“me and who 🥺” girl you’re a swiftie you and THERAPY
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my teacher: Goodmorning people !
*me, not a people* well not Goodmorning to you too >:(
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i truly cannot believe rubegetta was found dead in a ditch
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I love free will. I could shave CZ bald right now and no one could stop me.
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Is somebody gonna match my freak? (Let me read fanfictions to them)
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everyone should follow me on insta and see me liveblog sebastian sdv falling head over heels for me and vice versa
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macaque needs to pick out a lice from his own head and straight up eat it. also maybe needs some 5 in 1 shampoo
I agreed until you said 5 in 1 shampoo do you WANT him to get worse????
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Postal Dude and Freeman’s Mind Gordon are the same guy
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Keep ur kids away from the liberals, they’ll turn them into pumpkin spice lattes
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If you could, what would you diagnose everyone with?
emo
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guys
it must be said im sorry
dimentio isnt that silly
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damn if i ever meet my mutuals irl we're just getting take out 😒
burn rice once, it follows you forever 😭🙏
this applies especially to @theyenvymarleyyy and @love-sicklesbian
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anyone in the destiny community wanna cashapp me 5 dollars for the new season. i can uh. write fanfiction? i can do that pretty well.
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team awesome mad father au send post
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Giving up half my paycheck tomorrow because CZ decided to eat a string that turned into a $5000 emergency surgery on his intestines
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I am the real Sunny Omori thanks for loving me (/j)
*squealing and crying and kicking my feet and being silly and smiling and crying and throwing up and committing terrorism and shitting bricks and having my pillow in a choke-hold and becoming the sun and making teapot boiling noises and playing monopoly and winning and making my mother concerned about me*
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oh hi sunny
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