Jason was having a normal night in Crime Alley when it happened.

A lone glowing meta came floating through, almost stumbling in the air if that was possible. It only took a few seconds of swaying and giggling for Hood to put the pieces together. "Kid. Are you drunk?"

The kid turned his Lazarus green eyes towards him and the Pit Water inside him stirred. Ok, maybe not a meta. "Nooo.." the kid slurred, making Red Hood cross his arms in a show of disbelief

"I'm telling the truth! My mom shot me and then everything became blurry and-" the kid let out a series of giggles before suddenly launching himself at Red Hood and strait up hugging the vigilante, muttering something about Hood being so cool and his favorite hero.

Meanwhile Jason thinks Phantom had just recently been murdered and is freaking out.

Bonus points if the Fenton parents shoot at Red and Danny alike a few minutes later

Very tempted to make a Watership Down Oracle/Tarot deck with all the rabbits and stuff on them.

And lead us not into temptation on this Monday Morning... 🥵🥵🥵

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“don’t spam like my posts" well maybe you should stop posting such silly things

in my search for housing I am kind of like. what if I just moved to the coast. what if I was just like. bye.

i think since lucien x tamlin has definitely already happened before we'll only need a teeny tiny push to get to lucien x tamlin x elain. it would be so fun (from a fanon perspective)

Exactly! The puzzle pieces are already there and waiting. I'm an Elucien girlie first, but I can objectively understand the appeal of Tamlain. And I completely agree that Lucien x Tamlin has happened before.

I think that one of the most exciting things about this combo is that it wouldn't be a stretch to make it relatively canon compliant. For acotar, most polyam fics by their nature have to be fairly canon divergent or take place in an AU but that isn't necessarily the case with this grouping! So yeah, from a writer's perspective it would be so fun--there's so much fertile ground.

what if i were so full of second-hand gender euphoria from the cheergate anniversary that i impulse bought more fem clothes? what then?

should I just drop Sunky’s entire backstory rn-

Because like. You guys know what’s up with Nonsense. You know what’s up with Monika. But I don’t think I entirely told you guys what’s up with Sunky-

I wanna eat a popsicle but it's been cooled to subzero degrees and if I try to deepthroat it like I did the other day then I'll get stuck and be in pain again

But I am tempted

Also, how's your day so far^^

I wanna kiss lyney too... And maybe 6 other characters

my day’s pretty average, i’d say, with a sprinkling of existential dread thrown in there.

i’m this close to writing something about how lyney kisses you and letting go of all my dignity…

but the real question is ............... should i h.onkai

i haven’t seen any season 5 episode but i am so close to pulling up photoshop and falling back into gif making

do i just go ahead and polyship with rosè and york too?

will not look at ted lasso tag until i’ve finished my gifsets will not look at ted lasso tag until i’ve finished my gifsets will not look at ted lasso tag until i’ve finished my gifsets will not look at ted lasso tag until i’ve finished my gifsets will not look at ted lasso tag until i’ve finished my gifsets will not look at ted lasso tag until i’ve finished my gifsets will not look at ted lasso tag until i’ve finished my gifsets will not look at ted lasso tag until i’ve finished my gifsets will not look at ted lasso tag until i’ve finished my gifsets will not look at ted lasso tag until i’ve fini--

tempted to make a quiz thing on random trivia about me

someone needs to stop me from buying the yuukoku no moriarty manga 😭