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berniedette · 10 months

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no I didn't watch that. but I did watch Trixie and Katya react to it on youtube

#trixie and katya #trixie mattel #katya zamolodchikova #this is about the queer ultimatum

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mazojo · 11 months

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I wish the ultimatum had a period where the couples go to therapy

#because marriage is a HUGE step and you shouldn’t take it lightly and sometimes I feel like they get caught up in the moment they don’t thin #of the future. specially if it means raising kids and everything that’s a huge commitment and I el like a therapist could be a great way to #help them shape the path they are looking for #they don’t even have to show it on camera just…. let them go to therapy and talk about how it helped #but netflix and reality shows don’t really give a shit about these people so that would never happen 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️#AnYways Chile Mal and Sam my beloved they have not done anything wrong ever my beloveds #this is so messy bro I eat this shit up #the ultimatum queer love #the ultimatum

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treebranchy · 11 months

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The moral of The Ultimatum: Queer Love is that lesbians need to break up more often. Ain't no way some of these couples have been dating for 3,4 years WHOLLY INCOMPATIBLE.

#the way mal talks to lexi about yoly proves she did not fuck with yoly like that #even tho they dated for 3 years!#vanessa was with xander for FOUR YEARS but thinks marriage is too much commitment #not to mention that she doesnt know xander at all???#the ultimatum queer love

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greencore · 11 months

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xander must be colour blind to vanessa's red flags, cuz how is your friend of 25 years also saying they don't like vanessa?!?

#god i wanna stop talking about vanessa i realllly do but she's great tv!#the ultimatum queer love

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dykeaura · 11 months

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no but fr if you're a grown ass person and got the money please seek therapy your partner shouldn't be dealing with such aggravated communication issues at your big age

#the ultimatum queer love #lesbian tag #saphhic #this is about aussie but fits for whoever acts like that #like running away whenever you're faced with any minor confrontation is pathetic and childish #this reality is getting on my nerves ☠️

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brandnewcherryvapeflavor · 11 months

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a queer dating show with a heterosexual host? netflix just really knows how to go above and beyond

#i’m still mad about half bad getting cancelled #the ultimatum queer love #txt

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wheredoesthegoodgo · 7 months

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my friend convinced me to watch the ultimatum: queer love and now I can’t stop imagining a bkdk au. where izuku shows up with todoroki who gave an ultimatum because he proposed months ago and has patiently been waiting for izuku to decide so he can Cherish him. katsuki of course is there with kirishima who also thinks its time for them to get married, he like, wants kids and all that shit with his main man, which katsuki also technically wants but isn’t sure he deserves kirishima.

but now low and behold bkdk both show up to this weird ass reality thing and see each other after like ten years (which the producers totally knew and of course wanted to start drama).

and izuku’s just Shook(tm) and katsuki’s just high key stressed that fucking deku is here. kirishima was amused until he realizes this is the so-called nerd that was bakugo’s gay awakening tween childhood friend/victim and then he stays amused while also trying to be supportive like “maybe apologizing is what you need to make peace with yourself and feel ready for marriage”

and then after their ‘break-ups’ they end up on dates. obviously bakugo’s dates are with icy hot (who is perfectly pleasant but bakugo decides he hates him anyway) and deku. and with deku it starts off awkward and then turns into arguing w ust and then their last date together melts into a heavy apology where bakugo’s explaining “I realized I’d rather be reading all might comics with you than talking about girls or to girls and it was harder to accept than I realized” and “we knew each other for so long I figured you already knew and I was paranoid you were going to say something or do something and that you were looking down on me, pitying me because of it”

to which of course izuku’s like “no I was just kind of oblivious to my own feelings I’m sorry you felt that” and “I forgave you a long time ago but honestly not sure I ever felt there was something to forgive cause I could tell you were going through something”

and suddenly they both feels so much lighter but at the same time its HEAVY between them like What Could Have Been and there’s Something There

but the date wraps up and before ya know its its the time to choose who they are going to “marry” for a week.

Bakugo chooses Deku.

and he reasons fuck, no one knows him like this nerd even if it’s been a decade since they talked. if anyone is going to help him figure his shit out its going to be this man.

Izuku of course accepts. absolutely reverential about being chosen. after all he and todoroki talked it out and both agreed they were going to fully commit to this, so its totally okay he’s 100% invested in being kaachan’s husband for a week.

cut to bkdk having an absolutely xander/yoli of a lovefest week x1000. just meshing perfectly together, and after their first kiss all bets are off and they absolutely sleep together (bakugo definitely gets off on being better in bed than todoroki) (who is absolutely adequate izuku just has a higher libido and more kinks ok) (this definitely came up on their date together much to izuku’s mortification of saying so on camera and bakugo has been thinking about it since) and bakugo is like…all in. he loves kirishima but they’ve been growing apart and he’s all in with deku like fuck. meanwhile deka is also head over heels but having the occasional existential crisis about todoroki. who is perfect and deserves all the love.

and so bkdk end up married and grossly in love; todoroki decides nothing will piss off his dad more than getting engaged to a guy he hasn’t known for more than a week and ends up engaged inasa; kirishima either gets with kaminari or back with mina idk

Tl;dr bkdk love all around #lovewins

#bkdk #bakudeku #the ultimatum queer love #i just can see todoroki deadpanning to the camera ‘the first thing i noticed about inasa is that he is stacked #me and my grossly long fic ideas i want to read instead of getting my ass together to write #idk if you realize how many drafts of detailed bkdk fics i have that i am incapable of finishing #me with every new ship tbh #my posts

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calpalsworld · 20 days

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I phrased stuff weird and I want to clarify Treetop **IS ALSO** a "queer disabled nerd." What I meant by "queer disabled nerd" being part of Windows design notes is how she is very open and confident about her identity and her labels. More of a first impression than an objective truth. Like for reference (in the script drafts) the first time you meet Windows she is geeking out and laughing. The first time you meet Treetop isn't even in person, its through him leaving passive aggressive notes.

Cuautle has worked with Treetop for a year but only learns midway into the plot that he Has Interests (horror movies, anthropomorphic objects, new wave music). Treetop hates infodumping and showing excitement, it makes him feel out of control. Windows will infodump to anyone anywhere.

Also despite Treetop having one eye I don't think he ever in his head labels himself as disabled. He just says "I lost my eye." Windows took time to warm up to the label, but nowadays she uses the word a lot, which is why I use it so often in her character descriptions. She uses the word a lot because people misunderstand her and think she is just either "lazy / attention seeking" or infantalize her, so she needs the label to empower herself.

The only identity Treetop is proud of and not repressed about is being Native, because he had his family and friends throughout his life that were Paiute like him. I think he feels some guilt over pursuing his evil government scientist career, since relative to his younger years he's hardly spent any time engaging with his culture and community. (Treetop is kind of a spamton-esque figure. dont ask what it means carry on). But its definitely something he is surprisingly confident in and open about considering how hateful he is to everything else about him.

tldr; Treetop and Windows are both queer disabled nerds but what I really meant is Treetop is an introvert and Windows is an extrovert.

#stop ranting about oregon ultimatum and DRAW #also yes treetop being aromantic asexual is queer of course if you think him constantly trying to be heterosexual and failing isnt queer #ur dumb #but also he doesnt even know hes aro ace he just thinks hes weird #sad emoji #also im just white and queer and not physically disabled so tell me if i said anything inaccurate

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youranemicvampire · 4 months

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My favorite shows and movies that i've watched in 2023

Barbie (2023)

Always been a sucker for great production and costume design. Feminism aside, it’s so fun and smart with all the references. I just don’t like the Ken hype. He’s fun, sure, but a lot of fans are missing the point or just proving the message of the story.

Bottoms (2023)

Need more lesbian chaos as a comedy fan. Sapphic softcore is ok of course, but you know, there should be a variety of WLW cinema. Perfect also for the Y2K nostalgia. ‘Bring It On’ fan here!

Nocebo (2022)

I actually watched it last year, but it was too late to be on my 2022 list. Underrated political-horror film. Underrated cast! It should’ve had the same hype with Parasite and Triangle of Sadness. For me, it was simple and well-written. The structure of the story was smart but easy to absorb.

About Us But Not About Us (2022)

The first and last single-location film that I watched was Kisaragi (2007) and I’ve been waiting for something like that since then. One of the most important things i look for a media is the script so i really enjoyed it especially when they switched characters. Very intriguing.

The Little Mermaid (2023)

Been waiting for this since 2019! I’ve been a fan of Halle Bailey since that announcement. I rarely watch things on the cinema, but it’s something i couldn’t miss. Beautiful, pure and magical. Perfect casting and amazing chemistry!

Si Chedeng At Si Apple (2017)

Another chaotic lesbian film, but make it Filipino! It was funny and bloooody just like Bottoms so if you liked it then you should try this one. Not a spoiler, but part of the plot: That lady in yellow killed her abusive husband.

Maria Clara At Ibarra (2022)

I haven’t finished it yet! But i would recommend it! Brought back my trust and love for Filipino series. If you are not Filipino, it’s a good way to learn our history. Fun, written with passion + great set and costume design.

Mga Lihim Ni Urduja (2023)

After Maria Clara at Ibarra, i became more interested in Filipino series especially with historical fiction. This one is so underrated and empowering! Has the prettiest and hottest cast tbh and a queer undertone *wink*

Betcin (2021)

I have to say that this is the best Filo GL/WLW so far. It has an actual interesting story and interesting characters. Both leads are toxic AF, but it was sooooo entertaining. Top tier chemistry. Top tier acting!

Swarm (2023)

As a Beyhive, i don’t really like how they chose us coz there are more crazy fandoms out there, but still watched and finished it because of Dominique Fishback. SHE IS AMAZING. She deserves awards for this portrayal alone.

Ang Babae Sa Septik Tank 3: The Real Untold Story of Josephine Bracken (2011)

Another mockumentary that is to die (of laughter) for! I’ve always wanted to finish the trilogy, but i started with this because of history. Frustratingly funny. I don’t know if i would root for her or not lmao

The ultimatum: Queer love (2023)

I admit, watching reality shows is my guilty pleasure so imagine my excitement when it’s full of queer women??? The dramaaaa lmao i need more seasons of just sapphics. It’s also a cool and chaotic concept tho. I thought it was just a normal dating show at first.

Physical 100 (2023)

This is my kind of reality show! I hope it will have multiple versions from different countries. The best thing about it is how fitness is really measured by getting competitors from different backgroundsand giving them different challenges.

Rookie (2023)

The most anticipated movie of the Filipino sapphics! And if you’re a volleyball fan? I’m sure this would be automatically on your list. It’s just so cute and wholesome.

Ladies First: A story of women in Hip Hop (2023)

Must watch! Not only for the history of the rap girlies, but to trace back the struggles they faced and are still facing. You might discover talented women to stan in your music or lyrical style too.

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murphycooper · 11 months

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aussie literally does not know how to speak to people nor do they know how to take the slightest criticism this is INSANE

#ultimatum queer love #sam is so so so sweet and gentle and aussie is like: CAN WE STOP TALKING ABOUT THIS I NEED TO BREATHE #they're a walking red flag #i do feel bad for them because of their past but their behavior at the moment is inexcusable #sam literally has to treat them like a toddler #GENTLE PARENTING WITH A 42 YEAR OLD

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disneydatass · 11 months

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Finally a trashy dating competition reality show for queer women! I haven’t seen it yet but I can’t wait to watch!

#let’s go lesbians!!#the ultimatum #queer love #ITS ABOUT FUCKING TIME #fair warning once I binge this all my upcoming posts will be about this lol #the opinions will be flying note in advance

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shesthewindandsea · 11 months

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someone come talk to me about The Ultimatum: Queer Love I’m so interested and invested in this show

#let me start out by saying this show is INSANE but that’s what makes it so INTERESTING #I have so many thoughts about this and what it means to have a dating show with contestants exclusively made up of queer women #I will say tho that my auADHD short attention span combined with slightly less than stellar social interpretation skills is making this show #difficult to follow LMAOO #shut up fae #the ultimatum queer love

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lovelylogans · 11 months

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the best way to microdose being a hater is watching a reality tv show with someone, picking the person who is The Worst, and communally shredding your personal The Worst pick together

#also like. don't seek out the person you hate on social media #don't leave hate comments. obviously.#i can ramble and be insane about vanessa from the queer ultimatum in discord dms in peace #i do NOT want to seek out her social media in part bc it would give her the satisfaction!!!!#and i don't want her to have that satisfaction!!!#that goes for all reality tv contestants you hate actually. never go to their social media. they just want eyes on their page.#go to the ones you DO like

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femmespoiled · 11 months

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I finished the new episodes of UQL yesterday and I'm still thinking about Yoly saying that she knows Xander's insurance plan covers IVF

#ultimatum queer love #ultimatum queer love spoilers #random stuff #that lives in my head rent free now #good for her #and that she's seen their bank account too because they talked about finances

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gogh-chase-the-stars · 10 months

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ok so i’d never in a million years be on love is blind

BUT

i really love the concept of getting deep and asking more serious questions early on when meeting someone??

#like about your past and vulnerabilities and what makes you who you are #& also what you’re looking for and what you envision for the future #idk it’s the way i like to connect with people and i wish it was more socially acceptable to do early on #mine #love is blind #the ultimatum queer love #dating shows

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idyllicbby · 1 month

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there’s really nothing in this world that i enjoy more than some good ole lesbian lore & gossip

i’m mostly checked out of cishet relationship drama, but lesbian drama??? oh i’m all ears

#there’s just something about it #think that’s why i enjoyed ultimatum queer love sm #LOL #lesbianism #彡: girl you just be talking!#idyllicbbycore

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