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baldval · 3 days

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idk if u like writing him so if u don’t feel free to ignore!! but picture this, adam with a higher up reader with high authority that kinda acts like beelzebub?? like adam sees them for the first time and expects them to be all wholesome and kind but she’s actually just a hardcore party gal! which kinda matches his frat boy persona too🌚 and maybe she even resembles bee a bit? UP TO U! i just love ur writing and thought of this

-🎞️ anon

ALTITUDE!₊˚⊹♡

characters: adam x gn!reader

wc: 1.9k

warnings: cursing, mentions of one night stands

A/N: i'm sorry if i failed you in the whole party-fun!reader aspect i just went on a different direction and when i realised i like this a bit too much. hope you like it too anon!!!!! 🫶

You weren’t ever too sure about Adam. He just seemed a bit problematic, loud, interruptive, and he never took things seriously. Not that you were the chillest person on heaven, quite the opposite, but still, there was something about Adam that threw you off. You felt like that was all a faced. You knew that, when he wanted to, he could be kind, and was actually very enthusiastic regarding his job at heaven. Not that he would ever knowingly admit it. So when Sera partnered you two for a, quite important job, you didn’t know what to expect, or how to feel. At first you thought he might try to run the shop by not letting you contribute any of your ideas. He thought you were a tightass that would try to make everything boring (exactly what he said to Lute).

However, both of you were surprised once time went on, and you got to know each-other better. He realised you were actually quite fun, he might even say careless. He found himself in shock, and partially offended, when he realised you actually hosted parties every few weeks. You found out that he was deeply misunderstood. And actually really cute and charming. And you also promised to invite him to your next party, once you had finished the long task Sera had appointed you.

"Adam? Will you read that to me again?" You sat cross legged on the carpeted floor of Adam’s basement, chewing on the end of your click pen. Adam was too busy trying (and failing) to get basketballs on a net at the top of his wall to notice you’d called out to him. Dropping the pencil down on your notebook, you let out a frustrated sigh, standing to get his attention.

"Adam!"

Startled, he stopped short, turning towards you with his eyes wide in surprise.

"Yeah? You alright?" He asked, putting down the basketball and appearing in front of you.

"Yes Adam, I just wanted to get this part done," you explained, rolling your eyes in annoyance. “Besides, why do I have to work? I would also love to be able to play with that fucking basketball." It wasn't that Adam didn't work, he just got distracted easily.

"Ha! As if you could play." You felt deeply offended even though you knew you did NOT know how to play basketball.

"Wow. Just wow. I thought you would've known about my years in the angel's basketball team. I used to be one of the bests." You lied, trying to defend your dignity.

"As if! I was on the angel's basketball team. Never saw you there." "It must've been waaaay before you got in. I've been here for longer, you know."

"Alright then, prove it."

"Prove what?"

"Prove you can play." He handed you the ball and you held it.

"I'm a bit rusty." You smiled at him as you saw him grin. He could see right through you and your lies, what he didn't figure out was that you could also see right through him. So instead of shooting towards the net, you hit Adam with the basketball right on top of his head. Watching it bounce on it only to later hit the floor.

"Ouch! What the fuck was that for?" he ran his hand through his hair.

"Get to work or I'll hit you again."

"Hey! That's toxic workplace behaviour, I'm gonna have to report you now." You groaned in annoyance. "What will it take for you to work on this with me for an hour? Do we have to make a deal?" You joke with a light chuckle. Adam jumped at the opportunity to compromise, knowing that he could work if he really wanted to, and that the deal would then be in his favour.

"A deal hey?" He asks, resting his chin in his hands, looking up at you with sparkling eyes.

"Yes, whatever you want for 1 hour of your precious time," you scoff, picking up your pen again to work. As a higher ranking angel, you knew better than to be stubborn. You didn't mind having to sacrifice a little something. Besides, the end was in sight, meaning you wouldn’t have to deal with him for much longer - however, you struggled to admit to yourself that it would actually make you sad not hanging out with Adam as much as you were right now, worrying you would go back to the stranger treatment you had with each other before.

"I’m not gonna tell you until the hour is up," Adam teases, retrieving a book full of sinners' names for your work from the couch and opening it to a dog-eared page.

"Okay read it again for me, and this time slowly," you emphasise on the word “slowly”, watching him let out a small laugh, shifting on the floor to get comfortable.

"Okay, ready?"

"Yes, Adam."

"Okay," Adam takes a deep breath before beginning, you’re skimming over your notes, making sure all of them make sense. Adam tries to memorise some of the names before you write them, wanting rather to watch you work than have his eyes glued to the book.

Adam rests his hands in his lap, noticing the way your lips part and your tongue juts out only slightly when you concentrate. He notices you fiddling with the edge of your notebook, your fingertips grazing the spiral as it winds to bound the book. He notices how effortlessly pretty you are, and how committed you’ve been to this assignment. He thought it was so funny that you were so oblivious to his blatant staring. He suddenly lets out the breath he didn’t notice he was holding in.

"Adam?" You ask, the same annoyance bubbling inside you from when he didn’t pay attention before.

"Right," Adam shakes his head from his thoughts and returns to reciting the book.

You hadn’t noticed you’d leaned slightly into Adam, your shoulders brushing. Adam suddenly feels warm, his shoulder tingling where you were touching him. His heartbeat hammered in his ears as he licked his lips, readying himself to read the next part.

He thought of how cunning his side of the deal was, and how much more tempting it got the longer you touched him. It was a gamble, but it was one he was willing to take.

Adam rested his hand on his thigh, inching his fingers closer to your joined knees.

You look up at him, finally noticing how close the two of you had gotten, but doing nothing about the close proximity. Something felt different, the air was harder to breathe, and your stomach felt like it was housed by a million butterflies. His eyes shun as they looked into yours, your faces inching closer and closer.

Adam finished reading and silence filled the room, accompanied by the small pants of your breathing, you pulled your body away, sitting up straighter and looking more alert.

"Good reading Adam," you let out a small cough to cover the awkwardness that had just washed over you. Fuck, you were so close to kissing him, and you didn’t know why. You scowled at yourself for being so cliche, and put down your notebook. Adam bit his lip in a smile as your cheeks blushed red because he knew you’d felt that too.

"Okay, deal time?"

You know you asked for an hour, but a break right now didn’t seem so bad.

"Okay," you say, as he scoots his bottom across the floor to face you.

"One kiss," he says finally, your jaw swinging open in shock. A kiss? Was he serious? Did you hear that right?

"A kiss?" You repeat, chuckling. At first you thought it was a prank - classic Adam. However, his face was dead serious, as serious as you had ever seen him. You hadn’t read that Adam felt anything for you, the same way you hid having a big fat crush on him by being sort of mean.

"Come on, you know you want to." He teases suddenly changing his behaviour and body language as he realised he had been perhaps a bit too vulnerable for his liking. But you has already seen him. You knew his true intentions when he asked that and you knew they matched what you wantes, so why weren't you kissing him?

Your lips form a tight straight line as you contemplate your choices. Give up the tough guy act now and cave to your feelings, or don’t. It was like Adam was giving you the perfect opportunity to do what you always thought of doing.

"Okay, only one," you narrow your eyes at him as he gives you a curt nod.

“Of course, whatever the lady wants,” he sends a wink on your direction and you can't help blushing as you try to hide the redness with a laugh.

You lean forward, securing a small kiss on his cheek, almost too close to the corner of his mouth as it curled into a small smile. Your lips linger there for a moment, before you pull away, just slightly, your face still so close to Adam’s. You contemplate whether you should just go for it. But before you could decide what you wanted to do, Adam does it for you, connecting your lips in a soft, passionate kiss.

It takes you aback, but you compose yourself quickly, cupping his cheeks in your hands, as his secure to your hips. He pulls you closer, until you’re practically in his lap, straddling his hips with your thighs. His tongue prods at your lower lip, and without another thought, you open your mouth, letting his tongue explore where no one else has. The feeling was magical, and after all those nights you lay awake thinking of this moment, it finally came in full force.

You had to pull away with a gasp when Adam’s hand started to cup your bare ass under your shorts, your hands resting comfortably on his shoulders as you stared at each other.

"Fuck I’m sorry- I shouldn’t have-"

"No! It’s fine, I just, I... I kinda like you? Adam... And I mean, I don't care if you want to just fuck or whatever. But... I guess I just don't want that." you let out a nervous laugh, wanting so badly to crawl into a hole and die from your confession. "It's not you! Well, I guess it is you? I don't mind one-night stands, I just..." Adam interrupts you by letting a small laugh, the back of his hand coming up to caress your cheek.

"I get why you assumed that. I mean, I am THE Adam, THE original dick, why would I settle down?" You roll your eyes at his cockiness and his expression softens. "But I do like you. I like you just in the way that you said it, truly."

"Really?" You ask him, your voice only just louder than a whisper.

"Yeah! I mean- you’re so smart and pretty, and we’ve spent a lot of time together, I’ve enjoyed getting to know you, wouldn't mind getting to know you better. The whole of you" he moves his hand towards your waist.

“I’ve felt the same way,” you reply, pulling Adam in for a hug, resting your head in the crook of his neck. He holds you close, before you sit back down on the floor across from him.

“So… you think I’m pretty?” He asks, shooting you a cheeky wink. You roll your eyes again, letting out a small laugh.

#hazbin hotel x reader #hazbin hotel imagine #hazbin hotel headcanon #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel adam #adam x reader #adam x you #cursed cat alastor #adam hazbin hotel #adam hazbin hotel headcanons #hazbin adam

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sunnystrollblog · 10 hours

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IM BACK WITH EVEN MORE IDEAS! Wholesome edition because they deserve nice things

Despite refusing to wear the bracelets, the Borrowers are very happy to participate in Hug Time. It's one of the things they all missed when living in Bergen Town. Caretakers routinely get dog piled by their broods

They really like games like hide and seek and capture the flag. They claim it's for training. Everyone else is just glad that they're having fun.

Smidge gets adopted by the defenders

Poppy makes a whole scrapbook of the best and worst gifts to give a borrower. This scrapbook is affectionately refered to as "The Sacred Texts"

They don't like big loud parties despite this they still stand guard against any predators attracted by the noise.

Aaaaa this is so real!!!

I’d also like to add on to this wholesomeness!

Many broods have a big fear of critters so Milton moss lets the defenders bring them to come see his critter care center to get use to them and even let them hold some!

Smidge definitely gets adopted by the defenders and loves that she has a friend group who can keep up with her workout routine!

Creek and kismet finally get to meet each other which makes branch and poppy go into friend matching mode where they try to set up friend dates for them!

Trickee has a soft spot for broods which also extends to non borrower trollings and boy do kids exploit it

Sky Toronto asks for the help of scavengers and rescuers a lot, for some reason they’re both very good at finding and retrieving rare party items they’re very fast at it too.

Borrowers are known to sleep in packs so it’s not uncommon for other trolls to find branch and kismet snuggled underneath a shaded tree dozing off.

Sometimes poppy will remind defenders that they’re not living in the compound anymore and can join in the parties the offer is usually declined but poppy will still save some cupcakes for them.

AAAHhh I love this au so much!!! Gonna go draw some of these ideas now!!!

#dreamworks trolls #trolls #trolls fandom #trolls branch #dreamwork trolls #trolls au #branch trolls #borrowers au #trolls band together #trolls sky toronto #trolls smidge #trolls milton #trolls kismet

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turkey-sandwich · 20 hours

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I cooked some shuffle units

Murder mystery

Okay, this one is the one that prompted all this. Please this would be the fucking funniest thing ever (I think I already did this exact lineup somewhere)

Just. Consider Shu's beef against Eichi, then you got Eichi's beef against tomoya. All the while there's whatever himeru and tattsun got going on. Also meru's detective thingy

Steampunk

I just want mayoi on a big ass ship again serving cunt. Also mayoi and nii-chan interactions. Rei is there because of course he is (we ignore that they were both in la mort). Everybody in this shuffle at some point has to clown on sena because it's morally correct to clown on izumi sena

Fairytale

Very obviously not inspired by dragons flying over a nowhere forest by ao3 user 21397942794 (lie) (you should read it btw it's really good it has a dragon and midoyuzu)

Also naru is a princess and midoyuzu shenanigans. Also yuzuara. And sora going "I know what you are" to Midori. Nagisa is there because I need to further my "Midori having weird but wholesome friendships with everyone in Eden" agenda. But also the bridal march tour gave me brainworms for yuzuru and nagi friendship

Circus themed

It's actually just me making an excuse to put torikasa in a unit. And jun going "haha mini ohii-san" to Tori. Torikasa being insufferable to each other that Kanata looks at them and then plays clown music because they're fucking idiots (affectionate). Mika just vibes. Also momo and sumomo returns

Megane

That's it. That's the whole shuffle unit. Just the guys with glasses. And chiaki. He gets a new glasses card. This fanservice for the megane fans (me, I am the megane fans)

Also one of them loses their glasses at one point and they have to stumble around to look for it like Velma does (it's either keito or mugi)

Futuristic

Madaleo.

They also probably use the VR thing again. And the closest thing we'll ever get to DF comeback. Mao and yuta are there because I think it's funny if they got to witness the insane chaos in the front row while kohaku's like "first time?"

Vibing at the zoo

Peachy and Thunder returns and is featured in a card that's higher than 3✩. Please HappyEle bring back the frogs....

Also wawa's birds are here, and Leon. Subaru would be here, but that would mean 3/4(?) of ANIMALS are in this unit. And I need hiiro vibing with kuro. Maybe a sparring session between them

Beach day

BEACH DAY!! Kaoru teaches mitsuru to surf and Niki grills food on the beach. Everyone is having fun. Subaru and mitsuru race with daikichi on the beach. Life is good

Obligatory someone gets hit by a volleyball in the head (it's kaoru)

Survival-esque horror

Halloween I think? Think zombie apocalypse and these are the main characters tying to survive

And also because literally any interaction with rinne is fucking funny as hell. Also remember in the main story when the bees were causing trouble? Yeah. The whole fiasco with tricking Akatsuki, kicking koga off the stage, the ryuseitai being called fake heroes incident (and rinne and niki running off on a motorcycle only for Kanata and chiaki to catch up with them and tie them up to bring them back to es). Yeah. Rinne gotta deal with that. Interesting things. And rinne gets to make fun of aira about hiiro's marriage proposal in matrix

#im not tagging everyone #just some of them #shu itsuki #mayoi ayase #yuzuru fushimi #kanata shinkai #keito hasumi #leo tsukinaga #wataru hibiki #kaoru hakaze #rinne amagi #enstars

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blue-star-doodles · 1 year

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More art of what I have dubbed The Great Fort Wars, an epic tale of a family torn asunder as they battle to stake their claim as the superior type of fort. Pillows with be fluffed, blankets will be stretched thin, and brotherly bonds will be put on the line as traitors are revealed and battles are declared.

I'll probably be creating some comics for this. I've also toyed with the idea of writing a fic too.

#rottmnt fanart #rottmnt #rottmnt mikey #rottmnt donnie #rottmnt leo #rottmnt raph #blanket forts #rottmnt movie #this is just a really wholesome and fun time!#well mostly #there's this one part near the end #it ends happily though #blue star doodles #turtledoodles

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doodliver · 9 months

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Sons c:

I was supposed to just focus on Killua for a current comm but his dynamic with Gon was so wholesome (almost like siblings c': ) that I decided to check the anime itself

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icantthinkofagoodnameoranything · 4 months

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I don’t care if they are old men, Flinty, Rocker and Scrooge should have a sleepover and play sleepover games!!! They should braid each other’s hair and summon demons and do each other’s makeup and-

#this would never happen #but it’s really silly and fun 😋#Like #just some wholesome fun #as a break from all the times they fight #just a little girly time #topolino #topolino comics #scrooge mcduck #john d. rockerduck #flintheart glomgold #duck comics #disney duckverse #duckverse #Demon mention #Tw demon mention #john d rockerduck #uncle scrooge

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juniperhillpatient · 5 months

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absolutely hilarious to me the contrast of writing happenstance while occasionally getting inspiration & drafting stuff for my next project which is… drastically different 😅 here’s a wholesome scene about the power of friendship & love 😊 ok now here’s a family of deeply hurt & flawed individuals with absolutely no hope of salvaging any of their relationships ever 💔

#scream au is gonna be so different from anything else I’ve written if I follow through with it 😱#it’s honestly fun tho. really a fan of the scene I just drafted between Azula & kiyi. I usually write them with a wholesome twist #but uh. don’t count on much wholesomeness from the fire fam at any point if I do this idea 😅😅#there’s something delicious about two traumatized people who just absolutely fucking loathe each other tho you know #no hope kinda shit can be sexy sometimes what can I say <3 #like. the. we could’ve been besties in another life maybe but it’s too late for that now & there’s no going back in time #also having fun letting kiyi be a little awful. as a treat #I should stfu this project is SO hypothetical #I need to stop vague ing 💀#rose.txt

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lameow-l · 2 months

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FEH finally did it.. we have more sylvain and bernadetta content!! and it’s all about writing a story IM SO HAPPY:’)

#feh #fe heroes #finally the A support i was waiting for for so looong #i don’t why it took them so long when the premise is so simple.. them bonding over novels and being wholesome and cute #thanks feh #and i don’t really ship them romantically.. i mean it’s cute but they’re more of friends imo #for the time they’re together discussing fanfics there are no expectations no pressure and no judgement.. just fun #fe sylvain #fe bernadetta

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originemesis · 1 month

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// sits here explaining why in my main plotline, adam is actually an actually horrendous being instead of just a haha funny asshole that's fun to bully (he is that on the surface ofc) based on his (still secret / undisclosed to blog as of now) dealings with @lilitophidian and boy does it feel not great!! I mean, what if I told you he's not only the reason the exterminations happen in the first place bc he was never meant to be in heaven and that's fucking up the world's balance, but he tweaks the rules and makes deals behind the backs of seraphim with demons like lilith to make sure he not only gets to have his 'fun' every year, but his relevance in heaven remains secured?

#//listen i love an asshole w a redemption arc i do #//but you know i also love- an asshole that you feel sorry for but uses that against you and feels justified in doing so as well :'3 #//also gonna give myself whiplash cuz my eden take is just really wholesome and he was absolutely all the things on those list #//he showed in court- particularly the selfless one but i still got to write up that portion of his past #//it all just went south as fuck when he actually got to heaven 8) fun times #hc ; // the ribs are bussin'

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rumor-weed · 8 months

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i’m sorry VOTER FRAUD?

IN MY VEGGIETALES?

it’s more likely than you’d think...

#veggietales #ryan watches vt #he literally shows up out of nowhere hears 'happy place' and says 'I WILL BECOME GRAND MARSHALL OF HAPPINESS PARADE' and immediately #like no hesitation nobody saying anything is like 'I WILL STUFF THE BALLOT BOX and BE ELECTED'#now's probably the time to admit that I don't recognize any Larry-Boy or League stuff after Bad Apple as canon #and even then I didn't really like Bad Apple #I tried watching League but was way too old for it by then and had hit my limit #like I love rewatching classic VT because it's not just nostalgia it felt legitimately fun for adults #read phil's book it's great #but also like... past a certain point VT became 'oh yeah its cute and kinda funny still'#and this new show so far really doesn't have clever laugh out loud enjoyable for adults too moments #not like they used to have #they feel so... sanitized #and there's something weird about complaining like that #but it's not really complaining as it is just... noting how drastically different 90s kid media and 2010s kid media and 2020 kids media is #from 'family fun' meaning adults could get a chuckle and like it too #to 'family fun' means its 'Wholesome'(tm) Christian Media (tm) and if there's even a reference to an old TV show kids haven't watched #its a big Ordeal like #idk there's a whole lot to say there #and I probably should watch more eps before I say anything more #at the end of all these liveblogs I may give a wider explanation of my thoughts on the new series from a view of like...#a long time fan since childhood who HAS returned several times to the show and fandom into his adulthood

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medichamcham · 2 months

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ill get shot if i say this on twitter so. OK look. i am all about not harassing ppl over ships under any circumstance no matter how much i personally dislike them. bc in the end there's worse things out in the world lmao. but every single time i scroll through the account of somebody who is adamantly proship there's ALWAYS so many fucking posts parroting about ~Distinguishing Between Fiction And Reality~ it's always the same thing said in different words. i just wonder why they care so much about near constantly defending that statement and ranting about antis instead of idk not giving a shit abt the opinions of strangers on the internet and living ur best life

#medi.txt #dont get me wrong tho like ive also reposted abt having fun with ur ships even when they're not 100% certified wholesome whatever #last year i saw somebody who had a blog entirely dedicated to this topic and that person was hitting 40??#so much life experience and ur spending your precious time on earth arguing about ships?? instead of doing what actually makes you happy?#im sorry but is this really the life you want to live?? i just hope i wont end up like that #anyway yeah lmao

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katya-goncharov · 4 months

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i just watched the new bbc famous five adaptation, and it's one of those shows that's absolutely terrible but in a really iconic entertaining way. it's so tonally weird and i have no idea why any of the decisions were made. i'm fascinated

#i watched it with my family and we all hated it but we had such a fun time watching it too #it's one of those shows you want to watch again just to try to analyse what the actual fuck was going through creator's minds #it basically starts off completely normal and kind of wholesome (apart from really bizarre opening credits) and then it gradually gets #weirder and weirder until it turns into the da vinci code or something and there's some secret passageway with a magic potion #that tells the future?! which turns out to be visions of world war 2 and drives the villain (who is played by some famous game of thrones #actor i think) insane.#oh and they introduced some weird backstory where the gang had a secret aunt who anne was named after who died as a child for some reason #oh and the kids find the dead body of timmy the dog's previous owner on the beach but none of them seem to care or are traumatised in any #way. they're just like well okay. timmy's ours now!!#it's all very very odd. but also entertaining and if you like shows that are terrible in an iconic way #except NOT if you're epileptic or autistic because the opening credits for some reason have some weird disco vibe with constant #flashing images because Reasons #it's just so iconically baffling and i need someone to write a video essay or a really snarky review about it or something

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unreasonabletree · 9 months

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i just watched red white and royal blue it made me feel so warm inside im gonna cry😭😭😭😭

#it was so good in every aspect #the story and the visuals and dbdbgaikanvsvd #listen as someone who cannot read a book to save my life i have not read the book but i had a really fun time watching the movie #and the ending got me just ppl being supportive and henry feeling seen for the first time ever and being accepted for who he is #and not just the idea of him #i just #that feeling man #(now can we pleeease pretty pretty please w a cherry on top get the same quality rep for wlw too pleeaasee i am begging)#theres heartstopper and theres rwrb and i love them both dearly i adore them okay but i also Need to see a story like that abt Women #i need to see girls loving girls and it being okay and good and soft and wholesome and sometimes hard and Real

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celestialgloaming · 1 year

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I kinda hate tumblr takes on f1nnster regardless of how they feel about him because they're all clearly by people that have never watched anything but the funny tumblr clips and only get an idea of what he does second hand. Like people who act like he's obviously actually a transfem egg, or people that act like he entirely genuinely represents the average GNC man, people either ignoring that on some level he does benefit and profit from transmysoginy, or acting like he's like... extremely transmisogynistic to some point of absurdity past reality, acting more intentionally than he seems to be to me.

Like idk. The guy talks about gender in a pretty understanding an nuanced way, more than most cis people, clearly has over his time doing this came to find the whole societal construct of it a little silly. He kinda clearly mostly enjoys being a man, and he's very adamant about that being his actual identity, but it's also like him "hating" being "forced" to do all this fem stuff is like, a bit right? Like someone that hates this doesn't have strong opinions about what fem clothing looks good and bad on themselves. I'm sure dressing goth would be super profitable to stream but he's said it just isn't for him. Also from everything I've seen... I don't think the vast majority of his fanbase are like the chasery trans fetish people the people here think they are. I think the majority of his fanbase are younger queer people, including plenty of transfems. That's not to say he's not largely profiting from chaser trans fetish sorts, but I think more than anything it's a few large donors, at least prior to him starting his OF account. IDK, as someone who's been an on and off fan with complicated feelings about what he's doing, it's a little funny but a little annoying seeing all the takes in the world where no one here really watches him.

#Anyway what prompted this was a couple tiktoks #directly right now one where he talked about really genuinely liking a specific fem outfit and kinda wanting to go out in it just for #fun one time #rather than as content. And like yeah if you've watched him a lot it's clear on some level more than profit he enjoys this now #and also a cute wholesome one about his trip to japan with a couple of his trans friends where a chef asked him his pronouns in english but #he was used to strugling to explain to waiters with minimal english that he's a vegatarian #misheard and said vegetables #anyway idk if I'm gunna be annoyed about anything I don't like that he collabed with belle delphine.

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bamjammy · 1 year

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Wishing I could still enjoy aspects about the DSMP that aren't just tntduo hours

#obviously not everyone on the DSMP is bad or evil or whatever #but i feel like i cant even enjoy #beeduo/benchtrio anymore #which like #not only was c!Tubbo a very big kin of mine for a long time #(and still is to an extent)#but i really liked their dynamic and all the fun things they did together #i miss that #and i feel like i cant enjoy that anymore because of Everything’s that's happened #with Tubbo specifically #like seriously dude. what the hell #i cant enjoy the plot because its picked apart to hell and back #i cant enjoy the angst cause 95% of the time it involves Dream #i cant enjoy the wholesome moments because all i can think about is all the bad shit they've done #in my eyes #everyone who stayed friends with Dream publically after the allegations #either made a horrible mistake #or cant see past the dollar signs #i miss when i could just enjoy it.#and dont even get me started on the god damn finales.

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locria-writes · 2 years

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hi, welcome to my ted talk where i gush about my good and unproblematic children who accidentally help set in motion everything bad that happened leading up to the personal writing catastrophe that i've yet to name :D also not this soft enemies-to-friends-to-lovers arc

lan xiaoyun (兰霄云) aka local friendly nihilist aka friendly neighbourhood miser

24, single, very much ready to not mingle

thinks she's in a psychological military horror-drama (she's half-wrong)

only became a sergeant major in the earth coalition military bc there were too many ppl dead and they needed to fill in ranks. resigned the first chance they accepted lol

should probably see a therapist and stop seeing alcohol and sleeping pills as her best friends

needs to get a hobby

absurdly high standards for beauty/handsomeness

would be on an episode of extreme couponing ngl

natural-born bully, actively tries to not bully but can't help herself. doesn't help that she's just a naturally blunt person, but she does have a filter

aspires to be in a permanent head-empty state, does not like thinking, but works a cognitive-intense job and is renowned for her ability to pull absurdly long hours with minimal sleep

hates sweet food, prefers spicy and sour

may or may not have a slight brocon but it's okay he's dead lol

is 157cm, therefore radiates the same energy as a feral chihuahua

is ambivalent and not averse to sex and kissing on the first date, or even just hookups

watched her 3 previous bfs die brutal deaths (#1 in an exploding ship, #2 had his face smashed in, #3 vapourized), so she's kinda convinced anyone she dates is gonna die brutally and it's her fault

florentius asturias aka overgrown puppy when in love aka wholesome lad

30, single, very much ready to mingle if it's xiaoyun

thinks he's in a family friendly romcom (he's half-right)

prodigal venator pilot, equally prodigal commander, a marshal in concordia and basically one of their living legends

25% kind and altruistic, 25% honest and forthcoming, 25% patient, 10% calculating, 5% pragmatic, 5% charming, 5% clumsy = 100% endearing

has good taste, but always picks the worst people for his current state aka he chased upward when he was down and is now chasing down when he's up

also really needs to get a hobby

had two messy breakups in the past (#1 broke up to marry someone richer, #2 was just a mess with infidelity), but is surprisingly still an optimistic romantic

known to be stoic and aloof to his subordinates and colleagues, but is actually a big softie on the inside and is very emotive

a true gentleman, chugs his respect women juice and has indeed killed people who don't

extremely competent at his job, but is actually kinda useless otherwise; man can't cook, can't decorate for shit, has no hobbies, but since he's 190cm, can be used as a very pretty and motivational ladder

currently being exiled to bad baby jail (less lucrative post) by his superior bc he's not married and initially had no intentions of getting hitched

unabashedly a sweet tooth, has never hid it, will never hide it, and shouts it proudly from the rooftops

does not believe in sex on the first date, or even kissing on the first date, does not believe in hookups (for himself) either

is convinced this relationship will work out since she hasn't managed to kill him the previous 48 times she tried

#marginally writing related #they give the same energy as the 'someone is going to die -' 'of fun! :D' meme #once i finish their backstories i might post it they form cool parallels and he's a great foil for her older bro #her sibset is cute i like it her brother is sun she's cloud and her sister is rainbow v cute my proudest sibset yet #unironically i think he would have a live laugh love thing in his house bc he would've gotten it as a joke and kept it #his subordinates and colleagues are all assholes and he's just there vibing in his wholesomeness how iconic #all of her colleagues are just as messy as she is so that dynamic is a trainwreck #it's also really funny that she just assumes he's a rich boy without any hard evidence and gives him a hard time bc of it bby no stop pls #anyway i'm glad to report their second date went much smoother bc he learns v quickly #he did such a good job he even earned himself a kiss on the cheek and bby boy was so proud of that

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