Angel Eyes: I'm really into emotionally distant and morally questionable men 😘

Blondie:

Tuco: I'm not! I didn't even think I was into men! But unfortunately I am very into men who smoke cigars, tie me up and repeatedly save my life.

Blondie:

Blondie, thinking: I don't like being lusted after. I'm just gonna sneak out of town before dawn so I don't have to engage with any of this

Both Tuco and Angel Eyes, thinking: it's me, he's obviously going to pick me, I'm so much better than the competition

Do you give permission for people to post your art somewhere and give credit to you? Because I've seen some people post your art on Instagram and they give permission to you. But surely some didn't give any credit.

I dont really mind when it's fanart! and tbh 99.9% of what I've posted online is fanart so it's not really a problem for me personally if they don't always credit.

I am so fucking sick of a) being cold and b) being unable to make any side of the trifuckta care that I have no heating

Tag your trio: Gaslight, Gatekeep, Girlboss Edition (Mortal Kombat 1995)

Sonya: Gaslight Liu Kang: Gatekeep Johnny: Girlboss. He serves me very 'love interest of a 90s girlpower movie' vibes. Snarky guy with a heart of gold.

From a young age the only way my brain could create intrinsic motivation was by attaching a fear of death to the concept of failing X task. For a while this worked great, until it became normalized. Now i procrastinate just as much, but every second i’m doing it i can feel a sword hanging over my head, as i approach a deadline that feels far more literal than i think anyone really intended.

"-youre both in the same boat!"

no we're fucking not.

one of us is in a boat.

the other of us is in the ocean with a lifejacket on trying not to fucking drown.

we're not in the same fucking boat.

Lmao turns out I’ve been dealing with a gluten intolerance/sensitivity for years and I just thought that was the “fiber” moving through me ahshsgsggs

The more you know

It took me a while to finally finish this but I’m actually happy with the result. I remember asking @drinkyourfuckingmilk for permission to colour this and she said that first she wanted to fix the anatomy cause she felt a little uncomfortable with it... obviously I forgot about that and coloured it anyway lmao but I’m actually impressed with the result so here it is!!

Sophie if you see this im going to cry cause I really love your art and this is the second time you will see my work omg 

i already have a mtt and kara figure.........i just need a terry one to complete my trifuckta

smoke pot?

no, not since THE ACCIDENT

Isn't 'trifuckta' / A more accurate word for / What I completed?

I AM DYING LAUGHING AAAAAAAAA. Thank you this is beautiful.

the trifuckta

The twink committee, otherwise known as the trifuckta, has been formed today, the three members being Dan, Eric, and myself. Let it be known in the history books

You: threesome Me, an intellectual: trifuckta

Jacob: I do not snore.

Alyssa: You practically sucked the drapes off the windows!

Jacob: Molly, tell her I don't snore.

Molly: Well, at least you don't make the hhaa-wee-wee-wee sound.

Jacob: Alright, if it's so bad, why don't you sleep in Ginny and Molly's room?

Alyssa: Or, I could sleep in our room and you can sleep down by the wharf and guide ships through the fog!