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hatsukeii · 4 years

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hey! can i request some headcanons about how tsukki, kuroo, and kageyama would act if they had a really short s/o. i’m vv short and i feel like some headcanons about them teasing their short s/o is bound to have me laughing :)

Tysm for the request ahsgjs😳💕

Under 5’5 gang wya😔✌️

Btw these are for fem s/o because I don’t know how to write male s/o, sorry🥺

I mean you can totally imagine it as a male s/o those, it’s only bc I made a period joke that I say it’s for fem s/o:)

Tiny bit of thought up headcanon for the boys too, just a tiny bit.

Btw imagine their partner as one of the managers for the volleyball team, gives me more ideas to work with haha:DD

(Slight angst that I made up for Tsukki because no one knows where the fuck his dad is and I love him so much oh my god-)

🌊Kageyama🌊

- “Aww look at you cutie.”

- “Hey, smack that dumbass for me. I’m too tall to.”

- “Is that a dress for you?”

- Actually doesn’t constantly remind you of how short you are.

- Knows how genes work and understands there was almost nothing you could do to prevent being short.

- Doesn’t mean he won’t occasionally tease you for it though.

- “Oh? You want some milk? Is it to grow taller? Your bones probably need it. Here, have as much as you want-” *Smack.

- Thinks you look adorable when you’re mad.

- “You really expect me to feel threatened when you look like Kirby?”

- Piggyback rides all the time.

- “Tobio, I’m tired.”

- “Hop on.”

- You once slept over at his because of a storm after his volleyball training, without your parents knowing because they were on vacation.

- It was really late at night, and Kageyama didn’t want you going home yourself.

- This meant you didn’t have any clothes.

- I mean yeah you brought extra shorts to school because of your time of the month, but you didn’t have a shirt.

- “You can borrow mine, don’t worry. Go clean yourself up.”

- You came out of his bathroom, and he almost passed out.

- “Wh-why arent you wearing any pan-”

- “I’m wearing shorts under this. Your shirt’s just really long.”

- He was so flustered he avoided looking anywhere under your torso for an hour.

- “Thanks for letting me stay over last week, here’s your shirt back.”

- “Keep it. It looks cute on you and I get to see you wear a makeshift dress.”

- Cuddle sessions are great.

- You can lie on him in any position, and he would still be able to reach out and grab your hand or play with your hair.

- He gets to be the big spoon, and he loves it.

- Protecting you is Kageyama’s new duty.

- He takes it a bit too seriously.

- He once threw Tsukishima into a wall because the middle blocker decided it would be a good idea to take your phone and go through it.

- “Do that one more time, and I’ll do something way worse than that.”

- He looked like he was about to go on a killing spree.

- Even Tsukishima was taken aback. He hasn’t messed with you since.

- Whenever Hinata does something stupid, you’re on smack duty.

- Apparently Kageyama’s “too tall” to do it.

- It’s a bit hard for you to give him forehead kisses, or cute little cheek pecks.

- But he doesn’t mind at all.

- Because he fell in love with your short cutie pie kirby chipmunk tiny ass, and he wouldn’t change anything about you.

♠️Kuroo♠️

- Makes fun of you like at least 3 times a day about your height.

- “How’s it feel like to be like shrimpy over there?”

- “Oh, sorry, I can’t hear you whining from down there.”

- “I’d totally let you kill me, provided you can reach my neck.”

- Knows not to make you mad though.

- Last time he decided to tease you by holding the coffee you brought to school above his head.

- You pounced onto his back and choked him with your arms until he gave you the cold brew you got from Starbucks.

- Being his short girlfriend had its advantages though.

- Kuroo, being the extra™️ boy he is, can pick your tiny body up with ease.

- Meaning whenever he hugged you, he’d pick you up and spin you around like in a broadway musical.

- After that, he would continue to hold you up and nuzzle your head into his neck while laughing about that grand gesture.

- Loves it when you wrap your legs around him while he gives you piggyback rides.

- You once fell asleep on his back.

- So he brought you home and carried you up to your room in a bridal carry.

- Likes to play with your hair while waiting for the bus with you.

- Also like to hoist you over his shoulder when you get annoyed just for shits and giggles.

- Likes to give you nose kisses. A lot.

- He knows you’re tiny, but that doesn’t mean he thinks you’re weak.

- He knows fully well your fiery ass will stick up for yourself, so he’s not super pressed about it when people make fun of your height.

- However he will get protective if he’s thinks you’re starting to get offended by the comments.

- Likes to compare you to Kenma, much to his annoyance.

- “I am nowhere near as short as your girlfriend Kuroo fuck off.”

- Likes to go on trampoline park dates.

- Wants to see how high you can jump. (Spoiler alert: pretty fucking high.)

- Tries his best to get onto the wall every time you guys go there, but always fails.

- You just sit on top of the wall staring back down at him, enjoying the temporary height you have.

- “Kuroo, how’s the weather down there?”

- “Screw you!”

- Laughs his ass off at your random outbursts in the morning when you haven’t finished your coffee.

- Holds your head back when you try and punch him.

- Secretly wants to see you mad, because you look so fucking cute.

- Compares you to fluffy things like marshmallows and chipmunks.

- “You look like a baby squirrel, I love you.”

- And whenever he says that, he means it.

- He would take your short ass over anyone anyday. No questions asked.

🌙Tsukishima🌙

- *Breathes in deeply* Here we go.

- Will not stop fucking making fun of your height.

- I repeat: Will NOT.

- “Hey shorty.”

- “You can’t fight me. You can’t even reach my shoulders.”

- Balances his stuff on your head when he’s going through his bag.

- Uses your head like an armrest.

- He once balanced his water bottle on your head, and you spilled the water all over him.

- You were laughing your ass off at how pissed he was.

- No one in your classes knows how you two ended up together.

- It doesn’t matter at all though.

- Your first kiss was awkward, to say the least.

- He has to bend down a whole ass 20-30 centimetres to reach you.

- Couldn’t be happier when it happened though.

- The entire Karasuno volleyball team was watching secretly.

- From then on, you two have been the power couple of the school.

- You guys didn’t seem like a couple though.

- You two playfully banter so much other students that didn’t know you guys thought you were enemies.

- Now onto the advantages of being Tsukishima’s short partner.

- One thing Tsukishima is great at, is being a bodyguard.

- Anyone else that makes fun of your height will be destroyed.

- He once blocked a ball and aimed it at Lev’s face during the training camp because the Russian told you you were “too short to be Tsukishima’s girlfriend” and that there was “no way you guys are dating.”

- It took half an hour to stop his nose from bleeding.

- No he didn’t break Lev’s nose, just made it bleed.

- Thinks you’re the absolute best at cuddling with him.

- Made you a dinosaur plush. Made. Not bought.

- Watching dinosaur documentaries curled up on Tsukishima’s chest while he strokes your hair and gives you forehead kisses is the best feeling in the world.

- When times call for it though you don’t hesitate to give the blond affection even if you’re a small bean that has to be protected.

- There was this one time before the match against Shiratorizawa, where Tsukishima had a huge anxiety attack in the middle of the night. Like 2am in the middle of the night.

- “Hey- Love are you okay?”

- “Plea-please, help, I’m- please, there’s no one home I need someone-”

- “I’ll be right here, give me five minutes.”

- With both your parents gone for a very long business trip, you basically zoomed to Tsukishima’s house. His brother was in his university dorm for the night because of early morning training the next day.

- Being the bad bitch you were you picked the lock to his house and swung open the door to him room, to see his tall figure curled up in the corner of his room on the floor, shaking, strained sobs coming out of his mouth.

- You kneeled down next to him, burying his head in your sweater, cradling his head while he sobbed.

- “My dad... he’s dead. Fucking dead. I was waiting for him to come back from Tokyo but then mom fucking called and he got hit by some drunk hunk of shit and now I don’t know what the fuck I can do-“

- “Oh shit... it’s okay, cry it out, it’s fine, shhh...”

- This went on for about half an hour. Just you, letting him whimper and sob into your sweater while you whispered sweet nothings into his ear.

- It was that night, that he realised he had fallen in love with your pipsqueak ass.

Whooo Jesus got a bit carried away there, I don’t care though, I like writing angst anyways lmao I’m keeping that in and using it for fanfictions someday;)

#haikyuu x reader #anime #haikyuu imagines #tsukishima kei #kageyama tobio #kuroo testuro #hq headcanons #hq x reader #hq tsukki #hq kageyama #hq kuroo

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sarahtaylorsversion · 3 years

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hello and welcome to PERCABETH AS TAYLOR SWIFT SONGS! vaguely in order (at first but then i go off the rails), but these really represent moments in time rather than a timeline

we start with

1. story of us- PERFECTLY describes the tension in botl. *chef’s kiss*

2. begin again- comparing luke to percy. annabeth might be scared to do something new and trust again, but he’s proven time and time again that he’s different.

3. mine- i mean, c’mon. “do you remember we were sitting there by the water?” ????? and the icon bridge! “braced myself for the goodbye, cause that’s all i’ve ever known. but you took me by surprise, you said ‘i’ll never leave you alone’”. thinking he’ll leave like luke???? but he’s loyal to a fault so he never will??????

4. new year’s day- MY PERSONAL FAVORITE. ANNABETH’S POV WHEN PERCY WAS MISSING. C’MON. C ‘ M O N . “please don’t ever become a stranger whose laugh I could recognize anywhere.” LIKE SHE REALIZES HE’S AT THE ROMAN CAMP AND WORRYING HE’LL MAKE A NEW RELATIONSHIP LIKE JASON DID. FJDKEJEOEK “hold on to the memories, they will hold onto you. and i will hold onto you.” i may have cried to this several times before

5. you belong with me- obvi annabeth @ the rachael situation. “i know your favorite songs and you TELL ME ABOUT YOUR DREAMS” yes i am reading too much into this and no i don’t care

6. you are in love- “one night, he wakes, strange look on his face. pauses, then says: you’re my best friend. and you knew what it was, he is in love” this might surprise you (it surprised me) but percy and annabeth don’t actually call each other best friends in the entirety of the first series. really. i just reread the first series looking for it and it never came. they WERE, honestly, but they were never like “this is my best friend annabeth!” or anything. nope, in fact the first time it comes up is like in house of hades or blood of olympus (not there yet in my reread but they do say it or think it eventually)—after theyre well established as a couple... not to mention “you keep his shirt, he keeps his word” bc percy is not one to break promises

7. i think he knows- “lyrical smile, indigo eyes, hand on my thigh, we can follow the sparks, i’ll drive”. i know he doesn’t have indigo eyes but close enough plus this song is just. so happy. “he got my heart beat, skipping down sixteenth avenue. got that uh, i mean, wanna see what’s under that attitude” and we all know percy got attitutde NOT TO MENTION “i am an architect, i’m drawing up the plans” xheofjske oensj ???

8. paper rings- “in the winter in the icy outdoor pool, when you jumped in first i went in to. i’m with you even if it makes me blue” blue? blue????? water?????? “in all my dreams, you’re the one i want” uh. yeah.

9. lover- besides being the love song OF THE CENTURY (miss swift rlly did that), “i’m highly suspicious that everyone who sees you wants you” yeah annabeth rlly is a very jealous person, BUT “i’ve loved you three summers now honey, but i want them all” ???? gjroejeow??? we measure time by summers now??? like... people who met at a summer camp may? “my heart’s been borrowed and yours has been blue, all’s well that ends well to end up with you” taylor swift invented the color blue and it’s for percabeth

10. Dress- ok i know i know they aren’t that ✨sexy✨ in the beginning but guys. “all of the silence and patience, pining anticipation, my hands are shaking from holding back from you” yes. yes yes yes. “say my name and everything just stops. I DON’T WANT YOU LIKE A BEST FRIEND” like a best friend you say???,,,

11. long live- “i had the time of my life fighting dragons with you” fbeorjeown. precious. my babies.

honorable mentions: these songs remind me of annabeth but not rlly /percabeth/

12. seven- “i hit my peak at seven.” “please picture me in the weeds; i used to scream ferociously before i learned civility” just her being pure and young for her last year before bam. no more childhood.

13. clean- obviously about luke. “you’re still all over me like a wine stained dress i can’t wear anymore.” like she’s ruined because of him, the dress metaphor. “10 months older, i won’t give in” she had to fight him, literally one of her best friends, for years, and she struggled with it a long time before she came to terms with it.

14. how you get the girl- “stand there like a ghost, shaking from the rain. she’ll open up the door, and say ‘are you insane?’ say it’s been a long six months, and you were too afraid to tell her what you want.” “broke your heart, i’ll put it back together” you cannot tell me this song is not detailing when luke showed up at annabeth’s house asking her to run away with him. this song is like the direct dialogue. i will never be convinced otherwise.

15. august- lowkey reminds me of botl annabeth reminiscing of summers with percy, but he has rachael now :(

ok the end i’m done now. is it really your otp if you don’t listen to taylor swift and make the songs about them???

#pjo #percabeth #percy jackson #annabeth chase #taylor swift #lover #folklore #i’m a simp for percabeth content #heroes of olympus #HoO #headcannons #percabeth headcannons

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