Hola Ro 🥰
This is gonna be a mouthful but...
Thinking about Human! College au! Dorm neighbor! Beel and Belphie gets like 5 seconds of this lmao
Oc he's still a big eater but imma tone it*way* down cuz he human.
This bitch is the best cook in the entire dormitory. Like there is no broke college boy here because in addition to his job he sells lunch/dinner plates. They're reasonably priced but he sells so many that his profits are pilin' up Belphie has to help pack and deliver the trays.
Just imagine you move into your new dorm and before you even unpack your first item, there's a soft knock on the door. You open it up and you're honestly surprised at how far back you have to tilt your head to see the smiling face of this ginger. You studder a bit as you greet him and he smiles back warmly. "Hey! I'm Beelzebub, but you can call me Beel. I'm a Junior here" He smiles lifting up a tray "Brought over some lasagna, thought you might enjoy it" Oh! So that's what that gigantic tray he's holding has in it! Accepting the tray with a little smile you swear it weighs like 5 pounds. "Thanks... Uh, Would you like to join me? I couldn't possibly eat this much lasagna alone" He tilts his head slightly "You don't have a dormmate?" You shake you're head in response and Beel frowns a little bit. "I bet that's pretty lonely." He shakes his head and then smiles brightly again. "Well feel free to come by our dorm any time. I'll introduce you to my roommate tomorrow"
Beel comes in and the two of you eat lasagna together on your futon with box tables like a scene from a movie and you're taken aback by how much he eats. The tray of lasagna is finished in just under half an hour and you converse for a bit, complimenting him on his culinary skills and talking about classes and schedules. Eventually, he heads back to his dorm because whatever he was cooking in the pressure cooker is done and he needs to go pack meal trays. You offer to help as a thank you for the lasagna and he accepts joking about Belphie needing his beauty sleep anyways.
This becomes a regular thing for the two of you and Belphie is honestly grateful that his naps no longer need to be cut short. And surprisingly Beel's sales go up because you bring the flavors of your culture to the little business. Eventually it grows so much that Beel can quit his job and expenses are still fully covered.
Cutting to the list part of the hcs lmao
𓆦 Beel who finds himself a bit flustered as mix and chop ingredients, occasionally lifting a little spoon to his lips for him to sample the flavor. Admiring the cute satisfied face you make when tells you the flavor is perfect.
𓆦 Beel who eventually gets bold enough to lick a little bit of batter of your cheek, chuckling as your cheeks turn pink from his actions
𓆦 Beel who buys/makes lots of cream filled treat because he loves how a little bit always spills out of the corners of your mouth when you take too big of a bite. Imagining is his cum spilling out of your mouth instead of just the cream of a pastry
𓆦 Beel who jerks off in his room at 1 in the morning because he can't stop thinking about how your small hands were wrapped around the piping bag as the two of you iced mini cakes together. Wondering what it would be like for them to be wrapped around his cock instead. Belphie eventually knocking on his room door, telling him to be quite because the walls are thin and you can probably hear him from inside your dorm.
𓆦 Belphie who visits you in your dorm asking you to please just fuck Beel already because he has to deal with Beel's horny ass all day, every day.
𓆦 Beel who takes you on a proper date before he even tries to make a move on you because he wants to be a gentleman
My fingers are dead from typing this (´༎ຶ ͜ʖ ༎ຶ `)♡
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Nsfw content MDNI
🍒!!!!!! I have no words oh fuckkkkk-
𓆦 Very silly first thing but Beel who has a poster of Garfield eating lasagna in his kitchen :))
𓆦 Beel who during your date (if you went out for a change) sends a quick texts to Belphie telling him to get out so he can get laid-
𓆦 Beel who is the perfect gentleman throughout your whole date!!! Even asking before he kisses you because he doesn’t want to move too fast…
𓆦 Beel who can’t and won’t stop kissing you after that. The sweet softness fades away into hungry, biting kisses, as he nips at you bottom lip hoping to slip his tongue into your mouth. Only ever braking the kiss long enough to mumble about how good you taste~
𓆦 Beel who tries so hard not to just rail you into next week- he really wants to be gentle and slow…make it feel special for your first time with him…but when you whine and moan like that he can’t help it. Folding you practically in half on the bed and just stuffing you full~
𓆦 Beel who can’t stop telling you how well you’re taking him, how good you feel around his cock…how it’s so much better then he’s imagined and oh fuck- don’t squeeze him like that….he doesn’t want to cum too soon!-
𓆦 Beel who covers your tummy in his cum cuz he’s worried about cumming inside on ‘the first date’ :((
𓆦 Beel who still, after all that, wants to eat you out and have you cum on his tongue…..please? He knows you’re sensitive but it’ll feel good!! He promises!! He would have done it first but he couldn’t wait to feel you around his cock-
𓆦 Beel who carries you into the bathroom to wash the cum off, before taking you back to bed (dressed only in one of his huge t-shirts)
𓃾 Belphie who sneaks in as quietly as he can’t at like 3am….but can’t help peaking into Beel’s room. Seeing your body wrapped around Beel’s, “Good date?” both you and Beel open one eye and whisper back in unison, “Great date..”
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no because jak was the baron’s weapon. all of praxis’ hopes and faith were poured into jak and his abilities. everything hung in the balance, jak was the atlas holding haven together in their eyes. it took two years to beat it into him that he was meant to be their greatest asset against the metalheads and was detrimental to praxis’ reign
there’s a sort of poetic irony when you consider jak’s own lineage into the mix. praxis banished damas who went on to have jak who went on to being abused by praxis. it’s like he hated the house of mar so much that he had to ensure their destruction at all costs. what he didn’t bank on was that the house of mar was going to bite back. because jak did.
jak bit the hell out of praxis. he was his greatest weapon, his one last hope against the metal heads, the one thing that could make or break both him and the city, and jak fought like hell against him. what do you do when the symbol of protection for your city is actually going to be its ruin? you can kill it, sure, but death doesnt stick to jak. no matter how many times praxis tries to kill him, jak always comes back angier.
it was hubris that killed praxis. he wanted to believe he was the last true hero of haven, but he knew he was just a speck compared to what was really going on. he believed he could’ve fought against faith like jak fought against him, but in the end it was only one of them who made it out that ditch. even his last words were about his tanglement in jak’s fate (”you are the supreme weapon, jak, and i made you”) and from what we know about onin, praxis knew that everything was up to jak. be it the child or the teenager, both of them were doomed. praxis doomed jak by turning his body against him, and praxis doomed mar by kicking off the time loop.
praxis end was dying at the hands of the very monster he swore to destroy and jak watched the life drain out of the very monster he swore to destroy.
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the things reading old forums digs up from your memory omg. i suddenly remembered about this girl i once met who was like "i read an article about 1910s japanese history it was sooo interesting, japan has such a rich culture and history i wanna live my dream of going there so bad!!!!" ... i was like ?!?!!???!?!?!!!? i'm not even refuting the statement that japan has a rich history but it's highkey INSANE to say that, and that you want to go there cause it's oh such a great country, in the same breath as saying you read about its 1910s history. is it cause they were among the allied forces in wwi ? alright but are we conveniently forgetting that japan formally colonized korea in 1910 ? after over 3 decades of slowly but surely asserting dominance over the peninsula, starting in the 1870s and continuing to take more and more control, making it a protectorate in 1905 and then as said officially annexing it (colonizing it) in 1910 and ruling over the country committing atrocities for decades ? i mean sure. 1910s. first decade of OFFICIAL colonization of korea. great history there.
it's just so weird how white people think japan is this perfect country with beautiful history when they were one of the worst, cruelest imperial powers in the world in the 19th and 20th century
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