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beefy natasha with a happy trail, send tweet.
#natasha romanoff#the thought has me barking#a gal without a happy trail is like an angel without wings#if u see me humping the air no u didn’t x#marvel#black widow#natasha romanoff x reader
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Does Barnaby
Does Barnaby tell the others to get off his lawn when he's angry
psh, who do you think he is, an old man? he'd Bark, like any lively young dog
#serves them right for (playfully) arguing right outside of his house smh#hes got sensitive ears yall... probably... i wouldnt know...#i bet ya could hear that woof everywhere in the neighborhood#and feel it. its gotta be deep as hell. bass boosted boof#legend has it that a Single Can fell in howdy's store#scribble salad#welcome home#welcome home puppet show#many thoughts about barnaby and barking#id imagine that if asked if he can bark hed be like 'yeah but its a waste of effort / who has the time for That'#i doubt he ever really does it...#cause that would take effort and really when would he be in the mood to be able to do it#its like. i dont get how some people can just let out a real good yell/scream on command#if im not angry enough i Physically Cannot raise my voice in that way. just dont have it in me#and id also think that barnaby has a thick skin. takes a lot to make him That Peeved yk yk#but when he does bark. oof. thats gotta be the loudest shit ever#everyone runs out of their homes like 'what happened??? is there a thunderstorm??? did a fuckin Bomb go off??'#meanwhile barnaby is slamming his door behind him and frank & julie are speedwalking away from his house with ringing ears#thoughts thoughts thoughts Musings
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🗣️👋🏻🇵🇹📍🏟️🐂🐂🤷🏼♂️🔛🥁⏳
#i am such a stable individual atm#5sos#5 seconds of summer#ashton#ashton irwin#the 5sos show tour lisbon#band ig#kh4f post#idk if I've ever mentioned being attracted to this man before but#he's like. pretty or whatever#it's fine#no 🤸🏻♀️ big 🤸🏻♀️ deal 🤸🏻♀️#woof woof bark bark smooch slormp chomp AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH#or whatever#👹👄👹#💀👄💀#👰🏻♀️👄👰🏻♀️#💋👄💋#🤸🏻♀️💋🤸🏻♀️#but listen#this necklace#but also beard#but also curls#but also the earring has me ready to just call it a day bc i can't handle the reality of being a human with thoughts#but also his curls are wet 😭😭😭😭😭#but but also and then and then and i think and did i mention and another thing and and but but *dies*#the 5sos show tour
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i actually can’t stop thinking about ice hockey player!bakugou
they’re all so big and beefy, always ready to shove into someone and i just can’t get him out of my head. i wish i knew more about ice hockey to write about him 😭 he’s SO HOT
thinking about him with a mouth guard in, eyeing you from down in the rink with a vicious smile on his face after he just scored a point. he’s got blood all over the white of his mouth guard, staining his lips a little but he doesn’t care because you’re there, cheering him on.
thinking about when he’s training, let’s you come along to hang around rink side & you watch him and kirishima practicing. always trying to impress you too with how fast he actually is on the ice despite being so well built and tall
he’ll come over to you too probably before a game starts, large arms leaning against the barrier, kissing all over you when you lean in close to him when he asks for “just a kiss baby, for good luck”, makes the rest of his teammates wolf whistle when he gets a little carried away
ALSO there’s apparently a move called a howitzer, which is just a speedy shot at the puck. definitely bakugous signature move because he’s so strong so he hits it so fast 😵💫
#— alex rambles#am i about to study ice hockey for this#maybe#this was such a random thought too#bakugou in any sport setting has me barking
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LMAOOO
#hazbin hotel#EVERYONE LOOK AT THIS#vaggie#charlie morningstar#charlie magne#also highkey afyer seeing just how much the lil seraphim and charlie suit eachother like they are on that same WAVELENGTH#like they are both carved from that same bark fr fr and how vaggie very well coulda KNOWN this like damn#i thought that was an over reaction at first but KNOWING THAT? the pain vaggie i feel that pain like#GIRL HAS VALID REASON TO BE JEALOUS (and not speak out abt it they doin nothin :]]) LIKE THOSE TWO WOULD SUIT EACHOTHER FR FR#THEY ARE LITTERALY DRAWN AND WRITTEN TO BE NARRATIVE PARRALELS HELLOOO#i could go on an essay about their character designs and mirroring plots does anyone waant me to go on that essay#Emily the seraphim#LIKE REwatching the charlie meets emily seen and she was watching my girl like a HAWK#like theyre designssss#red and blue hair tied the other free flowing round eyes triangle eyes#one wearing traditionally masculine clothing (suit) the other wearing traditionaly femenine clothing#and like the one w the suit is the one with the pink color scheme pink (seen as a girl color)#one in the dress is the one with the blue color scheme (seen as a boy color)#the one having yellow accents and the other having white accents is giving silver and gold vibes#black nails white nails#where charlie has bluch on her face emily has freckles one pail the other dark and charlies lashes being rhinks rounded ones#and emilys beingones that are groups ob cubes where charlies are rounded#not to mention THEIR PARALLELS AND CONTRASTS AND MIRROS IN THE NARRATIVE along with how well their personalities matchhh and like like#ANGEL AND DEMON TOOOO OUGHAHAG#DOES THE SHOW WANT ME TO SHIP THEM I AM#AAAAA#BRO BRO IT DOWN TO THEIR DESIGNS THEY ARE INTENTIONAL FOILS MY MANNNN#CAPS#hazbin hotel spoilers#spoilers
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Kristen Arknights is giving me brainworms this cannot continue
Before Lone Trail, I was really convinced that "ah yeah so she's really evil", like what, she approved and conducted the Diabolic Experiment? She approved the experiment at Site #359 and was probably looking at the giant Hub from her window, presumably while eating popcorns, and when Saria arrived to scream at her "WHAT THE FUCK" Kristen just replied "Oh hey I knew you would solve it"? She also funded Loken's Watertank and collected his data on children experiments after he got arrested??
Any sane person would be calling her an egoist, a betrayer, a seeker, a loner
And yet, she was a pioneer.
Lone Trail dropped and now, I don't even know what to think anymore of this character. Like I don't approve what she has done, but also, I don't hate her. She put me into a state of mind I can't think straight anymore. This dog is TRULY fucked up.
She was obsessed, truly obsessed by her dream. She wanted to achieve what her parents had failed to do. She wanted to honor her family, to prove something to the world. To find the truth. To break the sky.
And she fucking did it. She absolutely did. She achieved it, she had done what nobody has ever done before. Regardless of the methods, regardless of morals and ethics, what she did was HUGE. That night, everyone on Terra looked up at the sky. She made a huge step forward, she revolutioned and changed things. The moment she pierced the starpod, a page in the history of the world had been turned, a new era has started. This event was major. And countless scientists will look up upon her, and for ages, her name will be praised.
And she did at what cost? Everything. Her own life, her friends.
I can't stop thinking about how much she tried to keep Saria away from her. I thought that Kristen was using Saria, that she didn't care about her, but actually it's... Something else. She does care about Saria, but it's Saria who was completely obsessed with Kristen. It's Saria who refused to let go. Of course, Saria devoted her life to protect Kristen, she wanted to stay with her until the very end. Kristen did not wanted it, she wanted Saria to continue to live on. It's her dream, and she's ready to die to achieve it. Not Saria's. Nor Muelsyse's.
I can't stop thinking about how she tried EVERYTHING to stop Saria. She studied her Arts, found ways to supress them, created Power Armors to neutralize them, she showed coldness to Saria to keep her away. But god, Saria was clingy as hell. If Kristen had to get to install a trap door in her spaceship SPECIFICALLY for Saria, that's to say how much Saria did not want to let go.
Saria was ready to die for Kristen, she was ready to stay with her until the very end. But Kristen always had in mind to go alone.
And in the end, she had to show Saria that she deserves to live, to continue, that there's still people who need her. Rhine Lab needs her. Ifrit needs her. Silence needs her. Rhodes Island needs her. She can't join Kristen like that. She can't die yet.
Even if Kristen was obsessed by her dream, she was still able to care enough for Saria and the people around her.
And god fucking damn I'm crying
Kristen is absolutely the best antagonist of all Arknights there's absolutely no way we can't do better, I'm standing on my ground
#I'm just throwing away my thoughts because I need to let them go#if you remember my post before about what I think of Saria and Kristen's relationship#I was very wrong#I really thought it was abusive/toxic#but actually it's SO complex#Jesus I wanna analyze this woman with a microscope#there's no cure for her#I'M BARKING AND SCREAMING#she said “oh yeah sciences requiees sacrifices ?”#“aight imma be this sacrifice then”#GOD SHE FUCKING DID IT#Lone Trail has been out for a week and I am still crying about it send tweet#arknights#help me
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also i am....tentively........exploring....th idea of being aromantic uhehehh......if u r aromantic but still hve a partner i would lov to hear ur experience!!!
#barks#for me its like. i lov my partner but its not. its not romantic. like theres a lot of it n its love but its like Something Else#like im not all lovey dovey th thought of being all like that is . odd to me.#like we r jus people hanging out !!!!!!!!#hes so good this has been making me so stressed n hes like as long as u love me n we r happy 2gether what does anything else matter#and hes right!!!!!!!#from what i can see aromantic stuff is like . very fluid and quite unique 2 th person#i mean. i might not b aromantic..but i lov labels and thats what seems to fit rn uehueueueueue
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THE WEIRD AL-CANA - 0. THE FOOL - DARE TO BE STUPID
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what better time to start a dumb little project based on your most recent hyperfixation than mere weeks before university starts again? haha, what-
anyway. i woke up from a nap in a bleary haze today with the idea of redrawing the tarot major arcana but with weird al songs and what started as a fun doodle has evolved into a dedication in my soul to do more of these. so lets see how many I can finish?? i've already got my song list established (with only a couple of ones im still undecided on) so im ready and rearing to go
the fool was an easy pick. while al is always a fool, dare to be stupid is THE fool song imo. spontaneity, recklessness, risk-taking. being a silly billy
#alloyart#weird al#weird al yankovic#weird al-cana#is the collective tag im gonna use for these for organization purposes#i feel like i will be torn asunder if i put this in other tags like the main tarot tag or anything so it stays here#im trying to reference the rider waite art the most because its the Default in my brain#the art for the fool has that barking dog in the corner so i thought it'd be fun to put harvey there#all i need to do good art is to get autism brain blasted hard enough to make me productive lol
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All arc long, we have seen Gray Wing not be treated like the real father of the kits he raises.
Five books, and we're now on the sixth and last of this rancid arc.
He is not referred to as Thunder's father outside of the closing line of Book 1 when Clear Sky abandons him, CLEAR SKY is, even ENCOURAGING Thunder to go connect to "HIS FATHER" in Book 2. Even if he was, he's a TERRIBLE parental figure. His constant enabling of his shitty brother winds up driving Thunder into a place where he is abused, and subsequently a near murder at the First Battle which Clear Sky causes. Even post-"redemption arc," after Clear Sky slips back into emotionally abusing his son, just like before, and Thunder leaves him for a THIRD time, Gray Wing screeches at Thunder to "STOP SULKING" and fetch the man who has maliciously attempted to hurt him at every opportunity.
Gray Wing is also not treated as the real dad of Turtle Tail's kits. As soon as he spills the beans to a domestic abuser on where his kids can be found, Tom the Wifebeater kidnaps his children and tells him he's their dad in Book 3. This gets their mother killed in the process, and from then on, TOM is treated as the father they're desperate to know and avenge. Sparrow Fur even laments about how he's their father so if the Clan doesn't like him, they don't like her either.
In Book 4, after Tom the Wifebeater gets his redemption death saving his daughter from a mauling Clear Sky allowed to happen, Gray Wing even says to Owl Eyes, point blank, "I'm not your father, am I?"
Owl Eyes has to DANCE around outright telling him that, no, he is not on the same level. Then he learns of Tom the Wifebeater's death and is so upset he cannot visit what might be his sister's death bed. Even though he only met Tom once during a kidnapping.
Gray Wing was not treated as their dad. He is seen as less than a father by all the characters, AND the narrative, even for the kids he raised from birth.
The only one of these four children that he seems to have a positive relationship with and is described properly is Pebble Heart.
But now, after pissing away 5 books of setup, because they're going to kill this character off soon, they start wanting to collect on what they didn't establish. On what they downplayed for drama and angst.
His fridge wife comforts him in a dream about how he's the perfect boy and Everyone Loves Him.
It doesn't matter that Gray Wing was functionally a terrible parent who's put Thunder in danger by encouraging (and even forcing) a connection to Clear Sky, or that he's been shown as having what I can only describe as "unrequited parental love" for these kits, or that "blood" and biological parents have been exalted for FIVE. BOOKS.
People will read this LAST book, Path of Stars, and conclude DOTC has great messages about adoption. That death scene is just soo good it's going to flush the rest of the arc down the drain, I guess.
#I also can't find the post I made on when he starts barking at Thunder for being a bad rabbit hunter#And Thunder snaps that he's tired and been hunting all day#And Gray Wing keeps yelling at him until Thunder snaps 'You don't always KNOW what's best for me!!'#i just... i cant believe it never came back around#that seems like such a perfect way to set up a character arc about Gray Wing's enabling as a massive flaw to confront#You Dont Always Know What's Best#Both as a response to Clear's abuse being dismissed as 'he did what he thought was best' AND Gray feeling it's Best for Thunder to know him#Nope. Can't say that Gray Wing has any flaws at all ever. Everyone loves him and he's soso perfect.#dotc hate#bones reads dotc
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The fact that this won’t even be the LAST time Sanji gets horribly manipulated by another woman. I’m just 😔
#HE’S A SIMP and girls take advantage of that too often 😭#AND THE FACT THAT he still forgives them anyway!! Even after putting him through hell!!#Listen say what you want about Sanji but there’s no denying that he’s. SUCH a good person#Too good of a person who is endlessly kind and caring and forgiving#Sanji gives and gives and gives and never takes. He’s so stupidly selfless sometimes it makes me want to cry#And people take advantage of that so often :’(#HE’S A GOOD BOY!!! He doesn’t deserve this#Shima speaks#One Piece#Sanji#Black Leg Sanji#He literally became my favorite (besides Luffy) for this exact reason#The fact that he’s so self sacrificing. The fact that he gives himself entirely to other people#And doesn’t expect anything in return#And has so little self worth I just. FUCKING hell dude.#His attempted sacrifice at Thriller Bark was a really big thing too#’They can always find another cook’ that was probably his thought process#BUT SANJI MY LOVE. THEY CAN NEVER FIND ANOTHER SANJI. ANOTHER YOU#If Sanji had taken Zoro’s place he WOULD have died. And that would have fucking torn Luffy APART#SLAMS MY HEAD INTO THE GROUND UGHHH SANJI. I LVOE YOU
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“hello may I have ur dinner ingredience”
#actually this pic was me prepping some meat for homemade dog treats#so he was sitting and lying down extra pointedly and hopefully#and barking about it lol#poor partner was getting a little frustrated#“dude I am literally making treats FOR YOU chill out#especially since the meat sludge that goes into this recipe is STINKY#blending liver and organs#smells absolutely vile#to us anyway#Tiber clearly thought our kitchen smelled heavenly#he’s so spoiled and has no idea#tiber tag#sighthound#dogblr#whippet#dogs of tumblr#puppies
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session 5 for both scott and jimmy mirror each other in that they’re dedicated to powering up and preparing. scott gets a full set of protection IV diamond armor together with 30 diamonds in the enderchest to spare. jimmy, however, spends the entire episode trying to get good enchants on his iron set in a way that reminds me of a small bird flying into a window over and over again
#bree barks so fucking loud#im so upset man#I was gonna elaborate on why but this isnt even like. Applicable bc jimmy does have full diamond by the time he dies#but. ohhh scott. why are you keeping so much to yourself#For your own survival yeah? Right. This makes sense#its just. crazy to think that the reason he placed 10th was because he was reckless after jimmys death#all this preparing and yet. tossing jimmy a few more diamonds to bring him up to his level would have been a better investment#again this doesnt even matter. jimmy has full diamond during the battle he dies in but like. But like#this is representative of something. To Me#It’s better if i do conclude that scott gave him a couple for that chestplate but this episode’s disparity is still symptomatic of like#scotts thought process about jimmy#even the protection III villager he lets jimmy use this episode. Scott showed it to him after he already concluded that—#he himself did not have much use for it. He saw his armor already had protection and went ‘it’ll work for jimmy’ in a handwavy way#it’s all just so interesting#deranged.fh.posting
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one of the pieces of anakin's fall that everyone always misses is his use of the clones. anakin skywalker, who at 9 wanted to become a jedi. who was so haunted by guilt that he left his mother a slave. who violated the jedi code because he couldnt bear to spend another night not knowing his mother was safe. that anakin. that anakin was ok leading the clones to war. the clones who were made for this, made to work and toil and die without end, so the natborns could live peacefully.
i think if anakin wasnt reeling from the death of his mother and hadnt started slipping to the dark side already he wouldn't have agreed with the use of the clones. i think he would see himself in them - forever scorned, subhuman for the circumstances of their birth, desperately trying to rise above the fact that everyone they've ever met only has an interest in leashing them. so anakin being a general and agreeing to lead the clones is much more sinister than it seems at first blush.
the jedi order agreeing to lead the clones is its own egregious violation of the jedi code. theyre peacekeepers, not generals. they fight individually or in pairs, not in coordinated attacks (see geonosis). everything about them is not meant for violence, but for protection. but for the jedi to lead the clones to be anakin - it's even worse. the jedi know slavery is bad, but they do not expend resources trying to end it - for political reasons ofc, they themselves are at the whims of the republic - but anakin has Lived it. he is more like the clones than any other jedi, which makes his leading them all the more painful and heartwrenching and sick
#like. it makes me sick im going bonkers !!!!!!! anakin looks at rex and his inability to leave and sees himself !!!!!#granted. anakin has cptsd and is groomed by palpatine and im not saying he doesnt have his own complexes about what he does#nor am i saying anakin didnt do what he could to get on with his troopers and try his best to keep them alive. but i Am saying that anakins#fall started when palpatine first met him and planted those seeds of doubt and fear. and that his unquestioning leadership of the clones is#just another thing he lost to his desperation to keep those he loves safe.#he just makes me bark yknow. many thoughts.#i want to do like a fixit where rex and anakin actually like. talk abt the clones and their status and how they were made#and maybe ahsoka and obiwan hunt down exactly the circumstances in which the clones were made. and they maybe realize just how much of#anakin is grief and pain and things they could never understand. but that rex knows intimately.#and then palpatine explodes or trips and falls and dies or fox gets sick of palpatine giving him endless paperwork and beheads him. idk.#canis speaks#starwar#starwar.anakinskywalker#anakin skywalker#<- risking it w a canon tag. dont kill me guys👍
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picrews The Guy did of himself... he looks like a combination of this + his minecraft skin that they cant find.. they also have pig ears Sometimes?? its weird. also hes an introject of @sprucebark . yeah just the whole blog
#this is so strange to me.. what on earth /lh#dont get me wrong its a cool blog but like a whole guy?? based on a TUMBLR BLOG???#surprisingly not the first time this has happened.. sobs#system posting#tommy ❤️#spruce barks#< they thought that was funny so now thats his talky tag
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hello today i am thinking abt jake’s hands and sitting in his lap
#♡.gabi barks#I KNOW I NEED TO WORK ON STUFF FROM MY INBOX BC U GUYS HAVE SUCH PERFECT MOUTHWATERING THOUGHTS#but jakey <3333 jaeyun <333 jake <3333 ikeu <33 yunie <333333#like do u guys see where im coming from.#needy lil makeout sesh w jakey <3 it starts w him pullin u to sit in his lap n feels u up n kisses u so softly n#is lookin at u soooo cutely n pressin lil kisses to his face n him js smilin n gigglin n then he starts kissin u messily and groaning n#he has one hand on ur lower back pressin you against his cock n the other is holdin ur cheek n aghhhhhhhsjwowkdjsowd#i need to kiss him#sry for so many jake thoughts im seeing them in concert again and im fixated on them save me#enhypen smut#jake sim smut#sim jaeyun smut
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OLGA (tlou) ⚕️| IRYNA + vasil (tlou) 💀
AEREA (star wars) 🔮 | ALPHONSA + lord barkus (dao) 🕊
VINDAMEA (tesv) 🗡 | CARANTHIR (tesv) 👑
VIOLANTE (dbd) 🕷 | EDWEN (vtm) ♟
UNA (hotd) 🐍 | VALAENYA + dark sister (asoiaf) ⚔️
TAGGED BY @jendoe, @chuckhansen, @phillipsgraves, @shadowglens, @detectivelokis, @aceghosts, @florbelles, @leviiackrman, @shellibisshe, @minaharkers, @corvosattano, @nightbloodraelle, and @aartyom to make a few dears in this cutest picrew! ty so much loves!
TAGGING: @feystepped, @griffin-wood, @risingsh0t, @unholymilf, @marivenah, @gwynbleidd, @queennymeria, @denerims, @girlbosselrond, @honeysofte, @gelvaan, @calenhads, @rosebarsoap and @kingsroad <3
#only if you want to of course 🥀❣️#oc: olga litvinchuck#olga not at all thinking of anyone in particular no one named cogan lampbell at all she is not 🌸💞😵💫🥺#oc: iryna pasternak#iryna and the icon the other man in her life her son vasil <3 he is watching raul like a HAWK (he loves him within the hour ajsjzh 🥀🥺)#oc: aerea andoral#oc: alphonsa cousland#yes her dogs name is lord barkus like lord marcus but bark <3 baby alfie thought it was cute!#oc: vindamea verenim#oc: caranthir nemfarion aldmeri#WHEEZE capturing caras shit eating grin and vinnie being TIRED of him (affectionate) look @ my clowns! i love them!!!!!!#🥀 vampirism 🥀 era vinnie ✨😌🕷🖤⚔️#oc: violante valtieri#it recently came to my intention that dbd is on ps+ and i am pleased to say ill be playing it soon <3#(between m*etroid and finishing d*ao and starting b*ioshock 🌸💞)#oc: edwen wintra#(i cant recall if i mentioned marcus betraying her but THIS IS SHE IN THAT SCENE i dread writing it! it’s gonna be PAIN 🥀✨😖)#(arthurs sire ! she is the icon and she is the moment!)#oc: una nathaira uller#once again una has me on the FLOOR she’s so strange and off putting! she’s foreboding! QUEENIE! 🐍🌿😌🖤#oc: valaenya targaryen#one of the two swords hehe <3 she tracked b*loodraven down to retrieve it ! ICON!#she’s so cool the absolute coolest we stan enya t*argaryen d*ayne in this house <3#leg.tagged#leg.ocs#t: picrews#and i apologize for the delay! it’s been a busy week and ive had some health things so i apologize for being a bit mia lately 🥀✨😖#YALL HAVE BEEN THE SWEETEST TY TY SO MUCH FOR THE TAGS 🥀✨😖#aerea @ g*ideon after he had her in a holding cell that neutralized her force abilities 🔪✨😠#(ty din beloved for getting her out she loves u she does 🥀✨😖)
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