone ever had a fear that becomes an interest?
i’m deathly afraid of tornadoes (or most natural disasters) and the one time i experienced a tornado warning in my town i was literally hyperventilating in the bathroom about to vomit. ended up being an EF0 that literally was on the ground for minutes.
but recently i’ve been seeing lots of tornado videos and seeing them makes me feel so sick and scared but at the same time the concept and nature of tornadoes are so fucking cool and crazy to me. like i am so fucking scared but woahhhhh
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woahhhhh you're on this accursed website hiii you guys are literally so fucking cool
HELLO THANK YOU this accursed website is perhaps the most validating place on the internet for us to be
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Another theatre session! A film festival is starting up, and first up is an indie attempt at a superhero flick. The director is an indie darling, and he and some other members of the cast and crew are attending the screenings at the good old Edward Knox Theatre. But the opening credits continue to crawl over both theatre screens, occasionally gaining distortions, in one theatre condemning the director and in the other praising him. Unfortunately, the distinction was not clear to all the party, and so when attempting to appease the spirit by making an applause machine they put it in the wrong theatre and get chased around by the words crawling out to make a tangled swarm of letters.
Thed, meanwhile, has deduced that the director stole the script from someone who died based on clues in the credits. Malachi is then there as the praising credits also ooze out of the screen, becoming a congealed golden slurry in which only "Written and directed by Chad Washington" are legible.
Jimmy ends up being the one chased by the swarm, and through various tricks weakens it down to just a single copy of each letter.
Thed and Jimmy calm the swarm, and realize it's the ghost of the person who wrote the script, but it no longer has enough letters to spell its name so Thed goes back to collect more info from the cast and crew. Thed finds out the writer was a special effects worker on a previous Chad Washington film, and is goading Washington into admitting something when the golden credits monster breaks into the room, and heading for another special effects crew member, Angela. Thed still thinks this is the same vengeful spirit and merely teleports the three of them out, allowing the monster to impale Angela with a giant spike of a fist.
Jimmy and Malachi were both working with the letter cloud, but run over to see what's happening when they hear those three. The congealed monster now displays "Special effects by" on his chest as well. The monster is lowering his arm, which would allow Angela to fall off and seal her fate, so Thed fights the creature to stay in place with his big angel hammer, while Malachi does magic to try to keep her healed.
Jimmy meanwhile, runs to where letters are kept for the marquis, and adds them to the letter swarm, just as the congealed creature is damaged enough that "the Directed By" is smeared, and Angela is healed enough that "special effects by" is faded away. The letter swarm slams it's name into the proper place, killing the monster.
WOAHHHHH INSANE SESSION!!! I'm obsessed with this setup??? The end credits coming out of the screen and turning into a monster is SO fucking cool!
#asks <3#ty for the ask!!#dnd adventures#such a cool way to kill the monster and save the day too#yalls monster of the week plots are always so insanely creative and fun
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Dungeon meshi live-blogging ep 12 to 14
Ep12
Man. They need to go back???? To get someone to revive her????
Lets go Marcille is a dark prohibited magic bitch
The way she got so serious, ist so unlike her
I can feel the tone is finding its way back to lighthearted but like. They talking about their friends bones so it still feels uneasy
Lmao Chilchuck such a mood.
NOT THE USUAL cheery presenting good THING BEING USED FOR FALIN AND THE WARG’S SKELETON 💀💀💀
Woahhhhhh dark magic being used changing the atmosphere woahhhhh so cool
…Fullmetal vibes
Holy shit poor Falin. The way she’s talking all slow and her eyes look so dozed off…
She came back wrong I can Tell.
I’m eating lunch rn I fucking. I thought the stomach hungry noises from Falin were MINE’s.
THE BATH SCENE. I heard of this from The Posts…. Okay so far it is in fact very yuri damn
Oh fuck the dark magic
Elf lore 👀 👀 Elf lore 👀👀 also hints of Marcille being fucked up <3333
“Até magica de recuperação pode ser usada como tortura!” Marcille eu não acho que isso vai ajudar a convencer o Chilchuck que você não é do mal
AH FUCK SENSHI WAIT NOOOOO—-
The Falin has become Anime Main Character
Glad to see everyone was thinking the same thing as me. The Falin has become a Cannibal 🙏
FALIN. FALIN ASKED THEM IF THEY ATE FISHMEN ALL EXCITED. FALIN NO.
Ah. Chilchuck really said we are NOT keeping this a secret. Laios you WILL tell everyone about your freak monster sword
… did it run away from her because she was revived with parts of the dragon?
They are Gon coded fr fr (cheery whimsical anime protagonist that you slowly start to realize that their fucked traits aren’t just anime logic, they rly ARE fucked up)
A CHILD??? Ghost child only Falin can see pog
LETS FUCKING GOOOO ITS THE ELF THE WHITE HAIR ELF
(Post finishing ep 12… Laios how do you have a bit of knowledge of a dog’s bone structure. Remembers “why is everyone so soft hearted towards mammal animals?” … LAIOS HOW DO YOU HAVE A BIT OF KNOWLEDGE OF A DOG’S BONE STRUTCTURE
Ep13
Sell some meat to the first person you see
Oh fuck Falin Came Back Wrong momences
Girl looks like a ghost.
OH FUCK
OH JESUS
LETS GOOOOO AS I THOUGHT THE PAST SHIT IN THE PAINTING IS RELEVANT. Also a character’s motivation being so rooted in the far far past feels cool love it when they do that
Me when. Me when 👀
The fact that episodes 1 to 10 were very slice of life is so funny now. Marcille is currently going insane.
“Your Majesty will return soon ^-^” I’m sorry Crazy Mage but unless you cooking some fucked shit up then your king is Dead fr fr
THE GHOSTS MVP’D LETS GOOOOO
Wait where is Laios— oh he’s here. He didn’t have any dialogue rn so I thought he wasn’t there djdjjdjdjf
Girl what
Senshi mvp’d lets gooooo
LMAO you can always count on Marcille to be grossed out by monster food
lmao the fucking Orc being like YOU FUCKING MET HIM
That fucker lmao
That may be selfish but that’s pretty fair of Chilchuck. That was very scary and they just met the CREATOR of the dungeon, ofc he wants to get the ppl in the party with him to safety but he almost died fr fr
Chilchuck 🤝 Namari in my mind
“Falin is probably already dead, we need to dip man it ain’t worth it there ain’t much hope for that”
…I just remembered. In the intro we were told the king said that the “crazy mage” took over the kingdom and asked for help, then died. Yet said “crazy mage” is eagerly waiting and looking for the king. 👀
“There were some people who abandoned the party, but thinking about it now, maybe they were the same ones. Maybe I should have been less stubborn and followed their example” I get you’re kinda breaking down but NOOOOO Chil don’t think like that :(
Him recounting the stories and smiling softly at the memory yet the room is empty ough
He doesn’t want to see them die :(
Wait fuck let him ponder some more what the hell is that dragging body thing
Ngl while the tone whisplash from ep 1 - 10 is Getting Me at the same time it’s kind of a smart choice to let those be so light hearted because it gets us to care and bond more with the characters, therefore when Shit Hits The Fan we feel more for them because we remember the fun times and we’re like “they don’t belong here (dark tone)”
How is Marcille gonna take this… she was kept unconscious in this scene for a reason right. Is she gonna react poorly
(Again talking after watching the episode… letting the boneless dragon hams go down the drain of blood with that familiar title card of “here’s the food of this episode tee hee” is rly just the show letting us know like. Yeah you remember those lighthearted fun times? Yeah no it’s jover)
Ep 14
Ngl I would NOT blame him for being into Namari because same she’s so hot. I mean what who said that
… are they gonna get wiped again because that’d be funny as shit. Like I know this guy will be relevant but still
Ahhhh I see
It’s kinda funny to see this group because like. In any other anime this would be our main characters but we’re stuck with The Freaks and I wouldn’t have it any other way
I hope this mc vibes guy is Unhinged in his own way also because the face he made when he was about to kill was not normal
Okay Ngl ever since I first saw him I thought he had freak vibes glad to see I was right
Fucking SAVAGE. Okay maybe they wouldn’t be the protagonist group normally protags aren’t that morally… *remembers the Other anime I just watched*…. Well.
Lmao the protag energy of having a moral reason for exploring the dungeon meanwhile OUR protags are just like. Me like money and adventure and food ^-^. I’m glad for our protags
Blue eye guy: if we steal from them we’ll be just as bad as them! Anyway let’s dump their corpses on the river so nobody can find and resurrect them ^-^
Aside from the fact taht they just brutally murdered some ppl they are way too normal anime group we need to get back to our people soon
This mf is a stalker fr fr there’s no way he just casually knew all of that
HE REALLY WAS STALKER HUH.
… they are gonna get wiped again arent they
Why all the protag mfs have those internal monologues in fights it’s a curse fr fr
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holy fuck it turns out that on js paint (the thing i use for pretty much all my little doodles) has an occult theme???
Woahhhhh so cool
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Girls' Generation - Oh!
Overall this album was teetering on the edge of becoming boring and repetitive, but it did enough for me. I definitely enjoyed the experience, and now I have a good idea of what SNSD B-sides sound like which is good knowledge to have gained. But yeah, I knew they were synth-pop, but the synth-pop songs are SUPER synth-pop. The songs that weren’t synth-pop were generally really good, even the slow jam was nice. The Taeyeon-Jessica duet was the highlight of the album – I feel like we don’t get unit songs nearly as much in kpop albums these days. Have Red Velvet ever had a unit song on an album? Have aespa? I know Twice did on Formula of Love, but even then it was divided evenly so everyone got exactly one unit song. Anyway that’s a bit of a tangent. If I was Key I’d feel a bit hard done by, I hardly even noticed him in the song he was on. Good album, not a Great album, to be honest I’m not sure I’d give this Album of the Year if it came out today. Average score of 7.4 (excluding Gee and Genie ofc) which feels about right. It’s miles better than the pre-SNSD stuff, it’s nowhere near Pink Tape.
Okay, I’ve cooled down a bit since yesterday, but I’m still fairly certain that Pink Tape is probably my favorite kpop album of all time now. Anyway, let’s see how it compares to the only girl group album to ever win Album of the Year:
Oh!
So yeah, believe it or not, I’ve never heard this song before
Opening reminiscent of I Got A Boy
Okay so I obviously don’t speak Korean, but I feel like SNSD had a very “cute” singing accent? Like, Orange Caramel do the same thing I feel. Any Koreans in chat wanna comment on whether their singing voices are particularly aegyo?
This chorus is actually really fun
The “oh oh oh oh” part feels really synthesized but I like that a lot
Wait hold on are they cheerleaders or football players?
No high notes? Taeyeon? Jessica? Where you at?
OH GOD ITS RUN DEVIL RUN lmao teasing the repack
Also it’s really telling that I know the repack title track but not the original title track
7/10, it was pretty good but nothing special. It’s no Gee, definitely no IGAB
Show! Show! Show!
Okay just for reference, I don’t know any SNSD B-sides
Actually wait I do know Lazy Girl so I guess I only know one SNSD B-side
Starting synthy
WOAHHHHH starting out with a bass drop lmao holy shit
The song as a whole feels kind of flat to me?
The hush section is nice but the chorus just feels like more verse
Yeah, they burned their drop. Like they started the song off as loud as they’re gonna get, so there’s n-
Okay nvm I guess there is somewhere left to go
The bridge 100% just saved this song
Who does the English speaking bit? Tiffany? Jessica?
Actually I do wanna know, I’m gonna look it up
Oh it’s both of them alternating, alright
8/10, the bridge and last chorus Totally saved it
Sweet Talking Baby
This is a song that I’ve heard of which means it must be good
…huh
…okay? Yeah okay, I like this, this is nice
Strings everywhere
The chorus reminds me of something
A bit of electric guitar in the post-chorus, I think that’s the first time it’s appeared on the album
But yeah, strings absolutely everywhere. This feels super disco
Nah, we did not earn that modulation
7/10, the intro was cool and then it was just decent
Forever
Whisper into my ear like
Omg is it slow jam time?? We didn’t get a slow jam on Pink Tape (thank fuck)
I think it might be!
Where’s the beat at
There it is
Dude I’m sorry but this style of music is so predictable. Like it’s cool initially, but I’ve heard this exact same formula for a song across every single group so far except f(x), and maybe aespa?
The area around 2:50 is nice
Oh this sounds really Disney
Y’know, this won me over somehow
7/10 which is about as high as I can put one of these
Be Happy
This album is so … what’s the word
Loud? Aggressive?
Nah more like Blunt. There’s no subtlety here, just Raw Emotion
Why are they yelling “be happy” at me so aggressively?
I haven’t spoken much about the instrumentation because it feels like very standard SNSD instrumentation
Yeah when they say “be happy” I am not convinced, they make me a bit scared that I’m not happy, they sure don’t sound happy
Like this isn’t a happy song, its a jam, but jams aren’t necessarily happy
This is why I like the Korean lyrics, because then I don’t get lyrical/music contradictions
6/10
Boys & Girls
Oh it’s with Key
Instrumentally it’s not that special
Woah Key is super processed here, he sounds nothing like how f(x) used whatever SM guy they borrowed
(At least they’re crediting their male artists by this point)
Chorus isn’t too special, we appreciate the slap bass I guess
Was that all that Key got? He was there for like two lines wtf
7/10, I guess
Talk To Me
Lol what is this, harmonica?
Okay wait whatever’s going on here it’s a great break from their synth sound
I see you there, bass
The percussion is excellent, piano is nice
This is actually such a good song wtf
Caramelllll
The sweet and pretty vocals over this beat is really fun
A HARMONICA SOLO
Okay wait who produced this?
Machan Taylor, not a name I know yet
And apparently this is just Taeyeon and Jessica which is So cool
9/10, that was such a cool song wtf
Star Star Star
Korean counting, whispering, the piano is fun, the strings are dramatic
OH NO SHES CRYING
Okay, I’m interested
Apparently these people produced Gee
There’s like, No percussion going on, I really like that
Yeah, if you’re gonna make a ballad, make it like this
I still don’t have much to comment on, but I enjoyed this a lot
8/10
Stick Wit U
Well this sure is a different vibe
I dunno what to make of the instrumentals, they feel different from the rest of the album but I cannot place why
“Go!”
The pre-chorus is fun. Bouncy, cute
Not sure about the chorus, what part is meant to be catchy?
That bridge felt kinda forced
Outro is fun
7/10, not bad, not special
Day By Day
They do use quite a bit of classical inspiration in this
Oh!
Well this is hardly classical, this is a jam
The chorus isn’t nearly as fun as the verse
That feels true a lot actually
But yeah, the guitar, the percussion, I like the verses
I wish the chorus was more syncopated
I’m curious what this one is about lyrically, it’s hard to gauge
8/10
Gee
10/10 obviously, this is the greatest kpop song of all time
Genie
8/10 tbh, this was never my jam but I do quite like it
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midnights lb
accidentally fucked up listening in order twice so ive heard lavender haze three times already
lavender haze bridge is 💯
maroon is cute but i need to say more later cuz its not live rn
LOVE anti hero
the only thing i don't like so far is that this album is making me listen to lana del ray
but i do love the snow at the beach vibes
this album is like if you took the instrumentation of rep and put it with the themes of 1989 and the lyrics of folklorevermore
currently loving the melody of snow at the beach the bridge is 🙌
immediately getting red vibes from you're on your own kid
ohhh i like this song a lot
def one i will cry to at one point or another
also getting melodrama vibes from the production which makes sense bc jack produced both
DEFINITELY not a knock on either i album love jack antonoff so much i literally flew out to dc to see him a few weeks ago
Midnight Rain giving me big rep vibes
god its all so jack antonoff
i mean hes able to put his spin on all of it its so cool
...Question is lover vibes for sure
i kind of hate that im comparing this to other albums but i think that'll go away with time as i get to know this album better
its so funny bc this album really is like, early hours of the morning / late hours of the night
...question bridge is so good add it to the list of slays
woahhhhh this song. vigilante shit. mark me down as scared and horny
i love this song holy crap
strong contender for album favorite atm
holy fuck that blue note im going feral rn
the smile on my face is like. huge.
bejeweled chorus is so fun i love it.
i love the synths
"i can still make the whole place shimmer" YES YOU CAN BITCH
catch me dancing to this song at 3am
the chorus of this song is so good
ive already heard labyrinth once (during my second fuck up)
mindy project energy
thats literally always a compliment its why i love dress so much
prechorus is the goat
a song i will turn the volume all the way up in my headphones and just experience it
"I thought this plane was going down, how'd you turn it right around?" is one of the most romantic lyrics ever written i do not make the rules
the lorde is strong w this one esp in the production
i can feel this song in my soul god
ive also heard karma already by accident
sounds way better in context than it did when i first listened
its cute
i like the prechorus a lot
definitely one of the sweeter songs on the record
lyrics are so good on this song
its a dancing song for sure
looked ahead and ive listened to mastermind already too by accident
i love the little layered harmony at the end of the bridge that works so well w this song
its about the camp
such a blissfull song
i already love sweet nothings and she hasn't even opened her mouth yet
i love her songs that are like this one, like inthaf
it just makes me want to lay in bed and smile after a magical day
i love the background vocals on this song it fits so well with the mood
the horns ❤️❤️❤️❤️
you know i love me some horns
i cannot wait to have this album on repeat until like february
the lyricism on mastermind is unmatched fr
its giving message in a bottle but with more depth
the hook is just so good
such a great final song
that octave rise of lovers game is so good
this is a screaming song
one i will scream and dance unashamedly to
the inherent romantacism of someone knowing how your brain works
oh my lord i loved that. i need to listen more in order to gather more thoughts but for now i just have this warm feeling in my chest abt this
i really feel like i can die happy having hesrd that
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WOAHHHHH BANGER THATS AWESOME!!!
ALSO to sum it up short as possible to begin with (which still isnt very. short): it’s inspired by genshin (my hyperfix has officially reached that point .) and also the song “Dream-Eating Machine” by Steampianist (massive tw for weirdcore in the music video if you wanted to listen to it)
ANYWAY so basically it takes place in a fantasy world that is peacefully ruled by The Elysian Authority, who are the group of deities who watch over the world and ensure that the balance of the natural world is upheld. The time period is when modern civilitaition is beginning to form inside this world, and Industrialization is causing much more harm than good, threatening to take over and destroy all the nature and beauty of the world with poisoning factories and machines. Even The Elysian Authority has been exploited and captured in order for these ruthless mortals to get what they want: money and power
The protagonist is a puppet-like robot named Mari who was blessed with sentience upon creation within a factory. Upon learning of the natural world and how the factories are trying to destroy it, they learned that the current world is unbalanced and that the factories need to be kept in check in order for new technology and nature to coexist. Their goal is to take down the factory orders, free the deities, and restore order to the world.
YEAH I AM SO FUCKING COOL <3
OOOOOOOH YO????? THAT'S SO COOL OMG - idia
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anyway best job ever is working at the science museum i miss it so much
#experiment#best summer i've ever had#gonna be volunteering there this spring and i'm so fucking excited#also excited for this summer bc I miss the other counselors#i have videos from work and it's just like audio of kids goin WOAHHHHH whenever we did a really cool
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xoxo
#update on my life y'all#i just got up in front of 200 people and talked abt asexuality#and i actually felt really fucking good abt what i said#and the way people perceived what i said#so YEAH#hi im jess im ace#and im fucking stoked about that part of me today#my asexuality has been a really sore subject the last couple weeks#and so getting up in front of so many people just now#and really proudly talking about who i was#That Was Pretty Cool#and actually having them LISTEN??#woahhhhh#i loved that#i love people listening to me when i speak#so yeah cool cool cool cool cool cool#cornflower
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I would like to hear about ur fucked up evil princess cookie au if u wanna talk about it :)
OKAY OKAY srry for taking so long to respond tumblr ate the ask WAAAA
there isn't much backstory to this au it mostly just plays out like canon except for the fact that spark n princess used to b rlly good friends before princess was cursed by smthn/someone (prolly crescent ml bc abyss sf cursed spark BUT me n a friend might make new costumes for ml n sf for this au) and then princess got a cool new evil design BUT it didn't take effect yet bc it needs to b DRAMATIC
so before she escapes the ship she sees spark struggling and abt to fall off the ship and into the sea which WOULD KILL HIM‼️‼️ IT DID KILL HIM BUT I'LL ELABORATE MORE ON THAT LATER. ANYWAYS SO she sees him abt to fall and spark is calling out for help n shit expecting her to help him bc they're like. not quite but almost #besties BUT princess just smiled n escaped herself a few seconds before spark fell into the water and was swept away elsewhere by waves. so then princess escapes with everyone else and she says that everyone is escaping safely WHEN that's a lie spark is either dying or already dead at this point
SO THEN spark drowns and cursed sf comes and saves him while dragging him deeper into the ocean in the process. there is very little sunlight there. SO HE'S STILL DEAD AT THIS POINT HOWEVER sf revives him and he's like "HUH WHAT HOW" bc he though he died n shit and now he suddenly wakes up deep in the ocean and SAFE and ALIVE and BREATHING so I assume anyone would be confused there fjdjfjsjjsj. ANYWAYS sf explains sm shit to him and casts another spell on him which turns him into a sea dragon and HE GETS COOL WATER POWER WOAHHHHH (they can't do much tho and they need to be replenished but STILL) and sf releases him and he's like "WAIT I HAVE QUESTIONS" but she already GONE
SO he's a sea dragon in the ocean now and he has so many questions like WTF IS HE GONNA DO ABT HIS REGULARS AND HIS ASSISTANT (cream soda cookie. my oc lol) is his main question BUT he's also curious abt sm other shit. so after a lil bit (not too long) he thinks "well what am I gonna do abt princess cookie" and he doesn't even have to put much thought into it and he's immediately filled with rage and aggression towards her like HE WANTS TO KILL HER FOR WHAT SHE DID (which is fair honestly. she did kill him first)
SO that's the basics of this au I could explain a lot more if I wanted to and there's a lot of "what if" scenarios you could ask abt in this au BUT yeah that's it for this post LOL HDKSIDJSKSK
#sparkling cookie#princess cookie#sea fairy cookie#moonlight cookie#cookie run#cookie run au#crk au#cookie run kingdom#cr kingdom#crk#🎮.rant#🎮.comfort#🎮.ask
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How about Jobin, Daiya, and Fiore?
hiiii bestie i regret to inform you i have a ton of notes on daiya and a shit load of mentally ill moments for jobin so i am SORRY in advance like genuinely i hope it wont get long sdjfsfs
Jobin:
do I like them: yes hes my malewife my boytoy my girlfriend etc also a pitiful freak i love himmmmmm
5 good qualities:
1. genuinely how he cares abt his family he just is sucky at showing it.... ough the family dynamics in part 8 sobs and shakes at a violent pace
2. hes just like a freak (affectionate ofc i love him)
3. constantly like woahhhhh summer time i have no problems and its funny
4. OH MY GOD his uhhhhh his weird hoodie thing i love it.... hes tummy out like most of the time its so good
5. OH OH AND YEAH HIS SHRIMP POSTURE i love that his posture sucks its the representation i want in jojo :)
3 bad qualities:
1. doesnt give mitsuba (or tsurugi tbh) a ton of attention until later on
2. YEAH OK WAIT YEAH his uhhh his golden lambo... literally such a rich kid
3. his past oughhhh i dont wanna think about it
favourite episode/etc: wow beetle arc... but like genuinely its fun i love picking into his little brain and being deranged during it. its also just a fun fight. love to see him being a bit fucked up its funny
otp: uhhh him and mitsuba!! i love them theyre kinda fucked i love itttttt like she serves cunt and hes horrible <3
brotp: uhhh wait yeah yeah him and norisuke... i like how theyre just kinda buddies as well as being father son yk? i think its fun <3
ot3: none yet :)
notp: uh idk any minor w him hes like 30 smth idk his exact age off the top of my head but its gross
best quote: i rly like when he has his little poetry quoting moments and gets SOOOO mad that joshu doesnt finish the poetry its funny... hes so fucked up and funny
head canon: boils his own beetles <3 and finds the process rly relaxing, like he pins them himself and just is like yeah what a way to wind down after a long day of work. also oh my god hes nonbinary as fuck to me.
Daiya:
do I like them: YES MY BESTIE MY BEST FRIEND IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
5 good qualities:
1. her outfits omg!! she has such a fun sense of fashion and i love all her little teddy bear hats (she changes them for each outfit!!)
2. she loves prog rock and her little albums in her room are such a cool touch... she has good taste :)
3.OH MY GOD YEAH HOW SHES SO CHEERFUL i think shes just such a good character and shes just like such a nice presence to have around
4. i rly rly like how she and josuke r tbh!! shes just really nice to him and he respects her and their friendship is rly nice :)
5. OMG OMG HOW COULD I FORGET!!! i love how affectionate she is!! shes just like idk a rly bubbly person a lot of the time and just rly good... daiya my bestie!!
3 bad qualities:
1. HOW ARAKI WROTE HERRRR but like the entirety of her first arc was so shitty and it is such an uncomfortable thing to read
2. she didnt get enough screentime </3
3. how araki drew her </3 but like for her actual character no flaws bc i can fix her shitty writing <3
favourite episode/etc: uhhhh honestly none bc they rly kinda treat her bad but when she reunites w her mom its good :)
otp: none shes 16
brotp: HER AND JOSHU ACTUALLY... w them both being young they kinda bond over getting ignored by the rest of their family and i think its cool for like bestie time even tho they dont talk a lot.
ot3: also none!
notp: her and gappy.... guh
best quote: the quote somewhat early on in her first arc about memories and how thats how youre happy in life is by making memories w people you love. genuinely one of my fave jojo quotes of all time <3
head canon: its like established she rly likes bikes... i think she rides her bike to school and listens to music on the way there :)
Fiore:
do I like them: yeah! i feel yk hes my oc i have to but hes like not my fave oc ig? i think it was just bad timing when i got hyperfixated on part 4 then 8 because i havent been able to give him as much attention ig?
5 good qualities:
1. has literally a million hobbies like... no need for it but he sure does anyways
2. he literally powders his hair to hide the stupid little toothpaste dyejob at work
3. GOLDFISH MEMORY TOO OMG like worst memory and his home is coverd in sticky notes to TRY and remember shit (it doesnt work)
4. is like the MOST competitive in the kitchen but is like at most mediocre in the kitchen
5. lies about his top surgery scars being from a bear attack to anyone who asks but changes the circumstances each time just for fun
3 bad qualities:
1. his toothpaste hair... there was noooo need for him to dye it that way but he did
2. does NOT warn people about movies before watching (ask anyone who he asked to watch Cube with him <3)
3. a lil bit overbearing at times
favourite episode/etc: ignoring bc yk, oc!
otp: him n melone!
brotp: uhhh him and em sand-worms oc agnolotti for sure!! theyre friends :)
ot3: none rly! i dont think fiore would wanna be in a poly relationship
notp: uhh idk anyone thats in the rest of LS??
best quote: ive literally never written any dialogue for them sorry </3
head canon: is not allowed to drive due to a near car accident but enjoys being on the back of a motorcycle :)
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My name on the style that caught my eye and fuck that's good
Dm me if you figure out my name
Woahhhhh holy moly that’s so cool looking!!! I could look at it for hours
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