figs, flowers, and felines (⁠ ⁠ꈍ⁠ᴗ⁠ꈍ⁠)

couldnt decide on drawing fish or horsies

The way I let one of my coworkers borrow my copy of Gideon the ninth and I still haven’t gotten it back.

It’s been over a year.

Lololol i cannot resist to giv another sneak peek of the comic 😂 But this time not in high res...

I finally managed to take care of my balcony - and now i am outside with coffee, drawing and wanted to share my happy moment! @neonghostcat 🥰

Aaaand added candles 😁✨

scarri life update: i don’t know if you remembered that time i got married, but im still married but now theyre my boyfriends, and also, remember those girls i thought hated me??? turns out they both liked me so i have 2 girlfriends too. idk. i just felt like bragging

- @scarrinotspooky

I say this with as much respect as I can muster, but what the fuck. I mean, hey! Im not one to judge for which fucko you decide to marry nor date, ( There was this meme, right? My wife still misses me, but her aim is getting better. ) but, them? Go fucking crazy with your girlfriends, I dont care, but dont tell me you cant find better men than those guys. Pansies, if you ask me.

Pea Brained Bounce House time. Was thinking about the earlier Mikey bit. Then I started thinking about Warm Coded. And then:

Raph’s got like. This thing, when you’re working out with him. He uses the cover of coaching you to stare.

It’s not until he’s got you doing chairs against the concrete wall, and you look up in pleading askance on how much longer you’ve gotta hold the position, that you finally catch the way his attention is trained on the swell of your stomach. The uncanny focus of his gaze on your thighs as the muscles start to tremble and seize up.

Raph likes to stare.

miss pauling WOULD NOT SMELL FINE.

So I know the quality sucks and we don't get any better quality to compare, but I just wanted to point out that, yes. Baby Carlo has freckles. Very few of them. But you can see the ones he had since he was a wee young lad standing out in his painting.

Go ahead and go into the game and stand in front of the portrait. Compare their faces. I'll wait c:

Here's a full/clean version of his portrait if you want to stare at it

So anyways like I was saying before--

Ladies, gents, enbies: I proudly present, Calming Gradient! (Drawn by @oddslugout on Discord)

I love their design sm it's genuinely gorgeous imo

need a man who smells like dryer sheets

sucre..,.,, from fucking prison break.,,,,., i need him BIBLICALLY

Self-indulgent Buddy Daddies omegaverse idea thanks to Kazuki's delusional ass we love him tho where Rei is a late-bloomer alpha who has his first rut kick-started by one of Kazuki's stronger heats and he's confused as fuck cause he thought he was a beta this whole time

Hohohohoho once more!

Another year, another completely harmless and not-suspicious-at-all partridge in a pear tree.

how is it. that for a whole week. the house smelled fine, and other than some dust and cat hair it was really clean too, and everything was organized and easy to find with no towers of dishes in the sink about to topple over. even tho i didn't clean that much or do anything out of the ordinary to keep the house this way. but now my parents have been home for like 3 days and already every room except for mine is inhospitable from how bad they all smell, and there's mess all over, and the table is constantly sticky, and the sink is somehow full yet barely has any dishes in it bc the way they're organized is so ineffective, and i hate it here i wanna leave so bad

Like real talk. Me? Worried about a mind flayer eating my brain? nah they should be more afraid of me reaching out and nibbling on their tentacle bc it smells like a garlic breadstick and I have 0 self control.