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dearabsolutelynoone · 9 months

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aurora cinderella belle

jasmine mulan ariel

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loganlostitall · 7 months

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My taste in men is so all over the place all the time

But sometimes there are similarities

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yeonggisbitch · 1 month

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aren’t they the prettiest?

#also #they’re always slaying with their fashion #outfit? giving #makeup? serving #face card? never declining #jackson’s diary webtoon #jackson’s diary #jolie jackson’s diary #brenda jackson’s diary

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tacoreib · 4 months

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#i love them so much #they deserve the world #they’re everything to me #lily gladstone #ayo edebiri #face card never declines LIKE

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sexynetra · 7 months

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Olivia Lux is collecting selfies with my favorite queens tonight like they’re fucking infinity stones

#sated only by the knowledge that she cannot get Marcia and Robin because that would be the ultimate KO #also if you haven’t wished Robin a happy birthday may I wish you a happy go die???? that’s my baby that’s my girl #anyways I love all these bitches #and this may be sacrilegious to say especially with me being who I am #Olivia might be the prettiest???#she’s just. so stunning #her face card is crazy #my mom saw a few eps of s13 last week and was like pointing at her going that one with the high cheekbones and perfect smile?#she doesn’t even need to do anything to be beautiful #she’s stunning #and mom was so right #mom is always right when she calls queens hot #I don’t remember the context but she recently pointed out a very hot person and went wow they’re beautiful they look like Sasha Colby #and I went gag that’s such a high compliment #anyways Anetra u look stunning #Sasha love the hair #and Jackie out of drag I know I’m a lesbian but I’m in love with you for real for real #drag race #rpdr #RuPaul’s drag race #anetra #Sasha Colby #Jackie cox #Olivia lux

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linsomniac · 2 years

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#helluva boss #vivziepop #moxxie #millie #m&m #look at them #look at their faces #good god they’re adorable #moxxie’s street philanthropy would leave him with extreme amounts of credit card debt

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cr1msondll · 23 days

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2 baddies with the same name, just diff spelling 😝

#meagan good #megan fox #they are so cunty #bad bitch #they’re so pretty #insane face card #i love being a girl #girly stuff #she’s so cunty #i want to be them #inspo #my muse

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queenofnohr · 4 months

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Super cute commission I got of Asha and Miserere Mei (both he/him!) from @/bunbuncita on twitter!

AU where these two start up idol group 🥺 with Asha as leader and main vocals and Mei as main visuals and rapper 💖🖤

#ffxiv oc #ff14 oc #ffxiv viera #ff14 viera #ffxiv au ra #ff14 au ra #Miserere Mei tag #your name like a song I sing to myself #aaaaaaaaaaaa they’re so CUTE #conito did such a wonderful job on them their face cards will NEVER be rejected #the cheebs………. r so biteable too 🥺

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prettyboysdontlookatexplosions · 10 months

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@ the connecticut bartender who just refused to serve me bc i left my ID at home……… i do understand you are just doing your job but how is this not the one thing my lifelong tendency to scowl, refusal to wear sunscreen, and copious gray hairs have won me

#i know they’re supposed to card anyone who looks younger than 45 or whatever #but like bro…. this is clearly a face that remembers 9/11……..

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guccigarantine · 6 months

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new grandpa’s farm lfg

#hoping jack’s character has a better time #SURELY they’re running out of face cards

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oldfacesnewdawnoffical · 1 year

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Allium, Daylily and Duranta

Unweaned kittens of the Woodruff faction (as of: the start of A Dream of Destiny).

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Kittens of Sloefrost and Fritillaryheart (Allium; biological. Daylily and Duranta; adopted).

Newborn.

#old faces new dawn #character card #brightheart #thornclaw #brackenfur #babs :D #they’re also very very newborn so. they get no additional details

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lupusmatra · 2 months

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hi hello I’ve returned just to say i was reminded that cyno and kaveh’s VAs are spanish speaking which leads me to headcanon that kaveh & cyno talk in spanish about 90% of the time with each other thank you

#˚ ☽ | *ooc.#half-natlan Cyno real #but also they don’t need to shit talk Alhaithy in another language they will do that to his face I’m sure #they’re besties ur honor #all it took was one card and Cyno was like ‘my life is yours’#basically marriage #anywho time for bed agdjdhfjfa #silly hours lmfaaooo #one day I will remake you cyno I promise

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leefi · 3 months

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beyonce was right. im a grown woman + i can do whatever i want

#getting to laugh in your parents’ faces when they tell you you can’t do something. stronger high than heroin #CRY OVER IT BITCH!#woof #U know how women couldn’t open their own credit cards 50 years ago? Every time i see those #Stay at home girlfriend tiktoks on my feed i feel so sad for them…they don’t know what they’re entertaining

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chryzure-archive · 1 year

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chrysijacks is jst a girl and a boy that were close, close friends. then their guardians failed them and they took matters into their own hands, only to mess up because they’re just a girl and a boy. but now the ramifications linger, and they grow up to be cruel and dangerous. but they’re still just a girl and a boy that are close, close friends, and they’re all they have against the rest of the world.

#memorie.txt #s.chrysijacks #also azure’s there #but the vision’s coming across right…..#idk jst thinking abt how jacks would fall to his knees in front of chrysi once they’re reunited out of their cards #and how he’d hug her to him and bury his face in the crook of her neck and cry #because he remembers the boy he used to be—the boy that was friends w chrysi above all else—and he misses himself #and now that she’s back he’s allowed to be that boy again #instead of the prince of hearts… yk? are you HEARING ME!!!!

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tacoreib · 3 months

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oh MOTHERS EATTTT

#they’re everything to me #they raised me so well #face card never declines LIKE #superbowl #super bowl 2024 #wicked movie #ariana grande #cynthia erivo #i love their outfit thoooo

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mycological-mariner · 1 year

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my body is once again trying to eat itself. The best part though is that my lil bro is about to go off and train in medicine so if anything my body chose a fantastic week to just break down - I’m helping him practice and prepare

#ayyyyyy… dios mio #I laugh but. I hate it in here (my body)#needs to work on his damn bedside manners though #took one look at my swollen hands and said ‘WOW. they’re like brotwurst!’#thanks #it is a little weird being looked after by my little brother #he refuses to use my card or let me pay for anything though!#keeps saying that I already let him stay with me and use the kitchen whenever he wants #a little concerning! what did this poor boy Think I was gonna do?? that’s quite sad ..#what isn’t sad is him coming back from the corner shop and throwing a bag of Maltesers at my face #<3 #peak sibling behaviour

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