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ywpd-translations · 8 months

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Ride 742: Sudden death match!!

Pag 1

1: Woah, Danchiku, oh-

And Sugimoto-san too!?

2: They passed us so quickly!! Such high pace!!

Huh!?

They're doing some sort of serious race!?

3: I get it

4: I can feel it

5: This guy....!!

Pag 2

1: He's not giving up at all!!

Pag 3

3: Earlier, at the line, I thought I had won this race

I thought he was far behind me and would cross the line with his head hanging down

4: And yet....

Pag 4

1: He caught up to me....!!

2: The preliminary of this race was already done on the “second day”!!

3: That time, the result

5: was a draw!!

6: So it would be better to have a more precise result, wouldn't it

We'll decide it with this lap!! The rules are simple: the starting point line is 4km from here, the one who crosses it first wins!!

7: And then the loser shouldn't “surpass” the winner anymore!! Sugimoto-san!!

Pag 5

1: Imaizumi-san too!!

2: …. yeah

It's better to make it clear with a proper race like this

3: So you have no regrets....!!

4: Let's go!!

5: Crush him, Danchiku!!

Pag 6

2: At the same time....!!

Ah.... “at the same time” again!?

3: Seriously!?

Are you being for real, Sadatoki!?

Pag 7

1: You're just seeing things as you wish they were,since he's your brother!!

Oon!! No that's not it, on!!

It's true, Kaburagi, I saw it too

2: They arrived at the same time, Sugimoto stretched at the last moment

3: Kawada!!

It's “san”!!

4: Are you an accomplice too!!

What are you talkin abut

5: A- amazing, Sugimoto-kun

6: Amazing!!

Pag 8

1: “Amazing”, huh, Onoda

2: Imaizumi-kun....

Pfui

3: You thought Sugimoto would win? ….This race

Huh

4: You didn't think he would, that's why when we heard the results you could say “amazing”

Ah!!

5: I'm- I'm sorry Sugimoto-kun!! I didn't believe in you, even though you worked so hard....!!

Who are you yelling at

6: Me too

Pag 9

2: During these past four days.... Sugimoto worked hard, but, after their race on the second day and after seeing how remarkably stronger Danchiku has gotten

3: When they decided to do another race, I thought Sugimoto would definitely lose

4: Then, when the time came

5: If you lose, you feel better if you gave it your all, so

6: “So you have no regrets”

7: I said that

But

8: He turned it around

Sugimoto really is amazing

Pag 10

1: Even with no one believing in him, with only his own strength, he snatched a “draw” against Danchiku!!

Pag 11

1: Keep going!! Let's keep going with the race, Danchiku!!

2: Even though he's having such an hard time, he's still following me!!

3: Since earlier I've increased the pace many times

4: Garuaaa

Even if I tear him off

Pag 12

1: Every time

2: While saying

3: “Kuaa kuaa”

“Kuaa kuaa”

5: Kuaaa-

6: Kuaaaaaaa

He catches up to me

Pag 13

2: You keep following me....

3: No....

4: You're the one who said “please follow me”, Danchiku

Pag 14

1: Garuaaa!!

2: Ahhhh

Don't make fun of me, there's no way!!

3: Aaaaaaaa

4: Hiigaruaaaa!!

There's no way I'll lose!!

Pag 15

1: To Sugimoto-san!!

4: I was careless – I was careless and that's why he caught up to me!! The second time too!!

I won't be careless this time!!

Pag 16

1: Ill take a plunge firmly, throw my handles, and cross the line

2: At full throttle!!

The last curve!!

3: He's not following me anymore!! He's....

Pag 17

1: He's here!!

Cough cough

2: Kuaaaa

We're entering the final sprint!!

3: Dammit, this guy is gonna stretch from here!!

4: Hiigaruaaaaa!!

Take a plunge!!

5: Take a plunge!!

Pag 18

1: Throw your handles!!

Pag 19

1: Wooooah!!

No... wait, even now....

2: It's a draw!!

Ya!!

On!!

Woah

3: Dammit, what happened, Danchiku what are you doin!!

You should be much stronger..... should....

Pag 20

1: Don't tell me.... that Sugimoto-san.... is strong too!?

2: You.... you mean it's a draw for the third time!!

How long will they keep going, at this pace it won't ever end!!

3: …. no

5: It's a shame, but there's no time left...

6: This lap is the last

#yowamushi pedal #yowamushi pedal translations #yowapeda #yowapeda manga #yowamushi pedal manga #yowamushi pedal spoilers #ride 742 #i know this chap isnt supposed to be funny but it's so funny to me asdsdfsdghdjfl #extremely good but very funny at the same time #im sorry but kaburagi being so shocked at the end like'dont tell me.... that sugimoto-san is strong too!?!?!?' like???#its ridiculous how they chose sugimoto bc they thought he was weak- like why would you chose a weak opponent and then act all high and migh #mighty???? it really says nothing good about you lmao #also onoda sdjmkdgsadhm he always believes in everyone but not sugimoto ;A; and the way imaizumi immediately pointed it out #'a-ha! so you didnt think sugimoto would win after all huh' 'yeah no dont worry me neither lol'#its sad and all but also so funny to me xD #sugimoto is the only one who 'won' without the power of friendship can you believe it #im so proud of him!!#but also at this point im very confused about whats gonna happen ????#imaizumi said okay lets stop this now we dont have all day lmao #but what now then

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ingoodjesst · 2 months

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princess tutu au with akechi as rue. no really it just works....... ravens and crows, the raven's blood, doing your father's bidding, desperately clawing for your own agency, struggling against the narrative that wants to doom you............

#a jesst #p5 spoilers #tag later #the only thing is i think joker works better as ahiru than mytho but i think you could make it work either by forcing it or going ahirue #which is still a win we love it #actually maybe what im trying to say is that rue and akechi would be good friends good parallels. but also. im fleshing out the vision #i think sumire could make a good ahiru tho?? esp with the crush on joker/mytho lol #the only thing is i don't really know who fakir should be. maybe futaba? lmao instead of writing a new future she codes one xd #the au is maybe not very coherent but i need to draw akechi as rue/kraehe i just gotta idk

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nc-vb · 1 month

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ughhhhkshks now that i'm actively trying to take better care of my diabetes, i keep having low blood sugar rather than consistent highs and i'm just... how tf do i explain this lmfao, my body feels like a slime monster?? like that's how i'm moving around rn and i feel all sludgy and weak like i'm about to melt????

#blehhhhh and every time i try to correct it it's by way too much and then my blood sugar is high again #LOL there's no winning!!! xD #this post is lighthearted so dw; i really am fine #it's been 19 years of having it but i've been really mistreating my body and not at all taking care of myself #so now that i am my body's like “ohhh you fucked up; here's some punishment” and it's just me not being able to stand up w/o fainting #or wanting to faint really #and i'm SLEEPY but if i sleep i could die so i can't do that either grrrr #looking to trade a pancreas... you take my broken one and i'll also throw in a perfectly healthy uterus?? and you give me your working panc #yeah #good deal #✦ misc.

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doubtingthomasin · 2 years

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kinktober: hellcheer edition

prompt 6: exhibitionism one - inside/on jason's car word count: 1.9k

MINORS DNI

@viharker

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"So you add up the total of the die…but you have to roll it three times?" Chrissy asks hesitantly as they emerge from the high school, arm in arm.

"Exactly," Eddie confirms. They've only been talking D&D on and off for a couple of weeks or so, but she seems to be catching on quickly from what he can tell.

"Is it always three times?"

"Uh, no, it depends on what you're rolling for," he corrects encouragingly.

"Oh." She nods, still feeling pretty lost. "Do Gary and Dave have addresses for, like, fanmail?"

He almost stops walking, blindsided as he is by the strange question. "Why?"

She shrugs, "I just wanna ask them why they made it so complicated."

He does stop walking then, looking down at her pleadingly. "...Please don't."

She breaks into a fit of cackles and he relaxes, laughing at himself for thinking she was serious. "You looked so scared for a second–oh."

"What?" He glances back down to see her staring at a specific key on her keychain. It looks like any other key, but he can tell it's not from the distressed crease of her forehead.

"I…I guess I never gave Jason his car key back." She considers the object, its weight in her hand, a burden. Seeking to mitigate it, she scans the small parking lot. "It's Wednesday, so he should be in Beta Club…"

She starts walking and Eddie simply follows. If it were his ex–if he had any to speak of, which he doesn't–he'd just throw the key in the trash. But this is part of what he loves about Chrissy; she's always thinking of others, even if they're people who aren't worth a second thought.

"Here it is," she announces, arriving at the vehicle but balking. "Now where do I put it?"

The question's rhetorical, which is good, because there's a terribly dangerous idea forming in Eddie's mind that would make speaking impossible anyway. He blinks rapidly, trying to bring himself back from the future, watching as she bends over a bit to look in the back window. She's not wearing a skirt today, but her tight little ass in those capris teases him still.

"I guess under the mat on the back floor-board's pretty safe." Chrissy opens the front door with the key, contorts her arm to flip up the back door lock, and opens the back door. "I want him to–never mind. He could never find it, for all I care."

Now she's just talking to herself, and it drifts in one ear and out the other for Eddie as he moves forward to take the space she vacated. He leans on the door frame for a moment as she climbs in, placing the key under the mat and smoothing it back down.

Once she's done, he pushes her gently but firmly toward the middle seat, clambering in after her and shutting the door.

"Eddie, what are you doing?!"

He slaps both locks down, front door and back door, and faces her. "Chrissy, hear me out, we have a…golden opportunity here." He emphasizes the word with a shudder, making her eyebrows raise.

"No, we're not defacing his car." He frowns a bit for a second, confused. "I already thought about it, but it's not worth the consequences."

He absolutely beams. "I…fucking love you for that. But what I'm offering is something far more devious." He paused, looking at her expectantly.

She thinks she has an idea of what it is. She doesn't let herself find out though. "What?"

His smile fades to a smirk. "Oh, Chrissy." He tucks some of her hair behind her ear, lets the backs of his fingers trail down her neck. She shivers, glancing out the rear window to see if Jason's charging angrily toward the car yet. "You precious little thing."

She turns back just in time for his lips to find hers and she opens up instantly, a high squeak coming from the back of her throat. She's instantly turned on, something he seems to be an expert at doing, and she fists his vest in her hands. Licking at her lips, he's already pressing into her to lay her down in the seat, but she grunts and pushes back.

"Eddie, are you crazy?!" she exclaims, breathy as her heart races. "We can't have sex here, he'll catch us."

His body aches, his cock almost completely hard already, but he smiles easily and strokes her chin. "Relax, sweetheart. We can just make out, like we're already doing." He dives back in and she's responsive, her cool hands sliding around to the nape of his neck.

"You know–he was a–complete asshole–when I broke–up with him," she reasons in between kisses.

"Uh-huh," he agrees, his eyes dark and inviting, a hand burning into her thigh through the denim. "You deserve a little revenge, baby."

Her breathing quickens, giving in to the suggestion as she growls through gritted teeth. "Hell yeah, I do." And she lays back, bringing him with her to join their lips again. Their kisses are messy and brutal, and he pins her wrist above her head with a groan. She doesn't know why, but it makes her panties just a little wetter.

He shifts to her neck, licking long strips and sucking at her pulse as she keens, and he remembers how she sounded that first time he made her come in the back of his van. God, he wants to hear it again in this douchebag's car. It'd be therapeutic for the both of them.

Her other hand rests on the small of his back as he gets her going, his erection pressing into her thigh, and her hand starts sliding around to his stomach. He's intensely aware of the movement, mentally begging even as he gets his wish, her hand inching down until she's finally cupping him.

Eddie breaks the kiss to gasp, shuddering into her mouth as she softly squeezes. "Christ."

She keeps palming him, watching his eyes roll back in ecstasy, the hand around her wrist tightening. "Can I touch you?"

His hazy eyes open a fraction, a huff knocked out of him at seeing her bitten lip, her beautiful wide eyes asking politely. "What happened to getting caught?" His voice is already broken and shaky.

Her eyes grow a little wider, daring. "I'll kill him."

The threat sends a shock all the way down his spine as she presses her hand into him and he's already panting. He doesn't stand a chance. "I'll help you." He gives her a quick hard kiss as he unbuttons and unzips his jeans, giving her slender hand more room to maneuver.

Chrissy wastes no time, knowing they don't have much as it is, and runs her hand up his length, back down before grasping him firmly. She pumps him slowly for a few seconds, Eddie moaning into her neck, and then she changes her mind.

"Lean up," she orders as she lets go and he does so, feeling empty from the loss of contact. She straddles him briefly to push him back into the seat and he internally panics. Shit, I don't have any condoms!

But before he can even open his mouth to speak, she's kneeling on the floor-board, her knee digging into the hidden key as she pulls his pants and boxers down further. He's stunned into a rare bout of silence, not wanting to spook her as she meets his gaze, licking her lips.

Oh.

He nods feverishly, and she grins before she leans forward, closing her perfect pink lips around the head of his swollen cock.

She's never blown Eddie before, but she can't begin to count how many blowjobs she's given in this car. This one's much different–and almost instantly better. There's no painful pulling of her hair, no forced silence, no repetitive mutters of "take it," whatever the hell that means.

Instead, it's Eddie's head thrown back on the rear dash, his sobbing moans filling the small space as she takes him deeper into her mouth, almost to her throat. It's his large warm hands gathering her hair up so he can see her better when he can look down. It's the sound of her undoing her own jeans in order to shove her hand in and pleasure herself at the same time, whining around his cock to bring him closer.

She knows she's gotta give him her best because he never gives her anything less.

And also Beta Club's only got ten minutes left.

Chrissy takes him all the way down, working her throat around his tip as he cries out.

And he's so. Fucking. Lost.

There's no room for coherent thoughts in his mind as she pleases him with her impossibly perfect mouth. This is so much more than he would've dared ask for, and he still can't believe it's her doing it. To him. In the back of her ex's car.

He cranes his head to check back through the window. Still all clear.

As he's checking, Chrissy swirls her tongue around his tip and he bucks, his head whipping back around to focus. Just in time, too, because she takes him back down so fast, whimpering through her nose as she comes in her panties.

He wants to say something, anything to praise her, but all that'll come out are the most tortured and tormented sounds he's ever made in his life.

But he feels it starting, dropping his mouth open further, and he somehow finds the strength to warn her.

"I'm c-close, so close."

He expects her to take him in hand again, to squeeze at his shaft as she sucks his tip to completion. What he doesn't expect is both her hands grabbing his ass and thrusting him into her throat as far as possible. It sends him over the edge instantaneously, howling as his hands tighten around her hair and he shoots into her.

Eddie doesn't see her swallow. He fucking feels it.

He relaxes into the seat, his throat scratchy, his body listless as she pulls his pants and underwear back up, zipping him closed. He moans pitifully as he comes down from the high, and she climbs up into his lap to kiss his exposed neck.

"You're next," he mutters, voice hoarse as she giggles. And how did he ever deserve such a devilishly perfect little vixen?

She happens to glance out the window, her chest clenching when she sees Jason in the distance. "Shit!"

It's the fastest he's ever recovered from an orgasm as they're both stumbling out of the car, crawling on hands and knees to make their great escape.

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Jason opens his car door, pauses, looks in the back seat. He slams the door he just opened and wrenches the back door open to inspect.

The velvet's been crushed as if someone was sitting in the middle, but he hasn't had passengers in days. Something off, and he decides something even smells off.

Then he notices something wiped on the floor-board, wet and glistening. And, oh, he places the smell.

Slamming that door, too, he rounds the car back toward the other club members. "Andy, I'm gonna fucking kill you!"

"What the fuck did I do?!"

"'Going to the bathroom' my ass! Who did you screw in the back of my car this time, huh?!"

A few rows of cars over, Eddie and Chrissy roll around the ground outside the van in almost quiet fits of laughter.

#this one wrote itself like they literally possessed me ok #guess i felt really good about winning yesterday and it spurred me on lmao THANK YOU VIHARKER xD #eddissy #hellcheer #eddie x chrissy #chrissy x eddie #hellcheer kinktober #evan's writing

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madegeeky · 3 months

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So, I'm looking on the Toyoto RAV4 subreddit to get opinions on it vs the Mazda CX-5 and the majority of them are just so helpful and honest. Like, they'll talk about pros and cons and if you want this sort of thing buy RAV4 and that sort of thing buy CX-5. It's just so wonderfully refreshing and enjoyable to read. If you want to compare a car to the RAV4 check out the rav4club subreddit. They give out really stellar and thoughtful opinions and I wish more people approached things like they do.

#geeky talks #we've narrowed it down to the rav4 hybrid and the cx-5 #honestly they're both really nice cars we're having a hard time deciding #which is why i started googling #and then i ended up on reddit and so went to the cx-5 and rav4 subreddit #and searched for the other car in them which had given me some really interesting insights #for example the reddit toyota people generally give really good advice #the mazda people are... not XD #things both subreddits agree on:#the interior is smaller but nicer in the cx-5 #the rav4 is definitely better for bumpy country roads but the cx-5 is really nice to drive in general #toyota has way better resale but mazda (now that they're not owned by ford) has become really reliable #infotainment screens are all awful and most people (correctly) hate them #something no one mentioned but that i consider a personal win: more manual controls rather than electronic controls #i love how the car people will be like: look at these cool expensive upgrades #and mr. geeky and i will just look at it and the be like thanks we hate it

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lys-jeorge · 6 months

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The LCS and LEC team which most impressed me both lost... but they looked actually interesting and competant while doing it

#bds... actually did some stuff against jdg okay??#TL seem to have their shit somewhat together proud of ya #i mean sure g2 are fine but they're also like #just fine #i genuinely don't understand the omg g2 is great again #they're fine #they look like a quarters and die team which is nice i guess but really that is not g2 are back type shit you know #fnc look. i mean. i thought they would be kinda bad and they were kinda bad #mad are mad #c9 are better than mad but who isn't #if one day elyoya could get out of his over a year long slump that'd be great #nrg... they didn't even get far enough to truly look bad they'd already lost before you could see them be bad so come back maybe xd #is that everyone...?#yeh #that's them #gam did alright #like #you know #given the context #they looked like they could win games #not against gen g but against someone #worlds 2023

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ibrithir-was-here · 2 years

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If all this Multiverse madness doesnt end with Baymax stepping out of the shadows in the end credits of something then what's even the point of having it break the whole point of Dr Strange's decision at the end of Infinitiy War?

#marvel #mulitverse of madness #im late to this i know but like #it really did break the 'there's only one way we can win' bit #cuz uh there clearly was more #phase 4 #baymax #dont mind me its late im worn out and rambling #also I really want them to acknowledge BH6 is marvel at some point xD

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lieutenant-amuel · 11 months

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Happy father’s day to Angel’s dad :D

The best dad in the WBTL universe <3

#Ask me anything #Was Born To Lead #And to Emilio because he deserves it too <3 #Let’s think about other fathers in my fic because I’m not sure I have many good ones there XD #Okay Frida’s dad and Valerio’s dad could easily win the worst father of the year competition so let’s not even talk about them #Hmm #Roberto is not my character so he doesn’t really count but he’s at least trying to be a good dad #…..#I have good father figures XD #Valerio Matías and Bernal #As for Valerio I think it’s quite obvious but if not I’ll show more of it in the next chapters #As for Matías you’ll see why soon (or not soon)#Bernal was a good father figure to Valerio and Valerio simply needed it because his own father was horrible #(and Bernal was in love with Valerio’s mother so)#Alright I have minor father characters who are nice #Ángel’s uncle and Señor Murillo (he has a granddaughter and therefore he has kids too and he’s a good father to them)#Clemente (Roberto’s father) was good too #And I’ll introduce some very cool character who is a dad too some day #Hmmm wait does Karel count #I mean he’s Frida’s uncle and he doesn’t have his own kids but he loves her more than her father does so #Alright looks like I have many good fathers in my fic but in theory XD #Happy Father’s Day to all of them tho <3

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oreana-galena · 1 year

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Getting that commission WIP shown my way and I'm all like

#so happy to see it!#it was one i was really looking forward to #while they left ignatius' scales off his cheek i decided not to correct that #b/c i know he sees those as blemishes xD #so i let him win that one #text

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primeministerofantarctica · 1 year

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yoo the nominations are out now!

#looks like i was right about pinocchio and pib being in the same category #itsashame the bad guys couldn't make the slot but i think they have a fair shot at the character design/ animation awards!#also REALLY hoping zaris-angel hator wins best va but i wouldn't mind if wagner moura won either XD #and toh did get one nomination! for king's tide! fingers crossed!#ALSO CRAIG MCCRACKEN IS A WINSOR MCKAY AWARD RECIPIENT??#astra rambles #personal

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thirsty-4-ghouls · 1 year

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Come on guys, where’s our almost Christmas win?

#emma posts #I know we were in second for hours already #and this is a stupid competition for me to take part in since I’m in both fandoms #but i just like almost Christmas more than sad boy merlin day #I’m taking sides and getting nothing out of it #ace attorney #I leave for like 30 min and we’re in third again #i would take either one winning against the Christmas tag though XD #Merlin day feels so sad but almost Christmas is just incredibly funny to me #we all just come together to make fun of something dumb phoenix says in a case where miles is traumatized and framed for murder #really feeling energy in this disaster community #it’s great

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babygirlthor · 2 years

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📓 >.>

so I was going to talk about a little side plot that’s developing in a tesseroki WIP of mine but I forgot to finish this post yesterday and wrote the scene today … so I’m going to do something else XD

ever since I saw this post, (autistic dragon who breathes fire all the time even at inappropriate moments because it feels good in their throat and warm on their scales) Thor stimming with his lightening/electricity has lived in my mind rent-free.

I probably won’t actually write about it (might draw it tho!) unless there’s a WIP I can fit it in, but I’ve been thinking about it !!

[Put "📓" or some other version of a book emoji into my inbox and I'll explain the plot of a fanfiction that I haven't written but daydream about.]

#any excuse to think about autistic thor has my attention :3 #i forgot i had another one of these sorry XD #ty so much for the ask!!! these are fun :DDD #I think it could work in a not post-ragnarok way too if he does it with mjolnir #his lightening doesn’t hurt him so Thor just idly tossing mjolnir around to feel the lightening #making it thunderstorm outside and everyone’s like. Thor. cmon #thor knows loki likes the thunderstorms and thor likes his lightening so it’s a win win really #everyone else can just deal with it XD #I guess that’s not really a plot but if there was a fic about this or included I would ADORE IT #i should rb stuff like this more often so i actually write this DOWN

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cowboybuckleys · 2 years

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wow! what a helluva opening match 😍

#wwe mitb #wrestling #money in the bank #money in the bank 2022 #and my girl pickin up the win :D #we a lil behind cos thor had to stop and say hello to every dog on our walk #which.. mood #but tbf the mitb matches are really the only ones i care about anyway xD

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merrinla · 8 months

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Portrait spamming

Recent discovery. If you click on the portraits of the characters like crazy, they will react to it. And the developers had a lot of fun coding these reactions xD

Tav / Dark Urge

normal - I'm awake! Mostly. - I'm starting to get a headache. - Must be the tadpole. - Quit knocking around in there! - A thousand needlepricks in my rotten skull.

combat -Ahhhhhhhh! Okay, I feel better. - I have an itch in the worst place. - Is being a mind flayer so bad? - Just waiting to venture forth here. - I'm maiming as fast as I can!

stealth - What's that ticking? - Is it me? Am I ticking? - Bomb in my head about to go off. Great. - Ah, well. I had a good run.

Astarion

normal - Why do beautiful people taste better? It hardly seems fair on the ugly - they have such wonderful personalities. - Ugh. Strahd wouldn't put up with this shit. - More like Drizzt Don't'Urden - no. No that's not funny. - Villains! Dissemble no more, I admit the deed! Tear up the floor - here, here! It is the beating of his hideous hea- oh, no, that's his brain. Where did I leave that heart?

combat: - I'm trying to focus on murder. - *Humming.* - I shot a svirfneblin in Menzoberranzan just to watch him die. - I should've been a drow. They have such stylish armour.

stealth - Shhh. Just think sneaky thoughts. - Shut up, shut up, SHUT UP. - Be very, very quiet - I'm hunting idiots. - I've got a brand new torture chamber, so come and play with me.

Karlach

normal - NOTE TO ACTOR/DIRECTOR: Blow a raspberry at the player. - Don't. Poke. The Karlach. - Who am I? - My eye!

combat - Eyes on the prize - we need to win this! - Not every soldier should've made it out of training. - Eyes on victory, tummy on dinner. - I ought to just burn this whole thing down.

stealth - My back can't take much more of this. - Not now, I'm being a sneak! - I'm getting too old for this nonsense. - I'm not built to crouch.

Gale

normal - I hope Halaster takes good care of Tara while I'm away. - Sembian wine; Cormyrian boar; Waterdhavian conversation. It's the little things you miss while on the road. - Oh, what a tangled Weave we web! - All the world's my stage and you're just a player in it.

combat - Just go for the Magic Missile and fire away. Never fails. - Don't make me go all Edwin Odesseiron on you. - Get. Out. Of. My. Head. - I really wish I could cast a Hold spell on you.

stealth - You made me hide, don't make me come seek you. - Gods, it's like trying to sleep with a mosquito in the room. - A little privacy please. - Stop it - that tickles.

Wyll

normal - Could do for a brew. - Where there's a 'Wyll', there's a 'y'. - Ever get the sense that someone's watching? - So two halflings walk under a bar...

combat - Can't hear myself think! - Wear your scars proudly. - As my father once told me: 'Can we get on with it?' - I find moderation is key.

stealth - Bad time for an itch. - Could do for a brew. - So two halflings walk under a bar... - Shush. No, really. Shush.

Lae'zel

normal - Must everyone be so exhausting? - Weapons high. Standards higher. - Is perfection too much to ask? - Pride is a virtue.

combat - I will know my queen! - There is no right or wrong, only truth. - What is the point, if not victory? - You are right to fear me.

stealth - Hush already. - There is no wisdom in madness. - Is perfection too much to ask? - There is but one way. Vlaakith.

Shadowheart

all modes - I wonder how I'll feel when I remember everything. - Strange. I've had more freedom this past while than my whole life... - Have to keep focused. Can't afford to get attached - to anyone. - If I succeed, maybe I'll be allowed a pet... ugh, stop being silly.

Halsin / his voice is currently bugged :(

normal - What I would not give for a chunk of fresh honeycomb... - Such attention... I never realised I was so popular. - Are you feeling lonely, perhaps? - Unwise, perhaps, to poke a bear this much...

сombat - Battle is afoot - you can poke me once we are safe. - Perhaps try attacking the enemy? - Admirable stamina, yet terrible priorities. - You are insistent, are you not?

stealth - Most consider it unwise to poke a bear. - My, you are eager, are you not? - Please. I am trying to be stealthy. - Calm yourself. There is plenty of me to go around.

Jaheira

normal - Oh, calm down. I'm happy to see you too. - I would poke you back, but I fear that's what you want. - My, such strong wrists. - Well you certainly have the 'omnipresent' part down, don't you? - Please go poke the ranger instead.

combat - You have my attention - now do something with it. - What? What do you want!? - Do you know, I begin to wish they had never brought me back. - Yes, yes, have your fun. It isn't you they're trying to kill.

stealth - Dry those sweaty palms and let us try this again, shall we? - Argh, my knees! Oh. It was a twig. - Would that I could hide from you, too. - Careful, or I will take your toy away from you.

Minsc

normal - ARGH! My EYE, Boo! They went for my EYE! - Know that if you poke Boo, no higher dimension will keep you safe! - Heehee. Heeheeheehee. - Well, Boo? How do you want to do this?

сombat - Are you perchance a squeaky wheel in need of a kick? - I am armed! Armoured! And entirely sick of your foolishness. - I begin to grow annoyed. It is well for you that Boo does not let me learn the bad words! - Ignore them, Boo. Let them gaze deep into their own abyss, and wonder just what it is they are trying to achieve.

stealth - A little to the left? But not so hard you make me giggle. - Boo...? Are you dancing down there, or...? - Hush! I am surprising Boo for his birthday! He is... uh... eh... how old do hamsters get...? - I am the night. A pity, then, that it is so bright out.

Minthara

all modes - You had my attention, now you have my fury. - Phlar Lolth ssinssrickla. - Your suffering will be spectacular. - Stop, or die.

#baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #astarion #karlach #gale #wyll #lae'zel #shadowheart #halsin #jaheira #minsc #minthara #funny stuff #bg3 datamine

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-->It did! Though I’m not sure how much the trio actually helped. Yeah, sure, Victor and Smiler did their best to keep the joke train going, but they DID end up hanging out with one of the opposing team for a while -- but then again, was Smiler NOT going to say hi to their friend Lilith Pleasant? And Alice. . .well, the Fury was starting to build a little again, and her temperaments were making her tired, so she spent a not-insignificant portion of the evening either napping or indulging in some zoomies. :p She did come back for a few laughs near the end of the night, though! And thanks to stuff like that, the Jokesters maintained a narrow lead throughout and won the day. :D Giving everyone a free mic, $500, and some fireworks! So that’s nice. :)

-->I also decided that the gang needed some souvenirs, and you know what that means -- pictures! Specifically, I had Alice take a couple of pictures of Victor and Smiler in goofy poses, and then Victor did Alice. A fun new addition to the walls of their home! :)

-->And then it was time to go -- but not before Smiler grabbed a couple more posters for their room from the area. :p (That’s why their picture looks a bit weird -- Alice had them pose right after they’d peeled one off, while they were standing on opposite sides of the little box thing.) They headed home, where Alice transformed and plopped right on the porch for a wolf nap; Victor summoned some food with Delicioso before heading to bed himself, and Smiler pruned back the bonsai, did some recycling, and headed upstairs for yoga. You know, a typical night for this trio. XD

And that wraps up this episode of the Chill Valicer Save! Next week -- well, actually next week is a brief break as I show off another build I completed and uploaded to the Gallery shortly after the first of the January patches. But the week after THAT is more Valicer, with a rare, relatively quiet day for them. :p We’ll see you then!

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Just Dance Care AU!

Ok ok so I thought of a story for this Au but it’s nothing really impactful or full of drama and angst like my other au’s, I wanted to leave this au easy and fun to play around, because, let’s say it. Just Dance and drama in the same sentence makes me laugh.

story and PNG version under the cut!

(I gave up on Y/n design because I couldn't figure out a general look for them. This is you we are talking about! Draw your own JD fit, I'll draw mine soon XD)

Anyway here’s the story so far:

Year 2029, videogames industry made a huge step forward and classic consoles and devices were substituted by the new and upgraded VR headsets with full body tracking. It’s something like the NerveGear in Sword Art Online without the kill switch. Some games still require you to actually move your body (like fitness games or sports because yeah, they don’t have a purpose otherwise).

Y/n wanted to buy the newest VR headset but, while searching for the best offer, they found out FazCo entertainment was hosting a giveaway, the prize? One of their prototypes, a VR meant to be released the next year coinciding with the opening of their first mega pizza plex.

(so the plex doesn’t exist right now). You decide to sign up for the giveaway and after a while you receive an email telling you you won the VR headset and that, to claim it, you need to read and sign a series of NDA policies (understandable, it’s a prototype headset that’s not even in commerce). Some clauses are a little bit concerning but nothing you hadn’t read on other electronics booklets, so you decide to sign. After, like, a day, you have the VR in your hands.

The box let you know with super saturated and colorful writing, that the VR came with a game pre-installed inside. Uh, that’s why they were giving one away, they wanted a free game tester…but you know what, it’s worth it.

You always liked Just Dance games, they make you think about happy memories of your childhood. This pre-installed game called “Five Dances at Freddy’s” is a close copy of your childhood game with original FazCo songs, characters, environments and also some collaborations with other famous artists. It probably will be the cause of a big copyright infringement report.

There are various ways to play it: story mode, Casual dance, Five Dances, and Just Dance Care.

The first one is similar to the casual dance mode but with little cutscenes between a dance and another to tell a tale, Casual dance is how you can play the collab songs, Five Dances is the multiplayer mode and Just Dance Care is a more uhhhh “hard” way to play the game with all the other modes mixed in it. You stare at the description of the last mode smirking and decide to try it first just to see how far you can get before losing (yes you can lose in hard mode in this Just Dance, but you don’t die, you just have to restart from the beginning). Turns out the FazCo wasn’t kidding when they advertised the new headset as a breakthrough in the world of virtual reality headsets, the thing TRANSPORTED you inside the game itself.

You almost have a heart attack when you can’t find your VR on your head, but before you can try something you are blocked by two tall individuals who you think are the “tutorial” characters.

Yadda yadda, tutorial, you can pause the game and exit whenever you need just by opening an hidden menu, you find out your tutorial characters are called Sun and Moon and that you are way worse than you remembered at dancing (damn full body tracking, there is no way you are going to do a cartwheel in the middle of a dance, you still don’t know if your body is inside your home and if you’ll physically feel pain if you fall and you don’t want to find out).

You pass an embarrassingly long time trying to win your first dance battle just to discover it was still the tutorial.

You try to go on with the story but you fail at the first real battle with a bear character named Freddy.

And guess what? You have to start again from the tutorial! Y/n is gonna spend A LOT of time with Sun and Moon if this goes on.

#JDCAU #Just Dance Care AU #bilolli's art

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