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Heyy, love your writing! <3 I'm not sure if you've written about this before, but can I request needy and whiny Ellie accidentally discovering she has a mommy kink? (during sex she it just slips) and reader teasing her about it, poor baby :( I just know Ellie started calling her gf mommy, mama or mami as a joke...until it wasn't a joke anymore š
A/N: first of all, thank you so muchšš and omg yes? this is goals. I have never written whiney ellie b4 so letās see how this goes lmfao. (sorry if this kinds sucks assš)
summary: the ask in a nutshell.
parings: whinysub!ellie & dom!reader
W/C : around 600
content warning: (NSFW !!) degrading praise? (āpretty slut, sweetheart, babyā) ellie calls reader mommy ovi.
els: mamaaaa, wya?
els: i miss youuuu
Y/n: mama huh?
els: yah itās my new nickname 4 u.
y/n: alr elsš
y/n: Iāll be there soon baby dw. you can wait a little longer for mama, yeah?
els: BDJSNDJSHDBSBH?!
y/n: see u soon baby.
your pretty sure thatās when you found out Ellie had a mommy kink. her reaction totally gave it away. so when she called you mommy in bed you played along.
you had her dicked down on the bed. holding her thighs over your shoulders while she gripped onto the sheets on her back. your cock pounded into Ellie while your hand roamed her body.
āawah, is my baby crying?? feels so good, donāt it sweetheart?ā you coo mocking your cock drunk girlfriend under you. she looks so needy like this. her eyes rolled back into her skull, fluttering open every once and a while to watch you split her open on your cock. her auburn hair sticks to her forehead, sticky with sweat. she would whimper incoherent please. she wasnāt even sure what she was asking for. she just wanted more. and she was all for you.
āy-yess. please. faster mommy !!ā the name caught you off guard. stoping your unforgiving thrusts into her. you smirk, bending over to kiss her sweaty forehead.
ācall me that again.ā you growl into her neck when you continue to slam into ellies pretty little cunt. your arm reaches around her leg and you play with her puffy clit. rubbing tight circles around her pussy. or as tight as you could get them while the bass of the strap was rubbing against your clit so deliciously. you pound into her pussy harder. hitting a deeper spot then before. Ellie groans, her mouth falling agap at the new angle. her perky tits jiggle with every thrust.
ādid you not, fuck, did you not fucking hear me? I said call me that again, or I stop.ā your merciless pace made her head foggy. barely comprehending what you were saying. poor baby:( you slow your thrusts, bottoming out in ellie. you just sit there inside of her till she notices the stop. She catches her breath. huffing in between whines.
āw-whyād you stop?ā she tryās to slide herself father into your dick, rutting her hips closer to yours.
āneed you to call me mommy again, baby.ā
āmommy please, please let me cum.ā
and at her word your pace regains speed.
āyālike calling me mommy. isnāt that right my pretty slut? you like when mommy fucks you shitless?ā she nods her head aimlessly and you swear you see drool pouring from the side of her mouth when you start to rub her clit again. her whines reverbing off the walls, sounding like music to your ears.
āyeah I know you do, been wanting to call me mommy for a while now havenāt you sweetheart?ā your words tip her over the edge as she cums all over your dick. you fuck her through her orgasm, drawing long whines from her pretty little lips. normally she would scream your name while she cums, but today she called you something different.
āmommy- fuck, mo-mommyyyyā she chanted that name so damn much it aināt even seem like a word anymore. eventually your thrusts slows down as she shakes underneath you.
āIām goin pull out now, okay baby?ā her fucked out little expression canāt form words as she gives a weak thumbs up. cute loserrr.
A/N: I wrote this super quick but it was fun! Iām trying to have more fun when writing bc I used to think of it as something I needed to be perfect at but that wasnāt getting me no where lmfao. SEND ME ASSKKKKS !! love yall š©·
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secret double life
sidney crosby x f!actress!reader
fc: dianna agron
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ynofficial: i apologise on behalf of makeup artists across the world. i have failed you and learnt nothing since i was 17, and for that i am deeply sorry. anyway, this has been a dream come true of mine - thank you for the opportunity vogue! (i apologise for the lateness, but the video is up on YT rn!)
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user12: you can do no wrong in my eyes, even if the foundation was the wrong shade
user13: she fr worked with it and said 'trust the process'
user14: i can feel the mascara wand in my eye
user15: HER RINGS FUCK WHAT IF THAT TWITTER THREAD WAS RIGHT
user16: the twitter thread was right what are you talking about??????
user17: was it all common knowledge or something?
user18: forgetting they're married is like never remembering that ryan reynolds was married to scarlett johansson
user19: was it just me or did anyone else hear a child laugh in the background?
user20: ME!!!!
user21: babe you're looking so good
user22: thank you for feeding us with this content
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gossip: after the news has begun recirculating, pittsburgh penguins legend, sidney crosby, has been seen attending a charity gala with his wife, actress y/n l/n. it is unknown as to how long the couple have been married, but rumours suggest 10+ years.
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user24: WHAT!!!!! THEY BOTH LOOK SO GOOD!!!!
user25: idk which one i want to bite first
user26: i'm praying for confirmation šš
user27: it has only just occurred to me that people don't know about these two and it upsets me sm š
user28: parents
user29: they actually might be though
user30: I'VE BEEN THINKING THIS!!
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unofficialnhlnews: a reporter asked crosby if he had any family in the stands for today's 1000th game for the pens, he said yes and when asked (for the first time, nearly ever), who, he replied with "well, i flew out some of my family from home, but my wife's watching today."
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user32: CONFIRMATION WTF
user33: he was so open with it what
user34: BRO STARTED BLUSHING
user35: i don't think i've ever seen crosby smile like that
user36: if this is true, i'm thinking about the baby laugh in the background of her vogue grwm
user37: tbh if they've been together for that long they literally could have a kid fr
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ynofficial: apparently i lead a secret double life?
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user38: IS THAT CHILD YOURS? IS IT SIDNEY CROSBY'S KID?
user39: it'd be so funny if it is hers and sid's with the ovi jersey
user40: the armpit scribbler is definitely sid
ynofficial: he's one of the three š
user41: does that count as a hard launch??????????
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ynofficial: sid by me ā¤
it's been an honour to experience life with you so far - i really fucking love you.
to the rest of you: i give you sid, and introduce you to mason and india!
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user45: *sharp inhale* AAAAAAAAAAAA
user46: he was so baby š
user47: SIDNEY CROSBY IS A DILF ā ļø I REPEAT SIDNEY CROSBY IS A DILF ā ļø
user46: the baby in the #87 jersey i'm sobbing
user47: we said confirm pls and y/n and sid heard change lives
user48: oh š my š god š
user49: india and mason are so fucking cute
user50: the first picture is breaking hearts
user51: what about that kid that was wearing the ovi jersey?
ynofficial: mini ovi and mini crosby swapped jerseys after the all star game this year!! both dads cried
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ynofficial: y/n by me (sid) ā¤
i really fucking love you, too
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user52: simple but romantic
user53: i'm crying
user54: THE ONES WHEN HE'S CUDDLING HER AHKSJGF
user55: the wedding photo lmao
user56: baby and bump
user57: i'm definitely dying alone
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MEDIA MANAGEMENT ā JACK HUGHES (23-24 SZN PART 11)
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y/ndevils00 wellā¦ that was painful
welcome back to my post-game recap! if you donāt know who i am because youāve been living under a rock, or youāve been in jail (donāt do crimes unless you can get away with them), iām y/n! or as my boyfriend calls me, ādoveā! i work as the social media manager for one of the sluttiest teams (and maybe the worst this seasonā¦) in the National Hockey League: the New Jersey Devils!
let get into it! your favorite (or maybe least favorite. i wouldnāt blame you!) men from hell lost 4-6 against the patriotic old guys tonightā¦. i canāt say i wasnāt surprised
we had an absolutely scoreless (and sinless) first period on our end, transitioning into intermission down by 3!
but second period is when we really started heating up! we got FOUR lovely goals by THREE lovely people!!
starting with uncle Toffee!! who scored our first AND our fourth goal!! heās been so queen girlboss slay recently! who knew he would be this good?! not me! i doubted him severely! (i cannot apologize for my previous thoughts about you uncle, i can only ask you to forgive me anyways because you took my DILH and iām still recovering)
Timo the absolute Tank Engine got us our second goal of the night with his first goal of the season! and no penalties!! i feel like a proud mother to a usually extremely horribly behaved little boy š„¹
and of course, my favorite whore, my very best swiss, my least favorite kind of cheese; captain slut got our third goal of the night!! THATāS MY HOE!! POP OFF! (he also got a penalty tonight but iāve opted not to show that because he paid me $20)
and i could never forget to mention that my beautiful angel of a bad bitch, Rowdy, got an assist on THREE out of four of our goals tonight!! heās only 3 points away from 20 points already!! THATāS MY (baby)GIRL!
and third period is when we immediately went as cool as the ice they skate onā¦ giving up three goals (including an empty netter to the oldest looking man alive)ā¦ we got no goals of our own and my sweet baby angel face bestie number 1 got a penalty for being too perfect š
all-in-all, letās wish the boys luck against the sabres on friday because apparently they need it! i think fridayās enemy gave them some pretty good advice though and they should put it to use!
p.s. ikea baby and merc-dog are my exact reactions to how badly we played in the third
p.p.s. oviā¦ when i catch you ovi š„š
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jackhughes dove, baby, what is that abomination of a 5th photo?
y/ndevils00 my camera wouldnāt focus :(
jackhughes so why post it?
y/ndevils00 you donāt appreciate my talents
jackhughes i can assure you, i appreciate your talents plenty. photo taking is just usually not one of them
lhughes_06 gross
user29 did she just threaten OVECHKIN?! š
user17 i fear we may lose these updates after this threat šŖ
jesperbratt what was i š¦ at?
y/ndevils00 i honestly couldnāt tell youā i was too busy wondering the best way to fit you in my pocket
john.marino97 i got a picture?!
y/ndevils00 you got an assist and no penalties!
john.marino97 but dawson got a penalty and no assists and still got a picture?
y/ndevils00 youāre not dawson, the standards for you are different
john.marino97 iāve known you for 4 years and this is how i get treated? DAWSON HAS ONLY KNOWN YOU FOR 2!
y/ndevils00 you tattle on me, you deserve your treatment
dawson1417 sheās got you there, bud
tofff73 you doubted me?!
y/ndevils00 in my defense, i didnāt know you were chill like that
tofff73 jack has informed me that you cried at the trade, i forgive your doubts
y/ndevils00 @/jackhughes YOUāRE TELLING HIM MY SECRETS?!
jackhughes @/y/ndevils00 i wasnāt aware that you usually blast your āsecretsā on your instagram story
user81 the random luke pictureā¦ y/n loves her smush š„¹
tmeier96 did you just call me a tank engine?
tmeier96 also, iām OLDER than you!
y/ndevils00 that was a compliment! iām saying youāre built!
tmeier96 youāre a funny little thing
y/ndevils00 also yes you are olderā i said i FELT like a proud mother, not that i AM one. i already have one reckless child at home, i donāt want another
jackhughes @/y/ndevils00 sheās a cat.
y/ndevils00 @/jackhughes SHE IS OUR BABY
trevorzegras you love testing how far you can push before you get a warning for your behavior, donāt you?
y/ndevils00 i learned from you š«¶
trevorzegras youāre a cockroach
y/ndevils00 all iām hearing is that iām resilient and can live through anything
trevorzegras i hate you
y/ndevils00 you WISH you hated meā if you really did then you wouldnāt facetime me twice a week
nicohischier there are so many things i take issue with about my paragraph
y/ndevils00 is it that itās not long enough? iām sorry, iāll make it longer next time!
nicohischier please DONāT.
lhughes_06 ya know, you were a lot nicer before i joined the team
y/ndevils00 oh good! that means iām doing this right!
lhughes_06 doing what right?
y/ndevils00 tough love!
dawson1417 i didnāt do anything :(
y/ndevils00 i know, sugarplum!
dawson1417 they jailed meā¦
y/ndevils00 i canāt imagine how traumatic that mustāve been for you
dawson1417 oh it wasnāt that bad, you were in there too
y/ndevils00 yeahā¦. lindy put me there in 2nd intermission. he said if i wouldnāt stop chirping the capitals as though i was a player, then i needed to be treated like a player and get a penaltyā¦. then i couldnāt get out because the game started again
dawson1417 you canāt skate, how did you get in?
y/ndevils00 i was betrayed
nicohischier @/y/ndevils00 i stand by it.
y/ndevils00 @/nicohischier YOU ALMOST DROPPED ME TWICE
nicohischier those were on purpose.
dawson1417 and how did you get out?
y/ndevils00 my knight in shining armor!
jackhughes @/y/ndevils00 i didnāt get you out?
jesperbratt i did!
jackhughes oh, yeah, that makes sense
#media management au!#media management series <3#jack hughes#jack hughes x reader#jack hughes imagine#jack hughes fic#jack hughes blurb#nj devils#nhl imagine#nhl fic#faithlynnās insta edits <3#faithlynnās writings <3
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I JUST READ THIS i Do Not understand hockey and watched the goalie fight and i am soooo confused i thought this was like an ice stick sports game thing WHY are they doing a hand to hand combat in the middle of the ice šššš
the gloves the helmet the stick thrown away and the grabbing at each others THROATS??? why did it feel like they were the only people in the ice i was like '???? Is facilitating a fist fight an actual session of the game?'
and WHY did it take so long for someone to break them up too šš
so i talk a little about the mechanics of a fight in this post
the hand to hand combat is a TIME honored tradition in hockey. It's part of the game, its a way for the players to let off steam and to stand up for eachother against a rival player whos just kinda being a Jackass.
SO as said there you've got your average brawl. This is a bar fight. they're pissed. This is not pre-negotiated and because it's not serving a purpose the refs are gunna get involved quickly. Sometimes they will allow this kind of fight if one of the players has been a huge ass during the game. FAFO buddy.
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Then you've got your average hockey fight. Think of it more as boxing. Generally two guys will call eachother out and literally be like "yo wanna fight dude?" theres some great clips of that. this is a great one you can actually see the ref step away once both guys agree. (Lol sorry age restricted it is dudes hittin eachother)
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If it is an allowed fight (agreed too, refs stepped off) you will see them hovering around once both guys have exhausted themselves or usually once someone falls to the ice. then they step in to break it up and escort them to their respective Sin Bin (penalty box)
They fight to pump up the crowd, to add some energy back into a slow game and just cause it's fun. they do take penalties for it though no matter the kind of brawl.
for that goalie fight im not sure whats going on honestly lol it may have been some event and the tendys just wanted to fight. You mostly see Tendys fight during a line brawl (literally everyone on ice going at it) And they're not necessarily grabbing at their throats but actually the plastic armor under the jersey. even though its meant to protect the players body from any number of hits or bumps or bruises It's also a solid piece of underarmor that they can maintain a good grip on so as not to fall while throwing punches. it's that white thing PeePaw Ovi is wearing here
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Hi hello just found your blog and am obsessed with it!! The nhl really is just men who are slaves to their own narratives š.
Anyway would LOVE an Ovi edit to Long Live by Taylor Swift or Machine by Imagine Dragons (bonus points for including Nicky) if youāre so inclined š
how did you know i still cry to this song?šš
hereās that edit <3
#i also love imagine dragons but i couldnāt pass up the long live opportunity#hereās to ovi making history#ask
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i'm in such a litg withdrawal because everything went downhill after season 2. season 3 is the most boring vanilla shit i've ever read in my life and i don't even want to talk about season 4 :'). i've replayed season 2 sm times that i don't even have people left to romance YDHDJDJDJD i miss it so much i even started watching the actual love island show (season 6 and like...it might just be my fave) šš
no 'cause this is so true!!
let's be honest, the seasons after s2 are honestly lacking, and the main thing missing there is people actually acting/reacting as people ????
how the fuck are you gonna hear me say "yeah, i fucked him behind the waterfall on our first date" and say "can't blame you" ????
sir, ma'am, people! can i get a SMALL tear? a tiny sigh of disappointment? perhaps even a "how fucking dare you??" ???
nothing? alright then...
now, about the show, i've binge watched most of the seasons, and despite anna being there, season 5 is my favorite. there's just so many cores of drama happening at all times, and even though i couldn't care less for amy, shit, i cried when she left.
the thing that got me really pissed off for the whole damn season was that fucking anna never shutting the hell up and just-
aaaaah! she gave michael shit for switching but she herself switched, only to cheat on ovie with the boy she cheated on WITH ovie!!!
ANNA, WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?
anyway, sorry, i could talk about season 5 forever.
what did you like most about season 6? 'cause to me it was the two luke's, siĆ¢nisse, paige and finn. those twins absolutely got on my nerves every single second of it, i couldn't care less about the mike guy, absolutely hated the whole mike choosing someone over priscila, just because she was disgusted by him, just so she would turn and be shocked that he didn't pick her.
i-
but yeah! i started watching the show after the game as well lol
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did you see the video of ovie crosby and ovie's son at the all-star game skills challenge š it was so cute!
Oh my gosh I didnāt!!! Iāve been sick so Iāve been so behind on everything!!! I have /got/ to go look that up!!!
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OMFG HE DID IT
Not even sittler did that. Matty on ovi's pace
His sweet bebe marns got him that oneš„¹š you could see he was waiting for his boy for hugs
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ovi did 2 little jumps in front of the goal šš ik its so he can get out of the way for oshieās goal but i like to imagine it was because he was excited
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Spicy Asks:
2, 6, 9, 14?
2. Whatās the kink you would be most nervous about your irl friends finding out aboutĀ
that's difficult because realistically i don't want them finding out about any of them! but, ironically i think cnc would be i what i want them to know about the least >.>
6. What is your most elaborate fantasy?
that's really hard to answer!!!!! š i have a different fantasy every time i masturbate that incorporates different things i'm into.
but uh, i think i have a few different answers? i focus a lot on world building in my fantasies bc by heart i am a story writer š
one of my more elaborate fantasies was about a witch living in a world with a well thought out magic system, etc, who goes out on a mini adventure to forage for some needed ingredients, slay some beasts for other ingredients, etc. and he meets a slime person, which is a pretty rare sighting bc in this world, slime people are man-made! you have to use a few normal slimes + a human brain to make one. most witches who have made a slime person preferred to use a baby brain bc lack of memories and blah blah blah, easier to raise a slime person to think of you as its parent than to deal with a slime person who still has memories and a fully developed personality and moral code, etc. anyways, this slime guy, upon seeing a witch, tried to kill him. witch didn't appreciate that and tries to use his magic against him but as a being that's the result of alchemy, he's pretty immune to magic for the most part. but even so, they're equally matched and iirc the slime dude accidentally did smth to make the witch moan and he's like "why tf am i fighting this dude when i COULD be fucking him instead" and you get the gist.
there's another about a human going to university on an alien planet and getting railed by one of his professors, and then there's the (dom) vampire hunter x (sub) vampire and then there's the fantasy about an engineer who slowly falls in love with with a robot he found and repaired, etc etc. i'd type more but if i'll be honest, i hate typing/writing my thoughts down. i'm much better at talking than writing lol. but..... it seems i typed a LOT more than i had meant to. oops?
9. If you could have sex as often as you wanted, how often would you have sex?
definitely a few times a week! or you know, about as often as i masturbate.
14. Whatās your weirdest kink?Ā
that's really difficult to answer!! T_T
outside of online spaces like tunblr..... and i think twitter? monster fucking is viewed as being weird. but ig relatedly, the weirdest thing i might be into is oviposition? so yean, now that i've actually thought about it for a few minutes, my answer is ovi.
#roy answers#ugh. this is why my friends joke about me always writing a damn novel every time i text them#š in particular bc i'll ask him if i can vent and he's always like yeah sure bro#and then i type out 2k words at least. discord hates me
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The shampoo awards were a bust š Ilbur and Hanker didn't even attend and I thought they had confirmed???
Hey hey <3
It was the fashion for me š I really expected so much? Especially since everyone was hyping up these awards and fighting over them LOL!
Yes yes! I was so surprised that H*nker didnāt attend š and apparently I*Ovie were filming āŗļø
Also ā¦ please .. did yāall guys see that video of the paparazzi looking for h*nker ššš it was so funny it made my night lol
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