I just realized it’s been a long time since I posted about Jane Prentiss. Anyways did you know she’s beautiful and showstopping and radiant and spectacular and gorgeous and perfect and in an ideal world her and micheal would both hold my hand even though one is diseased and the other has knives inside?

what is your most controversial video game hot take? 🎮🎮🎮

if hello kitty was real we would be bestfriends

Ugh, was having a great time mocking my recently imprisoned rival when I noticed the camera positioning makes it so that I appear behind the bars, thus framing me as trapped in a metaphorical prison of the narrative, now my whole day is ruined. Fuck.

the only two ways i can categorize height is if i see something tall i go 'woah, big boy man' and if i see something short i go 'hah.. baby man' and idk what to blame for this. anyway wanna hear about the times ghosts have touched my ass

by talos this can’t be happening is a mandela effect because the actual phrase is by the gods this can’t be happening and i’ve never heard anyone say the former in game

pikmin 1 and 2 and pikmin 3, pikmin new play control for the wii, pikmin 4 and 5, pikmin 6, pikmin 7, pikmin eighteen billion and eleven pikmin 3 deluxe and hey pikmin, pikmin temptation and pikmin sin, pikmin on your ipad its called pikmin bloom, brand new crossover with Pikmin and Doom

LOST BROWSER GAME PIKMIN SPACE... FORCE...

pikmin fortnite pikmin loamy clay and pikmin sand, pikmin adventure (nintendo land), pikmin coming to super smash brothers brawl, new sport i made where you throw pikmin ball pikmin on the gamecube where you can play it love it or hate it you will find it... pikmin on the gamecube where you can play it love it or hate it you will find it on there... (pikmin on the gamecube) (pikmin on the gamecube) (pikmin on the gamecube) (pikmin on the fucking gamecube)

This was a dream I had. Maybe you can tell me what it means

when I finish tma I should just make a post that’s me ranking all of the episodes based on how distraught Jon is at the end. Most of Season 1 would be at the bottom because that guy just did not care did he?

My three girlfriends. And yes, they smoke weed.

I need people to understand that sometimes autism is just this

bag of deconstructed wiggly parts

(I'm crocheting him and needed somewhere to put the pieces while I work on more, but seeing his little eyes staring back at me was too funny)

[Image ID: There a two images. The first one shows the Destiel confession meme edited so that Dean answers 'Neil banging out the tunes for 18 years now' to Cas' 'I love you'. The second one is a photograph of a rat in front of a colourful toy piano. It's front paw is lifted up so it looks like the rat is playing the piano. The image is captioned with 'Neil banging out the tunes April 13, 2006'. /End ID]

imagine if sergey ushanka was real and easily accessible. like think about it. you probably wouldn’t have to worry about death threats or getting doxxed anymore, but now you have to deal with an inescapable 17-hour long video of a man eating his own computer until you watch the entire thing. and i bet he would be a newfound rickroll. and that people would just use him to win arguments.

new contender for best community note of all time

oh yeah fair point. statement retracted.

tma headcanon: Jonathan Sims has absolutely no hobbies. Like. Seriously. What does this guy even do when he goes home.

Like, Martin writes poetry, Tim goes to the club, Sasha probably has a blog or something.

But Jon? He either just sits around, or does what we all thought teachers did after school as kids and just shuts down.

I cannot envision this man doing anything for fun I’m sorry.

working my way through tma for the first time while tmagp is actively airing is the funniest experience ever. Like, I saw that the most recent episode is called “marked”, and I thought “oh, that must be like what Gerard mentioned in Mag 48.” But then I realized that there are 138 episodes I have yet to listen to, and that it’s probably referring to some sort of fucked up weirdo with evil markers who I know nothing about, but everyone else has been familiar with for the longest time.

it’s just. i’m really scared to learn what you people mean when you mention pipe murder one day.