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cairafea · 4 months

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stupid dungeon meshi au where laios is an unexplainable eldritch monster thing that constantly eats anything he can get his hands on. everyone in the party treats him like a slightly disorderly raccoon. everyone outside the party gets a fastpass to heaven from just seeing him.

#people meeting the touden party for the first time: GET YO FUCKIN DOG BITCH #falin: he don't bite :)#to some people he's so incomprehensible that he circles right back around to being some white guy #izutsumi joining and properly seeing laios: you're seeing that thing right. i can't be hallucinating you're seeing this shit too right.#marcille and chilchuck who just see some dude: yea it's just our token male tallman #nothing changes in the first half of dungeon meshi except falin didn't die but laios ate the red dragon and thistle forcibly kicks them out #the second half of the story is everyone desperately trying to hide laios from the canaries #while the man himself wanders off to hunt for winged lion meat #kabru: ok so hear me out. the touden party aren't hiding anything haha no falin's brother goes to another dungeon.#but theoretically if he was in the dungeon right now and he was also an ancient eldritch monster capable of eating the world what would u d #mithrun: ...there's another touden?#the winged lion is fucking terrified of laios. the winged lion does not know if eldritch monsters can eat demons.#the winged lion is about to find out.#finale of this au is a kaiju battle between the demon and laios #laios #laios touden #laios thorden #falin touden #falin thorden #dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #dungeon meshi spoilers #my art #fanart #art #doodle #don't repost or your tibia is going in the broth next

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goldensunset · 3 months

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amazes me that people can remember information about routes in pokémon games. like ‘i loooove route 217 ❤️’ ‘route 209 has such a banger theme!!!’ ‘have you made it to route 225?’ ‘you can find this rare pokémon on route 210!’ bestie those are numbers. those are just numbers to me how do you remember which area is which. i think i have a general idea of most of them but i still have to look them up every time i need to refer to them in conversation

#of course i know some of them #but a lot of them are like uhhh #they do count up of course but it’s not like the map is a perfectly linear thing #how am i supposed to keep track of all those. please just name placed actual names #another reason i love pla the map locations are names and not numbers!!! goodness.#paldea is like. ok there are a total of four giant provinces simply and aptly named after the four cardinal directions #easy enough #however the sub-areas are once again. numbers.#and because once again a map is not a linear thing those numbers aren’t helpful #also the way they’re spread out makes no sense. the south province is huuuuge with six different areas #yeah uhh area six and area five are on opposite sides of the map!!! why.#i think they’re listed like that based on how early they expect you to get there #like you start in area one of course #you probably won’t get to area five right away even though you theoretically could fairly early. i believe #but you would have no real reason to bc there’s no main story beat over there it’s a very quiet area #area six is mostly alfornada and the cliffs surrounding it which you REALLY can’t get to until later #point being. i know there’s probably some sort of logic to this numbers thing. but it’s still a confusing system #pokémon

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unopenablebox · 1 month

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came home at 8:45 from work and 🌸 was already fast asleep fully dressed on the bed phone in hand completely unresponsive to sound including name-calling and loud floor creaks

probably they were planning to get more work done this evening but i'm going to sabotage that by turning their light off and ordering takeout so i don't make any cooking noises to wake them up, hopefully causing them to get up to a full 12 hours of sleep for what i think would be the first time in two and a half years

#can't check if their alarms for tomorrow are set‚ unfortunately‚ bc they don't have a fingerprint unlock phone anymore #so i can't do the ''cleverly manipulate your hand to unlock your phone in your sleep and set your alarms for you'' trick as i once did.#but we get up at the same time on fridays bc i have early meeting so i'll notice if they didn't.#box opener #girlfriend tag #i feel like my frequent blogging topics imply that my main interest in 🌸 is their sleep habits. it isn't but back when i was originally #becoming truly obsessed/falling in miserable secret love with them in college #it was roughly contemporaneous with their period where they tried to add our school's notorious theoretical cs program on top of their #existing bio/chem double major and 20hr/wk research commitments #and accordingly their sleep schedule would range from '4am-8am' to 'no'.#at the time i was very worried i was having an evil influence on their life (due to the corrosive nature of my secret passions obviously)#and my main countervailing evidence was how frequently i managed to convince them that going to sleep at 2am was ok to do #so i suppose. it remains a topic of some small interest.#also of course i am sulking a little because they are asleep so we can't hang out. so it helps to make it into a scheme i'm doing

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iiscpr · 24 days

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and ball and chain ad ball abnd ball and chain and ball and

#its so essential to give your ocs a million little boyfriends #and a girlfriend also .. (woah hes bisexual i didnt know that)#this is the fastest turnaround ive had for a silly meme i wanted to draw #well its my treat for finishing my case brief. time to start on my other case brief *biggest hugest eyebags*#i could theoretically have added like 3 more people but it would have been Bad #<- aware no one would have even understood ever #well anyways :3 #kyle my shmooky hes so fluffy forever #i kinda regret not giving him more colourful nails i default to black nails way too often......well its ok....#kar #kyle batillo #oh god i have to fucking TAG OF ALLAO OTHEHM #acak #ok from the bottom right to the top left.........#hiei otsue #anyway #archaic civil #denmark newman #il'ya il'ich fù #tiziano de' medici #my pookie tbh creature hes such a freak #bugambilia #i forget his name is a flower somtimes ok u fucking faggot fairy...i can make fun of him its fine #my art

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jann-the-bean · 11 months

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Warm

Fluffynightkiller week 2023

A small gust of chilly air blew past, causing Nightmare to raise his scarf to better cover his nose and mouth.

The last thing he needed was to get sick.

He had a gig coming up in two weeks, and he had no time for inconveniences.

It was the beginning of Autumn, the leaves had started to change with various hues of gold, reds, oranges, and even still green. The sun had begun to set a little earlier than before, leaving them with beautiful golden rays and pinkish purplish skies.

“Pink..” He whispered to himself. He couldn’t help but smile. The pink hue reminded him of his precious coffee boy. The blush that would cover his entire face when he was flustered and embarrassed.

Often times it would dust his cheeks on mornings after an affectionate night.

However, there was a time Nightmare wondered if Ccino would have a permanent blush on him with Killers suggestive comments.

Nightmare rolled his eyes as he continued his way to their flat.

Killer seemed to enjoy getting a rise out of him and Ccino. Seemed delighted with himself if he could manage to get a reaction.. especially if it involved blushing.

“Hm..” The violet skeleton hummed as he mused to himself.

Killer was one who didn’t blush often. At least that’s what Nightmare felt.

It was hard to get that man flustered or catch him off guard. But when it happened.. Killer had the most beautiful hue of red appear on his cheeks.

Nightmare knew the other would disagree. He always says “It’s just a common color..”

And even if red is a common soul color.. no one has the same shade of red that Killer has.

His is vibrant and bright.

He often had to remind Killer how much he liked his blush. It appears as the time has passed Killer had started to believe him.

Nightmare looked at his hand and remembered how their blushes felt against the palm of his hands.

Being half fire elemental meant he had a higher body temperature than most skeleton monsters, and was able to tolerate heat better than most. Such as being able to touch a hot plate without getting burned or feeling pain.

And yet..

He could feel the warmth of their blushes on his hands..

He never knew something so simple could bring him such happiness.

He talked to his brother about this, and Dream mentioned he experienced the same with Cross.

“Maybe it’s as if we’re feeling their love!”

Dreams voice resonated in Nightmare’s skull. He never believed in none sense like that but.. he would allow himself to believe that one.

Killer belongs to @rahafwabas

Ccino belongs to @black-nyanko

Nightmare belongs to @jokublog

Fluffynightkiller week @help-im-a-gay-fish

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opens-up-4-nobody · 3 months

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#im still procrastinating so bear with me #ive just been thinking abt something. like the idea of a support system #bc as a 1st year grad student ppl around me r like: it must be hard being away from ur support system or ive left my support system when i #moved halfway across the country. and like i dont really feel that way bc idk the idea of a support system is sorta odd to me #like for me i guess it would just b my parents who i kno love me but im just so weirdly asocial that i never really talk to them #like i hardly ever text them. we talk maybe every couple months. so like i guess i theoretically have support but its a bit abstract #and like i have friends i guess but again im a bit weird and dont really feel connected to ppl so i dont feel that close to anyone #surface level friendships i guess. i dunno. i just feel weird not not having a support system but also having it b hollow #i guess i cant feel it more now. like i feel like getting diagnosed as bip0lar made my problems seem more realized to my parents #like i dunno i just assumed they knew i was doing awful most of the time but maybe that wasn't the case #its such a weird thing to b diagnosed with. like the conotations feel a lot heavier and i feel like im not supposed to talk abt it to ppl #bc theyll think im unreliable or something. like it wouldnt b that big a deal if i was just depressed but the sometimes buring out of my #skin makes me somehow scarier. and i still feel conflicted bc i do have a bip0lar mood profile but i have very very high impulse control #and even when im going high my mind is still super rational about it. which seems weird bc low impulse control is common with #the diagnosis. its also y i dont fit an 4dhd profile. not that it really matters. i fit the criteria enough to be on the bip0lar spectrum #its not like someone's gonna come yell at me for not being bip0lar enough. i just feel odd about it is all #still feels fake i guess. hard to imagine feeling any different to how i feel now. which is weirdly stable. so i guess the meds r working #sigh... ok enough i need to go to sleep at 7pm so i can get up at like 2 to finish reading a paper. for some reason my god forsaken brain #works better in the early morning rip #unrelated

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utenthy · 7 months

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has anyone here seen richard siken’s current twitter antics

#im like insanely aggravated it’s like ruining my day #he’s kind of delving into this topic of the current discourse surrounding speculating the sexuality of an artist and how people are #trying to twist some crazy don’t ask don’t tell scheme into the most appropriate course of action #don’t know if you guys are too deep in anime heaven to be aware of this but oh my god #i get a lot of like popstars on my twitter feed and it’s just people like if you think this famous person is gay you’re fucking disgusting #it’s bananas #but siken is getting involved now and he’s kind of proposing this theoretical to his followers #and they’re all like falling for it in the most ridiculous way #he’s saying like. if you found out i was straight would you think of my art differently #and they’re all like Nooo baby we’d support if you were het cuz sexuality doesn’t matter bby #and he keeps like dropping all these leading questions trying to take them to the water like #even if a reading erases queer history is it okay #and they’re like yes it’s ok ❤️#like it makes it so obvious and stupid i can’t believe these people are watching Richard siken #extremely important gay poet #get sucked into gaylor drama and their take is that he’s saying omg gaylors flopped sexuality doesn’t matter #don’t be stupid #he was like if i was straight it wouldn’t change the art would it ? And the answer is yes it would. fucking obviously.#but he’s getting into a lot of conflict with people #cuz like im always saying the greater society smoked so much homophobia that even gay people and allies are fucking CONFUSSD about what it #means to be an activist or stand for the cause of gay liberation

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lizlemondyke · 19 days

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a girl will form a ridiculous half academic half lustful crush on a middle aged professor and be like here’s a poem by mary oliver🌸🙂

#a girl will get a really nice email back and be like ok I have 10 minutes to kill until rehearsal lemme just—#oh my god actually a girl will get a really nice email back and then wait 6 hours and then be like #you should check out edna st vincent millays house in upstate new york :)))#if 14yr old me could see me now she’d be like Oh fuck yeah that’s awesome. bc she would have no frame of reference for the type of normal #I theoretically should have become by now

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writhe · 8 months

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trying to play it REALLY COOL about needing to move out in a month and having nowhere to go

#i have one ideal lead but no way to get an answer #it feels less likely but not impossible #i have one backup but it’s less ideal and i don’t have much info #they might not end up wanting a housemate and we’d need to make sure the dogs get along #and theoretically an attic available but it would kinda be as a favor to me #which is like. cool and also hard #and i’m like. ok so when should i cancel my internet and utilities and i will probably need to rent a storage unit but i don’t want to do #anything that would be hard to reverse #i think once september comes i’m going to pack everything up so i can move quickly

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sleepless-in-starbucks · 2 months

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lucky jumbo 2yr anniversary coming up everyone place ur bets as to whether or not i will have smth to show for it

#the cryptid speaks #lucky jumbo <3 #yes ik i already did nothing for anniversary 1 . that doesnt count it was during that year i accidentally took off from writing #also yes ik it's been months but lj8 is taking Time ok it has a lot to it #see the thing is i Do have a minific ive been writing that's jus kinda short and sweet and cute that i Could theoretically post for yr2 #but first . i would have to actually finish it

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historicallyaccuratecheese · 3 months

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THE MARTIN POETRY IS REAL???!!! HELL YES!!!!

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thefaultinourchickennuggets · 9 months

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kind of considering going to gencon next year...like i could do that. i could just get a few days off and go...

#personal #theoretically #because it would be during srp #but i think like 3 days might be ok

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desperatepleasures · 3 months

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once again pondering the logistics of just setting up a separate weal//thfront acct for my shop instead of keeping these stupid bof//a accts alive....

#literally the only thing holding me back is the impact that closing my two oldest accounts would have on my credit score #even tho um i don't Need to have a credit score of 800+ lmao like what is that even doing for me #ah plus i have my bo/fa credit card so it'd be closing 3 accounts #OH maybe i could just close the savings???#that way it'd be easier to keep the balance high enough on my checking...#but theoretically if I'm making excess revenue someday it might be nice to have a savings to dump it into...hmmm...#but also like will that ever happen? lmao #edit: ok realistically if i start making excess revenue what i would do is start actually paying myself a salary LOL #so maybe that's a nonissue #imagine me actually making income from this instead of just using it to fund my hobby lol

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dullahandyke · 11 months

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coming to the realisation that i can buy whatever i want to look however i want. insane

#but my cd bags havent come yet n i cant buy another thing until they come in the post bcos i prommied myself #n after that i need to get new over-ear headphones #also update the reward points system for making me do things is Not Working so i might ditch it #but also i. dont have a job. so i gotta ration my money. n if i wing it i feel like ill fuck it up #but also like. sigh ok so the plan was that for every task i do i get a euro of spending money. to motivate me to do tasks so i can buy thi #but ive racked up a debt already. oops! so theoretically i need to work that off before i can start saving for someghing new to buy #the thing is tho that my headphones broke n i have earbuds but i NEEEED to have on-ear headphones or ill explode #n im thinking of biting the bullet and buying some proper nice ones #but thats spencey itd take so long to save up for those #n i could theoretically add that to my debt n buy them now but that would render the debt functionally meaningless #bcos if i gotta do 100+ tasks to work off the debt to START saving for shit like a binder #then we're gonna have a problem #this could be mitigated by me getting less expensive headphones n stuff but like w a warranty so that when they inevitably break #i dont gotta vimes boots it and instead i can just get the same headphones again #but thats a lot of electrical waste :(#sigh i COULD ask my mom to get me the nicey headphones as a pre-emptive leaving cert thing #but id say shed rather get me something AFTER the leaving which is like. 20 days. n can i survive that long without overear headphones?#tbh probably. but also my perception is skewed bcos im currently in If I Have Headphones On I Will DIE mode #so shrug ill have to think it thru some other time #aughghghghgh!!!!!1 what if i killed and bit #<- still hasnt started studying for the leaving. at this point i dont think its gonna happen

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rotisseries · 1 year

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thinking about loz byler au again (breath of the wild specifically rn) and my brain keeps going "oooh the party as the champions" bc it sounds like it works out PERFECTLY there are 6 people in the party there's 6 champions if we count link and zelda, who are obviously mike and will, and then I remember that this would mean 4 of them have to be dead for like. the entirety of the main plot

#and other issues #like anyway the way I'm thinking about this is max=urbosa lucas=revali dustin=daruk el=mipha #it wouldn't be a direct one to one thing obviously. for a variety of reasons #idk like it sounds good on instinct and then I start thinking about the specifics of it and get confused idk I wish I could solve problems #bc like. details related to each specific champion and whatnot. like. urbosa knew zelda's mom. that can't work #and then like. who would be the champion's successors then?#I think el in mipha's position would work pretty well actually which is making me want to fit #the rest of the party in the other roles but it doesn't work the same. well actually no lucas and dustin are fine #probably bc revali and daruk are each Just Some Guy #whereas urbosa and mipha are characters who have actual history with link and zelda #and therefore more details in the lore that you have to work around #ok the issue is mostly max as urbosa and then the things with the champion's successors #like. mipha has a little brother. el does not. and I mean it could be any family member theoretically but that's kind of confusing for el #IDKKK #I'm thinking about this too hard bc its not like I'm gonna do anything with it #I should think about the skyward sword loz au instead that one's easier #only questions you have to answer there are who gets to be groose and who's impa #I can't figure those out either #loz byler

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you-are-my-neverland · 1 year

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you ever watch or listen to something and all of a sudden there’s a whole duology in your head that must be written immediately. anyways: apocalypse fiction anyone? a hint of supernatural worldbuilding and spiritual sensitivity? friends that go through life and death situations? other things that are half formed in my head?

[ image id: a wall of text in times new roman font, with several sections blacked out. it reads:

THE PREMISE

a duology that spans an apocalypse and then the post-apocalypse world.

BOOK ONE follows the apocalyptic event itself and the aftermath. [several lines of blacked out text]

There are two categories of monsters: Soul Stealers and Sun Eaters (commonly collated as suneaters). Soul Eaters are wraiths, humanoid shadows with glowing silver centers where the human heart would be. [wall of blacked out text]. Sun eaters are Soul Stealers monstrous companions. [sentence of blacked out text]

BOOK TWO is set ten years after the apocalypse and the events of book one. It follows a handful of young initiates who begin training to be Seekers/Guards, those who can traverse the wastelands and combat Soul Stealers and Sun Eaters. / end id]

#.text #apocalypse wip #writing #my writing #writers on tumblr #apocalypse fiction #ok technically:#apocalyptic fiction #post-apocalyptic fiction #in a way? like it's not total mass extinction idk i can't keep my genres in a straight line of ducks #not even done with the drama that inspired me to start thinking about it #so technically.#book two would theoretically come out first and then book one afterwards as a prequel #regarding some characters in book two #BUT i have the most ideas for book one right now because i really wanted to do that sort of time jump #showing both the initial apocalypse and then the world they create afterwards #and fun characters are in my head with lots of suffering in store for them #i'm like chewing glass and getting that fizzy feeling where you are SO INTO an idea or something it's great #but also. i have witness protection to work on (which is happening)

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